But I saw more than a dozen houses behind the courtyard, some large and some small, and some were divided into parts. One by one, the soldiers searched for it. One of them was the master's study, and the soldier went in, but saw a gold-painted table, and a copper incense burner with chiseled flowers on it, and the cigarette smoke in the furnace was still curling. The desks and chairs are a set, all carved from old wood, and the pens inserted in the pen holder are like a forest. The shelves against the wall are full of books. There are books and inkstones on the table, and the ink in the inkstone has not yet dried. It seems that the host is only leaving temporarily and will come back at any time.

But the soldier knew that the master would never have the opportunity to return to this study to work.

What did they write before they saw their master leave? But it's the accounts. The soldiers can't understand it, in short, it's sealed first, and those who understand it will read it.

People who searched other places also reported successively: they couldn't find Boss Lin.

Is this a puzzle? Where can he hide?

The soldiers were not in a hurry. They know how to catch turtles in urns. The turtle can be caught after all, but the poor creature is frightened, and he must hide. What is in the bottom cabinet, everywhere is squeezed in, like bed bugs. Oh, just this spring, when he wanted to arrest a high-ranking official of the Tang family, he was so anxious that he hid in the toilet! This incident was later perfunctory, adding oil and vinegar, and in the Gato era, for people to laugh at:

In the eighth year of Zixu, there was a great drought, thousands of miles of red land, and thieves swarmed. Those who gather disturb the state and plunder the county, and those who scatter are stuck in the mountains and forests. The home of the world's rare room, the coward is less to the corner.

When Wuyou County guards the Tang Dynasty, the number is fast, and he is afraid of the inside. According to the city to reject the thieves. Suddenly, Mrs. Bao left Beijing in the road, and the wind said: "The thief is gradually coming to the south, and the lady is coming from the north." How to deal with yourself. The staff joked: "It's better to surrender the thief." The wind also laughed.

It's night. Thief to. The wind rose sharply to avoid it, and reported the thief to the inner room, and the wind did not count in the enclosure, and the door rang sharply, and the wind shouted: "Someone! "However, thieves rarely have people who keep etiquette, and they break down the door and tie them to the middle hall.

Those who sit in the wind are frightened and happy, and there is no other deceased. At that time, Mrs. Tang teased the family from the name of Chunluo. Beautiful and wise. There is no plan for the wind. One day by the teasing bath, the false words of abdominal pain called Chunluo, Luo Xiang, teased: "Xianggong's abdominal pain is unbearable." "It's funny. Drowning in the child with medicine. Ming Dan. The subordinates came to ask. Tang Gu told the truth, because he said: "Nothing has been done, it is done; The hated. Swallow a lot of drowning. "Chunluo was finally expelled and disappeared.

Today, I see that the head of the female kou is Chunluo, and the wind is only runny. Luo personally relieved his restraints, comforted him, and implored him to set up a book of resignation to chase the teaser, and the wind was only the only one. After the book, they hugged each other and wept. Luo once got a sharp blade, a famous fish intestine, blowing hair and breaking hair, and often eating human blood. Luo Xiang never left his hand, and Jue, Tang Feng was happy. Luo was also desperate, so he scattered the thieves and held the wind corpse.

and the funny family heard about it, and Zhang Bang hung red in order to ask for the Tang corpse, and he got more than 300 songs. The soldiers were starving, the corpses of the Tang Dynasty, and even worse, the pregnant corpses were filled. Or say: This is not a Tang corpse. The corpse bearer: "Although it is not a Tang poem, it can be regarded as a rhyme." "However, the funny family hurt his chance, and he was buried. and recorded 300 of its examiners for posterity.

Five days later, someone brought two corpses to distinguish between the fruit and the wind. Gu Yan: "This is really a Tang corpse!" ”

The great mourning of the comic view. and the funeral, Luo hugged the wind and was inseparable, and they all said: "Luo is sad and deaf." So he was combined with the rite of Teng's martyrdom.

- All of the above are ancient texts. Because the person who wrote it wanted to pretend to be an ancient thing, he chose the literary language. There is no obstacle for readers to read this, and it is better to understand it than the Analects and the Book of Rites. But housewives have problems.

This Tang Feng has a sister who has a good relationship with him, this time the accident was also affected, and he was spared death, but he had to divorce his husband's family, relying on his beauty, and now he has successfully remarried and started a new life, but he heard this story, and he didn't understand it for a while, so he found someone to translate. People translated her into the vernacular: "In that year, there was a great drought, everyone was miserable, and they couldn't eat, and some people became robbers." There is such a Tang county guard, famous, and fast-"

When Tang Feng's sister heard this, she exclaimed, "My brother is this name. ”

The translator thought, "Isn't it because your brother's name is interesting that people are so interested in making fun of him?" "Let's not mention it. He confessed: "Madame does not like to hear. The student stopped translating. ”

Sister Tang Feng gritted her teeth and said, "You translate it!" ”

The man continued to translate: "This other Tang County ......" He deliberately used this title to distinguish the people in the story from the Tang Feng in reality, for fear of offending Tang Feng's sister again. Sister Tang Feng pressed her heart and said, "You don't care about me!" Translate it to me. ”

This man replied yes, said offended, and continued: "Tang County Shou went to fight the robbers, but he didn't succeed much, and more robbers came from the south. Tang Jun Shouzheng had a headache, and heard that his wife also came to him. Tang Jun was afraid of his wife, so he consulted with his staff: 'The robbers are coming from the south, and the lady is coming from the north. I've got a headache this morning or night! What to do? The aides joked: 'It is better to surrender to the robbers.' Tang Shou laughed. ”

Sister Tang Feng filmed the case: "Nonsense." How unreasonable is that! ”

The man said, "Yes." Be. It's nonsense. ”

Sister Tang Feng said, "You can translate it for me." ”

The man fixed his mind and said, "...... The robbers came that day, and Tang Junshou hurriedly hid in the back room. I heard again that the robbers had entered the room. Tang Junshou hurriedly hid in the toilet at the back. After a while, the toilet door slammed, and Tang Shou shouted: 'Someone! But the robbers were not polite, so they broke down the door and tied him up. ”

Sister Tang Feng's face turned pale.

This man was embarrassed: "There is a gibberish in the back." Madame doesn't listen? ”

Sister Tang Feng said: "Keep talking." ”

Later, it was nothing more than making a fuss about the relationship between men and women, and borrowing Tang Feng's name and font to make word games, while mispracticing Tang Feng and making people laugh - or, it should be said that while Bo people laughed, they were so bad at practicing Tang Feng.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are just reversing the order, is there a difference? Naturally! Just because this executioner was originally intended by the royal family, the people below did it. Tang Feng's joke is the best in the joke, it's very funny, but chasing its origin, the purpose is not to make people laugh, but to make the Tang family a pistachio and a laughing stock in everyone's minds.

Who would sympathize with a laughing stock? Who would ask the court to talk to the court and overturn the case for a pistachio? portrayed the Tang family into such a boring, absurd and ridiculous image, and the abruptness and bloodiness of the Tang family's murder case were diluted and deconstructed.

This is a bit like "The Legend of Wu Pen" under the auspices of the Seventh Prince, all of which step on the opponent. It's just that "Wu Pen" is a bombshell, and Tang Feng's joke is a small candy to grab.

Who knows which one is more powerful for moving people's hearts? Cannonballs or small candies?

In short, people don't sympathize with the Tang family, let alone have any dissatisfaction with the royal family for the sake of the Tang family. They don't even have the belly slander of "slightly anti-lip".

Even Tang Feng's sister did not have the slightest dissatisfaction with the royal family. No, no, the daughter of her guilty minister, the rest of her life was a royal kindness. Where will she take revenge on the royal generals?

She only doesn't beat anyone who writes jokes: Everyone is dead, and you still have to entertain people. And write so harshly!

She secretly swore that she would give birth to a son to her new husband in the future, and raise her son well, and if she had a chance, she asked her son to find this person who wrote a joke, and take revenge! Call that guy literate and unvirtuous!

It's a long process, of course. But she is a woman, so what can she do? It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, not to mention that she is a woman. In such a long perseverance, a lifetime is consumed. People, if you don't find a goal for yourself, how can you get by for the rest of your life?

I always feel that time is like a beast. In this life, it is like the process of finding all kinds of weapons and constantly killing this beast. Some people don't kill well, and as a result, they are eaten by fierce beasts. No matter how much time there is in the future, it has nothing to do with him. There are also people who get such a great pleasure in the process of killing, they can't wait to kill again and again, and when the beasts are killed to the end, he is still reluctant to come again!

For the latter kind of person, we call him "a winner in life".

There are not many people in this world who can become winners, and Mrs. Xie is obviously one of them.

However, the old lady was in a bad mood after hearing the bad news recently.

She heard that Mama Qiu had died.

When the two daughters-in-law were chatting, they talked about it and were heard by Mrs. Xie.

The two daughters-in-law didn't mean to upset the old lady with this matter. It's just that after the old lady handed over the key to the house, she was idle, and she had nothing to do with finding someone to talk to her. If she is interested, she will interject a few words, but if she is not interested, she will listen to it crookedly, and maybe she will fall asleep, and Mingzhu will quietly come over to see her warmth and coldness. In late spring, it is not very warm, and if you are afraid of catching a cold when you sleep, you will add a thin blanket; In early summer, when the weather is hotter, stare at the little girl and fan it to keep it ventilated, but you can't hit the old lady head-on, lest the old lady be stimulated by the wind in her sleep, and if you sweat, you should print a sweat, pay attention to it is lightly printed, not wiped it, so as not to affect the old lady's sleep; In the middle of summer, everyone went to the mountains to escape the heat, the mountain air was cold, and they had to add thin blankets to the old lady. In this way, even many mothers do not pay such attention to their children. Everyone who saw it envied the old lady's happiness.

Mingzhu just didn't talk funny enough, which was not as good as Jasper, so she had to find someone else to chat with the old lady. I was looking for people who were very good at talking, and I knew that the old lady liked to listen to the shortcomings of these parents, so I deliberately looked for these, and it turned out that Mama Qiu died.

Old Mrs. Xie opened her eyes and asked, "How did you die?" ”

The daughter-in-law of the family didn't know in particular details, so she replied truthfully, saying that she was so sick and died inexplicably.

The original intention of these two daughters-in-law was to use the tragic experience of others to set off how blessed Mrs. Xie was. Mrs. Xie also liked this kind of topic before. But this time she answered and didn't say anything.

Later, she was a little cowardly. (To be continued......)