Chapter 45: Arrest Boss Lin
This relationship is not stupid, I know that the typo is unacceptable, desperately remind myself to write well, who knows that it is probably too nervous, a wrong stroke at the beginning, so simply ask for a new paper and then write. When you write again, you have to be more careful, you have to think about it first, and then put it down. It was originally written slowly, but this time it was even more like a turtle speed, and there were still a few wrong words to correct.
Speaking of changing words, I have to say that modern society is convenient, it is easy to change words, it is good to delete it on the computer, there is no trace, and it is nothing more than to cross out the typo and make up the new word in writing. No matter how particular it is, it is not too difficult to use correction fluid and correction tape. However, in ancient society, firstly, there was no such thing as correction liquid, and secondly, the volume was very important. If you paint a piece of black, it is basically no different from handing in a white roll. As long as the examiner wants to pick out the papers, you are allowed to cut out first. Doubt it!
Then you say, people in the ancient world also had to make mistakes, right? So what to do? Do you have to copy every mistake from the beginning again until you get it right? This is the miserable hell of the great virgin girl who is forced to die by the other eleven zodiac signs!
The good news is that the ancients weren't all Virgos either. They also have to give the other signs a way to live. As a result, the application of "digging and repairing" technology was born.
The so-called "digging and patching" means that when you write a wrong word, dig out this piece of ink, and then cut a piece of homogeneous white paper and paste it. Because the ink on the bottom has been dug out, the white paper is pasted on, and there is no ink on the bottom head. The whole roll looks neat. If the swaddling paste is played well, it is almost unrecognizable at a glance.
Then the question arises again: what is swaddling paste?
Ladies and gentlemen! There was no glue in those days. If you're unfortunate enough to cross over, remember. Glue is a product of modern technology. What was used to stick things in ancient times? Swaddle. It is boiled with rice, noodles and other grains.
Do you have no experience. If you accidentally crush cooked rice between your fingers, will it feel sticky? And the batter sticks to your hands, and it's so sticky that you can't shake it off, right?
Then, boil these things to a thick and thick one, turn them into a complete paste, and it can be used to stick things. Sticking New Year's pictures on the wall and sticking paper together are all used for this. Even when the soles of the shoes are shoeed, they are first covered with a thick swaddle paste and glued the mille-feuille cloth together. And then you can admit it. Otherwise. When a needle pokes down, the cloth is easy to slip.
Swaddle paste is not the only sticky substance. At that time, there was also "glue", but it was not synthesized in chemical factories, but made from bones, fish bladders, and other things. It is called bone glue, swim bladder glue, and so on. This glue. Thinner than swaddling paste. But the extraction is inconvenient. It is used in particularly delicate places, such as Huadian, so light and thin a small piece. To stick to a woman's face, but also to stick as firmly as possible, the paste is bulky and not strong enough, it is necessary to "apply sizing". This animal glue is brushed on it, and after drying, it will regain its stickiness when it encounters moisture. Therefore, after the production of the flower day, the merchants often brush the glue directly on the back, wait for it to dry, and then sell it. The women bought it back and humidified it when they wanted to use it. It is not possible to spray water directly. I'm afraid that if I spray too much water, I will drown Huadian, and it's not easy to tidy up.
So what to do? They put their thin fingertips around Hua Tian and put it in front of their mouths to breathe. The moisture in his mouth soaked the glue on the back of Hanaden. The stickiness came out again, and they could stick it to their faces.
It is important to store pre-brushed Huadian and keep it dry. Otherwise, you will not enjoy the convenience of pre-brushing, but will see those flowers get damp and stick together. Some Huadian can still be used after dismantling and cleaning, and some materials are not good, completely deteriorated and discolored, and they can't be washed out, so they have to be thrown away, and the loss is great.
Returning to the literati to supplement the characters, most of them are still used in swaddling paste, not glue.
Maybe many people who read books don't have money, and they think it's still cost-effective. Maybe the stickiness of the glue is too strong, and it is difficult to do it if you accidentally don't stick to the right place. Maybe they don't want to confuse pen and ink affairs with women's flowers. In short, it is customary for literati to take exams, and all they bring are swaddling paste.
It is often the swaddle paste made by the family themselves.
The ancients married early, but they studied for a long time. When students can go to the exam, almost all of them have wives. So playing swaddling paste has become a necessary homework for reading girls. Otherwise, it's their mother's hand. It's like Japanese mothers preparing love bento boxes. Whose swaddling paste is evenly beaten and the ink cartridge is placed steadily, when the reader carries the examination basket into the examination room, he has a special face.
The relationship that came to take the exam today can bring the swaddle paste, but he is stupid!
At the moment, he had to dig, cut, stick, and mend again, and he was in a hurry, and the paper was also wrinkled and stained. Fortunately, the stickiness of the swaddling paste is weaker and easier to erase. If this is glue, he will have to glue a roll and not be able to open.
Looking at him making a word, he already feels that life is long. Is he going to change it again? It's so old, I don't know how it came to an end!
The collector persuaded him: "Xianggong, don't make it up." If you make up for it, it will be even more ugly. That's how you go. ”
The related household refused to agree, and asked for another piece of paper to write. The one who collected the scroll was going to cry: "Xianggong has already asked for another one." Originally, it was limited to two. Who do you think wants the third one? ”
The related household was ashamed and annoyed, and the person who collected the paper was afraid that he would become angry, so he hurriedly said: "If we take the paper and copy it from scratch for Xianggong, it will hurt Xianggong: Xianggong, you think, we have to hand over this volume after receiving it." Wait and see! It's all time-consuming. If you write slowly, we'll just wait here. We're nothing, we should. But the boss inevitably asked, why can't you hand it in so slowly? We have to go back up, this is waiting for whom. Isn't this plastering your face? ”
The related household thought about it reasonably: "Then the big brother will hand over the others first?" ”
The one who closed the scroll said: "This also makes it, just go back and make up for your volume, and it is inevitable that the upper part will ask, why is this volume too late?" Let's take your roll seriously. Aren't you extra picky? Why bother? ”
The related household was so anxious that he asked repeatedly: "What can I do about it?" Looking at the other papers, "Can you ......?"
There are also candidates who handed in the papers and didn't leave, so they paced: "What do you say? "Don't look at them as cultural people, when they see that they are related to their own interests, they are like good dogs who cling to their bones. The only difference is whether it is a Samoyed or a Labrador.
The one who collected the roll also waved his hand again and again: "Not the son of man." Not the Son of Man. Phases of the bus rolls up. ”
The related household had no choice but to give him the roll. When I looked at the scroll, there was not only a bright patch on it, and a paste mark on it, but also the handwriting was thick and fine, crooked and twisted. Regardless of whether the words are right or wrong, this volume is not very good-looking.
Because of his relationship, the person who collected the volume and the colleague who collected the volume wanted to give a face, and thought about it for him, so he handed him over the first few volumes. Because the last few to be handed in are also crooked melons and cracked dates. Compared with them, the rolls of the related households are slightly smarter. The rewinding is to give him a file to pull out the general's meaning. Take the worst one, and be a little better than him.
As a result, when the related household saw that his roll was behind, he was anxious, and the blue tendons in the corners of his forehead burst out, and he had a dispute with the winding volume: Why did he put it behind? What does that mean? He's going to put it ahead!
He thought that everything that was ahead of him was good.
When I saw that this was a muddy person, I didn't grumble with him anymore, and politely obeyed the order and changed him to the first one.
The few people who have made the difference in front of them are all really talented and learned, and they are written quickly and well, and they cannot be changed, and they are full of confidence, so they are at the forefront. Relationship with them? The life that is culled down in minutes!
The winder didn't sympathize with him at all.
The other candidates who were still present, some of them immediately saw how he had died, and they didn't bother to remind him. Others think that he has a relationship and are unwilling to mix things up.
Since no one has raised opinions, the paper is stacked, and the examination room should be dispersed here, and the next step is to submit the paper for grading. Listen to the commotion outside. A few of the candidates who had gone out earlier had fled back.
"What's wrong?" It's strange to stay in the exam room. Look like they're chasing wolves? There are no wolves in Ling Lin City!
The one who escaped didn't bother to explain to them, so he didn't bother to burrow under the table and behind the door. It's like a chicken being chased by a wolf.
The mystery was quickly solved: a group of officers and soldiers rushed in, shaking the rope and chains - take people!
The people in the examination room thought: Oh, the previous candidates, did they make a mistake?
No, no, how can these officers and soldiers arrest anyone when they see them?!
No, no, no, these are not officers and soldiers, but real soldiers!
The army is coming! Don't fight with Hu Ren, and arrest all the candidates and invigilators! It's like capturing the enemies of the country! What's going on?
They went out with a twist, turned around to get the seal, and sealed the door of the examination room.
This is not the fault of any candidate, not the invigilator, but the crime of "Ah Handa".
The examination room here is catching people, the business name over there is also arresting people, and the workshop is also arresting people, and it is like the rebellion of the Duan Tang family, the rhythm of uprooting.
It's just that it was Kangping General Xie Yunjian who rose up in white clothes, fought with a sword and a dragon, and made miraculous achievements.
Now it is Yu Hexian, the son of Jiangmen, who was ordered to go north, extend the road and smash Ahanda's stronghold, and carry out the arrest operation.
The key target of arrest is "Boss Lin".
The soldier kicked open the red lacquered wooden door and broke in, but saw that it was a large courtyard, with grass and flowers. But they are also strange, people make yards, and they pay attention to covering, hiding, and twisting. In this courtyard, a meadow was spread out, and the pattern was decorated with colored flowers, and there was a layer of flowering shrubs as high as a layer on the edge of the meadow to make piping, but it was also beautiful.
Now is not the time to appreciate the courtyard, you have to hurry up and arrest someone!
The information is conclusive: Boss Lin was waiting in this courtyard to read the papers, and he didn't go out!
Where are the others?
Needless to say, I must have heard the sound of breaking down the door and hiding! The soldiers spread out, like falcons, to take the finch. They have full confidence that they will get the job done. (To be continued......)