"Kid, get up." Someone shouted, "Let's squat on the new daughter-in-law, touch you." ”

"Kids, don't get in the way here."

"Hurry up. Let's play! ”

"Take her away."

People were screaming. Some even tugged Tian Qingqing's arms, and some even pinched her two small armpits and hugged her out.

Tian Qingqing held Li Huandi's arm with both hands, but she didn't let go. While secretly using the ability, his body is heavy, so that they can't hold it.

Li Huandi hugged her tightly with both hands, not daring to let go of a point.

People dragged them for a long time, and they didn't separate the two people.

"The two of them hugged each other tightly and couldn't be separated." A young man said dejectedly.

"Child, this is in a noisy cave room, don't make trouble, don't be lively, you hurry up, don't spoil everyone's feelings."

Seeing that the two people were inseparable, people persuaded Tian Qingqing to come again.

"It doesn't matter if you make any more trouble, but you can't squat." Tian Qingqing was not in a hurry or annoyed, and said in a childish voice.

"Squatting porcelain. Life will be good in the future. A man quibbled.

"Haven't you already squatted, haven't you already squatted? Why not move on to the next show? Tian Qingqing also did not give in, and tried to lead the hole ~ room to a more civilized action.

"Ho, do you know the next show? So tell me, what's next? ”

Tian Qingqing blinked a pair of big eyes, thought for a while and said, "Can you let them eat apples and eat a piece of candy?" ”

To eat an apple is to tie the stem of an apple with an elastic rope and hang it at the height of the bride and groom's mouth, asking the two to cooperate to eat the apple.

If it is difficult, you can use peanuts, melon seeds or pieces of candy to let the newcomer bite it open with his mouth, half of one person, which is a more civilized program in the haunted hole ~ room. Tian Qingqing had seen it in her previous life, so she remembered it vividly. When I saw people asking, I said it casually.

"Hey, you kid knows a lot." One person said, and then said to everyone: "Then let's listen to this little girl and go to the next show: the bride and groom eat apples." ”

"That's nice, how can there be an apple?" One said, "Did you bring it?" ”

"Nope."

"Give it to the Lord's house."

It turned out that apples were still rare in winter during this period, and they were rare in the countryside. Tian Qingqing forgot about this stubble.

Tian Qingqing saw that people couldn't find apples, and thought: Let yourself implement your own proposal! Then he said to the people, "Go and give my mother a go." I have it at home. ”

One person really ran out and went to the west courtyard to ask Hao Lanxin to go.

How Hao Lanxin didn't know the intention of asking for Apple! In this case, small apples are usually prepared at home, because the bride and groom have to eat the apples before the show is over. But the apples that Tian Qingqing prepared at home were all big ones, and General Hao Lanxin chose a small one, and there were also four or two to lean on.

The apple was quickly brought in.

"This one is too big!" One person said.

"There are no small ones in the family, and the rest are bigger than this!" Said the man who took the apple.

People looked at each other and said in their hearts: In the winter, the average family can't even see an apple core, but Tian Dalin's apples are so big and fresh. It seems that the standard of living of this family is not ordinarily high. No wonder the little girl remembered to let me eat the apple! If you don't have it at home, the children won't be able to think about going here.

"It's okay, just let them take a few symbolic bites." One swallowed saliva and said.

As a result, the groom, Tian Damu, was quickly pushed into the house. His face has been smeared with ash from the bottom of the pot, and he looks like a black-faced Guan Gong. Appears to be particularly white, with particularly white eyes and teeth. It made people laugh.

Eating apples began. The bride and groom tied their hands backwards and hung them with an elastic band to tie the apple stalk to the same height as the bride and groom's mouths, and asked the two of them to work together to eat the apple.

At first, Tian Damu opened his mouth to the limit and wanted to take a bite directly on the apple. When the apple was touched by the mouth, it turned around, and I couldn't bite it at all, let alone bite the next bite.

Li Huandi is the same, chasing apples with her mouth.

Tian Qingqing saw that their methods were inappropriate, so she reminded the two of them: "One of you fixes the apple with your teeth, and the other eats it; Then change it and let the other person eat. ”

Tian Qingqing's construction caused a burst of praise from people. Tian Qingqing realized that she had talked too much. Secretly decide: Let's try to keep your mouth as little as possible, and use your abilities to help them forget it!

Li Huandi immediately understood Tian Qingqing's intentions, fixed the apple with her teeth, and let the groom Tian Damu bite and eat it bite one bite at a time.

It may be that the apples are too delicious, which leads to Tian Damu's gluttony; It may also be that she wants to eat more and save less, so as not to be embarrassed to finish the task in front of others. After I got my hands on it, I ate it without a bite, and while eating, I said, "It's delicious, it's so sweet." In the end, only a small piece was left for Li Huandi. The funny people laughed "haha".

The next show is chopsticks licking.

Licking chopsticks means "quick to add children", and it is a game that must be done in the cave ~ room. It's also very simple: place a chopstick in an appropriate wine bottle, exposing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom lick it out with their tongues. In fact, it is a disguised way for the two to perform kissing.

This Tian Qingqing didn't care about them.

Below is the lighting of matches: it means red and prosperous. People put a match on a red date, fill a basin with half a basin of water, and let the red date with the match float on the water.

Then tie a lit cigarette in the middle of a red thread, and a couple of newlyweds bite each end of the red thread, flatten it, and use the spark of the cigarette to light the match floating in the basin.

This is also very difficult. The two men had to bite the red thread with their teeth, and they had to work together to light the match in the basin with a cigarette.

It took Tian Damu and Li Huandi a long time to find the pattern. The two of you advance and I retreat, I enter and you retreat, use the sparks on the cigarette butts to touch the match heads on the red dates. When both of them were sweating on their tired faces, they "snorted" and lit the match.

This is purely a game, and Tian Qingqing didn't care about them.

Then it's time to light a cigarette. Lighting a cigarette contains the meaning of renewing incense. This is done only by the bride alone.

There are two types of cigarette lighting: simple and cumbersome:

It's as simple as using the cigarette that the bride has already lit and lighting someone else's cigarette. But it seems simple, but when it comes to the point, there are times when the process embarrasses the bride......

Most of the cigarettes in this period were mouthless cigarettes (even if there were filtered cigarettes, ordinary people in rural areas could not afford them), and the naughty people cut the cigarettes short, put them on their lips, and let the bride order them. In this way, the lips of the two people are very close, and they want to "rub the oil".

The tedious thing is to have the bride bite the match with her teeth, scratch it on the phosphorus tablets of the matchbox, and then go and light the cigarette in the mouth of the other person. The difficulty of this is that some people deliberately do not let the bride light it, and as soon as the flame comes over, they blow with their mouths, and some people order it several times before they can light it.

Because the hole ~ room is a very long process, generally these two forms are used alternately.

Li Huandi has experienced both forms. Tian Qingqing also helped her, and also raised the atmosphere of the hole~ room, making Li Huandi a spicy daughter-in-law in people's minds.

It turned out that when he was lighting a cigarette, a young man saw that his new daughter-in-law's cigarette was only a small part left, and he felt that the opportunity had come. He pinched his cigarette into a small piece of more than a centimeter, put it on his lips, and asked Li Huandi to give him it.

Li Huandi saw that his cigarette was already very short, and his own only cigarette butt was left, so he wanted to change it.

The young man didn't give up, and asked Li Huandi to light it for him with a cigarette butt.

Li Huandi is honest, seeing the men shouting, the women laughing, and the children playing, giving people the feeling of being lively and festive. I didn't want to make anything unpleasant, so I lit it up with a cigarette in my mouth.

However, since the smoke on both sides is very short, if you really light it, it is likely that there will be skin closer.

That young man Tian Qingqing knew, and he was a well-known bastard who fought and hammered on the front street. I thought: I can't let you get rid of it if it's cheap.

Tian Qingqing thought so in her heart, and when Li Huandi's cigarette butt was about to come over, her mind moved, and the young man's head lowered slightly, and Li Huandi's cigarette butt just poked the tip of his nose, and immediately a big bubble appeared. Stealing chickens is not a counter-erosion, and people are laughing so much that they are about to lift the roofs.

When lighting a cigarette with a match, there was a man in his forties who was very tricky, and Li Huandi struck the match several times and approached him, but he blew it out. made Li Huandi's brows twisted into pimples with anger.

This man, Tian Qingqing, knows that he is the cousin of his father Tian Dalin, the grandson of an old grandfather. Tian Qingqing thought to herself: You are so old, and you are still the cousin and brother of the bride. Since you don't have self-respect, then I'll play tricks on you today, so as to push the atmosphere of the hole~ room to a more climax.

Tian Qingqing thought so in her heart, and at the moment when Li Huandi's match came over again, her mind moved, and the person's face leaned up slightly, the match was not biased or oblique, and it was just on his long beard, and with a "snort", a smell of burnt paste immediately wafted in the new house.

The man's beard was burned, and he had no intention of lighting a cigarette, so he covered his chin and pointed at the bride and said, "You are really a spicy and difficult woman to mess with. ”

There was another burst of laughter in the new house.

However, since then, the haunted hole ~ room has become much more civilized.

Hole ~ room has been noisy from the afternoon to the evening dinner. Although the tricks are constantly renovated and all kinds of troubles emerge in an endless stream, no one mentions the squatting daughter-in-law, nor does she make dangerous moves. This made Tian Qingqing save a lot.

Li Huandi tasted the sweetness of Tian Qingqing's protection, and kept holding Tian Qingqing and not letting her leave her.

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