"That's it, try to rush to noon when you give him a dream, I'll go too, and I'll help you interpret a story for him in the space."

Willow Ghost: "Why don't you rush it at night?" You know it's not easy for me to move during the day. ”

Tian Qingqing: "Then I can only wronged you." Because the space is in Tian Miaomiao's hands at night. ”

Liu Ghost remembered that he hadn't been in the space for some days, and couldn't help asking, "Is it that the night space has been in Tian Miaomiao's hands these days?" ”

Tian Qingqing knew that it was thinking about entering the space, so she said, "Yes." In this way, as long as you solve this problem for me, I will allow you to enter the space to absorb the aura during the day. ”

The willow ghost was overjoyed and quickly implemented the matter.

On this day, Jin Pengyuan was taking a nap, and in the haze, he rode a horse to the farmland outside the village. Seeing that an old man in the neighboring village was hoeing the ground, he couldn't help asking, "Uncle, how many hoes have you hoeed today?" ”

The old man saw that he was asking nondescriptly, and said angrily: "I see that you are also a child of a wealthy family, and you are an educated scholar, why do you speak so unreliable, who hoes the ground and counts how many hoeboards you have?" Then let me ask you, how many times has your horse lifted its hooves, can you tell me? ”

Jin Pengyuan was ridiculed, dismounted and came to the old man, stretched out his thumb and said with self-deprecation: "You are still smart, uncle, I asked you how many hoes you had, and you asked how many times my horse raised its hooves, you can't say, and I can't answer." Okay, that's a good question, it's really two-pleased. ”

"What's the two-hit? Compared to my daughter Wu Qiuju, who is in college, she can't do it all at once. The old man was so happy that he couldn't help but whisper to himself.

"Your daughter Wu Qiuju who went to college?" Jin Pengyuan asked in surprise. "Is it the Wu Qiuju who passed the high school entrance examination in Yuejin Township?"

"Exactly." The old man said proudly: "I passed the exam last year." Why, you know? ”

Jin Pengyuan: "I am now studying in Yuejin Township Community High School. Slightly impressed. I've heard that all the theories studied in college are rigid and sophisticated, how could she know this humorous way? ”

This Wu Qiuju Jin Pengyuan knows, two years older than him, is a rural girl who doesn't like to talk when she can't melt water with ice in her mouth, but she was admitted to university last year and has never seen her since......

The old man laughed "haha" and said: "I said young man, you don't know this, people's cultural Cheng is high, and their brains are flexible." What rigid words. Trivial trifles. In their mouths, they are all intriguing stories. ”

"So, your second daughter is better than you?" Jin Pengyuan asked suspiciously.

"Yes, she's better than me. It's no worse than you, a man with eyebrows. The old man said proudly.

Jin Pengyuan is proud of himself, and he has always spoken humorously. Where do you believe that a rural girl who is not good at words will have this ability when she goes to college? Seeing that the old Han kept praising the culture, Cheng Dù was flexible, and his brain was flexible. praised his daughter for being stronger than himself, but he was very unconvinced. couldn't help but have a plan, and said to the old man:

"Go back and tell you the second girl. In a moment, I will come to your house for half a day's meal, and you will prepare me nine kinds of vegetables and a load of dry food. If it can't be done, it means that the cultural process has nothing to do with daily life. ”

After saying that, he got on his horse and walked away.

Jin Pengyuan rode a horse and walked in the field for a while, and when he saw that it was almost noon, he came to the old man's house.

As soon as Jin Pengyuan got off the horse, Wu Qiuju, the second daughter of the old man, took out a large basket of corn and said, "Classmate Pengyuan, is this half-day meal (Note 1) for you or for this beast?" ”

Jin Pengyuan didn't expect Wu Qiuju to become so powerful all of a sudden, and he gave himself a dismount as soon as he arrived. I had to say, "Let's feed the cattle for half a day." Bring up the nine dishes. ”

Wu Qiuju quickly brought a plate of fried leeks. said: "Pengyuan, eat more, it's rare to eat at your house?" ”

Jin Pengyuan is not eating, nor is he not eating. It was very embarrassing. In order to get out of the predicament, he shouted: "Let's carry a load of dry food." ”

"Here we go." As soon as the words fell, Wu Qiuju held a chopstick in his hand, with a nest head inserted at each end of the chopsticks, and gently placed it in front of Jin Pengyuan, saying, "A load of dry food is here, please pick it up Pengyuan." ”

Jin Pengyuan originally wanted to ridicule the female college student, but he didn't want to be ridiculed by him, and he felt very uncomfortable. I didn't eat anymore, I said that there was something wrong, and I was about to leave.

When he stepped on the horse's pedal with one foot and the other foot was still on the ground, he turned around and asked Wu Qiuju, "Do you think I'm on or off the horse?" ”

I thought that now you have great ability, and no matter how high the cultural level is, you can't even think of answering it. If you want to say get on the horse, I'll get down; If you say it, I'll get on the horse. See how you answer?

At this time, Wu Qiuju was also standing by the gate, one foot on the threshold, and the other foot was still standing inside the gate, and she also said calmly: "Classmate Pengyuan, can you also tell me whether I want to enter or want to get out?" ”

Jin Pengyuan touched another nail and slowly turned around and left. When he got on the horse, he looked back. I thought to myself: the university can really transform people, and the cultural process does make people smart. After less than a year of college, the clumsy Wu Qiuju seemed to have changed people.

Jin Pengyuan left the old man's house, in a daze, feeling hungry, and came to a restaurant in a small town. I want to solve my stomach problem here.

After sitting down, I touched my pocket, and I couldn't help but be stunned: I was in a hurry when I went out, and I forgot to bring my wallet.

How can I eat without a wallet? Jin Pengyuan had no choice but to look at the steaming food at the adjacent table greedily, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and stood up to go out.

"This guest officer, since he has sat down, how can he leave again? The food in the shop is delicious! The owner greeted him very warmly.

"I ...... I...... Didn't bring money. Jin Pengyuan told the truth.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have any money." The shopkeeper said with a smile: "I see that you are very dignified, you must be a scholar full of knowledge." I have half a couplet in my store, if you come out with a couplet, not only will the food and wine at noon today be free, but I will also let you eat here for free for a month. ”

As he spoke, he called the shopkeeper and asked him to take out the upper link.

When the shopkeeper brought the couplet and unfolded it, Jin Pengyuan's head rose and he was stunned.

It turned out that the couplet read: "A string without scales, with a short loach, a long cockroach, and a large mouth." "It's a couplet.

Jin Pengyuan shook his head and said, "I'm not right." ”

"What? You're not a college student? The shopkeeper said with some disappointment: "I saw that you were burly and quiet, very much like an elegant college student, so I took out the couplet." It turns out that I saw the wrong person! I'm sorry, but you're sorry. (To be continued)

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(Note 1: Corn grows in the middle of the plant, jokingly called half a day's meal.) (To be continued......)