"Wow, Tofu, I didn't expect you to be so manly!" Fang Fangmu gave me a thumbs up.

"Can a man be a man if he has money, but can he afford a man if he doesn't have money?" Speaking of this, I can't help but think of Tian Jingjing again. Yes, if there is money, Tian Jingjing will not endure the humiliation of marrying a bastard!

"Tofu, I don't have the money to pay you back now, and I don't have a job, so I can only work for you to pay it back." Fang Fangmu said with a grin.

She finally found a reason not to leave.

I thought it would be okay, so I agreed to her, saying, "I just lack a shopkeeper, and you can't find a job for a while, so let's be wronged for the time being." We can't live together, though. ”

"Why? We've been together day and night for so long, and we've been in bed for two nights, don't you have any feelings for me? Fang Fangmu was very unhappy when she heard that she couldn't live in the store.

I said two reasons: "First, you are already a married woman, and you must keep the way of women!" Second, I am an unmarried man, I want to keep my innocence, and I don't want to have an unclear relationship with a married woman. ”

"What if you exclude the married woman?" Fang Fangmu looked at me, smiled and asked, it seemed that there was another mystery.

Can you turn back time? The crossing is just a fantasy and cannot become a reality. I said firmly: "It's already a fact, what ifs?" It's ridiculous! ”

Fang Fangmu listened, didn't speak, stepped forward, stared at my head, and turned around. Then I lifted my hair and tapped my skull twice with my fingers. I was silent, motionless, and at her mercy. What's this guy up his sleeve? Fang Fangmu turned back to me, took off my glasses, and widened her eyes, slowly sweeping from my eyes to my lips, and I was still silent, moving with her like a puppet.

Fang Fangmu walked around to the desk, sat down, put her two little hands on her cheeks and pondered, as if she was talking to herself: "This guy has a sturdy braincase, there should be no worms; Thick eyebrows, small eyes, thief eyebrows! The nose is square and straight, a bit of a horizontal view of the side of the ridge into a peak, eye-catching; Thin lips belong to people with thin lives, and they are mean; Look at the skin again, thick and dark, a person with thick skin must have a black heart. Judging from the eyes, nose, and mouth, this person's nerves are quite normal, not an idiot! Since you are not an idiot, how can you not understand such a shallow truth? Weird! It's weird! ”

"How can this be reasonable, Fang Fangmu! You're the worm in your head, you're nervous, you're an idiot! "Silence is meant to explode, and I can't bear it anymore and roar loudly.

Fang Fangmu didn't confront me head-on, but continued to talk to himself: "It's hysterical, and he still reacts to stimulate it, which proves that it's not wood!" Since it's not wood, why are you so mentally retarded? ”

I was furious and refused to give an inch: "You are mentally retarded!" ”

Why is this guy cool-headed today?

"Sister, ...... water." A toddler three-year-old child walked in at some point, pulling Fang Fangmu's skirt.

The child was followed by a smiling aunt.

Fang Fangmu bent down, gently pinched the child's face, and said, "Ouch, the child is so cute." ”

The aunt handed Fang Fangmu ten yuan and said, "I want a bucket of mineral water." Delivered to Room 305, Building 3, at the back. ”

I grabbed a bucket of mineral water and said, "Okay, I'll follow you." ”

"Look, even a three-year-old child knows how to call me sister, what are you not mentally retarded? Three-year-olds are not as good as them! Fang Fangmu took advantage of the topic and went crazy, as if there was a kind of indisputable indignation.

I felt that Fang Fangmu's words were ridiculous, and said: "The child is only three years old, if he doesn't call you sister, do he call you sister?" Oh, by the way, he should call you Auntie! ”

This annoyed Fang Fangmu, she pointed at me and shouted, "Pig! What a retarded mind! You're going to me off?! ”

When my aunt saw us arguing and wanted to mediate, she said, "Hehe, one person for two people has one sentence less, and harmony makes money." ”

Fang Fangmu looked aggrieved and said, "Auntie, you are commenting, he always bullies me and wrongs me!" ”

Dizzy, when did I wronged her, and how to talk about bullying? We are two mouths, but behind the two mouths, there is no "son".

I avenged: "Auntie, I really didn't bully her, and I didn't wronged her. ”

"He kept saying that I was a married woman and a mother of children! Auntie, look, do I look like a married person? My body looks like a woman who has given birth? Fang Fangmu said excitedly, turned around, and put on a pose to ask the judges to score.

The more the aunt looked at Fang Fang, the more she liked it, and she was amazed: "The little sister's figure makes me so envious." Slim and well-proportioned. After a pause, he shook his head, and sighed, "What is like me now?" Bloated, baggy! Hey, you're not married yet, are you? ”

How could I marry such a woman? I thought so, but in front of people, I had to take care of Fang Fangmu's face, I put down the bucket, was silent, and let Fang Fangmu deal with Auntie's problem by herself. Unexpectedly, Fang Fangmu's words were staggering!

Fang Fangmu looked at me with a red face and said, "It's coming, Auntie." ”

What's fast?! I'm so angry!

The aunt smiled and said, "So, I want to congratulate you." Give birth to a noble son early. Okay, it's time for me to go back, let's go. ”

I gritted my teeth and glared angrily! Fang Fangmu saw my expression and secretly laughed. Okay, you wait, see how I clean you up when I come back!

I came back from delivering water and found that Fang Fangmu was pulling down the roller shutter and the tricycle was parked in front of the door.

"Hey, Fang Fangmu, what did you steal from me? Want to abscond? I noticed something was wrong and asked.

"Tofu, don't say it so badly, okay? Is that the kind of person we admire? We are standing upright and not crooked! Besides, what is of value in your shop that I should be concerned about? I'm not interested in anything but you, come! ”

Fang Fangmu said, snatched the empty bucket in my hand, threw it into the shop, locked the door, stood up, jumped into the tricycle box, and said to me, "Go!" ”

"Where are you going?"

"Move!"

"Whose house are you moving?"

"My home."

"What if a customer calls to deliver water, I can't close my door and not do business? And what does your home have to do with me? ”

"I'll answer the phone."

"You're not here, how do you pick it up?"

"The call has been transferred to the phone! Hurry up, or the charter lady will be angry. ”

I pedaled on the tricycle, pulled Fang Fangmu, and came downstairs to her house. Fang Fangmu's home is very simple, the same as the dimple's house, only 20 square meters, and one room is used as two rooms. There is a bed inside and outside, the inside is a double bed, and the outside bed is smaller and is a single bed, except that there are no pillows on the single bed. Hehe, this Fang Fangmu is really ruthless!

I pointed to the single bed and asked with a smile: "Usually when you are angry, you drive your husband to sleep in this small bed?" ”

Fang Fangmu glared at me fiercely and said, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!" ”

The double bed has a small table fan and double pillows.

"Oh, family portrait." I picked up the picture frame on the bedside dresser and said, "The man is your husband, and I have seen the child, it is your child, but why is this woman not you?" Your husband's ex-wife? ”

Wow, Fang Fangmu is generous enough, and actually allows her husband to put sweet photos with his ex-wife, and it is in a very conspicuous position.

"Wood is wood! Particularly mentally retarded! Didn't you hear the charter lady call me my boss's sister? She also asked about my brother and sister-in-law and children, this is their home! Why don't you want to think about it, I'm not married at all? Don't stain my innocence! I am still a yellow flower girl! Do you know?! Pig! Stupid! Very foolish! I'm! I can't wait to strangle you! Fang Fangmu gritted his teeth, rushed up, and grabbed my neck with both hands.

"You usually open your mouth to me and keep your mouth shut about your husband, how do you know that you are not married? Do you blame me? I pleaded.

"I'm alone as a girl, don't you bully me?"

"We are lonely men and widows, in the same room, sleeping in the same bed, aren't you afraid of dry wood and fire, sparks?"

"Usually you don't dare to look at me. When we were eating, you took the food and ran far away, not daring to come near me at all. What's more, as you said, you are not interested in, or even hateful, in married women, so I don't worry at all about what you have to do with me. So, I boldly slept with you. It turns out that you are afraid of me, not that I am afraid of you. Ha ha. ”

"You already have a place to stay, why do you have to squeeze a cot with me these two nights?"

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