When I returned to the courtyard, it was almost midnight, the light bulb in the house had been changed from 60 watts to 200 watts, and the TV was playing "Midnight News".

Xi Shi didn't feel about his new home, as if it didn't matter where he lived. But as soon as he entered the house, he walked straight to the TV, and then stroked the TV screen, frowning.

"Xiao Jian, I'll go cook something, and you accompany Xi Shi for a while." Sister Feng washed her hands and went to the kitchen.

"Okay, I'm sure I'll get the job done." Li Xiaojian replied briskly, when he saw Xi Shi, his heart was already rippling.

"Xiaojian, why are the people in here so small?" Shih Tzu pointed to the TV and asked repeatedly.

Li Xiaojian gritted his teeth, walked to Xi Shi's side and said: "I don't know much about this, probably after recording with a camera, carving it into a disc, and then passing those images into guò...... Something like this. ”

Li Xiaojian told him about his understanding of TV in as much detail as possible, and Xi Shi became even more confused after listening to it.

"Is it real or dummy?" Shih Tzu asked after thinking for a long time.

"The illusion of a real person, no, it should be the truth of a fake person, and it is not right...... Hey, let's tell you that. Li Xiaojian said and walked straight behind the TV, pulled the latch, and the TV immediately turned gray.

"Xiaojian, you killed them!" Shih Tzu screamed as he pointed to the TV.

Li Xiaojian immediately plugged in the latch, and the face of the news host appeared again on the TV screen.

"Wow! It's amazing, it turns out that you hid them. The high technology is so powerful that whoever had this thing at that time would definitely be able to win the world. Xi Shi looked at the TV and said with great fascination.

"Dizzy, are you still thinking about the world?" Li Xiaojian was completely speechless.

At this time, Sister Feng walked in with two bowls of chicken, put them in front of Xi Shi and said, "Sister Xi Shi is hungry, right?" ”

"It's really fragrant, why didn't you take it out earlier if you have this craft." Li Xiaojian hurriedly picked up the chopsticks, and he was so busy that he had already digested the little bit he ate at night.

"It's not for you to eat." Sister Feng moved the bowl away and glanced at Li Xiaojian with disdain.

"You...... Sister Feng, please, I'm so hungry. Just because I gave you that bowl of wontons in the morning, why don't you give me something to eat? Li Xiaojian pleaded. After seeing Sister Feng fight tonight, he didn't dare to play hard.

"You can't eat this thing, Sister Xi Shi just came from the underworld, and I put some special things in it." Sister Feng put two bowls of chicken in front of Xi Shi.

Xi Shi was staring at the TV screen, his two fists clenched very tightly, looking at the announcer who spit out words like Lan on the TV, and muttered with confusion: "Xiao Jian, when will that man appear?" ”

"Which one?" Li Xiaojian asked.

"It's the person on the TV in the house at the iron gate, Xiaofeng, just introduce me to someone like that in the future." Xi Shi said very seriously.

Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng glanced at each other, and both of them were stunned. It took Li Xiaojian three minutes to recall before he understood who the person in Xi Shi's mouth was, hurriedly walked up to Xi Shi, and comforted:

"Sister, Master Xing has retired, do you think I can do it?"

You're ...... It turned out that Xi Shi watched Stephen last week.

Xi Shi stared at Li Xiaojian for two minutes with the eyes of a presiding judge, then looked at Sister Feng again, smiled extremely embarrassedly, stretched out her green jade fingers and grabbed a piece of chicken from the bowl and stuffed it into the cherry mouth.

"Ah, it's scalding." Xi Shi just grabbed the steaming chicken leg in his hand and immediately threw it out.

Looking at Xi Shi's hot red fingers, Li Xiaojian wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, even if the Xi Shi beauty is good at grasping vegetables, she is so temperamental and charming, after all, it is thousands of years ago, and it is normal not to use chopsticks. It's just that Li Xiaojian doesn't understand, the women in the street imitate the sickness of Xi Shi in the legend, why is this?

"Oh, sister, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you." Sister Feng hurriedly tore off a piece of paper to wipe Xi Shi's hand, then picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and put it in her mouth to demonstrate.

"Oh. Is this also science? Xi Shi pouted and asked, and then learned from Sister Feng to pick up a piece of meat and put it in her mouth, her slightly closed mouth moved, and praised: "Well, it's much better to eat like this, science is really developed now." ”

"Sister Shih Tzu, how did you eat hot food at that time?" Li Xiaojian asked curiously.

"We have special gloves." Shih Tzu smiled shyly.

After Xi Shi was full, Sister Feng saw that there was too much chicken left, so she said to Li Xiaojian: "You can eat some too." ”

"Isn't it not suitable for me?" Li Xiaojian began to be hypocritical.

"Yes, there are some things in it that drive away yin and replenish yang, it's okay if you eat less. If you can't stand that thing under you, come to me, and I'll treat you. Sister Feng said with a smile.

Li Xiaojian shrunk his neck and looked at Xi Shi with expectant eyes. Who knew that Xi Shi didn't look at them at all, but stared at the TV in a stupid daze.

Li Xiaojian sighed helplessly, picked up a piece of chicken and put it in his mouth. The outside is tender and crispy inside, the entrance is fragrant, and then numb, and then the whole hunger nerve is driven, so that he can't help but chew quickly, and he is reluctant to swallow it, but if he accidentally enters his throat, the taste will reach the stomach in one step, and the whole body will be hot. It seems that Sister Feng has put a lot of effort into cooking in order to please the Jade Emperor, and if she really wants to capture a man's heart, she must first grab a man's stomach.

After eating a few pieces of chicken, Li Xiaojian felt a fever all over his body, and there seemed to be a heat energy in his body expanding. After putting down the chopsticks, I couldn't help but look at the two of them.

Li Xiaojian suddenly found that he was also too good. On the kang of his house, there are two women from the underworld, and one is a country and a city, and a kitchen god of ancient and modern times, if any man can have this blessing, his life will not be in vain.

Seeing Li Xiaojian's eyes staring at Xi Shi in confusion, Sister Feng twisted him and asked, "Xiaojian, aren't you sleepy?" ”

Li Xiaojian scratched his head, immediately pulled a quilt, and said, "Sister Feng, then I will wronged you tonight, there are only two quilts in this house, and Sister Xi Shi and I are just right." ”

"You, get out of here!" Sister Feng let out a super-loud lion's roar and directly blasted Li Xiaojian out.

"Sister Xi Shi just came, you can't let the family sleep by themselves......"

"Li Xiaojian, I let myself sleep, and I also put the quilt in the south room." Sister Feng smiled evilly and slowly closed the door.

Li Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, and reminded him that Sister Feng was not only ugly, but also very reserved.

There was no way, Li Xiaojian had no choice but to turn around and go back to the south room, but he just sat down, and quickly ran to Sister Feng's room, patted the window and asked, "Sister Xi Shi, how do you practice so well?" ”

Xi Shi definitely doesn't know spells, so weak but so powerful, maybe she has some martial arts cheats, ancient martial arts are very magical, if he can help him get through the second vein of Rendu, he will also be developed.

After a long time, Xi Shi patted the window and said, "It was General Fan who taught me, Xiaojian, I have something to find you tomorrow." ”

"General Fan?" Li Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and remembered that General Fan in Xi Shi's mouth was Fan Li. It seems that she really has a leg with Fan Li.

"What are you looking for me? Say no now? ”

"Go to sleep!" Sister Feng shouted loudly, and then Li Xiaojian felt a powerful wave of air coming from his chest, pushing him towards the south room.

It was really difficult to fall asleep lying on the eight-person kang alone, especially after eating Sister Feng's stewed chicken, Li Xiaojian always felt weird. There was no way, he could only come up with the oldest method in the end - counting sheep, and then slowly entered the dream.

In the haze, Li Xiaojian seemed to hear a melodious sound, the sound was clear, like water ripples, like a waterfall pouring down. Thinking about it, I thought it was a piano tune, but I felt that it was slightly different, this sound was tactful, rigid and soft, not like the sound made by the machine, but like the water and birds in the mountain nature.

Then, Li Xiaojian heard someone softly singing ancient songs, and the singing voice was ethereal, like a heavenly sound. I didn't understand the lyrics, but the melody woke him up like a dream.

Li Xiaojian slowly put on his clothes and walked away in search of Xianyin. The clean and unadulterated throat almost made his blood coagulate, it was really like a song, as if he had entered a place where clear water flowed in the mountains, birds chirped in the forest, and a breeze blew, and there was a green scene.

Li Xiaojian opened the door and looked outside, and couldn't help but be stunned. I saw a girl in a white dress slowly stirring the water, occasionally knocking on the basin, occasionally touching the basin, her long hair fluttering with the breeze, and two rows of white teeth were exposed between the cherry mouth, and countless moving melodies floated out from between the teeth and the tongue.

Who is this woman? Li Xiaojian knocked on the door of his head, and it took a long time before he came to his senses, pinched his face, and exclaimed: "It deserves to be the first of the four beauties." ”

Looking at Xi Shi knocking on the water and chanting softly, Li Xiaojian suddenly remembered the poem:

The jade finger plucked the strings and waned, and the water outside Gusu Tai opened.

The beauty smiled shockingly, and provoked the drunk fish to sink.

"If I were that fish, I guess I would have forgotten to swim. No, if I were the fish, I would jump out of the water and kiss it fiercely. Li Xiaojian couldn't help but sigh.

After Xi Shi finished singing, he waved his hands lightly and washed his face with water. Li Xiaojian pushed open the wooden door and clapped his hands: "Sister Xi Shi sings so well, it makes me feel refreshed." If you participate in "The Voice of China", I guarantee that the four mentors can be brainwashed by you. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and wash your face and eat." At this time, Sister Feng was wearing a gray cloth apron and shouted from the room. She also entered the drama so quickly, and directly regarded herself as a family nanny.

Li Xiaojian feels that he is still happy, he can be accompanied by beautiful women, and it is worth it to cook with a divine chef.

The bean porridge that Sister Feng boiled at breakfast, this is really hard to swallow, whenever Li Xiaojian sees the wriggling soybeans in the bowl, he thinks of Sister Feng's face of a genius.

"Sister Xi Shi, I want to ask you something." After eating, Li Xiaojian stared at Xi Shi with squinting eyes and said.

Xi Shi's eyes were removed from the TV, with a confused expression on his pink face, and he said softly: "What's the matter, it just so happens that I also have something to do with you." ”

Li Xiaojian swallowed his saliva, took out the shameless fearless spirit, and said with a smile: "I want to take you to the school for a spin." ”

"Okay, I'm just looking into the new technology right now." Xi Shi immediately said excitedly.

"No, I don't agree." Sister Feng immediately raised her hands in opposition.

"Why?" Li Xiaojian glared.

"That's going to cause trouble." Sister Feng's eyes widened.

Li Xiaojian pouted and snorted, "You won't lock them up in the courtyard for the rest of your life." ”

"I just don't agree anyway." Sister Feng also pouted.

Seeing that the two froze, Xi Shi patted Sister Feng on the shoulder and said, "Xiaofeng, it's okay, since we are here, we should always integrate into this environment." ”

"Look at the princess of Xi Shi, what she says makes sense." Li Xiaojian said immediately.

"Hmph, since Sister Xi Shi said it, let's go, but Li Xiaojian, I can tell you, you can't make a big deal." Sister Feng could only compromise.

"Don't worry, what can I do, it's just to go out and have a good time." Li Xiaojian assured, and then said to Xi Shi: "But Sister Xi Shi still has to help me, you have to remember that you are my girlfriend when you get to school, understand?" ”

"What's a girlfriend?" Shih Tzu asked curiously.

Sister Feng said angrily: "It's Madame." ”

"Oh." Xi Shi nodded very calmly, and then smiled at Sister Feng: "Xiaofeng, it's okay, you can satisfy Xiao Jian's vanity." ”

"Dizzy, girlfriend, you can't understand, but vanity can tell, you are the first person in ancient and modern times." Li Xiaojian almost fainted.

Sister Feng looked at Xi Shi suspiciously, and finally sighed and said, "If you want, you can do it, but I can make it clear, Li Xiaojian has no two things, and I don't agree to have a beautiful woman coming." ”

"Sister Xie Lafeng, Concubine Yang is coming, I promise not to take her out." Li Xiaojian swore an oath.