It turned out that Wu Yong's plan to invite the turtle into the urn was to invite Xie Wu into the village to drink, and at the wine table, take advantage of his unpreparedness to take Xie Wu. The owner of the village was killed, and the minions below must have dispersed, and at that time, Hutou Mountain was also included in the village, isn't this a once-and-done solution?

To put it bluntly, the use of martial arts is just useless, and this long-term plan is just to read some books, learn the Zhuang dance sword, and aim at Pei Gong. Thinking that Chu and Han were competing for hegemony, Xiang Bo set up a Hongmen banquet and invited Liu Bang to the banquet. During the banquet, Xiang Zhuang danced the sword, waited for Xiang Yu to break the cup, and took the opportunity to win Liu Bang. I didn't want Xiang Yu to be indecisive and let Liu Bang go, until he came to Wujiang and hated him for a hundred years.

Nowadays, the use of military force is just a new use of the old method, and it is just copied from it. Duan Yong hadn't read a book, and he thought that this trick was thought of by martial arts, so he praised it greatly, and only praised the military master's clever plan.

In the evening, there is no interest in drinking on the Twin Snake Cottage. In the past, when the wealth went up the mountain, everyone divided the gold and silver, and drank a large cup of wine, how happy! But today, there is no wine, there is no meat, and the minions are very complaining that Lu is calling chickens, thinking that he has no ability, and he has not beaten Zhang and scolded the duck, and several truckloads of goods have been robbed by them.

Among them, there was a minion named Chen Jiu, who was indignant in his heart, drank two more glasses of wine, and scolded in the village. It just so happened that Lu called the chicken on duty this night, and when he heard him scolding, he said in his heart, he was angry during the day, and he still had to be scolded by you this night? called two or three minions, and beat him a hundred boards.

This Chen Jiu was beaten a hundred boards for no reason, and his heart was angry. While Lu didn't care about the chicken, he took his injured ass to the opposite cottage. The cottage on the other side thought he was a spy, so he had to interrogate him again. Chen Jiu only shouted to see the owner of Xie Zhai, and there was a close matter to report. The minions on duty at night saw that he was in unbearable pain. Only then did he show great sympathy and tell the owner of the village. Xie Wu heard that he was from the Twin Snake Mountain. He got up from the bed and let him into the village.

Chen Jiu also entered the Fenjin Hall. came to Xie Zhai's room and kowtowed to the villager's owner with the pain in his buttocks. Xie Wu saw that there was faint blood oozing from his buttocks, and said, "You stand up and lean on to speak!" ”

Chen Jiu was very grateful, and he had the feeling of meeting the master.

Xie Wu asked, "You did a good job in the Double Snake Mountain, what are you doing here with me?" We are the same cottage and eat the same meal, so why toss and turn? ”

Chen Jiu hurriedly said: "Village master, this is wrong. Although it is the same cottage, eat the same meal. But it's not the same if the rice is good or bad. Besides, if the little one really can't get along on that mountain, he doesn't want to toss like this. The little one suffered some setbacks, and he was really aggrieved in his heart. As he spoke, he told him how Lu called the chicken to beat him for a hundred boards: "He himself has no ability to fight, but he causes others to suffer." Do you think you can still mix it up in the village? Why should he hit a small 100 boards, if you want me to say, if he is not good at learning his own arts, he should beat himself 300 boards. "Speaking of which, my butt hurts terribly. Yo yo screamed twice.

Xie Wu was no better than Duan Yong, and thought that this was a bitter trick he made, so he smiled coldly and said, "In this case, I don't need you in this village." You'd better go home and farm. ”

Chen Jiu was busy kowtowing and crying: "The owner of the village doesn't accept me, where can I farm?" Chen Jiuli can't carry a hoe or pull a plow with his hands. I can only do this thing of going down the mountain and robbing the road. Ask the owner of the village to accept me, I have shocking news to tell the owner of the village. ”

Xie Wu was taken aback. He asked, "What news do you have to tell me?" You tell me first, I'll listen to it, if it's credible. I'll still take you as a bandit." ”

Only then did Chen Jiu tell the details of Wu Yong's design and Duan Yong's preparation to kill Xie Wu with a sword at the banquet. In order to thank Wu soon, Chen Jiu had to add oil and vinegar again. Sure enough, when Xie Wu heard this, he was furious, and he slapped the case and said, "Good you Duan Yong!" I don't design you, you design me first. How can there be you without me, with me without you. Since one mountain can't accommodate two masters, I will plan and kill you first. ”

After speaking, Xie Wu instructed Chen Jiu to go down, arrange a house, smear gold sore medicine, and recuperate temporarily. This Xie Wu sat on the bed and thought for a while, and ordered Zhang to call the duck, so admonished, that care, discussed for more than an hour, and then went to sleep.

Early in the morning of the second day, Xie Wu was practicing martial arts in the martial arts training hall, and heard a report from outside that an invitation to the Double Snake Mountain opposite was delivered. Xie Wu was still dancing with his twin swords, and said, "Let him come over." ”

After a while, a small minion came in, first kowtowed on the ground, asked the owner of the village to be safe, and then respectfully handed the invitation to the owner of the village. Xie Wu put down his double knives, took the invitation, opened it, but said that the eighth day of the third month of March was Duan Yong's birthday, and Xie Wu was specially invited to go up to the banquet.

Xie Wu threw the invitation aside and asked, "I remember that last year your owner was the eighth day of October, how did this year become the eighth day of March?" Feelings: The owner of your village was born twice by his mother, but it didn't work? ”

The minion was shrewd and clever, and said with a smile: "Let the owner of the village make fun of it." It turned out that the owner of my village was indeed the eighth day of October, but since last year, he married a little lady in the village. This little lady is very powerful, saying that the fortune teller said that the eighth day of October is unlucky, and it is better to die early, not as good as the eighth day of March. The owner of my village was a little afraid, so he obeyed the instructions of the little lady and changed it to the eighth day of the third month. ”

Xie Wu nodded and said, "I see." In this way, I also want to hold a scene to congratulate the owner of your village. ”

The minion hurriedly kowtowed and said, "The little one replied to my village owner, saying that Xie the village owner will come early tomorrow morning, okay?" ”

Xie Wu said: "Then let's say so. ”

On this day, the cottages on both sides were very calm, and no one came down to rob the road, which was the first time that there were cottages. In the words of the village, as long as the head is there, you have to go down the mountain and rob the road. But today, the minions don't know why, the owner of the village actually ordered not to go down the mountain to rob the road. There was a minion who was so curious that he secretly went to ask Zhang Scolding Duck, knowing that he was close to the owner of the village, and wanted him to ask the owner of the village to see what the situation was. Zhang scolded the duck and opened his mouth to scold: "Is it your business to rob or not?" The owner of the village said that if you don't rob, you won't rob, you want to rob yourself. ”

The minions were split and quarreled twice, and had to come back in disgrace. The other minions saw that he touched the ash on his nose, so they had to go back to sleep with a muffled voice.

Early in the morning of the second day, after Xie Wu got up, he still ordered to come down and rest for a day today, and he was not allowed to go down the mountain to rob the road. The minions naturally didn't dare to ask, and when they saw that the owner of the village was dressed neatly, they went out with only Zhang Scolding Duck.

No need to ask, Xie Wu and Zhang Xuya must have gone to the opposite cottage to celebrate their birthdays. Although the cottage on the opposite side is also heavily guarded, most of them have already received Duan Yong's orders, and they don't ask a word, and they let Xie Wu and Zhang Scold Duck into the village.

The banquet was placed in the Fenjin Pavilion. There is a big table, the table is very neat, and the rest is placed in the martial arts training ground under the pavilion. Duan Yong sat in the middle, saw Xie Wu and Zhang Scolding Duck, and hurriedly got up to greet him: "Lord Xie Zhai has arrived, please hurry up!" ”

Duan Yong saw that Xie Wu only brought a scolding duck with him, and said in his heart, it just so happens that today is your death date. Duan Yong sat in the middle, next to him sat the little military master Wu Yong, Duan Yong sat on the head Xie Wu, and Zhang scolded the duck standing behind, with a big backpack on his back. Lu Zhaoji stood behind Duan Yong, and when he saw Lu Zhaoji, he glared fiercely. Zhang scolded the duck and turned a blind eye. Lu called Jixin and said, let you live for another moment, and you will see the king of Hades in a while.

Xie Wu took out a gift from his arms and handed it to Duan Yong and said: "The birthday of the owner of the village, there is nothing to give, and it is not a tribute to give a small gift." ”

Duan Yong took the Yiyi and saw that it was a pawn ticket from the Ai family's pawnshop, with a pair of Ruyi hairpins written on it. Duan Yong said in his heart, he gave me the things he grabbed the day before yesterday, and asked me to go to Beijing for a trip to spend some money, he really thought about it. But he said thank you: "Thank you to the owner of the village, let the owner of the village break the bank." Come on, call the chicken, and pour wine for the owner of the village. ”

Lord Xie Zhai was very unhappy when he heard this name, called a chicken, what kind of chicken is it called? Am I looking like a chicken? He didn't know that Lu called the chicken by this name, but he didn't mean to scold him.

Lu called the chicken to step forward and pour a glass of wine, and Duan Yong and Xie Wu did it. Duan Yong said: "There is no small qu'er wine in our cottage. Let's let the chicken practice some knife skills, and we will watch it more lively. ”

Xie Wuxin said, it started so soon, but he said: "That's very good, let's bark, the chicken starts practicing." ”

Lu called the chicken and smiled, carried a single knife, and screwed the field. To say that this Lu is not very high, otherwise he would not be defeated by Zhang Scolding Duck at the bottom of the mountain. But at this moment, Lu called the chicken just putting on a flower shelf, but it was also dancing beautifully. After dancing for a while, Lu called the chicken to point a single knife at Xie Wu, and was about to stab him in the neck in an instant. This Xie Wu was very calm, and he didn't know how to avoid it, he was still holding a chopstick of beef, just chewing. Lu called the chicken so excited that his heart was about to jump, okay, he was about to get it. When the single knife in his hand was only half an inch away from Xie Wu, he didn't know that his head was covered by something, and before he could react, the head fell to the ground, and in an instant, it turned into blood.

It was just a matter of blink of an eye, and by the time Duan Yong reacted, the cover-like thing had already flown steadily into Zhang Scolding Duck's hand. Zhang scolded the duck and put it back in the quilt.

Duan Yong shouted: "Blood drops! You have drops of blood in your hands! ”

Xie Wu stood up and said with a smile: "Brother, I don't have this blood drop, how dare I go to your Hongmen banquet?" I said Master Duanzhai, you are too uninteresting, I am kind enough to celebrate your birthday, but you want to take my life. My Xie Wu's life is so easy to take? ”

The atmosphere at the banquet froze instantly, and the little military master Wu Yong said, "What did Lord Xie Zhai say?" The owner of my family Duan Zhai sincerely invited the owner of Xie Zhai to come over for a drink, what is the matter with the owner of Xie Zhai holding a drop of blood in his hand? "The military advisor deserves to be a military advisor, and he can still fight a rake at this time.

At this time, Xie Wu sneered, stood up and said to Duan Yong: "Don't talk nonsense, I and the Lord of Duan Zhai know it in our hearts. Today, he only took the blood drops to try his knife, and tomorrow Xie Wu will ask for more than just a head. After that, Xie Wu took two chicken legs from the table, handed one to Zhang Scolding Duck, nibbled one himself, and actually took Zhang Scolding Duck down the mountain. (To be continued......)