Huang Jun is right, Wu Scorpion has really suffered from this drowning disease recently. The so-called drowning syndrome, this is the name of the imperial doctor, according to the ordinary people's saying, that is, you can't pee. It is said that Wu Scorpion was worried all day long because of his participation, and he was worried about day and night, and he was worried about drowning. Every time I get a little relief, the pain is unbearable, and I want to die headlonging. Later, the family hired a royal doctor. After looking at it, the imperial doctor said that it was nothing more than a quick poison attack on the heart, and the internal fire was vigorous, and it was difficult to solve it. Wu Scorpion said in his heart, can't this be repaid? Isn't this a living life to be suffocated by urine? The wives and concubines of the Wu family were hiding behind the screen, and when they heard what the imperial doctor said, they also hurriedly ran out, and they didn't say whether they were ashamed or not, but just kowtowed to the imperial doctor.

Seeing this, the imperial doctor prescribed some medicine to clear away heat and detoxify, and said in embarrassment: "The prescription I prescribed can only temporarily relieve the pain. ”

At this point, Wu Scorpion still cares about what is embarrassing or not, and is busy asking what the method is, as long as it is feasible, it is to call Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he can also send people.

The imperial doctor looked at the wives and concubines, and then said in a low voice: "If you want to have a long-term solution, you must let the relatives in the family suck it with their mouths every time it is time for a small solution, so as to export the toxins in the body and release them into a small solution." ”

The fourteenth aunt and wife who were kneeling on the ground, when they heard this, they all got up busily, and their faces were embarrassed.

Wu Scorpion spoke: "You also heard what Mr. said just now, but who will do this well?" ”

All wives and concubines have a difficult color. Wu Scorpion hated: "On weekdays, there is good food and drink, and there is no shortage of gold and silver jewelry, at this time." When I use you, will you not use any of your strength? ”

The wives and concubines still hung their heads and did not speak. At last. Wu Scorpion had no choice but to order: "Don't say too much, one person a day." ”

This matter was originally the secret history of the Wu family. Unfortunately, Huang Jun happened to be present that day, so he took a clear look. At this time, this pickled incident was told as a joke, which made the audience laugh more than once.

Wu Scorpion and Zhang Jixian entered the door, and they were still laughing and talking: "Drowning, it is really drowning and drowning, I really wronged those little aunts, and they did such dirty things one by one." ”

These words were just heard by Wu Scorpion, Zhang Jixian didn't understand what drowning disease was, but Wu Scorpion's face was blue and white for a while. I know that this matter is extremely private, but who told it? Looking at Huang Jun again, there was still a slight smug look on his face, and he immediately became angry. Wu Scorpion is Wu Scorpion after all, and he said without frowning: "I said Huang Yushi, I heard that you went to find Miss Emei in Lichun Courtyard yesterday?" You also know what our Qing Dynasty law stipulates? The emperor said several times that officials are not allowed to prostitute themselves without permission. You are the Imperial History. What is the crime of this kind of behavior? Punish you for one year of silver, and clean the toilet of the Metropolitan Procuratorate for two years! If you don't clean it one day, don't blame Wu Scorpion for being ruthless and ruthless. You go home and farm for me! ”

Huang Jun shouted unconvinced. When did Wu Scorpion manage people? Anyway, it's already torn face, so it's just tattered. After that, Wu Scorpion took Zhang Jixian to the signing room to drink tea. fined Huang Jun's money. Wu Scorpion quietly stuffed it to Zhang Jixian and said in a low voice: "It is said that this silver should be confiscated." But as the imperial history of the capital, I have the right to reward and punish again. I will give you the silver reward that punished him today, what do you think, brother? ”

Zhang Jixian said happily: "Old Wu is worthy of being a Wu scorpion, and he has a good way. It is a must, and Jixian has to write a fold immediately. ”

Wu Scorpion hurriedly asked: "Why is my brother on the fold again?" ”

Zhang Jixian said: "They often say that something is made out of nothing, but my excerpt is called something out of nothing." Lao Wu, you are worried that the emperor knows that you are involved in party disputes, no problem, I will make a statement for you. There are some things that we don't have for him, true and false, false and real, and the emperor is confused, how can he check? ”

Wu Scorpion said happily: "Really? Dude, you're so witty! It's a great blessing for the Metropolitan Procuratorate to have someone like you! After that, he hurriedly instructed the handyman to prepare pen and paper, and immediately asked Zhang Jixian to write an excerpt quickly. Zhang Jixian put up the score and assigned Wu Scorpion to serve tea and pour water, and then thought about it carefully. Wu Scorpion still didn't dare to leave, for fear that he would not speak for himself, but what if he participated in his own performance? For this reason, Wu Scorpion just sat still, and said with a smile: "I'll watch here, my brother will write the excerpt first, and after writing the excerpt, we will go to the teahouse to drink a pot of tea." ”

Zhang Jixian knew his intentions, and he was not reluctant, so he sat down and wrote excerpts with peace of mind. Wu Scorpion took a closer look, and the excerpt was really a good excerpt. Zhang Jixian wrote brilliantly, but praised Wu Scorpion's political achievements in recent years: he was dedicated to the public, without any selfishness, and took care of his subordinates with a little money, and his family was so poor that he didn't eat a piece of meat for a year, and even his clothes were torn and exposed, and he was blown so that Wu Scorpion was simply Hai Rui of the Ming Dynasty, and he was very honest.

Zhang Jixian finished writing the fold in three and five strokes, hehe ink, handed it to Wu Scorpion and said: "Hand it over, the emperor sees that you are so honest, and he may not be promoted to three levels in a day." ”

Wu Scorpion was overwhelmed by what he said, and said with a faint smile: "Old Wu doesn't expect to be promoted to become rich, just sit in this position until he is over seventy." ”

Zhang Jixian smiled and replied: "That's natural, looking at Lao Wu's face, it is estimated that he can live to ninety-nine." ”

Wu Scorpion happily took the fold and hurriedly threw his stab at the military plane. Within half a day of handing it over, the emperor passed down a holy decree, praising Wu Fengyi, the official in the imperial history of the Imperial Inspectorate, for being honest and celibate, and he was indeed a good minister in the court. Wu Scorpion got the information from the Internal Affairs Office first, and he was so happy that his ass was up to the sky, and he immediately wanted to pull Zhang Jixian to continue drinking, but who knew that after looking for a long time, no one in the Metropolitan Procuratorate knew where Zhang Yushi went? However, a doorman replied and saw Zhang Yushi go out to the east, but he didn't know what to do. In the past, Wu Scorpion said that he had to give him a big demerit, but today is not as good as in the past, today's Zhang Jixian is his henchman, what is this early retirement?

Let's say where did this Zhang Jixian go after leaving the Metropolitan Procuratorate? It turned out that at this time, he was discussing with Gege in Jinxiulan. Hongcui prepared refreshments in the outer study, the four guards and Zhang Jixian sat on the lower stool, and Gege sat on the front seat. Hongcui poured tea for Gege, and went down to pour a few more for them. Seeing Hongcui coming, Randie hurriedly said: "This kind of rough work, let's let Randie do it." It's so clumsy that I didn't see that Gege was a woman? What do you think is the one who thinks the red green girl is Gege? Hongcui poured the teapot, and the hot tea almost flowed into Randie's hand: "What's wrong with Gege being a girl?" If you talk nonsense, I can't spare you. ”

Butterfly hurriedly withdrew her hand and obediently sat back in her place. Only then did Zhang Jixian deceive Wu Scorpion into trust, and how Wu Scorpion was deceived, and Xi Zizi told him what he regarded as his confidant.

Hongcui heard that they were about to deal with Wu Scorpion, and said casually: "I don't understand, what are you doing with so much trouble?" According to the current identity of Gege, just say a few bad words in front of the emperor, so Wu Scorpion has not become a dead scorpion? ”

Randie also chimed in: "That's it, it's still the red green girl who is smart." According to the current identity of Gege, it is to blow the pillow wind in the emperor, which is much easier than tossing and tossing like this. At this time, the chaotic butterfly had another thought. Before, the people of Jinxiulan thought that Hongcui was the son of the child, and saw that Hongcui came out from time to time to provoke the son, and he did not doubt Hongcui's identity, and he said that Hongcui would be accepted as an aunt by the son sooner or later. But now they know that it was just a misunderstanding, Childe is a girl, and she has turned into a royal Qinggege, and the position of Hongcui is vacant again. Seeing that Hongcui was beautiful, Randie had the intention of currying favor with him, or it would be a good thing for Gege to reward Hongcui to him in the future. So at this time, he did everything he could to accept what Hongcui said and was extremely courteous.

"Whose bad words are you talking about?" How familiar is this voice? At another look, Luo Qingsong had already lifted the curtain and entered. Without blinking, he walked straight to Gege's side. Everyone knows that he likes to sit next to Gege, but at this time, there is no stool or anything beside Gege, how can he sit?

Luo Qingsong walked over as if no one was around, saw Gege and said, "Love your sister, okay?" You haven't seen me for a few days, do you miss me? Originally, my brother and I wanted to come to Jinxiulan every day to sign the pledge, but unfortunately, there was a little problem in the gang, I went to Baoding Mansion once, and only came back this morning. As soon as I went back, I changed my clothes and ran to my sister's place. As he spoke, he insisted on sitting with Gege. Gege saw that he was not good, and he was afraid that she would not be able to get off the stage when he was rude, so he hurriedly said to Hongcui: "Quickly hand a mat to the general." ”

Hongcui took a soft cushion from the inner room and placed it next to Gege. Luo Qingsong smiled, moved the mat to the side of Gege, sat up, glanced at everyone and said, "Yo, everyone is here today, who are you talking bad about?" ”

Zhang Jixian couldn't talk to him, so naturally he wouldn't speak. Bodhi, Dark Incense, and Drunken Spring are not people who speak casually, and they are silent at this time. Instead, the butterflies opened their guns, and they said a lot. Halfway through hearing this, Luo Qingsong understood and said, "It turns out that you want to rectify the Wu Scorpion?" I said earlier, I went down with a sword, my head moved, why did I bother with this? ”

Hongcui pouted and said, "Speaking lightly? The dignified court members are also the ones you say can be killed? ”

Luo Qingsong looked at Gege and said with a smile: "Didn't I say it casually, let my sister relieve her anger and be happy." ”

Gege said: "What's so angry? The emperor has to do this matter himself, I don't count. I want to move him, I can move no matter what, but I don't care. If the emperor wants to move him and know that this person is despicable and insidious, then it will be above board. ”

Luo Qingsong hurriedly said: "My sister said it well! We do the right thing! However, my brother doesn't read much, but my sister said, what's the name of this strategy? (To be continued......)