I was so drunk that I crawled to the dinner table, thinking I was really dead. I didn't expect to wake up. When I opened my eyes, I found myself wearing only a pair of shorts, and Fang Fangmu was also lying next to me, and she was only wearing underwear and underwear! It's over, drunk and sex?! I lost my * last night! How can I explain to Tian Jingjing? Oops, my tofu was ruined by a married woman! I thumped my chest, then pounded my hands on the bed.

"Hey! What are you doing? Fang Fangmu was awakened, and while asking, she hurriedly protected her chest with her hands and ran to the bathroom.

"What are you doing?! You took advantage of the danger and ruined me last night? Damn the wine! I was angry: "You think I won't pursue you if you hide?" I'm going to dig you out even if I dig three feet into the ground! ”

I rushed to the bathroom and pulled the door open.

"Ah~"

Fang Fangmu let out a scream. I didn't dare to look at it, so I quickly closed the door.

After a while, Fang Fangmu came out with a skirt on her body. She pointed to my nose and said, "You kid can't be reciprocated for your kindness!" You drank like a dead man last night, I dragged you back, why don't you hurry up and thank my aunt and grandmother?! ”

"I should thank you for bringing me back, but you won't let me repay you with a promise!"

"You vomited so much, I just stripped you naked on the outside and wiped your body for you, and I didn't touch your underwear!"

"Are you sure it hasn't been touched? Throughout? ”

"Absolutely not, I can swear that your tofu is the first man I have ever touched!"

"The first man you've ever touched? So you're going to give me ....... ”

"I didn't! I didn't touch your shorts! When Fang Fangmu said shorts, her face was flushed.

Hehe, pretend to be innocent! They are all married, and they say that I am the first man she has ever met! It can be seen that her words are all farts! Swearing? Curse yourself!

"Why are you lying next to me in your underwear?!"

"I'm all dirty with you spitting up, I don't take off my skirt to wash, dirty, stinky, wearing and sleeping? After I washed my skirt, I put it in the bathroom and blew it on a fan so that I could wake up and dry it before wearing it. How did I know you woke up earlier than I did! I've seen it all to you! Give me back my chastity! Dead tofu! Stinky tofu! Damn stinky tofu! ”

This time it's Fang Fangmu's turn to ask me for chastity! Depressed! Why does she love to pretend to be simple so much? It's shameless!

"Shhhh It doesn't seem to be dawn yet? Be careful what others hear! If others knew that you lived with me, I wouldn't be able to wash it by jumping into the Yellow River! ”

"I've slept here for two nights, do you think you're innocent? Hehe! ”

"Those who are clear are self-purifying! What time is it? ”

Fang Fangmu took out my mobile phone and looked at it, and said, it's almost four o'clock.

I said, "Why don't you go back?" ”

"You have no conscience, after taking advantage of me, the third watch drove me away in the middle of the night! Okay, I'll go! Fang Fangmu stood up angrily and walked to the door.

Am I taking advantage of her? Hum! She insulted me! I've never seen such a shameless woman, hurry up and get out!

She thought I would keep her, but when she saw that I didn't move, she didn't leave, and said, "You wolf-hearted thing, in case I am taken away by a pervert on the way, or when I get home and my husband beats me up, can you rest assured?"

Oops, no! If this happens, won't I be at ease for the rest of my life? I got up and said, "Okay, if you don't go, you won't go, and I'll be up in two hours anyway." ”

I left her behind, but she lost her temper and insisted on leaving. Really, specifically against me! I had to persuade with good words, Fang Fangmu was coaxing, and lay down obediently in a few words. It's just that she wants to sleep with me in her arms, and I said how is it possible? She got angry and was going to leave again.

I was ruthless and said, "Okay, I'll send you!" And she stood up, and then she fell asleep obediently.

The next morning, Fang Fangmu slept later than yesterday, I sent the water back to the finished site, and after breakfast, she was still reluctant to get up, it was already half past ten. I shook her, and she kept saying to sleep a little longer. Usually cooking rice and stir-fry are outside the gate, so the kitchen is not needed at all, and it is very clean after cleaning. Close the door and rest inside during the day.

I had no choice but to clean up the kitchen, then call her up, move all the bed boards into the kitchen by myself, and build a temporary bed in the kitchen. But she was coquettish, so I had to carry her in. How can this be true, how is it possible? She's not a girl anymore, and I'm not married. I strongly don't want to.

She was furious and said, "Hello! The phone is confiscated! ”

Hehe, when she gets up, why don't you return the phone to me? Won't she return it and walk through this door? I didn't continue to take care of it, I continued to work. She snorted coldly and walked into the kitchen in a huff.

At noon, when I came back from delivering water, Fang Fangmu came out of the kitchen yawning repeatedly, saw me, and asked, "What time is it?" ”

I looked at the phone, and it was already 1:15, so I said, "1:15." You've slept from last night to this afternoon. Slacker! ”

"Sister boss!"

A fat woman rushed in and shouted.

I just wanted to say that there is no boss sister here, only the boss. Roudun had already rushed in front of Fang Fangmu and threatened: "You pay the rent to me right now and move your things, the house has been rented to someone else just now." ”

Fang Fangmu looked embarrassed and said, "Sister charter, I beg you, give me two more days." I really don't have any money right now. ”

The chartered wife is already an old woman over sixty years old, and Fang Fangmu still calls her sister. I want to throw up!

"Humph! I don't care! Impossible, yesterday and the day before yesterday I already gave you two days, but I just won't let you into the house. You can't even put anything in it anymore today! I've already collected money from other tenants, you can settle the rent and move out now! "There is no room for manoeuvre in the words of the charter wife.

"Chartered sister, you are good, I haven't even eaten for the past two days, how can I have the money to pay the rent? Two more days. Fang Fangmu almost pleaded.

What's the matter, she hasn't been allowed to enter the house for two days? Her husband is not at home? She hadn't eaten for two days, so it's no wonder she always gobbled up her meals.

"Your brother and sister-in-law didn't pay you before leaving?" The charter lady asked.

"Where do they still have the money? Spent all the cures? ”

"How much does a foot cost? You're fooling me? ”

"The foot was broken, there were broken bones in it, and the doctor said that the operation was complicated, so it cost a lot of money. Because they had no money, they had to go back to their hometown to recuperate. The child has a fever and has spent some money, where do they still have the money for me? Fang Fangmu looked helpless and complained.

The charter lady swept the corners of the store several times with her greedy eyes, but found nothing valuable, so she straightened her face and said, "No money?" Even if it's borrowed, you have to lend it back to me! Why don't you sleep with my son tonight?" ”

I couldn't stand it, and said angrily, "It's just too deceitful!" Isn't it just a few bucks? ”

The charter lady swept me from top to bottom, sneered, and said sarcastically: "Yo ho——! Are you going to be hi in the water? (Vernacular: What kind of goods are you?) Migrant workers who don't slip away in the dark, dare to compete with their mothers?! A few dollars, so easy to say, there is a kind of banging water! (Vernacular: There's a kind of you give money.) The whole body is sloppy (vernacular: dirty). ”

"Don't talk nonsense, how much?" I was disgusted, shouted.

"The rent for water and electricity is a total of 300 Wen! It's declining, yes, there's it! (Vernacular: Look at his decay, he has no money on him, but there are a lot of female lice.) "The charter woman and dog look down on people.

I took out three "great heads" from my pocket, threw them on the table with a "snap", and shouted, "Get out!" Get out of here! ”

When the charter lady saw the money, it was like a hungry dog seeing and immediately pounced.

"Get out!" I waved my hand, pointed to the door, and roared again.

The charter lady hurriedly stuffed the money into her pocket and rushed to the door with a roll!

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