Liu Yong's head was kicked by a donkey, and until he woke up the next day, he couldn't understand why the donkey could stand on one leg. Yue Lao couldn't stop laughing when he saw Liu Yong, because only he could understand the power of the donkey.

After breakfast, Li Xiaojian accompanied Sister Feng to buy vegetables, and Diao Chan was going to get a haircut. There is no vegetable market around the school, and every time I buy vegetables, I have to walk for half an hour to go to Guodian Town.

Diao Chan's curiosity about the new world is far less than Xi Shi's, but she is very interested in the men on the street. Walking on the road, Diao Chan will pay attention to every man who passes by, for fear that which ** will treat her badly, and then she will kick other people's balls without hesitation.

Li Xiaojian was a little depressed when he walked beside the two, why did he follow an ugly monster every time he came out? He always felt that Sister Feng was an eyesore, but he was helpless.

Guodian Town is a small town on the outskirts of J City, the town is not large, but the residents here seem to be rich. Each house is a two-storey building with a separate courtyard, like a group house. People here live on the second floor, the first floor is a warehouse, some have converted the first floor into a shop, some have been converted into a billiard hall, some have been converted into a garage, in short, the living space here is very rich. To have such a house in J City is considered a first-class family.

Although the sparrow is small, the facilities in Guodian Town are very complete, except for the big shopping mall, there is basically everything. The bazaar in Guodian Town is very large, located in the center of the town, occupying dozens of hectares of land, and various shops have been built in it. Walking into the bazaar, Diao Chan's interest was aroused. She was born in troubled times, and she has never seen such a comfortable shopping life.

"Wow, look, there's a lot of fish." As soon as Diao Chan entered the market, he pointed to the fish market and shouted.

They entered through the east gate of the market, which happened to be a seafood market, and the seafood stalls were arranged in three rows, the first two rows were fish, shrimp and crabs, and the last row was shellfish.

As if he had never seen a fish, Diao Chan walked to a stall selling river fish, poked out his white and tender little hands and grabbed a big carp. In front of the fish stall is a large wooden basin with half a meter of water, oxygen in the water, and more than a dozen different fish in the water, the largest of which is the large carp that Diao Chan is catching.

The carp was swimming in the water, looking very comfortable, with its head half-floating above the surface and a pair of bubble eyes rolling around. When the big carp saw the palm stretched out by the sable cicada, it immediately sank down.

"Hey, come out quickly." Diao Chan said as she lay on the edge of the fish basin and looked inside.

At this time, the big carp spat out a bubble and surfaced from another direction, and when it saw the sable cicada, it didn't move, and it forgot to swim when it floated on the water. Maybe the sable cicada is so beautiful that the carp forgets to swim.

"Don't run!" The sable cicada screamed, and grabbed the big carp with both hands.

In an instant, the big carp weighing five catties was caught in the hand of Diao Chan. Diao Chan vigorously scooped the carp out of the water and put it to his mouth with the meaning of stepping forward and kissing it.

The big carp was hugged by the sable cicada, and it didn't even struggle? Li Xiaojian's eyes are wide, he has heard that Xi Shi has the beauty of "sinking fish", is it also Diao Chan? It seems that there is indeed a kind of magic in the four beauties.

Just when Li Xiaojian and the people around him were surprised, the big carp might feel a lack of oxygen and move in Diao Chan's hands. The tail of the fish is swinging, the body of the fish is shaking, the five-pound carp is difficult to control, the time is not big, the sable cicada is taken by the carp and shakes, but her hands are thrown to death and pinching the body of the fish.

"Let it go, or you'll suffocate the fish." The owner of the fish seller was in a hurry, he was afraid that Diao Chan would pinch the fish to death.

The big carp opened its mouth wide and kept gasping, and its body did not move, as if it was struggling with its last breath. Then the big carp closed its eyes again and stopped opening its mouth. Diao Chan was a little frightened, thinking that the fish was dead, and was about to put it in the fish bucket, when the big carp used all his last strength, and slammed towards Diao Chan's chest.

Diao Chan was hit by a big carp, unstable for a while, and leaned crookedly on Li Xiaojian's body. Li Xiaojian felt a soft thing in his arms, and then smelled a strange fragrance, which he had never smelled before, but as soon as he smelled it, he felt nervous paralysis, and countless passions swayed in his heart.

The big carp hit Diao Chan and immediately fell, however, just as it was about to land, Diao Chan raised his right foot in a hurry. She didn't want the carp to fall to the ground, so she was going to catch it with her foot.

However, her feet were too powerful.

"Smack!" With a loud bang, the big carp had already flown out, falling six or seven meters away, and its body twitched a few times before freezing there.

"Ah, Xiaoyu, I'm sorry." Diao Chan hurriedly ran over, patted the carp, and said apologetically. She wanted to catch the carp, but she habitually raised her right foot, and as a result, she kicked the fish to death.

"Eldest sister, this fish doesn't have balls." Only then did Li Xiaojian understand why those people were kicked out of the balls, it turned out that Diao Chan's kung fu was on his feet. There was no way, Li Xiaojian had to pay for this big carp.

Leaving the fish market, Diao Chan was a little sullen, and Sister Feng explained: "It's okay, let's just go back and eat." ”

"But I'll kill it." Diao Chan pouted and said.

"It's okay, if you don't kill it, we won't be able to eat it." Li Xiaojian said.

The three of them came to the vegetable area as they spoke, and the vegetables here were basically pulled from the greenhouse, the prices were cheap and the dishes were rich. Looking at the four or five rows of vegetables, Sister Feng scratched her head and asked, "What kind of stuffing do you eat?" ”

Diao Chan quickly ran to a vegetable stall, picked up a tomato and asked, "Xiaojian, what is this?" ”

"Tomatoes." Li Xiaojian replied.

Diao Chan picked up another cucumber and frowned, "Can you eat this thing?" What is your name? ”

"This is a cucumber, not only to eat, but also to you women as a treasure. Didn't you have any vegetables at that time? Li Xiaojian frowned.

"Xiao Jian, what are you talking about, what can be used as a baby for a woman." Sister Feng said angrily when she heard this.

Li Xiaojian hurriedly explained: "Cucumber weight loss, and beauty." ”

"Come on, you must be thinking nonsense." Sister Feng glared at him and said.

At this moment, Diao Chan picked up the eggplant and beans again, and gestured back and forth, looking very curious.

Looking at Diao Chan's cute appearance, Li Xiaojian was amused, and suddenly, he was inspired and said, "Sister Feng, why don't we have a messy dumpling?" ”

"Trapping?" Sister Feng frowned.

Li Xiaojian said: "It's to put all the dishes that can be put together, and then chop them into stuffed dumplings." ”

"Is that okay?" Sister Feng was a little unconvinced.

Li Xiaojian nodded and said, "It's delicious, I've eaten it once before." ”

"yes, let's buy some, then I can taste them all." Diao Chan also came over and said.

In the end, Sister Feng bought all the dishes she could eat and put them all into the storage ring. Li Xiaojian found that it was the most correct choice for Sister Feng not to throw away the storage ring, and sometimes this thing really works.

"Xiaofeng, how did you get this thing?" Diao Chan stared at Sister Feng's storage ring and asked.

Before Sister Feng could answer, Li Xiaojian grabbed the words and said, "It was given to him by the Jade Emperor." ”

"Really? The Jade Emperor also has a crush on you? Diao Chan exclaimed.

Sister Feng glanced at Li Xiaojian and said, "I really have nothing to do with the Jade Emperor, he just gave me something to use." ”

After Sister Feng finished speaking, she found that Li Xiaojian and Diao Chan were looking at her, so she lowered her head. She found out, and the more she described it, the darker it became.

Li Xiaojian found that Diao Chan was still staring at the ring on Sister Feng's hand, so he asked, "Do you like this?" ”

Diao Chan clapped his hands and said, "Well, I like it very much." ”

Li Xiaojian said, "You wait for me for a while." ”

After speaking, Li Xiaojian quickly ran to the grocery stall, where everything was sold, like the kind of ring that Sister Feng wore on her hand. Li Xiaojian spent three yuan to buy a fake ring, and it was the kind that could adjust the size of the ring.

Li Xiaojian dragged Diao Chan's hand over and put the three-yuan ring on her, and from a distance, the ring was exactly the same as Sister Feng's.

"Wow, Xiao Jian, I love you to death!" Diao Chan saw that the ring was on his hand, like a bride who was about to get married, so he jumped up and kissed Li Xiaojian's forehead.

"Huh?" Li Xiaojian was a little dizzy, and happiness came too violently.

The three of them took another turn in the market, and Sister Feng pulled Diao Chan towards a barber shop. It's a medium-sized barber shop with four or five barbers in it, and there aren't many people getting haircuts today, so you don't have to wait in line.

Diao Chan was on guard as soon as she entered the barbershop, and she watched the barber cut the hair on people's heads, and there was a look of fear in her eyes. Diao Chan pulled Li Xiaojian's sleeve and asked, "Won't this kill people?" ”

Li Xiaojian didn't bother to explain, and asked Sister Chaofeng, "Are they like this when they come?" ”

Sister Feng shook her head and said, "That's not true, Xi Shi just clicked the barber as soon as he came in." ”

"I'm dizzy, okay then." Li Xiaojian sighed and explained to Diao Chan: "This thing is similar to you back then, and it won't die." ”

As he was talking, a very thin barber came over and asked softly, "May I ask who of the three cut the hair?" ”

Li Xiaojian pointed at Diao Chan and said, "Cut her shorter." ”

The barber glanced at Diao Chan, then stretched out a hand to touch Diao Chan's hair, and asked, "This lady's hair is so good, I think she should do a weightless perm, which will increase her charm even more." ”

As soon as the barber finished speaking, Diao Chan frowned and muttered, "Why did you touch me?" ”

As soon as Diao Chan spoke, Li Xiaojian immediately ran towards the barber and turned around to block in front of him.

"Ahh Li Xiaojian blocked it in a timely manner, if he was half a step late, it was estimated that the barber's balls would be wasted. The barber's balls were not kicked, but Li Xiaojian's ass was hit hard. At this time, Li Xiaojian was facing the barber, and when he stepped down, he and the barber hugged each other closely.

Because the barber's body was too thin to withstand the force from behind Li Xiaojian, the two actually hugged each other and fell to the ground, and what was even more blood-spurting was that at the moment of falling, Li Xiaojian's lips were attached to the barber's lips.