Tian Jinhe continued: "We had a big quarrel over this brother and sister, and after that, we distanced ourselves from him. Usually, we don't go to him, and he doesn't come here, only the red and white events and the New Year's festival go back and forth.

"I told you this to remind you that he was so happy to see you that he couldn't keep coming to ask for it often in the future."

Tian Dongmei also said: "Our uncle is a good person, and a little thing is good." When I was a child, I lived there at my grandmother's house, and he didn't want to, and he didn't dare to play my head openly. It hurts. ”

When Tian Qingqing heard this, she suddenly remembered that she was played "Bang'er" by her uncle Hao, and couldn't help asking, "Auntie, why did he play you?" ”

Tian Dongmei: "You sit there well, or stand, when he passes by you, 'boom' plays." If you don't say anything, he'll leave like nothing. If you want to say something, he will smile and say, 'I'm playing with you.'" I was only a few years old at the time, and I didn't know what was going on at first. Later, I understood that I would never live at my grandmother's house again. ”

Tian Qingqing secretly said in her heart: How can it be the same as what happened to me? Could it be that all the uncles in the world are virtuous?

It seems that it is very common for uncles to dislike their nephews, "nephews are dogs, eat and leave." "Ingrained in people's hearts. When I was young, I was a brother and sister, and as soon as I got married, I was distracted, and I calculated my own little days. When it comes to personal interests, there are brothers and sisters who have opposite goals.

Tian Qingqing glanced at the little sisters of the Xue family who were playing with Tian Miaomiao on the side, and then thought of her father Tian Dalin.

Due to his own reasons, his father's relationship with his second aunt Tian Dongyun became cold. But for the adopted little sisters of the Xue family, they are very caring. often teasing, hugging, compared with himself and Tian Miaomiao, he doesn't seem to be outward at all.

He is a traverser, a human being in the third life, and has long looked down on the grievances and grievances between relatives and friends. The reason why he does good deeds, good deeds, and assists the weak is entirely to keep his ability and space, and strive to have a person who can stay in the world, continue to honor his parents, and use his ability and space to benefit his family.

In other words, in adopting the little sisters of the Xue family, and even giving wheat to the second uncle and grandmother today, he is targeted; The father, on the other hand, is completely out of love for his nieces and his elderly uncles and concubines.

Tian Qingqing thought about it like this, and suddenly felt that her father was great.

After the relatives left, Tian Lushi found Tian Qingqing and said to her: "When you are fine, lead the little sisters to the new house to accompany your new aunt." If someone wants to squat on her, you will gather around her, and there will be children in front of her, and people will make a little less noise. ”

Tian Qingqing nodded, and led Tian Miaomiao and the little sisters of the Xue family to the old courtyard.

The new house is in the west room of the north house of the old courtyard - the one where Tian Damu originally lived. The decoration is very festive: on both sides of the windows and window sills, there are window grilles, and there are also a lot of red paper cutouts and happy words on the wall.

The kang is covered with a red checkered kang sheet, and the two shops and two covers sent by the bride's maiden family are also red, red, green and green, plus the bride's red clothes, which renders the newlywed atmosphere very strong.

As soon as the new daughter-in-law entered the house, there were no people in the house who looked at the new daughter-in-law. At first, because the new daughter-in-law's family was in the house, most of the people who came to see it were women and children. People just look at it and make a judgment.

Now that the mother's family is gone, the men have poured in and started to make holes~ rooms.

In fact, the haunting hole ~ room is also a kind of xing education. During this period, free love was not yet popular, and both men and women were matched by "the orders of their parents and the words of matchmakers". Since many newlyweds are not familiar with or even know each other before marriage, they may feel uncomfortable psychologically if they are asked to live in the same space on the newly~ wedding night. The hole ~ room can undoubtedly be played by the public, allowing the newcomer to eliminate the estrangement and pierce the shy "window paper".

As the saying goes, "A new daughter-in-law has no size for three days." "After entering the cave ~ room, both men and women can enter the ~ room to "see the new daughter-in-law", tease the bride, meat and vegetarian together, and intentionally make the original shy Huanghua girl become a generous daughter-in-law.

More importantly, when making a hole ~ room, everyone should let the newlyweds do all kinds of intimate, hidden~ but very clear directional actions, so as to dispel the strangeness, shyness ~ astringency of the bride and groom, and pave the way for that exciting moment. This is a "foreplay" in which everyone participates. The hole ~ room is actually expressing an ambiguous ~ ambiguous xing education: things are such things, and the situation is such a situation.

Tian Qingqing III is a human being, although he has not experienced marriage, he has never eaten pork and seen a pig run, and in his previous life, he knew something about this from newspapers and the Internet.

However, Tian Qingqing didn't want to interfere too much with people's troubles. In fact, people have no malicious intentions, and the people who come to make trouble are all well-connected and come to create trouble. If no one comes to make trouble, it seems cold and indifferent, and people laugh at "this family is too old and dead". He watched quietly. I thought: As long as I have excessive behavior, I will use my ability to quietly stop it.

It was the time of the slack and the New Year was approaching, and there were no meetings and studies in the production team. During this period, there were few entertainment activities, and people flocked to it. Not only to find joy for yourself, but also to add a festive atmosphere to the main house, why not do it!

More and more men are gathering in the new house. When Tian Qingqing found the signs, she couldn't allow them to get close to the bride at all. Some people thought they were in the way, so they directly hugged Tian Miaomiao and the little sisters of the Xue family aside.

Tian Qingqing was afraid that people would crowd Tian Miaomiao and the little sisters of the Xue family, so she sent the three of them to the Dongli room, let her grandmother Tian Lu take care of them, and returned to the new house.

Just as Tian Qingqing was walking back and forth, the squatting daughter-in-law had already kicked off.

When a few young men jumped on the kang, they had to stretch their arms and pull their legs. Frightened, Li Huandi sat with her back against the wall, dancing with her hands to prevent them from grabbing her.

No matter how much you stick to the wall and struggle, you can't help but be dragged by a few young men. Soon, Li Huandi was hugged by a young man on the waist, and a group of people began to squat on the kang.

The squatting daughter-in-law is a group of people who lift the new daughter-in-law with their arms and legs, and then squat down repeatedly with their bare buttocks, which is called a squatting daughter-in-law!

The squatting daughter-in-law is the highlight in the haunted ~ room, and it is all placed in the head, and it can be repeated many times. The purpose is to give the bride a dismount. Knowing the taste of squatting, I started the game later, and I was obedient. Because "if you don't do it well, squat again!" "The new daughter-in-law is afraid of being squatted again, so she can only fully cooperate.

Squatting daughters-in-law are light and heavy. Most of the good relationships are just on the buttocks, and the point is up. There are also those who are suspected of retaliation. For example, when A marries his daughter-in-law, Tian Damu squats on A's daughter-in-law very much, and A will take the opportunity to retaliate back.

This is called planting thistles and sticking your feet: Who told you to squat my daughter-in-law fiercely? Now it's your turn, there's no reason to let it go!

It is said that Tian Damu is really this person. No matter who marries a wife in the village, there is no one who he can't with. When squatting on the daughter-in-law, she always loves to hug the back waist and squat down hard, so as not to make the new daughter-in-law squat and cry.

The person who squatted on the back of the daughter-in-law holding the back played a decisive role. He wants to squat very deeply, and it will not help if the person who stretches his arms and pulls his legs does not want to exert himself; If he doesn't want to squat and hurt, he won't let it down, and other people won't need to use it if they want to.

Because the squatting person borrows the weight of the body of the squatted object to squat down, and the weight of the body is in the upper body. It is conceivable that the person holding the back of the waist has played a role.

Most young people who are not married are inconsiderate of the feelings of the bride. is even a little jealous: You got married earlier than me, and when you have a bride, I will squat at your daughter-in-law. This is also the fundamental reason why Tiandamu grows tribulus terrestris.

I squatted badly, my buttocks were blue and purple, I didn't dare to sit flat for several days, and I limped when I walked.

It is precisely because of this that the mother-in-law and the mother-in-law are worried about this event, for fear of meeting the retaliatory or stunned youths, and squatting the bride.

This is also the main reason why Tian Lu's family specially instructed Tian Qingqing.

Tian Qingqing saw that it was impossible to stop it. Hurriedly used the ability to form an invisible protective layer like a sponge pad between Kang and Li Huandi's buttocks. No matter how hard she squatted, Li Huandi's ass couldn't touch the kang. In Li Huandi's impression, it was like being squatted on cotton wool, and it didn't hurt at all. The mood is relaxed.

Under normal circumstances, as long as she is picked up and squatted, the new daughter-in-law will be squatted and wail, "ah" and "ah" screams non-stop.

The people who were squatting were very surprised to see that the new daughter-in-law was very calm, not shouting or screaming. I think that the strength of the squat is small. A young man was puzzled and shouted, "Bring a small bench." ”

To take a small bench is to squat the bride on the small bench. Because the small bench is narrow and hard, the bride will be in pain.

What's more, some even turn the small bench upside down, so that the four legs are facing up. If you exert a little more force, the bride will be bruised and purple, and she will not be able to sit for a long time. Some of them were even broken and couldn't get up for a long time. This belongs to the evil in the cave ~ room.

Although Tian Qingqing protected it with his ability and didn't make any mistakes, she didn't want that to happen. Because as soon as she uses the small bench, the new daughter-in-law can't feel it anymore, and it looks too weird!

said that it was too late, it was fast, while people were in a hurry, Tian Qingqing hurriedly used her ability to put all the small benches in the hall into the space, and quickly rushed up to the kang from the gap in the person and threw herself into Li Huandi's arms.

As soon as Li Huandi heard that she was going to take a small bench, she was already frightened and panicked. Seeing Tian Qingqing rushing over, she hugged it, as if she was hugging today's peace.

The person who went to get the small bench did not find the small bench, but he brought two and a half bricks and tried to stack them and squat up. R1152