A group of mules and horses slowly passed by the Twin Snake Mountain. The old man sitting in the sedan car is named Gu Mingzhen, who is over 70 years old this year, and has been working as a dog supervisor in the palace dog shop, that is, an official who helps the emperor raise dogs. This year's New Year's Day has passed, and he is already seventy-five years old, not to mention raising a dog, and he can't walk anymore, so he went to the court and asked to go home for the elderly. Gu Mingzhen learned that Double Snake Mountain and Hutou Mountain have not been peaceful recently, so he walked in time for the fifth watch, and it was just noon when he arrived at Double Snake Mountain.

The servant who followed was so tired that he looked at the sun and asked the lord if he wanted to take a break and have a meal. Gu Mingzhen coughed twice and scolded, "What do you eat with your eyes?" I didn't see that this section of the road was very steep, so hurry up and hurry for me, and I can't stop for a moment. ”

The servant did not dare to defend himself, and gave him a few lashes on his horse. The horse was whipped and quickly ran forward.

Suddenly, a whistle was heard, and a gang of bandits jumped straight from the mountain, each driving his horse, flickering and rushing straight down. The first man in his twenties was the first to block their way.

The horse was frightened, its front hooves were raised, and it was almost thrown off by the servant. The servant secretly shouted that it was not good, but this time the master guessed it, and he really encountered a bandit. Gu Mingzhen in the sedan car was turned upside down, opened the sedan curtain and scolded: "You bastard boy, looking for death?" But just say two words to you, you have such a big temper. Can you die if you are hungry for one meal or two? Sooner or later, you will know that you are powerful? ”

As soon as the words fell, he found that they had been surrounded by bandits, and hurriedly spoke: "Grandpa on the mountain is naturally easy to talk. ”

The leader of this man in his twenties is named Lu Zhaoji. When he was born, it was the fourth watch, and his mother gave birth to him when she was asleep, and she thought he was noisy. He was called a chicken. Lu called the chicken to hold the horsewhip in his hand, and said with a smile: "The old man in the sedan chair." I'm sorry for you, these brothers are going to take them to the mountains. Saying. Three hundred and sixty lines, the line is out of the doorway. This is the bowl of rice that the brothers eat, and you should not complain about the cruelty of the brothers. We still have rules in Double Snake Mountain, don't worry, old man, the brothers promise to give you the Sichuan capital to go home. ”

At this point, Gu Mingzhen has nothing to say, seeing that the other party is so powerful, she can't beat others, so she can only hurt people's lives in vain. It's better to think you're unlucky and walk away. Fortunately, he had already purchased some family property in his hometown, and the title deed was enough for him to support himself. So, Gu Mingzhen smiled bitterly and said, "If the little brother can leave a hundred and ten taels of silver for the old man, the old man will feel the holy virtue of the little brother." ”

"That's nature," said Lu. He waved his hand and said to the minions behind him, "Brothers, unload the goods and go up the mountain to divide the gold and silver." ”

The minions in the back cheered in unison, and then scattered around, unloading all the household belongings that Gu Mingzhen had accumulated all his life. Although Gu Mingzhen's heart ached. But at this time, I can't take care of much, after all, my life is at stake.

Lu asked the chicken to sit upright on his horse and check to see if anyone was stealing illicit goods. Seeing that the cargo of several mule carts was about to be emptied, a group of men and horses jumped out of the hill in front. The leaders of this group are still men in their twenties and twenties. He also rushed down and stopped in front of the mule cart.

This man called the chicken but knew it, and shouted: "Zhang scolded the duck." What are you here to do? ”

It turned out that this man's name was Zhang Scolding Duck. When he was born. Mother was chasing ducks by the river. Accidentally, a son was born. By the way, he named Zhang Scolding Duck. Zhang Xuya and Lu Zhaoji were originally from the same village, and the two have known each other since childhood and often play together. Later, Lu Zhaoji was thrown into the Yong Village of the Double Snake Mountain, while Zhang Xuya was put into the Xie Wu Village of Hutou Mountain opposite.

Zhang scolded the duck and waved his hand, and a group of minions under his command surrounded the family. Zhang scolded the duck and said: "As the saying goes, half of the meeting, so much gold and silver treasures, brother, why are you embarrassed to swallow it alone?" ”

Lu shouted and said angrily: "Let go of your mother's bullshit, open your duck eyes wide, this is the boundary of my Double Snake Mountain, acquaintances, get out of my way!" ”

Zhang scolded the duck and said angrily: "Call a chicken, don't be embarrassed!" I'm talking to you well, you're still energetic, aren't you? I'm going to be in a bad mood, and you can't take any of this thing. When the time comes, don't say that your brother won't give you face. ”

Lu yelled and scolded, "You bastard boy! You also don't want to think about who rescued you when you fell bare-butted into the river when you were a child? You're kicking your nose at me now? ”

Zhang scolded the duck to listen to him expose his shortcomings, and also scolded: "The guy with a heart and an eye is not as big as an asshole!" At that time, how much did you steal from me, and when did I ask you? I ate half of your steamed buns, and you didn't talk to me for a whole month. You're ungrateful! ”

The more the two scolded, the more they scolded, the more they scolded. This one scolded him for giving birth to a son without an asshole, and that cursed his daughter-in-law for stealing a man, in short, how to come about it as ugly as it sounded, and how to get rid of hatred. I didn't stop scolding for half an hour. This is very painful, the old man Gu Mingzhen who is waiting to hurry.

He got out of the car tremblingly and asked, "Two young masters, you discuss slowly, how about the old man take the first step?" ”

The two said in unison: "Hurry up!" ”

Gu Mingzhen said again: "Which master gave the old man the money?" We discussed it before. ”

Lu called the chicken and scolded: "The master is not in the mood at this time!" ”

Zhang scolded the duck and scolded: "I didn't take your goods, why did I give you silver?" ”

Gu Mingzhen was stunned, not knowing what to do. Lu called the chicken and Zhang scolded the duck and began to scold each other again, and finally became angry, Lu called the chicken to jump off the horse and shouted at Zhang and the duck: "Don't talk nonsense first, let's see the kung fu under the knife." ”

Zhang scolded the duck and jumped down, dancing with a single knife and shouting: "Fight, fight, who is afraid of whom?" You didn't beat me when you were bare-assed, are you awesome now? ”

The two said they would fight. Lu called the chicken to hold an iron rod in his hand, Zhang scolded the duck and brandished a single knife, the two of them came and went, and the table tennis was very lively.

Another half an hour passed, and Lu called the chicken and gradually fell into the wind. After more than a dozen moves, Zhang scolded the duck and cut off the iron rod on Lu Zhaoji's hand. Zhang scolded the duck with a knife, and the single knife only pointed at Lu called the chicken's neck.

Zhang scolded the duck and smiled: "Now, are you convinced?" ”

Lu Zhaoji had no weapon in his hand, and he was threatened by a single knife on his neck, so he could only snort, turned his head and said, "You can kill it!" ”

Zhang scolded the duck and said, "What's the use of me killing you? Whatever you say is also a friendship when you are bare-assed, I just want property, you take your people with you. ”

Seeing that he was defeated, it was useless to stay any longer, so he waved his hand and said to his brothers, "Brothers, let's go!" ”

As a result, the minions of Double Snake Mountain rejoiced and watched the people of Hutou Mountain move their belongings up.

At this time, Gu Mingzhen stepped forward again and said to Zhang Shuya: "Since the master has moved away from the old man's house, give the old man some silver to go home." ”

Zhang scolded the duck and pushed him: "Lu called the chicken and said that he would give you the travel fee, and it was not me who scolded the duck." Listen, the master is busy, get out of the way! ”

This time, Gu Mingzhen was really stupid, she was stunned for a while, and had to say to the servant, "Let's go." ”

The servant asked, "Master, how can we go home without entanglement?" ”

Gu Mingzhen was angry, slapped the servant in the face, and said angrily: "Get out of your mother, even you have entertained your master?" If you don't have entanglement, can you still starve to death when you go home? ”

The servant was slapped in the face, sat on the mule cart depressedly, whipped the horse fiercely, and said, "Get out of your mother, can't you go?" Ye just won't give you forage, and you have to rush to Ye when you're hungry. ”

It is said that Lu called the chicken to come in a hurry, returned in defeat, and returned to the cottage with his minions. When I entered the gold hall and saw the owner of the village, I knelt down and cried: "The little one has no ability, and the goods were snatched away by the bastard Zhang Scolding Duck in Hutou Mountain." The brothers worked in vain. ”

Duan Yong said angrily: "What did you say? Who stole our goods? ”

Lu called the chicken to take them down the mountain, robbed Gu Mingzhen of several cars of household goods, and was about to move up the mountain, but without thinking about it, Zhang scolded the duck and stuck a lever and forced the goods to be snatched away. ”

Duan Yong stood up and scolded: "Idiot! In this line of work, we specialize in robbing homes and robbing people's property, how can we be robbed by others? Are your hands and feet used to? Won't beat him with a few sticks? ”

Lu called the chicken ashamed and said: "The little one has no ability, and he can't beat him." ”

Duan Yong scolded again: "Bastard! Have you fed the pigs after eating in the village for so many years? Duan Yong was furious and shouted: "It's so useless, pull it out and cut it!" ”

As soon as the owner of the village ordered, the two minions immediately stepped forward, grabbed Lu and dragged the chicken out. Lu called the chicken and hurriedly kowtowed and begged for mercy. At this time, a man who looked like a scholar stepped forward and said: "The owner of the village will spare his life!" ”

The name of the person who spoke was Wu Yong, and the owner of the village called him a small military division, and he has always been known for his wisdom and close to demons.

Wu Yong stepped forward and persuaded: "Don't be angry first, this matter has to be discussed in the long run." ”

Duan Yong was very serious about this little military division, listened to Wu Yong's persuasion, temporarily suppressed his anger, and asked, "Is there any military strategy?" ”

Wu Yong pushed in and asked: "I'll ask the owner of the village first, how are you going to deal with Hutou Mountain after killing the chicken?" ”

Duan Yong said angrily: "What can I do? It's just a dozen. If you don't breathe this out, Duan Yong, I, the owner of the village, don't be it, let the brothers follow me, and my face will be gloomy. ”

Wu Yongwan said: "The idea of the owner of the village is naturally good, but the two armies are fighting, either dead or wounded, the victory is not divided, you fight me, you pinch me, when is it a head." If you want me to say, one mountain can't accommodate two tigers, so it's better to think of a long-term strategy. ”

Duan Yong heard something interesting, his anger gradually subsided, he drank the two minions, and shouted at Lu: "Spare your dog's life first, next time you can't beat Zhang Scolding Duck, you can find a rope and hang it yourself." ”

Lu called the chicken and hurriedly kowtowed to thank him, and only said in his mouth: "The little one is going to practice, and strive to beat Zhang Scolding Duck next time, and give the owner of the village a long face." ”

Duan Yong asked Wu Yongdao again: "What is the best way to ask the military advisor?" ”

Wu Yong said lightly: "It's better to outwit than to take Wu, let's think of a good way, invite the turtle into the urn, kill Xie Wu directly, and level Hutou Mountain, isn't it a long-term solution?" ”

Duan Yong hurriedly asked, "How do you invite the turtle into the urn?" (To be continued......)