Chapter 3: Rent a big house

The owner of the wonton stall is ready to close the stall, and Sister Feng is here, guaranteeing that he will not have business in the morning. Li Xiaojian walked up to the aggrieved boss and asked, "How much?" ”

The boss hurriedly shook his head, waved his hand and said, "No need, just treat me to a treat, and you can leave quickly after eating." Oh, by the way, boy, can you help me get those two bowls? ”

Li Xiaojian scratched a few times in his pocket, but he didn't take out a penny. Since the boss doesn't want it, he will pick up a bargain. Turning around and seeing the dishes and chopsticks on Sister Feng's table, he smiled and said, "Boss, do you think those two bowls are still necessary?" ”

The boss was stunned for a moment, then nodded hurriedly and said, "That's right, but I really admire you, young man, the taste is too heavy." Seriously, is she sick? ”

"......" Li Xiaojian walked back to Sister Feng speechlessly, and then tried to keep smiling and said, "Sister Feng, you see that there are so many handsome guys on the street, why do you have to choose me?" ”

"That's your blessing, and if I hadn't been cursed, I wouldn't have had many men behind my ass. Hmph, men are judged by their appearance, and there is no good thing. Sister Feng looked very angry.

"Hey, men also have retinal discernment." Li Xiaojian quibbled for the man.

Sister Feng suddenly paused, glanced at him with extremely contemptuous eyes, and said coldly: "You go, I'll find someone else." ”

"Really?" Li Xiaojian is on the verge of amnesty.

"Let's go, let's go!" Sister Feng said, turning her head away.

"Thanks." Li Xiaojian hurriedly lowered his head and ran into the distance. But he ran back after running a few steps, and begged Sister Feng: "Sister, will I return my ID card?" ”

"Woo woo......" Sister Feng ignored him, but squatted on the ground and sobbed.

Listening to Sister Feng's sincere cry, for some reason, Li Xiaojian's heart seemed to be stirred by something, and he didn't know which tendon had another convulsion, so he squatted down, patted Sister Feng's shoulder, and comforted: "Don't cry, I'm not leaving." ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it. Sister Feng raised her head in the next second, wiped away her tears, stood up and walked forward: "I forgive you, but the ID card will be kept for you first, so as not to open a room with other girls." ”

"Damn, eldest sister, you better go back." Li Xiaojian reluctantly followed.

So, a unique sight appeared on the street, a vegetative person was leading a woman who was uglier than a ghost wandering the street, and they defied everyone's gaze.

"Sister Feng, I'm going back to class." Li Xiaojian wanted to get rid of this monster as soon as possible.

"Aren't you guys having an evening class today? The first day of school was reported, and it was fine. Sister Feng said indifferently.

"You know all this?" Li Xiaojian is going crazy.

"Well, I read through your life before I came." Sister Feng said.

"What else do you know?" Li Xiaojian was about to explode.

"It's nothing, I killed a frog at the age of seven and didn't sleep for three days. At the age of thirteen, he donated the pocket money he had saved for five years to an old woman. When I was fifteen years old, I fell in love with a girl named Qingqing, and also, you are no longer a virgin, and you gave your hands on your seventeenth birthday. Also, in the first half of my freshman year, I ......"

"Stop!" Li Xiaojian completely collapsed, sat on the ground, and cried: "Then what am I doing at the age of thirty?" ”

"That's your future, I don't know, I only know your past." Sister Feng explained.

"Really?" Li Xiaojian stood up violently, "That means that you don't know what I will do in the future?" ”

"Yes, but I'll supervise you." Sister Feng said.

"Oh my God, can I die?" Li Xiaojian shouted loudly.

"Don't worry, you are my husband, I won't let you die lightly." Sister Feng said with a smile.

Li Xiaojian nodded and no longer paid attention to Sister Feng. He tried to calm himself down, and he knew that he was in trouble. Now he's surrounded by someone who knows everything about his past, and he feels like he's been cloned.

Sister Feng was just standing next to Li Xiaojian, and she knew that it would take time for a college student living in the real world to accept such a fact. However, her gaze at Li Xiaojian gradually changed from strange to familiar.

"Whew!" Ten minutes passed, and Li Xiaojian finally accepted the facts, no matter what Sister Feng said was true or not, he had to face it.

"Sister Feng, what are you going to do next?" Li Xiaojian asked.

"Huh, you accepted it?" Sister Feng wondered.

Li Xiaojian nodded and spread out his hands to express helplessness.

"Alright then, let's go rent a big house first." Sister Feng said with a smile.

"Renting a house? Damn, do you want to **? Li Xiaojian jumped out of half a meter, he really couldn't imagine what it was like to sleep with Sister Feng every night.

"You think too much, those people are coming in the next two days, you can't let them live on the street." Sister Feng pouted.

"Oh, can Shih Tzu really come?" Li Xiaojian found it hard to believe what the resurrection of an ancient beauty would look like in modern times.

"Hehe, you'll know when the time comes. Don't be stupid, the bus is coming. Sister Feng stretched out her hand and pointed to the 10 bus that was slowly approaching.

Despite the congestion on the bus, they made room for them. After all, the eight pimples on Sister Feng's face are too dazzling, and everyone is afraid of droplet infection.

Along the way, Li Xiaojian's mood was extremely worried, and he tried his best to cover his face with his hands, he was afraid, now that the media is so powerful, if it is on the **, it should be over 10,000 immediately.

As soon as he got out of the car, Li Xiaojian dragged Sister Feng to a place where no one was around, and said very strictly: "Sister Feng, you can follow me, but you must not affect my normal life." ”

In front of him is Concord College, Li Xiaojian also has more or less a dozen people's life circles, and he doesn't want to be regarded as a weird guy by others.

"Is there something wrong with your life?" Sister Feng stared at Li Xiaojian with a puzzled face, and after a while, she giggled, raised her left hand and said, "Can I try to be active at night?" ”

"Well, not as much as possible, but never come out during the day." Li Xiaojian said solemnly.

Sister Feng pursed her lips and muttered incomparably foreign: "Hmph, you wait for the old lady, one day the old lady will have to let you kneel and beg me." ”

"Eagerly awaited! I said who cursed you to become this virtuous? Li Xiaojian said that he hurriedly took Sister Feng to a nearby small hotel.

"Who can there be, it's not the old slut of the Queen Mother." Sister Feng said angrily.

"Boom!" A muffled thunder suddenly sounded in the clear sky, which frightened Li Xiaojian to take a step back, hurriedly covered Sister Feng's mouth, and shouted: "Scolding the gods will be struck by thunder." ”

"I'm not afraid." Sister Feng said indifferently.

"It's awesome." At this moment, Li Xiaojian seems to know why Sister Feng's first three lives died on the day of her wedding.

While talking, the two went to the first hotel. Some people say that the university is an illegal ** era, an era in which emotions and flesh are not separated, this is true at all, and I dare not say anything else, the hotels of Concord College are full.

As soon as they walked in, the proprietress smiled and said, "I'm sorry, today's room is full, you can go and take a look elsewhere." ”

Sister Feng frowned, pointed at herself and asked, "Am I that ugly?" ”

"No, who can't get along with money, they haven't seen each other for a summer vacation." Li Xiaojian hurriedly explained. When it comes to money, Li Xiaojian's head is big. He is an ordinary college student, with a total of 700 yuan in living expenses, last night the hotel spent 300, gave Sister Feng 300, and was torn up by Sister Feng for 100, how to rent a hotel!

Thinking of the days when he was about to be destitute, Li Xiaojian hurriedly grabbed Sister Feng and asked tentatively, "Sister Feng, can we live in the girls' dormitory?" ”

"Well, I still have to pick up guests." Sister Feng's face showed a trace of displeasure, she thought that Li Xiaojian didn't want to be with her. When he saw Li Xiaojian frowning, he understood, and said, "You kid has no money, right?" ”

"There is no one who knows me than Sister Feng. Seriously, you haven't brought some out of the dungeon for so long? I remember sending hundreds of millions of dollars there. Li Xiaojian said a little teasingly.

"Can I bring this with me?" Sister Feng glared at me, her fingers flickered slightly, and an industrial and commercial silver card shining green appeared on her white and lubricated hand, and then handed it to me and said earnestly: "It's 50,000 in it, let's make do with it for a while." ”

"What? Fifty thousand? Li Xiaojian almost knelt down, this amount was enough for him to be crazy in college for three years.

"How can I say that ten years ago, I was also a rich second generation, and the password was ......" After Sister Feng finished speaking, she looked at Li Xiaojian with a nervous expression: "Don't make a bad idea, I'll just have such a card." ”

"Oh, make sure it's distributed." Li Xiaojian raised his hand.

The two walked into the second hotel, the owner was a middle-aged man, and as soon as the two entered the house, he immediately greeted him and said, "Two of you, there are only 2 rooms left now, you came at the right time." ”

"Let's just open one, and I'll go back to the dormitory in the evening." Li Xiaojian said.

"Let's take a look at the room first." Sister Feng said.

The boss took the two to the room and introduced: "Our home environment is the best, air conditioning, TV, double bed, 80 yuan a night." ”

"What about you hacking me, the last time I lived was obviously 50 yuan." Li Xiaojian quibbled and said, now he is in charge of the money.

"That's different, it's an extraordinary time." The boss glanced at Li Xiaojian with disdain.

Sister Feng walked around the room, frowned and said, "Xiao Jian, no, this is too small." ”

"Do you two live small? We have good soundproofing. The boss continued.

Sister Feng shook her head and sighed, "It's too small, let's change the land." ”

There was no way, Li Xiaojian had to accompany Sister Feng out. Most of the hotels around the school are the same, they found ten in succession, six of them had no rooms, and the rest were the same as the second one, which was directly rejected by Sister Feng.

Li Xiaojian squatted on the ground tiredly and complained, "Sister Feng, you are really sent by God to play with me, right?" How can there be a room you say, unless you live in a private villa. ”

"Then you can't live in such a small place, think about it, who are the people who come from there, can you live in such a small and conspicuous place?" Sister Feng pouted.

Li Xiaojian found that he had overlooked a big problem, those are all historical figures, and it is difficult to control them if they are discovered by modern people. However, where to find a suitable room now, most of the areas around the school are used by profiteers.

"Sister Feng, can you stay away from school?" Li Xiaojian asked.

"No, the Jade Emperor has set up a teleportation array in your school, and they can only come out of your school." Sister Feng explained.

"Dizzy, what should I do?" Li Xiaojian scratched his head.

"Aren't there any houses in the middle of nowhere? Preferably in a place where no one lives. Sister Feng asked.

Li Xiaojian frowned, suddenly remembered something, patted his thigh and shouted, "There really is one, go." ”

Li Xiaojian pulled Sister Feng and walked quickly towards the old man who sold egg cakes, he remembered that when he bought egg cakes last semester, the old man told him that his family had a private house with a very large yard, and if there were students who wanted to live, they could rent it out cheaply.