Chapter 0003: Mother Lin's birthday
When I woke up in the morning, my new aunt was gone. Hongcui got up and went downstairs hatefully, but her mother was very happy, and kept boasting that the new aunt had given a lot of money to wrap her head, and explained that Hongcui would not have to pick up customers in the future, and the new aunt had taken her up.
This bag is more than half a year, and when Hongcui was fourteen years old, Gongzi bought Hongcui and made a close-fitting big girl ring. At that time, Hongcui was quite happy, as long as Gongzi was not a freak, there was no problem in male and female affairs, and it was a great thing to be able to escape from the demon cave in Yichun Courtyard.
Hongcui was originally ready to be spanked by her grandmother and scolded the street at any time when she was jealous with her grandmother, but when she entered the door, she saw that her son's family had no female dependents at all. Hongcui is happy in her heart, no matter what, even if she doesn't straighten it out, she can be an aunt anyway. However, she was disappointed again, and her son asked her to wait for her daily life and do some miscellaneous things, but she didn't do anything serious.
Until that night, Childe asked her to prepare the bath water. According to Childe's instructions, Hongcui soaked the big wooden barrel with magnolia flowers. Hongcui thought, what kind of magnolia bath does a man have, and Yueyue will not come to the situation, what kind of meridian to adjust. But I thought, maybe this is the style of your son. In short, she doesn't understand the world of your son.
As soon as Childe entered, Hongcui was still sent out. However, this time she was not so honest, and she kept a careful eye: the door was deliberately not closed. She leaned outside the door, peering through the gap at Childe's jade body. It's okay like this, since you can't round the house, at least appreciate the beautiful jade body of the son, and it's good to raise your eyes.
This didn't matter, and almost didn't let Hongcui's little liver pop out of her throat. What blinded her eyes was not the jade body of the child, but the carcass of the woman, the same as Hongcui, like the carcass of a fake woman!
With a loud scream, she pushed the door open, and Hongcui staggered to the ground. Childe, no, Gege at this time half-exposed her chest, and didn't look at her, the jade arm as white as a tender lotus root flicked lightly, and the wet towel was thrown on Hongcui's face: "Look at it, who let you look at it in vain, come in and wait for the bath!" ”
Since July, the Lin family's old house has not stopped for a moment. The eighth day of September is the 70th birthday of Lin Fengxiang's mother. Although Lin Fengxiang accidentally fell into the grass back then, he has become famous after all. Anyway, now people are also the second masters of the dignified dart game, so it is certain to give the old mother a birthday.
As soon as the morning dawned, the door of the Lin family was almost not stepped on. Birthday greetings, congratulatory gifts, and all kinds of compradors hurriedly coming and going in the courtyard. In the backyard, a bunch of little girls wearing red and green are busy making up and changing their outfits. After breakfast, the old mother of the Lin family should drink tea and listen to the big drama as usual. At that time, it was the time when they came on the field.
A man with a duck's voice shouted loudly inside: "The auspicious time has come!" ”
Suddenly, a bunch of people poured out from the inner courtyard, and in the middle of the front was an old lady with flowers and willows. Everyone sat in the middle with the old lady, and then, row by row, men and women saluted.
As soon as I stopped, I heard another commotion outside, and Sanniang hugged four or five handsome men who were delicate and tender. Sanniang bent forward, knelt down and saluted, and shouted: "I wish my mother happiness such as the East China Sea and longevity than Nanshan!" ”
It's okay not to see Sanniang, but when she saw Sanniang, the old mother of the Lin family stood up tremblingly, holding the dragon head and throwing it over fiercely: "You unfilial descendant, you want to be angry with me?" My good days have been ruined by you, get out, get out of here! Whose rabbit is that next to you, get out of here for me! Otherwise, don't blame me for not recognizing people! ”
Sanniang saw that the momentum was not good, and waved her hand to let the male pet behind escape from the house. The birthday has to go on, but the old mother's mood can't get any better. During the meal, he also scolded Sanniang for insulting the family, and the reputation of the Lin family for several lifetimes was ruined by him.
Don't say anything else, but the old mother is angry for her reasons. The old mother has a son and a daughter, the daughter is called Lin Fengjiao, the son is called Lin Fengxiang, and the son is now Sanniang. When she was eighteen years old, her mother expected Feng Xiang to get married, marry a daughter-in-law, and give birth to a boy and a girl for the Lin family. Who expects this turtle son, a good man does not have to do what a woman. Especially after he entered the dart game, he was even more lawless, and simply pretended to be a woman and married a husband. This makes the old mother face the ancestors of the Lin family after a hundred years. Think about it, but are you still in the mood to be long?
Sanniang was also aggrieved. Daddy and Mom gave him a man's body, but he wanted to be a woman in his bones!
Sanniang was depressed to death, and she couldn't enter the main hall, so she could only hide in the side room and drink alcohol. After half a pound of wine, he felt a little anxious, staggered out of the side room, and walked to the toilet in the backyard. There is no one around to support him, he doesn't like the girl, and the pampered pets around him are also kicked out by the old lady. Come on, move yourself step by step to the latrine, as long as you see it right, don't fall into the pit.
Coming to the toilet in a daze, swaying in, Sanniang looked up and suddenly saw a Wei ** person lifting a small coat. Was he dazzled? He leaned over and saw that it was really a man. It is said that this man is very tall, seven feet tall and has to go up, with sword eyebrows and big eyes, he is really heroic.
Hey, whose little brother is this? How had he never seen it? Could it be that the little guy brought by the guests of someone's house?
At this time, Sanniang was not in a hurry, walked over happily, and pinched someone's face: "Oh, you really like people, who are you with?" It's better to follow Sanniang, what you eat, drink, and spend is indispensable. ”
The person in front of him is the drunken spring who lurked in the mansion. Seeing that Sanniang was moving to herself, she was drunk and didn't fight in one place, and she knocked Sanniang to the ground with three fists and five palms. Zuichun stepped on Sanniang and taught him fiercely: "I have never seen such a shameless woman as you, what are you doing?" It's okay to go to the wrong toilet, and you still want to ** me as a seven-foot hero? Looks like you don't want to live anymore? ”
Sanniang only foamed at the mouth with a smile, it seems that the yellow soup has been poured a lot. Zuichun glanced at Sanniang and said, "Bad luck, it's really bad luck!" Met such a drunk woman. ”
He was about to throw off his legs and walk, when Sanniang suddenly pulled out the belt from his waist and wrapped it around Zuichun's legs. Immediately afterwards, Sanniang turned over, sat on Zuichun's body, and tied Zuichun with three times and five divided by two.
Sanniang also woke up, Shou didn't worship anymore, and returned to the dart game with Zuichun satisfied.