It is said that Wu Scorpion is most afraid of one person at this time, that is, Zhang Jixian, a hard stubble who is not taboo in meat and vegetables, and does not eat soft and hard. Seeing that the entire Imperial Court was as excited as a fly seeing blood, every imperial history was mysterious and sneaky, for fear that others would see their folds. Some imperial histories have even broken off their friends, claiming to clean themselves, wash their hands in a golden basin, and never get along with each other from old age to death. I don't know what kind of hands they want to wash in the golden basin, anyway, the imperial historians don't say hello when they meet, they tilt their heads and stare at each other, and they do their own things. It turned out that the imperial history that was together at the table also automatically dispersed, and the middle was a foot or two away. Fortunately, the courtyard is relatively large, otherwise I am afraid that the table will not be able to be placed.

Seeing that the entire Metropolitan Procuratorate was smoky, Wu Scorpion became more and more cautious. On that day, when I entered the Imperial Procuratorate, I saw that the other imperial historians were hiding far away, so in order to listen to the movements of the imperial historians, I went to discuss with Huang Jun. Huang Jun is Wu Scorpion's fellow villager, after Huang Jun came to the Metropolitan Inspectorate, he worshipped Wu Scorpion as a teacher, and has been taken care of by Wu Scorpion, and the two are indeed good friends.

Wu Scorpion saw Huang Jun sitting on the last bookcase, walked over, and was about to move a stool to sit down. Huang Jun hurriedly covered the front of the fold with a ruler, and looked at Wu Scorpion with a smile on his face: "Is there something wrong with Lord Wu?" ”

When Wu Scorpion saw his behavior, his heart was half cold, and he said sarcastically: "What? Are you going to break up with me? ”

Wu Scorpion originally said the opposite, who knew that Huang Jun really said with a straight face: "Huang Jun has this intention!" Today, in front of all my colleagues, I wrote a letter of renunciation with Master Wu. After that, he got up and said, "Colleagues, Huang Jun has something to say. The imperial history knows that Lord Wu and I were originally fellow villagers. Since coming to the Metropolitan Procuratorate, Lord Wu has also taken care of Huang Jun. Today. I broke off with Lord Wu and never got in touch with each other again. Colleagues. Today, I will testify for me and Lord Wu, once Lord Wu commits a crime and has nothing to do with Huang Jun. ”

As soon as Wu Scorpion heard this, he came up, and he also got up and said angrily: "The complaint is not true, let's make a note." If Huang Jun is arrested by the emperor tomorrow, it has nothing to do with Wu Fengyi, it is all his own work today! ”

At this time, in order to save their lives and become officials, the two quarreled. Later, there was a big fight, but it was Zhang Jixian who made a move to stop the two from beating them. At this time, looking at the two of them again, one of them was scratched with a blood spot on his face, the braid was pulled off, and the top fell to the ground, and the official robe was crooked to the side.

Zhang Jixian spoke: "Lord Wu, Huang Yushi, what are you doing here? Is there still an official appearance? ”

Lord Wu is old. couldn't beat Huang Jun, suffered a lot, and said angrily: "Grandma, I never knew that Huang Jun was really a white-eyed wolf." I only hated that I was blind, and I thought I was his confidant at the beginning. ”

Huang Jun also replied: "Don't think that you are the imperial envoy of the capital, who in the Manchu Dynasty does not know that Lord Wu is among the two parties." The most treacherous and cunning. Tomorrow, the emperor will take off your crown and your official robe. Cut off your head. How? Lord Wu still wants me to die with you? Tell me, you're a handful older. Death is death, I, Huang Jun, am only in my thirties, and I am in the prime of life, how can I accompany you to the funeral? It's best to disengage from the relationship at this time, and save yourself from being your scapegoat. ”

Wu Scorpion was angry, trembling like chaff, trembling to the bookcase, raising a big brush and saying: "Let's go, let's write a letter of renunciation, and in the future, you and I will break off the relationship, you take your Yangguan Road, and I will cross my single-plank bridge." ”

Huang Jun also followed, and said again and again: "I was about to urge Master Wu, write quickly, write quickly, write me so that I can sign and draw." ”

Wu Scorpion worked hard to write two letters of renunciation, the content of which was nothing more than words such as strangers and unknown acquaintances. In the end, Wu Scorpion first signed his name and then put a thumbprint on his name. Huang Jun also wrote his name on the book, also stamped his thumb print, and kept one copy of each of the last two letters of renunciation as a license. In the future, once the emperor is angry, everyone can take out the license in their hands and explain to the emperor that they and the other party will break off the relationship early.

wrote a letter of renunciation, and Wu Scorpion sat on the stool angrily without saying a word. At this time, he was like a thousand arrows, and his grief and indignation were abnormal, and the biggest pain in his life was that at a time of crisis, the most trusted person betrayed him.

Seeing that he was pitiful, Zhang Jixian poured a cup of tea and brought it over and put it in front of him. Wu Scorpion raised his eyes and saw that he was Zhang Jixian, the biggest opponent in his life. His eyes were hot, and old tears were almost pouring out, and he said sadly: "There are only two people who are most heartbroken in Lao Wu's life, one is the eighth prince back then, and the other is Zhang Yushi." ”

Zhang Jixian saw that he was sad and said: "Old Wu, you are too affectionate, people in officialdom have always been like this." Lao Wu has been in the officialdom for many years, is this little thing a fart? Let's go, Jixian invites you to drink. ”

Wu Scorpion hurriedly said: "How can you let Brother Zhang break the bill again?" As he spoke, the old man said with a white face: "Lao Wu deducted a lot of money from you, so let Lao Wu treat you." Let's go to Deyue Tower for a good drink! ”

Zhang Jixian said boldly: "Let's go, Jixian is trying to drink and eat goose meat." Lao Wu Ke wants to order a steamed whole goose for Jixian. I heard that Deyuelou is a delicious dish, but Jixian can't drink without goose meat. Jixian can say okay, this time, Lao Wu, you can't go to the toilet and slip away. ”

Wu Scorpion hurriedly patted his chest and said, "What are you talking about?" Lao Wu is not that kind of person. Maybe he himself felt that he was talking too much, and he hurriedly explained: "Lao Wu will not be this time." ”

The two came to Deyue Tower again together. Although the dishes and fame of Deyue Lou are not as good as those of Zuixian Lou, it is also a good restaurant in Beijing. The two of them went upstairs, still sitting in their previous positions. At this time, Wu Scorpion sighed that Zhang Jixian didn't care about his previous suspicions, so he ordered three dishes. It's rare for someone like him who has never rubbed others and never paid out of his own pocket. Wu Scorpion really didn't break his promise, and ordered Zhang Jixian's favorite steamed whole goose. Because this dish has to be slaughtered and steamed, the waiting time is longer.

The bartender first served a plate of pickled cucumbers and a plate of fennel beans, and the steamed whole goose was more expensive in the three dishes. However, as long as Zhang Jixian has goose meat to eat and wine to drink, everything else is fine. Wu Scorpion first toasted Zhang Jixian with a glass of wine and said, "Brother, I didn't expect that you and I could sit here and have a drink." We should have let out a fart for our previous mistakes, and we will have good benefits in the future. Seriously, my brother has to have his own people in the Metropolitan Procuratorate. ”

Zhang Jixian took the wine and drank it all, and said boldly: "What did Lao Wu say? Jixian has been in the Metropolitan Procuratorate, but Lao Wu didn't pay attention to it. ”

Wu Scorpion laughed dryly, hurriedly poured another wine and said, "Brother, didn't we say it just now, don't mention the previous things." I just said that in the future, my brother will rely on my brother to keep an eye on him in the Metropolitan Procuratorate, don't let people stab me in the back. ”

Zhang Jixian drank it all again, put down the wine glass, and said, "Jixian doesn't understand, why did Lao Wu get involved with Huang Jun?" Aren't you fellow countrymen, but also world friends? ”

Wu Scorpion sighed: "I'm ashamed to say it. In the past, we were indeed world friends, but today we are not. Huang Jun's house is the most insidious and black-bellied, and I can see it clearly today. ”

Zhang Jixian asked, "How do you say this?" What did Lao Wu say or the imperial history of the left capital of the Imperial Palace? He wasn't afraid that Lao Wu would join him in front of the emperor and let him go home to farm? ”

Wu Scorpion knew that he had something to say, but he didn't care about it at this time, and explained: "Why is my brother so confused at this time? You think that now the emperor is punishing those who form parties in the court. The elder brother does not hide the elder brother at this time, the elder brother has always been circling between the Zhang Party and the Hubei Party, if someone participates in the elder brother's book, the elder brother will definitely die. ”

Zhang Jixian deliberately said: "Oh? I didn't know that my brother was hiding so deeply? I've never seen my brother get close to the two parties? ”

Wu Scorpion was suspicious, but he didn't say anything at this time, just poured bitter water on his stomach, how to promote Huang Jun, how to help him from time to time, but now, he bit back, wanting to step on Lao Wu's head. Or did he die? Lao Wu is in one day, and he must torture him for one day. After talking for a long time, he only said that his mouth was dry, Zhang Jixian was drowsy when he heard it, and just at this time the steamed whole goose came up and said busily: "Old Wu, let's eat meat first, and then talk about it after eating meat." ”

Wu Scorpion also said: "That's it, that's it, let's eat and drink enough first, and then we will clean up those bastards when we go back." ”

After a while, all the goose meat on the plate was eaten. Zhang Jixian patted his belly and said contentedly: "I finally had a full meal today." ”

Wu Scorpion said: "What did my brother say? In the future, you will follow Lao Wu Gan, and you will eat and drink spicy food. ”

Zhang Jixian naturally said yes, and asked: "Then can I give me this month's silver?" ”

Wu Scorpion smiled: "Of course I have to give it, but the emperor's will has come down, and it is not easy for Lao Wu to change it." But who is Lao Wu, naturally there is a way for you to have silver flowers. Go, go back and I'll show you some of my wit. With that, he told the bartender to settle the bill, and the two returned to the Metropolitan Procuratorate together.

In the Metropolitan Courtyard, Huang Jun was surrounded by people telling all kinds of anecdotes about his boss's family. It turns out that Wu Scorpion was also a good woman when he was young, so there are fourteen aunts and wives in the family today. Last year, Wu Scorpion suddenly fell ill, this disease is really rare, and I have never even heard of the name.

All the imperial historians are masters who can take out the work in the dung pit, and when they heard that there was an anecdote or an interesting story from their boss, they all asked: "Tell me quickly, what kind of disease does Wu Scorpion have?" ”

Huang Jun pretended to be mysterious, and was finally questioned by everyone, before he slowly said: "No matter how many times you guess, you still can't guess, this disease is called drowning." ”

Everyone has questions, drowning, to say that it sounds good, isn't it just peeing? What's wrong with this? Whether it's a man or a woman, as long as it's a human being, you have to have this disease, and if you don't have this disease, you can get it?

Huang Jun laughed and said, "What you say about drowning is absolutely different from what I said. The drowning syndrome you are talking about can be solved, but the drowning syndrome I am talking about cannot be solved. ”

The imperial historians were surprised, and hurriedly asked what kind of disease this drowning disease was, but was there any way to save it? (To be continued......)