On this day, Tian Qingqing didn't go home to make dinner, she also ate here, and rubbed a poached egg.

On the first day of the new daughter-in-law's entrance, she was going to eat poached eggs. "Purse" not only means the love and love of husband and wife, and it also means that they can give birth to a big fat boy. The moral is based on a legend.

Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a girl named Jian Di, who was smart and clever. One day, while bathing by the river, Jane Di and her companions saw swallows flying overhead and landing in the grass on the shore. Jian Di was curious, ran over to take a look, and there were two small swallow eggs in it, and they swallowed it. Later, she became pregnant and gave birth to a big fat boy named Qi.

Qi's ability is very great, he helped Emperor Yao govern the country and Dayu to govern the flood. Emperor Shun admired him very much, so he made him a big official.

The fact that Jian Di ate swallow eggs and became pregnant and became a big official was spread by people, and some women also followed Jian Di's example, devouring bird eggs, and hoping that they could give birth to a capable big fat boy like Jian Di.

Later, the in-laws boiled two eggs for the new daughter-in-law. Later, it became a purse with two eggs. It has been passed down from generation to generation in this period, no matter how poor and picky the mother-in-law is, on the day when the new daughter-in-law passes the door, she will also put two eggs in a purse for the new daughter-in-law to eat.

Tian Lu saw that Tian Qingqing had been accompanying her new daughter-in-law and was protective, so when she was poaching eggs, she also brought one to her. This is also the first time since Tian Qingqing crossed over to eat eggs made by Tian Lu's initiative.

After dinner, the hole ~ room set off a high ~ tide.

In the afternoon, there are many women, many children, and men are all in this bend, and there are old, middle, and young people, and many programs are in the form, looking for fun, and laughing as the principle.

It's not good at night, and all of them are all big and small. Many Tian Qingqing didn't know each other, and after asking her aunt He Yuwen, she found out that it was people from the east and west of the village.

It may be that the daughter-in-law who squatted in the afternoon was unsuccessful, and the news that she didn't find a small bench was rumored to go out, and some people even brought their own small benches. Caught in the armpits, he looked full of confidence.

Zhu Xiulan smiled and said to Tian Damu: "Old Muzi, look at the popularity of your daughter-in-law. Let's keep an eye on her ass with ice cubes tonight! ”

Tian Damu smiled "hehe" and instructed Tian Qingqing: "Qingqing, it is meritorious to protect the new aunt in the afternoon, continue in the evening, and then uncle will buy you candy to eat." ”

Tian Qingqing glanced at him: "Who is rare in your sugar!" In the future, if you don't squat at other people's daughters-in-law, no one will squat on your daughter-in-law in the next life. He Yuwen and Zhu Xiulan both laughed.

Tian Damu was "hehe" happy, and hurriedly smoked the people who came

Taking advantage of Tian Damu's smoke, Tian Qingqing hurriedly climbed onto the kang and sat in the arms of the bride Li Huandi. whispered to her: "Auntie, when you squat, you will greet you loudly." When the greeting sounds, they squat lightly. ”

Who knows, Li Huandi is a big fool*, attached to Tian Qingqing's ear and said: "Squatting doesn't hurt at all." Really, Qingqing, it's like squatting on cotton wool. ”

Tian Qingqing's face was full of black lines. Xindao: It's really a matter of not growing wise, it seems that she should really taste the taste of squatting in the afternoon. Then he attached himself to her ear and said, "If it doesn't hurt, I will say hello." ”

Just when the two of them were whispering, someone handed a box of matches to Li Huandi and asked her to light a cigarette.

This time, I didn't let me use my teeth to strike a match, but I just lit it with my hands. There are also people who are naughty and blow it out several times before lighting it, but because they are always good at it, they will soon be all on it.

When smoking, someone asked the new daughter-in-law to sing love songs. Li Huandi hugged Tian Qingqing tightly and said, "No." ”

One young man said, "It's okay if you can't sing love songs and sing red songs." "Dongfang Hong", "The Sea Sails by the Helmsman", even children and the elderly can sing, you can't say no, right? ”

Li Huandi was forced to be unable to sing a "Dongfang Hong".

However, Tian Qingqing really didn't dare to compliment her voice. I don't know if she was scared or the five tones were incomplete, and she ran to her grandmother's house.

"No, sing one more." A young man shouted.

Li Huandi also knew that she didn't sing very well, so she stabbed her head into Tian Qingqing's neck, and let you shout at your throat, just don't say anything.

"If you don't sing, you can jump." A young man threw the cigarette butt and jumped on the kang first.

Immediately, five or six young men jumped up. Six or seven people stood on a kang and surrounded Li Huandi and Tian Qingqing in the middle.

There were still five or six young men standing on the side of the kang.

When Tian Qingqing saw this formation, she was also a little panicked, worried that she would be discovered by people with her ability.

Tian Qingqing couldn't think about it too much, and a young man came up and grabbed her two small armpits. She hurriedly grabbed one of Li Huandi's arms, and at the same time used her ability to make her body heavier.

The man hugged him but didn't pick it up, and he was surprised. Busy said to the people around her, "Break her arms and lift her legs." ”

So, a person grabbed one of her little arms and pulled it out, trying to separate her arm from Li Huandi's arm.

There were also two people who dragged one of her little feet and lifted it up vigorously.

A little girl of fifty pounds was carried by five young men, if she couldn't lift it, it would be too bewitching!

Seeing this, Tian Qingqing quickly collected the ability, let go of her arm, and was hugged aside by them.

Li Huandi, who was on the kang, was immediately lifted up by six or seven young men.

Just like in the afternoon, Tian Qingqing hurriedly used her ability to form an invisible protective layer like a sponge cushion under her ass.

This time Li Huandi learned to be pretty, they jumped around, and Li Huandi said "oops". But what is pretended is pretended, no matter how Li Huandi greets, she can't greet the tragic smell of being kicked.

One of the young men felt that something was wrong and asked them to stop, saying, "It's not fun." Two stunned, take a small bench. ”

Immediately, a small four-legged bench was placed on the kang.

Seeing this, Tian Qingqing thought to herself: If they are allowed to step on the small bench, if Li Huandi's buttocks are not a little bruised, she will definitely go out to behave stupidly. When people think of some strange things about themselves in this family, they will definitely suspect themselves of the strange.

If they were allowed to really jump back and let Li Huandi taste the hardships once, then their protection task would not be completed.

Thinking about it in my heart, I had an idea-

When people lifted Li Huandi up and kicked down, Tian Qingqing used her ability to break the four legs of the small bench, and the little bench "clicked" and was pressed on the kang.

And the panicked Li Huandi was so frightened that she forgot to snort.

"Hey, it's weird, I'm stunned to put the little bench down!" A squatting young man said in surprise.

"Cao Nima's second stunned, the little bench you took is not strong!" The young man who shouted at the second stunned man with the small bench complained, and shouted again: "Three eggs, what about the one you took?" ”

"Here." A lewd young man said, and handed him a small bench.

"This time, with the legs up, the storage will not be able to lie down." Or the guy who asked for a small bench said.

So, a small bench with four legs facing up was placed in its original position.

Some of the people watching below cheered, and some sighed. Tian Damu hurriedly handed cigarettes to the kang and begged people to spare his daughter-in-law.

This is the most vicious way to make trouble in the hole ~ room, once you miss and jump to the si, you can't get out of life, and the bride will have to lie down for half a month and twenty days.

"It's okay, we'll keep an eye on it, and keep a complete bride for you."

"Don't pretend, you can't keep it a long time ago, right?"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

"Hahaha......"

In "Hee-hee" and "Ha-ha", the people on the kang lifted Li Huandi and kicked down fiercely......

"Click!"

"Bang-bang-bang-bang."

Just when Li Huandi's buttocks were next to the legs of the small bench, with a "click" sound, the four legs of the small bench burst in four directions, and some even burst onto the legs of the jumper.

"What's going on today? Which one to destroy? A squatting young man said suspiciously.

"I don't believe I can't squat tonight?" It was still the young man who asked for a small bench and said, "Two stunned, three eggs, you two are lying on the kang and holding on!" ”

Probably this young man has a special authority in their group, and the two stunned and the third egg are really obediently lying on the kang, holding a small bench leg with one hand, and letting them form a four-column shape, the shape and distance are not much different from the small bench legs.

Although it is supported by someone, the role is still the same as that of a small bench. Tian Qingqing's mind moved-when Li Huandi was kicked down, Tian Qingqing tilted her buttocks, and when she fell, she just overwhelmed the legs of the four small benches. Tian Qingqing used his ability again, and Li Huandi was like a giant weighing hundreds of pounds, sitting on the hands of the four people who were holding the legs of the small bench.

The pressure on it was heavy, the legs of the small bench were hardwood, and the hands of the two people were torn apart in pain, and they immediately let out a terrible scream.

"Oops, it hurts, my hand is broken, ah......"

Li Huandi, who was kicked, sat on the top of the bench leg as if nothing happened, watching the painful expressions of the two people.

Not only was the jumper stunned, but he still didn't believe it was the truth, and he was stunned there.

"Oops, my hands...... Pull her away. ”

After the person whose hand was suppressed shouted, the kicker came back to his senses and quickly dragged Li Huandi aside.

The two of them raised their hands and looked at them, and their fingers were pressed and deformed, because the blood did not flow, and the fingers were bruised and bruised. The young man who called him over hurried to take them to the doctor.

Because it wasn't a group, the others didn't follow. Some jumped on the kang again, and they were still kicking their hands.

Tian Damu had to send out another round of cigarettes, begging everyone to stop. R1152