After returning to the courtyard, Yue Lao had already revived his mother-in-law, but her mother-in-law's head was squeezed very tightly, and she needed to recuperate for a period of time.

The arrival of Wei Jie caused an uproar in the courtyard, and Pan An felt that Sister Feng's injury was completely caused by Wei Order. Xi Shi felt that King Lanling took advantage of her when he was moving stones in the water, and the two went to fight on the roof after recovering their bodies. The most troublesome thing is that many female classmates tracked down the courtyard, and the key is that they were stunned by the Wei Ladder and walked over involuntarily.

Liu Yong looked at the demented female students outside and said enviously: "It would be nice if they were like this for me." ”

Diao Chan kicked him and scolded, "Just like you, go find a ghost." ”

Sister Feng used her mana to restore these female classmates to normal, and then asked Yue Lao to erase their memories and send them back to school.

Li Xiaojian felt that Wei Rank was indeed charming enough, and he had no deterrent effect on these people who came from the underworld, but modern people really couldn't stand it, even he felt that Wei Rank was too beautiful, if he was also a woman, he would definitely follow Wei Rank no matter the ends of the world.

Li Xiaojian secretly dragged Wei Jie to the room and asked, "Xiao Wei, are you really good at cosmetology?" ”

Wei Jie was stunned and said, "How can I know that thing, brother-in-law, can you disfigure?" ”

"You want to be disfigured?" Li Xiaojian roared: "Give me that face, please." ”

Wei Jie grinned and said, "Brother-in-law, to be honest, I was killed by this face in my last life. ”

Li Xiaojian said jealously: "Then you give it to me, I like the feeling that others are infatuated with me, especially so many beauties." ”

Wei Jiedao: "There are also dinosaurs." ”

While the two of them were talking, Sister Feng walked into the house and said, "Wei Jie, don't leave the courtyard in the future, otherwise it will be very troublesome." ”

Wei Jie hurriedly waved his hand and shouted: "Sister Feng, please spare me, I was locked in the house for twenty years in my last life, didn't I travel here just to see the outside world." ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Xiaojian understood, why Wei Jie's was not curious about the new world at all, it turned out that this guy's head was blank in his previous life, thinking that it was still his dynasty.

Sister Feng waved her hand and said, "No, you are so beautiful, the girls nowadays can't stand it when they see you." ”

When Wei Jie heard this, he hurriedly grabbed Li Xiaojian's arm and begged: "Brother-in-law, please, say a few good words in front of Sister Feng, I will suffocate to death if I hold it here." ”

Li Xiaojian pointed to himself and said, "You believe me? ”

Wei Jie said with a crying voice: "Letter, brother-in-law, you are the greatest, I will listen to whatever you say in the future." ”

Li Xiaojian nodded and said, "That's good, come with me, I promise to give you a makeover." ”

Sister Feng grabbed Li Xiaojian's arm, glared and said, "Don't make trouble, take Wei Jiejie out now, something big will happen." ”

Li Xiaojian smiled: "Don't worry, I have a way." ”

After speaking, Li Xiaojian dragged Wei Jie to the courtyard and asked again: "You are obedient to whatever I say in the future?" ”

Wei Jiejie swore an oath, "Yes, except death. ”

Li Xiaojian smiled: "That's not it, if I let you marry someone?" ”

Wei Jie hesitated for a moment and said, "Brother-in-law, it's okay if it's not like my mother-in-law, and Pan An and I can't afford to fight." ”

Li Xiaojian snapped his fingers and said, "Oh, come with me." ”

After speaking, Li Xiaojian dragged Wei Jie towards Sister Feng's room, and shouted as soon as he arrived at the door: "Diao Chan, do you still have that cosmetics?" ”

Diao Chan stuck his neck out of the window and replied, "I still have some stock, but I want to keep it for myself." ”

Li Xiaojian shouted: "It's okay, I'll ask Du Sanniang to deliver the goods in the afternoon, and I'll just return it to you when the time comes." ”

Diao Chan thought for a moment and said, "Do you count?" ”

Li Xiaojian assured: "Talking doesn't count, the sky is thundering." ”

Diao Chan stuck out his tongue and said, "Okay, for whom?" ”

Li Xiaojian pointed to the guard and said, "Give it to him, just play your normal level." ”

Diao Chan glanced at Wei Jie, pouted, and said, "He's already handsome enough, at least the most handsome man I've ever seen." ”

Li Xiaojian pushed Wei Jie over and said, "Yes, I also think he is the most handsome, so it depends on your level of performance." ”

handed over the Wei Rank to Diao Chan, Li Xiaojian couldn't have trusted it more, her makeup level was enough to turn the male god into a beggar.

Sure enough, when Wei Jie came out, he had already changed his appearance, and only now did Li Xiaojian understand the truth that the male god who was very popular on the Internet was called a real male god after destroying his image. The Wei Rank was indeed subverted to its original state, the eyebrows had become straight eyebrows, the eyes had become larger, the lips had become red and thicker, the cheeks were blue, and the hair was a mess.

However, the transformed Wei Rank still has a transcendent temperament, and a male god is a male god, Li Xiaojian Ken guarantees that the transformed Wei Rank will still fascinate thousands of women. He really suspected that Wei Jie was good at beautifying his face.

Since Sister Feng has been promised, you can't just let Wei Jie go out, after thinking about it, Li Xiaojian grabbed Wei Jie and said, "Do you really want to go out?" ”

Wei Jie's head nodded: "Brother-in-law, I swear everything." ”

Li Xiaojian said: "Then you listen to me, you must take Yang Guifei with you when you go out." ”

"Why?" Wei Jie wondered.

Li Xiaojian said: "Don't ask so much, just listen to my arrangement." ”

Wei Jie's aggrieved nodded and said, "She's so fat, I'll be with her...... Well, it's better than not letting it out. ”

A morning hurried over, after lunch, Li Xiaojian was going to call Du Sanniang and Fat Liu to deliver the goods, Diao Chan said that he was going to go to Dadongmen in person, so he asked Xi Shi and Liu Yong to accompany her, and he was going to the school to see. didn't go to class for nearly a week, although Zhang Yulong supported him, he was also afraid of causing public outrage, after all, he was a celebrity on the campus Internet.

When he came to school, everyone looked at him differently this time. Many students ran over to curry favor with Li Xiaojian and asked him for the phone numbers of Pan An and Xi Shi. Of course, Li Xiaojian refused, but he didn't get any benefits from it, and many students gave him things.

After arriving at the office, Li Xiaojian distributed the delicious food to a few people in the dormitory, and then asked, "What class is in the afternoon?" ”

Wang Buji said: "Graduation and career guidance. ”

"And this class? How I don't know. Li Xiaojian was surprised.

Wang Buer explained: "It was added temporarily, saying that the current employment form is severe, and it has become a must. ”

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said, "Then I have to listen carefully." ”

Thinking of employment, Li Xiaojian suddenly felt a headache, could he really live like this all his life? If Sister Feng's mission is completed, will he become a street beggar, with no job, no money, and no ability?

While he was thinking wildly, someone coughed at the door, and then a fat woman with a figure comparable to Yang Guifei swayed and walked in.

Looking at this woman, Li Xiaojian knew the theory that he had not seen her before, and suddenly realized that if Yang Guifei saw her, she would definitely worship her.

After the fat teacher entered the room, he first looked at the students, and finally his eyes fell on a student who was playing with his mobile phone, and shouted at the top of his voice: "This classmate, please stand up and answer my question!" ”

This classmate was playing a game, and when he was called by the teacher, he stood up abruptly and said in a panic, "What's wrong?" ”

The fat teacher smiled evilly: "No, I asked you to answer a question." ”

When this classmate saw the fat teacher, he shrank back in fright, and said in a panic: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I'm not from this class, I went wrong." ”

"Wait, what's your name?" The fat teacher stopped him and asked.

The classmate panicked: "My name is Zhang Dehao, what's wrong, teacher?" ”

The fat teacher slapped the table and said, "Are you still good-looking?" Just look at you, I've already seen your admission files, and you're a classmate in this class. ”

Zhang Dehao shrunk his neck and said, "The teacher is really tall." ”

The fat teacher glanced around the class, and then said, "Before class, I have checked all your files, and I told you Teacher Wei Xiaobao that no one is allowed to skip class in my class." I've counted, now there are 78 people, and there are still 4 people who are not there, if I remember correctly, there are Zhang Jingjing, Gao Bing, Han Shichuan, Li Bokai, these four people are not there, right? ”

After the fat teacher asked, the whole class was silent, Li Xiaojian sighed in his heart, this girl is too awesome, not only wrote down the names of the 82 people in the class, but also remembered the appearance, and can recognize all of them in such a short time, it is a god! Don't blame Yang Guifei for wanting to be fat, it seems that fat people have smart brains.

Seeing that no one spoke, the fat teacher shouted: "After class, you tell these four people and ask them to find me, if I can't see them, the assessment of this course will be zero, and this subject will directly affect your graduation grades, and if you can't pass, you won't be able to get your graduation certificate, do you hear?" ”

The fat teacher's voice was very majestic, a roar frightened, the whole class shuddered, everyone was secretly glad in their hearts, fortunately they came to class in the afternoon, otherwise this study would have been in vain.

Li Xiaojian said in his heart: "If I don't come, can Zhang Yulong do this guy?" ”