Chapter Ninety-One: The Theory of Super Cattle Employment
The fat teacher's powerful means are exquisite, and the person who can tell the names of the students in the class at a glance shows that his cultivation skills are profound. In this way, the whole class was full of energy and listened to the fat teacher's superb speech.
The fat teacher first wrote the four big words "I want to be employed" on the blackboard, and then pointed to the four big words and said: "Everyone follow me, the louder the better, it is best to let the students upstairs and downstairs also hear, have you listened?" ”
"Yes!" The students said in unison.
The fat teacher recited aloud: "I want to be employed!" ”
"I want to get a job!" The students shouted in unison, and their voices were extremely loud.
"I want to get a job!" The fat teacher shouted again.
"I want to get a job!" The students shouted.
After shouting this time, the fat teacher put the chalk on the table and slowly walked down from the podium with his fat figure shaking. When he walked to the third row, he pointed to a female student sitting at the fourth table and said, "I noticed just now, the whole class shouted the lowest about you, you stand up and go to the podium to tell everyone about the idea of employment in your heart." ”
What the? This is also too good, the fat teacher not only has good eyes, but also ears, so many people shout together, she can hear whose voice is the lowest?
The female student slowly stood up from her seat and said in a very low voice, "Teacher, I have an uncomfortable throat today, cough cough." ”
The fat teacher glared at her and said with a smile: "Very good, if this is the job you are applying for, are you standing in front of the recruiter and saying that your throat is uncomfortable?" ”
The female student was scared into a cold sweat, and said in her heart, this teacher is too tricky, right?
The fat teacher continued: "If you want to graduate, you have to overcome any difficulties, whether you go to the stage to give a speech or not, you can do it yourself, your name is Sun Shanshan, right?" ”
Sun Shanshan shrunk her neck when she heard this, and walked slowly to the podium. Sun Shanshan is an introvert, standing on the stage in front of more than 80 students and a monster teacher, she was nervous and couldn't speak at all, she introduced herself in a hurry, and then ran off the podium with a red face.
"Did you see that?" The fat teacher said, slowly walking towards the other students.
"Will such a student be able to find a job after graduation? No, you can't even say it, how do others hire you, do you want to be an employee of a dumb company? ”
"No, now there is no dumb company, you can't be employed without eloquence, then you will be unemployed!"
The fat teacher spoke very harshly, but his words also went straight to the heart, indeed, if today's podium is the stage for graduation applications, then Sun Shanshan is obviously a contestant who was eliminated instantly.
The fat teacher went around for half a circle, walked in front of Wang Buer, and said, "This classmate's name is Wang Buer, right?" Just now, you shouted the loudest, and you went to the podium to tell everyone about your thoughts on employment and give them a demonstration. ”
Wang Buji stretched out his hand and pointed to his nose and said, "Me? ”
The fat teacher nodded and said, "It's you." ”
The students suddenly felt that danger was coming, and their voices were carried to the podium, and their voices were also carried to the podium, and no one could guess what the fat teacher thought.
Wang Buji gritted his teeth and walked on the podium very fearlessly. He is no stranger to the speech king, he is the deputy squad leader in the class, and he will replace Wei Xiaobao to make a speech if he has nothing to do, besides, this kid has a thin mouth and something in his head, and he is not stage frightened after taking the stage.
Standing on the podium, Wang Buji first coughed, and then introduced: "Hello everyone, my name is Wang Buji, I really didn't think about the idea of employment before, but we joined this class, which gave me some ideas about employment. The origin of an idea is short-lived, but I think it will affect me for the rest of my life.
I think that employment should be a concern for us, and we should have considered the severity of employment before we graduated. It is undeniable that in the case of the increasingly severe financial crisis, we are facing more and more difficulties in employment, so I think that in order to get employed, we must actually put it into real life. For example, we take advantage of our spare time to do internships to learn some skills that can be used in social work, and when we are employed, they will be our capital.
Also, speaking of capital, I think we should apply for more certificates, now it is a qualified society, without the corresponding diploma, even if you are a working genius, no company will hire you.
Alright, that's my talk. ”
At the end of Wang Buji's speech, he bowed deeply on the stage and walked off the podium with a bright smile. Then, the classroom remembered the tide of applause, his speech was so wonderful, if there is a gap between the students, the gap between the female student and him just now is too big.
The fat teacher also clapped his hands and said: "Did you hear it, this is the talent of the future, if he interviews with Sun Shanshan, who do you say the recruiter will choose?" ”
Everyone was dumbfounded, and the answer was obviously very obvious.
The fat teacher walked up to Li Xiaojian at this time, and said with a smile on his face: "Classmate Li Xiaojian, you can answer this question." We all know that the hottest thing on the campus network recently is Li Xiaojian, come, let us listen to this immortal-level big man talk about it. ”
As soon as the fat woman said it, the whole class applauded, and most of them wanted to see Li Xiaojian's jokes.
Li Xiaojian scolded in his heart: "You have a lot of things, not only your eyes and ears are good, but your nose is also smart." ”
There was no way, since the fat teacher called his name, Li Xiaojian had no choice but to walk to the podium. A month ago, he would have been nervous if he had stood on the stage, after all, he had to face more than 80 students alone. But now Li Xiaojian is no longer what it used to be, even big names like Xi Shi, Mother-in-law, and Liu Yong have seen it, and they can still care about such a small scene.
Standing on the stage, Li Xiaojian first looked around, and in the eyes of everyone, he could see everyone's various psychological activities. Overall, more than half of them wanted to see him laugh.
Clearing his throat, Li Xiaojian smiled and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Li Xiaojian, in fact, I don't need to introduce everyone who knows me, I think I will talk about the idea of employment later, I want to talk about our teacher first." ”
Li Xiaojian asked the fat teacher, "May I ask this teacher's surname?" ”
A trace of displeasure flashed on the fat teacher's face, but he still replied, "Don't give your surname Pang." ”
"Oh, hello Fat Teacher." After Li Xiaojian finished speaking, he deliberately pulled his voice, he just wanted to pronounce "Pang" as "fat", so as to make fun of the teacher. Sure enough, after he shouted like this, his classmates laughed.
Teacher Pang was still smiling, nodded slightly, and stretched out his finger for Li Xiaojian to continue.
Li Xiaojian continued: "None of us are employed, so naturally we will not understand the hardships of employment, and the fat teacher has experienced employment and naturally knows more than us." So, the fat teacher knows more than us, and she still asks us, so what is her purpose? ”
Li Xiaojian was silent for a moment and said, "She doesn't have any purpose, I think she just wants to understand what we think in our hearts." Don't think I'm talking nonsense, in fact, I have already told you about my views on employment. ”
The classmates were stunned, and the fat teacher was also stunned.
Li Xiaojian stretched his voice and said: "In fact, employment is an assessment, but also a choice, as soon as the fat teacher entered the room and called the names of all our students, let us read aloud, she can find Sun Shanshan's introversion from everyone's voices, find Wang Buer's boldness, find the character of our classmates here and simply understand our inner thoughts." This is a kind of assessment.
However, each of us is different, and the road ahead will be different. It is not that good eloquence will ensure that you will be employed, nor is it that you have to stay at home if you have bad eloquence. We are studying architecture, and there are many positions in the construction industry, including managers, technicians, budget personnel, and workers, and we will choose our respective positions according to our personal ability after graduation. This is the choice.
Therefore, we should not worry too much about employment, but should consider what we want to pursue after graduation. If you want to be a worker, now is the time to exercise, so that you can have more strength when you are bricking. If you want to be a leader, now is the time to speak up, communicate more, and show that you have leadership qualities. If you want to start your own business, now is the time to reach out to the outside world and build good relationships.
I wanted to go it alone, so I didn't have much hope of finding a job. Thank you, and that's it! ”
It wasn't until Li Xiaojian stepped down that the students in the class burst into loud applause, and Teacher Pang also came over and clapped his hands and said, "Li Xiaojian, I think you should be a speaker!" ”