The old man who sells egg cakes is waiting for the students who come over with dry cigarette rolls, usually his business is very good, today is the first day of school, and there are not many students who eat egg cakes. Li Xiaojian belongs to the kind of student with a poor mouth, and he is good with the old man who sells egg cakes.

"Hey, old man, is your haunted house still rented?" Li Xiaojian joked when he saw the old man.

The old man glared at him, then his eyes lit up and said, "How?" Do you have clients? ”

Li Xiaojian smiled and said, "I want to stay for a few days." ”

"You?" The old man looked Li Xiaojian up and down a few times, then looked at Sister Feng who was hiding behind Li Xiaojian, patted his head and said, "I'm afraid you can't live, it's often haunted there." ”

Li Xiaojian wanted to go up and slap the old man, but he immediately pushed Sister Feng over and said, "Does she live?" ”

When the old man saw Sister Feng, he suddenly shook his spirit, and asked with some worry, "What is your friend?" I know an old Chinese medicine doctor, so I want to introduce you to it. ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly waved his hand and smiled at the old man: "No need, this is brought in the womb." ”

"This ......" The old man glanced at Sister Feng again, pulled out a bunch of keys from his arms and stood up slowly: "Let's go, I'll show you the house." ”

"Oh, that's all you have to say." Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng followed the old man to the west of the school.

The school is on the outskirts of the countryside, with rural crops in addition to nearby restaurants and hotels, and a winding road to the west, a plastic factory that was once a plastic factory and is now closed. After a big circle, I finally came to the back of the plastic factory, in front of which was a dense forest, on the south side of the forest was a clearing with graves, and on the north side was a ruin, and a separate house could be faintly seen in the woods.

Walking into the woods, you will see a large courtyard house, with a courtyard wall composed of thick wooden fences, gray bricks and red tiles, and some retro-style old farmhouse houses. In addition to grass and trees around the courtyard, there is a field of crops behind it, and I don't know what the old man who sells egg cakes thinks.

Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng walked into the courtyard with a tentative heart, the inside was quite clean, the courtyard was paved with red bricks, the door was still an old-fashioned double-open wooden door, the windows had obviously been replaced, and transparent glass was installed. There are mostly bird's nests on the tiles of the house, and it is not difficult to hear the birds chirping when standing in the yard.

The old man opened the door in the middle, and the dampness from the door was a little chilling. There was a fire pit in the hallway, and a large pot was installed on it, and there was no dust on the lid, and it seemed that someone often came to clean it. Walking into the inner room, there is a large fire kang, on which two beds of bedding are neatly arranged. On the opposite side of the fire pit was a jujube wood table, very old and cracked red paint, and an old-fashioned brain melon TV was placed on the table.

"There are six rooms in this courtyard, and each of them has a TV, can you see it?" The old man introduced.

Sister Feng walked around each room, and finally nodded and said, "Well, Xiaojian, I think it's good here." ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at the slightly gloomy yard and the dense weeds outside, and asked squeezingly, "Sister Feng, aren't you afraid of haunting?" ”

"Don't be afraid, I'm not a ghost." Sister Feng didn't care.

"Count you ruthless." Li Xiaojian nodded, and then raised his hand to protest: "I can declare in advance, I want to go back to the dormitory." ”

"That's not good, how can I match them without you." Sister Feng hurriedly said.

"Didn't the Jade Emperor let you match them? It has nothing to do with me. Li Xiaojian quibbled.

"But without you, I don't have affinity, so how can I match them?" Sister Feng said.

"You really deceived me in your feelings, do you have an affinity for me like this?" Li Xiaojian was extremely depressed.

"It's not that you have affinity, but only when I am with you can I have affinity, so that they can feel the existence of love." Sister Feng corrected.

Li Xiaojian felt speechless and in tears, he wanted to hit the wall. I don't know what life I poured blood mold, and I actually got involved in this matter.

"You can't live there?" Just when Li Xiaojian was depressed to death, the old man who sold egg cakes spoke.

"Stay, or I'll come to you for a trip." Li Xiaojian said angrily.

"Oh. Eight hundred in January, first pay for half a year. The old man's eyes immediately flashed with shrewdness.

"You pit people, just this land is 800 a month, you stick to me. Three hundred, one more point will not live. Li Xiaojian grabbed the old man's death hole, this place is empty, someone lives in him, and he has dozens of egg cakes in a month.

The old man shook his head and said with some displeasure: "No, that money is not enough for maintenance." ”

"You think this is a car, and it is still maintained, up to four hundred." Li Xiaojian was angry when he heard it.

"It's just eight hundred, if you don't live, you can leave, it's better to live empty for ghosts, and you can still accumulate some virtue." The old man was stubborn.

At this time, Sister Feng walked over, pulled Li Xiaojian's arm, and said to the old man: "Eight hundred is eight hundred, but there are not only the two of us living here, but there are many friends." ”

"Dizzy, you've been deceived." Li Xiaojian really wanted to block Sister Feng's mouth.

"Then I don't care, you pay and pull an army over. But let's say okay, if you don't stay halfway, you won't return the money. The old man said slyly.

Damn, the emotional old man relies on this to cheat money.

"Oh, it's fine. Can we give you money tomorrow? Sister Feng smiled.

The old man glanced at Li Xiaojian and asked, "Didn't you bring cash?" ”

Li Xiaojian wanted to smoke him very much, and said angrily: "I'm full, and I don't have to bring so much money." ”

"Alright then, you'll have to give it to me tomorrow afternoon." The old man threw down the key and turned to leave. When leaving, Li Xiaojian heard the old man muttering: "You are full of food." ”

"Hey, dead old man, can you watch TV?" Li Xiaojian hurriedly shouted behind him.

"Able to collect the ...... of the central station"

After the old man left, Li Xiaojian looked at Sister Feng with some complaints, she deserves to be a rich second generation, and she is arrogant. Sister Feng didn't pay attention to him at all, but walked around the room, and then shook her hands slightly, and suddenly, there were many more things in the room.

Brooms, washbasins, rice cookers, woks, hair dryers...... and rice, flour, grain and oil.

"Oh my God, Sister Feng, you really know how to spell!" Li Xiaojian jumped up and turned his mouth wide into an "O" shape.

Sister Feng shook her head and said, "No." ”

"And what are you?" Li Xiaojian was a little stupid.

Sister Feng stretched out her white and slender fingers, shook the ring of five yuan a pair on the gold-plated stall, and said, "This is the storage ring that the Jade Emperor gave me, and these things were bought when I first came." ”

"The Jade Emperor sent you? You bought it a long time ago? Li Xiaojian was a little speechless, and the ** family had already been designed. Suddenly, he thought of something again, patted his head, and shouted, "I understand, I understand." ”

"What are you shouting, what do you understand?" Sister Feng frowned.

"I understand why the Queen Mother gave you a poisonous curse, it turns out that you and the Jade Emperor broke your shoes!" Li Xiaojian exclaimed.

"You just broke your shoes, it was the Jade Emperor who gave them to me before I crossed." Sister Feng explained.

"Then why did the Queen Mother curse you?" Li Xiaojian did not relent.

"It's not that the Jade Emperor is staring at me, her vinegar jar has been overturned." Sister Feng said, her face flushed.

"Hey, I'm sorry to ask, are you that pretty? The Jade Emperor's taste is so heavy! Li Xiaojian laughed.

"Dead Xiaojian, you actually talk to me......"

Sister Feng spent an hour cleaning the house, and after placing the household appliances that flew from the sky, the whole house felt a new look.

And Li Xiaojian has been sitting on the kang and watching cartoons on TV. He doesn't like to watch TV very much, but he has a soft spot for cartoons. This TV is simply a central station, not a sports channel.

Seeing that Sister Feng finished cleaning up, Li Xiaojian stared at Sister Feng's chest and asked, "Sister, the Jade Emperor gave you a ring before you came down?" It's too picky. "Now**Xiaosan has sent the house and the car, Sister Feng is the number one in the sky**, how can I send something special, not for anything, just with Sister Feng's abundant breasts. Sweating from work just now, Sister Feng's clothes were tightly attached to her body, and her breasts were even more prominent.

"Well, but there's still a little bit of mana." Sister Feng stared at the TV screen and said. "Why is it that it's been almost ten years and you're still playing Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf, isn't there any innovation in the animation industry?"

"It's 1001 episodes now. What kind of mana did the Jade Emperor give you? Turning stones into gold? Moving mountains and seas? Soaring through the clouds? Come on, hurry up and show me. Li Xiaojian shouted excitedly.

Sister Feng glanced at Li Xiaojian with disdain, then raised her fist and hit him hard in the chest.

"Ahh How are you hitting me? It hurts to death. Li Xiaojian clutched his chest, he felt as if he had been hit by a hammer, and it was difficult to breathe.

"Didn't you let me cast my mana? The Jade Emperor left it for me to defend myself. Sister Feng had an innocent expression on her face.

"Well, it's enough to defend your face......"

"Her father, her godfather, it's all her father, his mother, he **, it's all his milk......" Suddenly, Li Xiaojian's energetic mobile phone rang, and Sister Feng glanced at him with great disdain.

"Hey, second brother." The call was from the dormitory Wang Buji, Li Xiaojian gasped and said, his chest was still hurting violently.

"I said fourth, it's okay, I've been doing it since last night!" Wang Buer's bad voice rang on the other end of the phone, so angry that Li Xiaojian almost dropped the phone.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm hurt." Li Xiaojian glared at Sister Feng angrily.

"So who doesn't get hurt, where are you? Going to play League of Legends in the afternoon? Wang Buji said.

"No, I'll accompany Sister Feng." Li Xiaojian immediately replied after seeing Sister Feng's eyes.

"Okay, you will have kidney deficiency, brothers are still waiting for you." Wang Buji urged.

"This time it really doesn't work, I've been falsely accused." Li Xiaojian smiled bitterly.

"Alright then, I'll see you in the evening. By the way, what was the woman like last night? Don't vomit blood. Wang Buer said with a smile.

"Okay, why don't you try it." Li Xiaojian couldn't ask for it.

"Ahh Li Xiaojian's chest was punched by Sister Feng again.

"You kid won't still be in the hotel, will you? Really s***? Wang Fuji screamed.

"There are no readers, who is **. Hehe, but I've brought her back and I'll see you another day. Li Xiaojianxin said, I have to scare you.

"It's really yours, don't change the day, bring it in the evening? Also, I tell you, don't play really, it's not good for women to stick to this thing. "Wang Buer is a person from the past.

Li Xiaojian glanced at Sister Feng, his eyes stayed on her face with eight pimples for three seconds, and he hurriedly said to Wang Buer: "Let's wait for Xi Shi to come." ”

"Who?"

"Your brother and sister...... Ah, hung up first, and I was beaten again. ”