However, what I was waiting for was a question.

"Hobbies?" Jing Jing was puzzled and frowned.

"Yes!" I nodded, very affirmative.

"So, what should it be to love colors, get rid of the singular number, and leave the word with even numbers?" Quietly induce me.

What is she going to do? Be all abroad!

"Where are singular and even numbers, they are all words, no numbers!" What are you doing quietly, I'm getting more and more confused. If you want to love, be bold!

"Pigs! It's really pigs! Dumber than a pig! Quietly, hating iron does not become steel: "Listen, love the four words of color, remove the first and third words, how should you pronounce it!" Say what about you! What am I am, stinky tofu! ”

"Am I?" I fell into Tian Jingjing's trap, and I didn't know it.

"That's right, stinky tofu, you're! Hahaha! Quietly laughed arrogantly.

"Wow, I circled the earth a few times, it turned out that you wanted to fool me and trick me!" I woke up suddenly, raised my chopsticks, and was about to hit them.

"Hit!" Jing Jing not only didn't dodge, but also greeted her pretty face and let me beat it.

Her white and red skin, where can I do it! Let me say almost.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" I put down my chopsticks and stood up: "Hey, mop the floor first." Fang Fangmu is not here, I can suffer. Where are you, Witch? Come back quickly, I can't live without you! ”

I opened my arms and yelled, my movements and expressions were very exaggerated. My performance like this is for Jing Jing, hoping to wake up. A beautiful woman is in front of me, but I am beckoning another beauty.

"Stinky Tofu, you miss the demon girl a lot, don't you? I will fulfill you. Jing smiled coldly and took out her phone. While making a phone call, she muttered: "Demon girl, people only have you in their stinky tofu eyes, can you come back soon?!" ”

"Oh, no! no！ Let's stop fighting! It's rare that it's just the two of us tonight, one more person, it's so boring. Oh——! I hurriedly stopped her and said flatteringly.

My eyes once again fell on her white and tender face. Wow, if you can take a bite, how cool it is!

"Hehe, stinky tofu, can you shout the words you just called the demon girl again? I feel like you're super cute just now! "Praise me unexpectedly.

I will be more careful with all the words that praise me quietly, behind her praise, there is an ulterior motive! What kind of heart is she? I've got to keep an eye on her, she's already tricked me twice tonight! She must not be given any more chances. She pressed her phone just now, but there was no beep to dial the phone, there must be fraud in it.

Jing Jing put his phone on the dining table, took a sip of wine, and urged, "Hurry up, tofu." I feel that your posture is very beautiful and your voice is very magnetic, and I want to appreciate it again. ”

"Hehe, her phone is on for recording!"

She's going to save the evidence for the enchantress! It's so insidious, it's a vicious move. I stole a glance at her phone and cursed inwardly. One person can't step into the same river! I've stepped on it twice, but it's not more than three! The third time, I should have played tricks on her! Hahaha!

"Pretty girl, can you also let me have a glass of wine and confess? I was embarrassed to say it, a little shy, and I hoped that I could use the wine to strengthen my courage. I pretended to be shy and begged to be quiet.

"Well, for the sake of adult beauty, I'm willing to serve you tonight."

Jing Jingxin reluctantly stood up and walked to the coffee table. Underneath the coffee table, place in a disposable cup. Hmph, the cup that helped me said it was for me! Sickness! I thought I was willing to die before me. It's just a gesture, and it's like going to the soup and fire. However, too, if she hadn't tried to trick me secretly, she wouldn't have been so aggrieved. It's rare for me to enjoy the treatment of her serving me.

"Oh, go down with a glass of wine, and the lust will come up! Hehe. Quietly took the wine glass, sat down slowly, filled a glass of wine for me, and handed it to me.

Before I could put down the wine glass, my hand came up and held her little white jade hand with the glass.

"Let go! Stinky tofu! Eat my tofu! She glared at me quietly and yelled.

I cheekily smiled. Her hands are smooth and tender, and they are very comfortable. Hahaha, she repaired it twice, and I can finally eat a little tofu, it's very cool!

"Do you want to hear it?"

After a glass of wine, my lust gall really came up. I started teasing quietly.

"Yes!"

Quietly replied with a smile. She thought I had taken the bait.

"Prick up your ears!" I put my hands on my ears and motioned for her to listen.

"Hmm!" Quietly nodded, looking a lot like a good girl.

Ahem!

I stood up and coughed dryly twice, which was kind of a clear throat. Quietly at me, thumbs up! Hehe, she's complimenting me! Praise me for my courage!

"I love you! I can't live without you! Tian - Jing - Jing! "I swore love loudly to Tian Jingjing!

Tian Jing was stunned, he didn't expect me to play this trick. By the time she came to her senses, I had already picked up her phone on the table and pressed it to save!

"Hey! Give me back my phone! Stinky tofu! "Quietly lunged at me, trying to snatch her phone back.

I wanted to dodge. Unexpectedly, my feet slipped and I fell. But I'm just right! Jing Jing, who rushed up desperately, was defenseless, and I grabbed my clothes. She followed me and fell. The place where she fell was exactly my chest!

"Tearing ——!"

And what is even more refreshing, because of the excessive force, I actually tore her clothes to shreds. The two melons on her chest, although they were wrapped in a hood, were too big, and the hood was not completely covered, revealing a white and tender piece. And this white and tender part, and my lips, are just a stone's throw away! A wisp of fragrance penetrated my nose, hit my heart, and turned my brain upside down!

"Hooligans!" Reacting quietly, seeing that I was taking a deep breath, she scolded fiercely and punched me in the chest.

Her pink fist is lighter than being bitten by a mosquito. I was fallen, and the back of my head hurt a little, and it seemed to be swollen in a small piece. But the beautiful girl is on top, and the beauty of the beautiful girl has made me forget all the pain. Hahaha, don't hit people in the face, scold people don't expose shortcomings! Jing Jing didn't even hit me shamelessly, give me back face! It seems that she is still very interesting to me!

It's a pity that it's not her under me, otherwise, hehe. I'm making a lot of money! On the first day I met Tian Jingjing, I rode her, and at that time, I also fell, which was really wonderful. Hey, it's been two years! Two such treats, it was really wonderful. It's a pity, that's all, and you can't go any further! If it weren't for her mother's death, we would already be a couple. Am I so hungry?

But it's gone, no ifs. Some things, seemingly accidental, are actually inevitable. Just like I know Tian Jingjing, if she didn't go to the office anymore and went out to do errands on the day I reported for duty, maybe, I wouldn't know her. Hey, maybe, this is God's arrangement! Could it be that I and her are really fated to have no part? If so, why is she drifting away from me?!

said okay, register the marriage after the Spring Festival, but if I don't say it, she seems to have forgotten. Perhaps, she would have liked me to follow her and forget. But, can I forget? Hey, she's changed her mind and completely forgotten what we promised.

"Look at what? Perverts! Quietly protected her chest as white as snow with her hands, and turned around: "The clothes I just bought today were torn by you!" Or the place on the chest! Damn it! ”

Actually, she didn't say it, I didn't realize it, I was watching her think. What a coincidence. On the day we met her, we fell. I'm on top, she's down. Now, we're down again, she's on top and I'm on top. That day, my newly bought clothes were rotten. Today, her newly bought clothes are also rotten. Our role has not changed, what has changed is time and space. Me and her, the place was swapped.

It would be great if our minds could also be exchanged! At the time, I wanted to be wrong with her, and now, I still want to be wrong. Why, can't she think about me and the same time? God it's so unfair!

I got up and touched my head. I didn't eat the spiritual food, and the pain came, and it really hurt a little. If it weren't for the fact that the chair next to him didn't block it when I fell just now, I'm afraid it wouldn't have been as simple as growing a small piece.

"Alright, don't be angry. I'll accompany you to buy one tomorrow, I'll pay for it, okay? I looked at the back of my body, still pity the silence of my clothes, and said.

"Tomorrow? Will you be available tomorrow? Besides, you're a poor ghost now, where do you get the money? Quietly walked to her room, walking without looking back.

I thought that she at least smiled back and thanked me for her kindness, but I didn't expect her to have such an attitude and ridicule me! It's really good to be reciprocated, and good people wear rotten hats! Oh, can you blame me for falling? The rice on the ground is the culprit! But the real evildoer is Tian Jingjing! Hum!

Hehe, in fact, I can't blame her, I forgot that the rice on the ground was not cleaned. I walked to the bathroom and took out the mop. The water-soaked mop is soft and works well. When I met the rice grains of the wet mop, I didn't bother anymore, and I was obedient and obedient. Wherever my mop asks it to go, it will obediently go. Looking at the well-behaved rice on the ground, I looked at the quiet door, and remembered again: If you were quiet, you can obediently listen to me, and let me be at my mercy, how good!

Bah! These grains of rice have been stuck to dust, can they be compared to my ice-hearted and jade-clean Tian Jingjing? Go, go, go!

"Stinky tofu, who are you scolding?!" Jing Jing didn't know when he had already stood in front of me, Liu frowned slightly, and asked.

"Hehe, scold the rice! They've hurt me, and they're all over the bag! I looked up and smirked at her, "Of course, it also hurt you and ruined your clothes." ”

"Cut!" Quietly cut and walked to the enchantress's room.

What did she do in the witch's room? Want to peep into the boudoir of the enchantress and think about some treasure of the enchantress? Hehe, stupid! The things of the enchantress, like her, are cheap and worthless. Quietly pushed open the door, turned on the light, and walked in.

Whatever she does, mop my floor! I buried my head in cleaning up the rice, and it was all done in one fell swoop. I swept the gathered rice into a garbage shovel and took it to the bathroom to dispose of. Then, I washed the mop again, wrung it out, and walked out. It's really troublesome, and I have to sweep it twice. Otherwise, the ground is still a little sticky. From this sweeping, I realized Fang Fangmu's daily housework. It seems simple, but it's actually very cumbersome. It's hard to be a witch.

I finished mopping the floor and sat down at the table again, quietly not coming out yet. This guy won't rummage through the cabinets, will he? Looking for what baby?

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