Chapter 40: Kicked in the head by a donkey
After leaving "One Street", Li Xiaojian was in a terrible mood, originally looking for fun, but he became a stuffy chicken. Liu Yong really couldn't guess how he did it, so he told him a big truth.
"Xiao Jian, do you know why He Shen is so rich that he is rival the country, but I am poor?"
Li Xiaojian shook his head and said, "I used to think you were a Qing official, but now it doesn't look like it." ”
"Then do you know that the two of us fought together, but neither of us won or lost?"
Li Xiaojian shook his head even more: "Maybe your IQ is too high." ”
"Do you know why I am famous and he is notorious?"
Li Xiaojian affirmed this time: "He is a corrupt official, and you are a clean official." ”
Liu Yong waved his hand and said with a smile: "Otherwise, there are good officials in corrupt officials, and there are fools in clean officials." In fact, I can summarize these three questions for you in one word: 'opposite'. Maybe you feel that this has nothing to do with the answer, so listen to me carefully. ”
"The young man Heshen was poor and afraid, and after becoming an official, he wanted to make up for the vacancy in his pocket, but his mentality was not good, and he changed from making money to greedy for money. And me? When he was young, he was not short of money, but after becoming an official, he felt that money was just an external object, and gradually became a breeze on his sleeves. Of course, this is only the surface, we all need money, and then we look at the second question. ”
"The two of us fought each other but no one won or lost, which seems to outsiders to be a matter of the upper class, but in fact, in private, we are very good friends, and most of my expenses are given by him. But the two of us have such a good relationship, why do we still quarrel in front of the emperor? This is a means of self-preservation, only if we confront each other, there is no threat to the emperor, and he will not be suspicious of anyone. ”
The second question just answers the first question, we must have a trigger for the confrontation, and that trigger is money. He embezzled so much, why didn't the Yellow Emperor kill him, because of me, he knew that I could restrain He Shen, even if He Shen had more money, it would return to the court after death, so we could survive. In order to contain Heshen, even if I do something wrong, the Yellow Emperor of Qianlong will not really do anything to me. ”
However, the third problem is what Qianlong did. After He Shen's death, he must take back the money, and the reason for taking it back can only be that he is corrupt, and that he must have an opposite to be a corrupt official, and I naturally became a clean official. ”
"Opposite?" Li Xiaojian listened to Liu Yong's words thoughtfully, and said after a long time: "Lao Liu, I didn't expect you to understand Marx at that time. ”
"What is Marx?" Liu Yong asked.
Li Xiaojian said with a smile: "Marx said that there is a 'contradiction' between everything, and the 'opposite' you said is the contradiction he refers to. ”
"Anyway, it's pretty much the same, I don't know what you heard in the kiln, but I'm going to tell you that all the qiē are opposites, and they live there for reasons why they have to live." Liu Yong said.
Li Xiaojian nodded, and instantly understood what Liu Yong said. A gust of breeze blew, and a trace of refreshment crossed his body, and Li Xiaojian's mood suddenly brightened. patted Liu Yong on the back and asked, "Lao Liu, how did you find that place?" ”
Liu Yong pouted and said: "In the morning, I wandered around and saw Zhenzhen at the door of the supermarket, I wanted to soak her, but I didn't expect her to do that, so we made an appointment." ”
"Looks like you're pretty careful about this." Li Xiaojian sighed.
"That is, life is rare and happy, and you can't waste your youth. However, in the future, it is better to find some genuine products, Zhenzhen's technology is really bad. Liu Yong said.
Li Xiaojian said helplessly: "That's it, what you used to look for was in the capital, how can it be compared here, when I have money, I will take you to Dongguan to open your eyes." ”
"You're talking about the computer?" Liu Yong asked with squinted eyes.
Li Xiaojian nodded and walked towards the courtyard.
Pan An and Yue Lao have already rested, Xi Shi and Diao Chan are watching a movie, and Sister-in-law and Sister Feng are cleaning up in the kitchen. Li Xiaojian went to the kitchen, looked at the two of them and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
Sister Feng and her mother-in-law were pounding garlic, and when they saw them coming back, they immediately shouted: "Xiao Jian, you also come to help, I plan to make dumplings tomorrow." ”
"What's the festival tomorrow?" Li Xiaojian was surprised.
Sister Feng said: "Let's go to the playground the day after tomorrow, this is not the dumplings that we want to get on the bus, the noodles that we get off the bus, so that everyone can eat better." ”
"It's not going to the execution ground, it's not necessary. But also, I haven't eaten dumplings in a long time, what filling? Li Xiaojian walked over to help peel the garlic skin.
Sister Feng shook her head and said, "I haven't thought about it either, let's go to the market tomorrow to buy groceries." ”
"Okay, don't be too tired, rest early." Li Xiaojian planned to go back to sleep after peeling a few heads.
"Stop!" Suddenly, Sister Feng yelled, walked around Li Xiaojian, frowned and asked, "Did you go to find a woman?" ”
Li Xiaojian hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "We're going to press the road." ”
Sister Feng glanced at him and snorted, "No, you have a woman's smell on you." ”
After speaking, Sister Feng walked to Liu Yong's side, sniffed and glared, "Tell me honestly, where did you fool around!" ”
Li Xiaojian glanced at Liu Yong and was about to run away, but saw Liu Yong and said very calmly: "Where can I go, Pan An wants to sell cosmetics, so we went outside and found a few small shops to try." ”
"Really?" Sister Feng turned her head and glared at Li Xiaojian.
Li Xiaojian nodded hurriedly and said, "Otherwise, what do you think we are going to do?" ”
"Okay then, accompany me to grocery shopping tomorrow." Sister Feng said very suspiciously, and continued to pound garlic.
Leaving Sister Feng's room, Li Xiaojian raised his thumb and said, "Old Liu, it's too tall." ”
Liu Yong smiled and said, "I used to do this before, but I'm used to it." ”
Just as the two were preparing to sleep, Li Xiaojian seemed to hear a strange sound, which came from outside the courtyard.
"Lao Liu, did you hear that?" Li Xiaojian asked with his ears pricked up.
Liu Yong was a little sleepy, blindfolded and asked, "What are you listening to?" ”
Li Xiaojian dragged him up, and when he came to the courtyard, he heard a humming sound coming from not far away. Liu Yong pricked up his ears and listened, and exclaimed, "There is a secret." ”
After speaking, Liu Yong ran out of the courtyard, Li Xiaojian stopped him, and said, "Call Sister Shangfeng, it is likely that the queen mother is taking revenge on us." ”
Liu Yong glanced at him and snorted, "What's the fuss, you can't hear this voice?" ”
"Can you hear that?" Li Xiaojian was surprised.
Liu Yong pursed his lips and said, "Just look at it in the past, you don't have any common sense at all." ”
It was late at night, the crescent moon climbed up the treetops, only Li Xiaojian's room in the courtyard was lit up, and the scenery in the courtyard was not very clear, but the distance of ten meters away could be seen. Walking out of the courtyard, there are tall poplar trees on both sides, and the sound comes from the poplar forest.
The moonlight was too dark, and the shadows in the trees looked eerie, and a cool breeze blew through it, making people feel chills. There was a humming sound from the depths of the woods, like a devil grinding his teeth and trying to swallow the world.
Li Xiaojian grabbed Liu Yong's arm and whispered, "Lao Liu, don't go, I'm a little afraid." ”
"Afraid of what? If you go, you'll know, there's a good show to watch. Liu Yong said confidently.
Li Xiaojian couldn't guess what the sound was, the unknown was the most terrifying, and every time he took a step forward, he felt closer to death.
Suddenly, Liu Yong stopped, dragged Li Xiaojian to a big poplar tree, pointed ahead and said, "Look, this guy is really fierce." ”
Li Xiaojian looked in the direction Liu Yong pointed, not far from the woods was a clearing, and in the dim moonlight, he saw a grave, the grave was full of weeds, like a woman's fluffy hair.
"Ahh Li Xiaojian couldn't help but exclaim, almost fainted, and was simply supported by Liu Yong.
"Look to the east side of the grave and look carefully." Liu Yong pointed and said.
The voice did come from the direction of the grave, Li Xiaojian coughed, and looked at it again with the courage to do so. Sure enough, there was something on the east side of the grave, and it was two black shadows. The black shadow was tall, one on the ground and one in mid-air.
The black shadow on the ground turned out to be four-legged, apparently an animal like a donkey or horse. The black shadow in mid-air stood on the ground with two hind hooves, and the two front hooves rested on the body of the black shadow on the ground.
Li Xiaojian felt that the black shadow in mid-air was a little familiar, but he couldn't see it clearly in the hazy moonlight.
"See? The donkey is mating. Liu Yong stabbed Li Xiaojian and said.
"Ah, is it really a donkey?" Li Xiaojian suddenly understood that the black shadow in mid-air was the donkey brought down by Yue Lao, and the black shadow on the ground was just a female donkey. He finally understood why the donkey ran outside at night, it turned out that he wanted to spread the next generation.
I don't know if the moonlight is too gentle, or the cemetery is easy to "get shot", Li Xiaojian can't guess why the donkey would choose such a place.
"Shhh Suddenly, with a long cry, the donkey turned its head to the two of them, and its long head shook vigorously, apparently driving the two away.
Li Xiaojian admired the donkey a little, it was lying on the female donkey, and the thrusting speed was extremely fast, and it was consistent for so long. Liu Yong suddenly burst into bad water, picked up a branch from the ground, and slowly walked in the direction of the donkey.
"Lao Liu, the donkey is smart, don't go over." Li Xiaojian hurriedly reminded in the back.
"This donkey is from heaven, if it moves the mortal heart, it will not be good, I will help it." Liu Yong said that he had reached the two donkeys.
At this time, the female donkey also noticed that someone was coming, and her two front hooves were raised, and a long neighing came from her mouth. Liu Yong lifted the branch and slammed it towards the female donkey's buttocks. It is said that donkeys are the most difficult to separate when mating, and he just wants to see if they can stand it.
"Lao Liu, you are wrong, that donkey is not in the sky, it is not under the control of the Three Realms." Li Xiaojian suddenly remembered what Yue Lao told him, and hurriedly reminded.
But his reminder was too late, and the moment Liu Yong shook up the branch, one of the donkey's hooves had already been raised, and with an extremely strange arc, it kicked Liu Yong on the back of the head, knocking him out at once.
Only then did Li Xiaojian find out that Liu Yong's head was kicked by a donkey.