Chapter 342: Tian Damu's Marriage Hole ~ Fang (4)
Seeing this, Zhu Xiulan even persuaded and frightened and said: "Don't jump, you don't know what happened if you kick again." I didn't see two small benches broken overnight. The bench is for people to sit on, so why does it break when you stumble?
"Sue you, there are gods protecting the bride. The two of them have been talking intermittently for more than two years, and their sincerity has already touched heaven and earth.
"On the wedding night, if you treat the bride like this, the gods of heaven and earth will not let you succeed, and you are sending immortals to protect them secretly. You've been making trouble all night, and you're tired, so go back and rest, it's time for us to shop the kang. β
Those who came were all stunned, and some believed Zhu Xiulan's words, and some did not. A young man said, "We're not going to do it." Tell them to get out of the way, and we'll go. β
Rolling Lu Qi is also called rolling Xi Kang. It is also a dangerous way to play in the hole ~ room. It is to let the bride and groom lie on the kang, and the troublemakers cover them with a quilt, let them roll inside to find each other, and then hug each other and roll inside, and only stop when they shout stop outside.
There is no danger in itself. The problem lies in the infinite amount of trouble. There was once a bride who was killed by this kind of play.
It turned out that when the bride and groom were lying on the kang, the hole ~ room was not covered with a quilt for them, but covered with several beds. The bride and groom rolling in the quilt have also been changed to a hole ~ The people in the room are rolling around on the quilt. After making trouble for half an hour, seeing that there was no movement in the quilt, I lifted the quilt and saw that the bride had been suffocated to death, and the groom only had one breath left.
Zhu Xiulan and He Yuwen, who were with her, were so frightened that their faces changed when they heard this. Tian Damu also hurriedly played and smoked for them, begging them to give up this joke.
At this time, there were more than a dozen young men in the house, who were willing to listen to him. One of the young men said, "If you don't do it at this time, how long will you wait?" β
Thereupon. People hugged Tian Damu on the kang, and together with Li Huandi, he fell down on the kang and covered all the quilts sent by the bride's family on the kang cupboard. Some of them immediately lay down on it.
Tian Qingqing looked at this posture, where was the bride and groom rolling on the kang, it was clear that they were going to roll on the quilt to make trouble. A few quilts were pressed on the two separate people, and they were already out of breath, and if they had to press on the people again, let alone get out, they could cover the people below to death.
Tian Qingqing hurriedly used the ability. Pull a gap between the quilt against the wall and let the air flow under the quilt.
I remembered that it was the cold winter wax moon now, and there were dry needles on the jujube trees outside, so I hurriedly drove them, and sprinkled a layer on the quilt in a state that was invisible to outsiders. And let the tips of the needles face up.
"Ouch, why are you so pricked?" The person who lay down first moved his body, and his neck, face, and hands, everywhere his skin was exposed. They all hurt from being pricked. When I raised my hand, I saw a layer of small red eyes, and some bloodshot beads came out of it.
"Oh no, there's thorns on the quilt." The man beckoned.
Others listened. Hurry up and try it with your hands. As a result, as long as the hand is next to the quilt, it is pierced with pain.
If you don't believe it, try elsewhere. The results are all the same.
The boys looked at each other in surprise, knowing that something strange had happened tonight. Coupled with what Zhu Xiulan said to them just now, "there is the protection of the gods", I believe that there is indeed a "god" here.
Otherwise. It will not break the two small benches in a row, and the bride's quilt will not appear "stabbing people".
The young men were stunned and stunned, not making trouble or leaving.
Zhu Xiulan saw something strange and said to them: "Let me explain it to you: the two of them are not like ordinary newlyweds. After others are introduced by matchmakers, they agree if they agree, and pull down if they don't agree.
"But they went back and forth several times, willing and unwilling; I didn't want to, I was willing again. After more than two years, it finally came together.
What does this mean? It shows that they are a match made in heaven. Even if you repeat it a few times, you can finally become a husband and wife.
"Do you know what it means to be a match made in heaven? Sue you: A match made in heaven is a happy marriage made by God and grandpa. The marriage brokered by God's grandfather must be protected by the divine family. Therefore, you have been punished by God's family for your excesses tonight. As for what will punish you, you know in your own hearts. I'm not going to say it.
"It's come to this, what are you still doing in a daze? If you don't hurry up to correct your mistakes, pick up the quilt and let the bride and groom show their faces to breathe. β
The boys listened, you look at me, I look at you, but no one dared to touch the quilt again.
There was a clever young man who said, "We're not going to make trouble." Spread the kang. It just so happened that we took the quilt off for you, and you moved it back and forth. β
Zhu Xiulan also accepted it when she saw it. Say, "Okay, get out of the way." We started to lay the kang for joy. β
As soon as Tian Qingqing heard that they were not making trouble, she quickly collected the ability.
After the boys all jumped off the kang, Zhu Xiulan and He Yuwen walked over and hurriedly hugged the quilt on the kang and rescued the two people under the quilt. I folded the quilt again and put it back on the kang cupboard.
It turned out that this was accompanied by Li Huandi's mother's family, and she couldn't use it tonight, so she had to use her mother-in-law's family.
When the young men saw that Zhu Xiulan and He Yuwen didn't call for the pain of the quilt at all, they were even more convinced that there were "gods": the invisible "thorns" that hurt were originally aimed at them. One by one, they were like children who had made mistakes, and their faces were scornful, and they never dared to act rashly.
Zhu Xiulan and He Yuwen hugged the wedding quilt prepared by Tian Lu for the bride and groom, and began to spread out the kang.
On the first day of the new daughter-in-law's entry, she can't spread the kang by herself.
Laying the kang is also called the Xi Kang, after the Xi Kang is laid, it is necessary to sprinkle candy and other things on it, which is called the Xi Kang. This is the last show in the haunting hole ~ room. It is also a game performed by the groom's sisters-in-law and sisters-in-law:
The rules of the game are: sister-in-law holds a tray, spreads red paper on the plate, and puts chestnuts, dates, peanuts, cinnamon and other things on the red paper.
The bride sits on the kang, and the sister-in-law grabs the dried fruit and sprinkles it on the bed, singing as she sprinkles. The people in the hole ~ room listened to the sister-in-law's singing, and also echoed the voice, the hole ~ the room was full of laughter and laughter, and the sound of laughter and slapstick was higher and higher.
The game of Sahikang is a kind of group folk game, where all the people who make trouble are actors, and the sister-in-law is the protagonist, and everyone else is a supporting role.
Because the protagonist has to take on the task of enlivening the atmosphere of the cave ~ room, the responsibility is heavy. So, this protagonist is to be carefully chosen. He attaches as much importance to Cheng dΓΉ as he does to choosing a wedding celebrant.
In general, you should choose two. The two protagonists selected are, first of all, the "mascots" of both children and daughters; You must also be able to sing songs and make up lyrics; In addition, it is necessary to be articulate, flexible, good at observing words and feelings, and adapting to changes.
Constrained by these conditions, the selected sisters-in-law are naturally more skilled. As a sister-in-law, I am also very proud to be valued by the family that marries my relatives. They will do their best to help the groom's family adjust the atmosphere of the cave house.
Playing this role today is Zhu Xiulan, who is educated and eloquent, and used to be a private teacher.
Tian Damu has three sisters-in-law, and it is not good to have one, and He Yuwen, the wife of the boss Tian Dashu, plays this role as a matter of course.
This is also the reason why Zhu Xiulan and He Yuwen have been in the cave~ room.
Zhu Xiulan and He Yuwen cooperate very tacitly. When laying out the quilt, Zhu Xiulan sang: "Spread the cover, the unicorn will send the child tonight." He Yuwen sang: "The spread is thick, the cover is thick, and there is a child named aunt." β
When laying out the mattress, Zhu Xiulan sang: "Stretch here, drag there, and bring a big fat boy next year." He Yuwen sang: "The shop is wide, the shop is long, and there is a child named Auntie." β
When they sang a song, people sang along, giggling and hilarious.
After the futon is laid, it is necessary to sprinkle the kang with joy. Zhu Xiulan was holding a plate with red paper under the plate, on which were red dates, peanuts, chestnuts, longan, and pieces of sugar.
This is also particular: red dates, peanuts, longan, chestnuts, implying early (red dates) raw (peanuts) expensive (longan) seeds (chestnuts). Lump of candy means sweet honey.
Sahikang must also be sung while sprinkling. Because the plate was held by Zhu Xiulan, she became the protagonist of Saxi Kang.
Zhu Xiulan grabbed all kinds of things on the plate, sprinkled them on the four corners of the kang first, and sang while sprinkling: "Sprinkle finely, sprinkle evenly, there is a child who is a little prodigy." "Sprinkle low, sprinkle high, have a child go to college (pronounced xiao)"
After sprinkling on the kang, in order to set off the atmosphere, Zhu Xiulan sprinkled a handful on a young man in a hole~ room, and sang: "This young man is handsome," and the following lyrics should have been "If you have a child, you will be called uncle." Zhu Xiulan thought he was too fierce, and sang the lyrics: "It's not bad to have a child than you." Read poetry books, write articles, and never go into the cave to kick the bride. β
When people heard this, they all burst into laughter.
In short, the lyrics sung by Pu Xi Kang and Sa Xi Kang are inseparable from having children. And also sing what the child calls the referent. The lyrics can be used in the past, or they can be made up and sung now, with praise and disapproval, how to enliven the atmosphere.
After the kang is laid, the hole ~ room has also come to an end. Zhu Xiulan said to everyone: "Okay, the bride and groom are going to rest, and everyone should go back to sleep." β
So, the people who were interested began to go back. There are the naughty, uninteresting ones, who have to come back quietly after walking for a while, sneaking into the house or under the windowsill, waiting for the "listening room".
This show is very secretive and there is no danger, Tian Qingqing's task was completed, and then she left the old courtyard with the people who were laying the kang. (To be continued......) R861