"It's really nice not to participate in a bikini contest with such a beautiful and explosive body (vernacular: what a waste.) "In order to appease Fang Fangmu's affection, I joked with her.

When Fang Fangmu heard this, he turned around with a smile, and said while walking with cat steps: "Hehe, stinky tofu, you finally speak human words!" ”

"Oh, I see, it's not people who are talking to me."

"Stinky tofu, you owe it!" Fang Fangmu casually raised the empty bucket and was about to smash it at me.

"Hey! The gentleman doesn't move his hands! ”

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman!"

This demon girl can do everything, so I'd better hide. I held my head and wanted to run. However, the shop is so big, where to run? Fang Fangmu probably didn't think it was fun to throw the bucket, so she simply rushed up, lifted the bucket, and banged on my head.

Fang Fangmu knocked and roared: "Look at your hard head, or my bucket is hard!" ”

Although Fang Fangmu was menacing, she didn't dare to really hit me hard, but just symbolically knocked me lightly two or three times, and said, "Hey, forget it." Your head is stupid enough, and if you knock it again, you won't even know who I am. With that, he threw away the bucket and left.

"Hehe, I knew you weren't willing to hit me!" I looked at Fang Fangmu's back proudly and said.

"Ahh I forgot, Tofu, there are rats in my bedroom! Fang Fangmu had already walked to the bedroom door, and just wanted to step in, but suddenly retracted his hands and feet and exclaimed.

"Oh, little mouse, look at you! It's only half the size of your fist, and one punch knocks it out! ”

"Just now I took off my dress and was about to take a glass of water before taking a shower, when the rat came out from under the bed. Tofu, hurry up and get it out! ”

"I thought you were deliberately wearing underwear and underwear to seduce me just now, but it turns out that you were driven out by mice, hehe."

"You've watched it from top to bottom, dead tofu, you have to be responsible for me!"

"Alright, alright, you go and pull the roller shutter up."

"What? Pull the roller shutter up and let everyone see me running naked? Fang Fangmu asked in surprise.

"What a stupid! You just need to pull up the roller shutter a little bit enough for the rats to get out. Who told you to pull the doors all up?! ”

Fang Fangmu grimaced at me and walked to the door, closing the door with only a crack in it, enough for the rats to escape. When Fang Fangmu found the mouse just now, he didn't scream loudly, and when he came out, he wasn't shocked, and he didn't panic at all. I suspect there are no rats at all. But I walked into the bedroom anyway, knocking here and shaking there. Fang Fangmu's bedroom was not big, and there weren't many things, so it should be difficult for the rats to hide. Even if you hide in Tibet, you can easily be kicked out. But after looking for more than ten minutes, there was still no movement at all.

It seems that Fang Fangmu is using the mouse as an excuse to seduce me with her proud figure. It's a pity that I don't eat fireworks in the world. Ha ha! The beautie's beauty plan failed!

But I didn't expose Fang Fangmu's plan, but asked her, "Did you see the wrong eye?" In such a small place, how can there be a place for rats to hide? If there were, I would have been frightened and ran out. ”

"I really saw it, and almost touched my foot."

"Forget it, you go take a shower first. It is estimated that the rats have been frightened and dare not come out. ”

"How can it be counted? What if it runs into my bed? ”

"You can be husband and wife. Hehe. ”

"Stinky tofu, do you still owe a beating?"

If Fang Fangmu is ruthless this time, I will become a turtle in the urn. couldn't afford to provoke her, so he hurriedly begged for mercy: Auntie and grandmother spare her life, I'll find a mouse when you take a bath later, and make up for it. ”

"That's pretty much it." Fang Fangmu walked in, tapped his finger on my forehead, and said.

Hmph, when she closed the bathroom and took a shower, I lied that the rat had run away.

As soon as Fang Fangmu closed the door of the bathroom room, I walked into her bedroom and knocked something with a wooden stick. After two or three minutes, I shouted, "Where are you going?" ”

It's a stick, a "bang". Fang Fangmu in the bathroom shouted: "Tofu, you must drive it out!" ”

I said, "Okay! ”

Then I shouted, "Oops, get it out." ”

Fang Fangmu said, "I can sleep peacefully tonight." ”

Hehe, this girl is so easy to be fooled.

Fang Fangmu came out of the shower, I had already closed the door, and then went to take a bath.

In the middle of the night, quietly.

"Tofu! Mouse! Come on in! ”

I was suddenly woken up by Fang Fangmu's scream. Hmph, this demon girl played the trick before going to bed again, and she didn't bother to pay attention to her.

"Tofu! It's running to my bed! Fang Fangmu shouted again and turned on the light. It's true! I jumped to my feet and rushed in with only a pair of pants.

"Ahh Fang Fangmu and I screamed in unison. Fang Fangmu was only wearing a pair of underwear, and her upper body was naked!

I rushed out and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know you weren't wearing it!" ”

"That's it! Come in, the rats are running into the sink! "The enchantress was outburst, but she was very calm, as if nothing had happened.

I grabbed a wooden stick and rushed in. The sink was slippery, and the frightened rat couldn't jump out at once, and I beat it to death. Opened the door and threw it in the trash. As soon as I came back and closed the door, I was beaten violently by Fang Fangmu with a pillow: "Liar! There was a nest of snakes and rats, and they collaborated with rats to deceive me! ”

"No, wronged! How did I know there was another one! "I had to make up another lie to keep lying to her.

"I don't care! I'll sleep here tonight! Don't go! Fang Fang Mu Sapo, her body fell down, and she slept on my bed.

After all, I begged her, "You sleep in my bed, where do I sleep?" Grandma! ”

"We can share a bed, and it's not like there is no place." Fang Fangmu looked at me charmingly and said.

"How is that possible? Men and women don't kiss! I said as I walked towards Fang Fangmu's bedroom.

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

"You sleep in my bed, I can only sleep in yours!"

Fang Fangmu jumped up, very nervous, rushed up to hug me, and said, "My bed rats have already climbed up, and I have to clean it before I can continue to sleep, otherwise I will have rat sores!" ”

I'd love to say I'd rather have rat sores than sleep with her, but it's so hurtful that I can't say it.

"What to do? Or I'll sleep on the floor!" ”

"Sleeping directly on the ground hurts your lower back, and there are so many mosquitoes. Come on, Tofu, let's sleep together. Fang Fangmu said as she pulled me to the bed. I thought, anyway, it's late at night, that's all there is to it.

Fang Fangmu saw me obediently lying down with her, hugged me happily, and said, "Husband, this is a husband and wife!" ”

I warned her, "Take your hand away, or I'd rather go to your bed and sleep." ”

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