Jin Pengyuan was so humiliated that he was angry and annoyed. I thought: I didn't come to eat, I was forcibly kept by you, and I was humiliated with the vice-tie, how can I bear this breath!

Just as I was about to have a seizure, I saw a young man walk in front of the store. This person Jin Peng is familiar with him, and he once attended a compound class in a school when he was in elementary school. Later, his parents moved to the city, and he left the village school.

I heard that last year, I won the first place in the county in liberal arts in the college entrance examination, and was known as the "champion of liberal arts" in the county. Jin Pengyuan said to the shopkeeper: "Since you are interested in finding someone to match the next couplet, this is my classmate in elementary school, and he was also the 'liberal arts champion' in the county college entrance examination last year, why not let him also match the pair?" ”

But I said in my heart: If the "champion of liberal arts" can't come up, it means that the owner of the store deliberately embarrassed me, if I don't come out this breath this afternoon, I won't live for 18 years in vain!

When the shopkeeper saw this, he hurriedly greeted the "champion of liberal arts" and said with a smile: "I have an upper link, and I have invited many people to the lower link, but no one has ever come out."

"I heard this classmate say that you were the 'liberal arts champion' in the county's college entrance examination last year, and I don't know if I can appreciate the pair. If you go out, the small shop will take care of your wine and food for free for a month. ”

The "champion of liberal arts" was also stunned when he heard this, walked to the counter and looked at it, and after a while, he saw him roll up his sleeves and study ink, lay out rice paper, and walk with a pen and snake, and wrote in an instant:

"The three elements have armor, the turtle is round, the turtle is deflated, and the crab is missing a head." Not only is the battle neat, but the handwriting also resembles a couplet, as if it came from the hand of one person.

Suddenly, the customers in the store let out a burst of admiration:

"He really deserves to be the 'champion of liberal arts'!"

"I'm still a college student!"

"Yes. If you study more, you are smart. ”

"You have to train your children to go to college!"

“…………”

In the midst of people's discussions, the shopkeeper hurriedly instructed the shopkeeper to serve wine and food for hospitality.

Then. The "champion of liberal arts" also recognized Jin Pengyuan and said, "Are you Jin Pengyuan's junior brother of Jin Jiazhuang?" ”

Jin Pengyuan was a little flattered and said: "Senior brother has good eyesight, after so many years, you still know each other." ”

"Champion of Liberal Arts" said: "I remember my childhood memory well, and although there are changes when I am older, I can still see it in my eyebrows." Then he said to the shopkeeper, "Since you have attracted customers and improved your reputation by renewing the connection, I guess my junior brother has also been tried by you." Whatever the outcome, he's kind of involved. Why don't you put more chopsticks and let's dine together. ”

The shopkeeper nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes." You're welcome. Supposedly, he's your introducer! He said. Instructed the shopkeeper to add a pair of chopsticks and bowls.

Jin Peng saw that the "champion of liberal arts" came out in an instant, and while admiring it, he hated himself for being shallow in his studies and making a fool of himself in public.

I regret it in my heart. The dissatisfaction and resentment against the shopkeeper were thrown out of the clouds. See also the "champion of liberal arts" struggling to retain. I sat down to eat and drink.

I am eating and drinking. I only heard a middle-aged man who looked like an official at the wine table opposite: "Today, the shopkeeper finally got the right connection for a few months." It seems that he is still a talented person in the university and has learned a wide range of knowledge.

"Today, we are together with the 'champion of liberal arts'. is also contaminated with a little literary atmosphere, and has a drink of poetry. It is required that the three words are the same head, the three words are the same side, and the rhyme is not limited. ”

After speaking, he put on a posture full of economy and said: "I mention yì, I will chant a song first, and see who can connect, and the deputy mayor will bow down." ”

Then he groaned:

"The three characters are the same as the official eunuchs, and the three characters are the same side of the satin yarn;

If it weren't for the government ~ government official eunuchs, who could wear satin yarn! ”

The deputy mayor of the town proclaimed himself an official eunuch, boasting of his wealth and domineering, angering a vendor at a nearby table. He was a public official who resigned and went to sea, and often traveled to and from major cities across the country. He put down his wine glass and said loudly: "I am doing business in the sea, away from politics, and I also put together a poem according to my own experience to help the fun." He groaned:

"The three words are the same as the husband, and the three words are the same as the rivers, seas and lakes;

Resigned and walked all the rivers, seas and lakes, and went to the sea to be the big husband. ”

People cheered, saying that his song not only explained what he did, but also showed his determination. It's a good poem.

When the deputy mayor saw people praising people who went to the sea to do business, his face was a little unshining. Thinking of the young man at the next table who couldn't make a couplet, I thought: He can't come up with the couplet, and the writing of poetry is not necessarily good. If you don't sing as well as yourself, you won't be able to fall tonight.

So he said: "This young man who didn't have a couplet just now is difficult to couplet, so that's it." This is a limerick poem on the same side, much easier than a couplet. Why don't you chant a song too, revealing your literary brilliance. ”

Jin Pengyuan was embarrassed for a while, thinking: Where can I compose poetry? Seeing that the "champion of liberal arts" encouraged him with his eyes, he was even more anxious.

When he turned his head and saw a farmer outside the store carrying chickens, ducks and geese to sell, he couldn't help but have a flash of inspiration and said casually:

"The three words are the same head of, pee, fart, and the three words are the same as the goose, duck and chicken;

Only by eating all the geese, ducks and chickens can they release, pee and fart. ”

As soon as Jin Pengyuan's couplet poem came out, the hotel was full of laughter.

The "deputy mayor" was flushed with a red face, and he was embarrassed, and even said: "Vulgar, vulgar!" And he snuck away.

People laughed even more. There is a posture to lift the hotel up.

Jin Pengyuan was embarrassed and blushed, and asked the "champion of liberal arts" next to him in a low voice: "Isn't it right for me to groan?" ”

"Champion of Liberal Arts" said with a light smile: "The poem is very right, and the deviations and rhymes are very correct. But your identity is wrong. If you're an old peasant, it's definitely a good satirical poem that people will surely give you a round of applause.

"But you're not, but the son of an entrepreneur, and besides, your father is still an entrepreneur in the township government ~ government, so everyone laughs."

A person at the adjacent table listened to the words of the "champion of liberal arts" and continued: "You don't know yet, the one who just left is a deputy mayor on temporary duty." can't go up, and keeps saying that he has become a national cadre, which is using ancient poetry to show himself. How can he stand your sarcasm? So I broke the plate and left. ”

The "champion of liberal arts" said to Jin Pengyuan again: "Yes! People are not only laughing at you, but also laughing at him. ”

Jin Pengyuan suddenly realized, and said in his heart: It turns out that there are so many exquisiteness in composing poetry, which not only requires rhyme and neatness, but also has to be regarded as the identity of a poet. If the identity is wrong, you will also laugh and be generous!

I thought of the scene of the couplet of the "champion of liberal arts", and I couldn't help but think in my heart: It seems that I have gone to school more and read good books! Otherwise, if you don't talk about the scenery in front of people, you will be ridiculed everywhere.

Just as he was thinking about it, the "deputy mayor" who had just left suddenly returned, pointed to Jin Pengyuan's nose and said, "I asked outside just now, it turns out that you are Lao Jin's son!" Okay, you kid, you even scolded your father? ”

"How do you curse?" Jin Pengyuan said angrily.

"Swearing? I'm still beating people! Beat you, a fool who has no learning, no culture, and no knowledge, and has practiced his own Lao Tzu in poetry, and he still doesn't know what is the use of asking you to have a pasty head? As he spoke, he stretched out his slap and slapped Jin Pengyuan. (To be continued)(To be continued......