The fat six drank a little too much tonight, and the Concord School was on summer vacation, and their gang of local gangsters lost their business. Tonight is the first day of school, and they were going to do a big job, but who knew that the school had issued a notice that students were not allowed to leave the school after half past ten in the evening, which made several of them lose a good opportunity to make money.

At the end of the month, I will pay money to Brother Biao, and if I can't get any money, I'm afraid that a few people will be eliminated by Brother Biao. Although they can collect a lot of protection fees, they have just started school, and those vendors have no money. The brothers are all extortion and extortion, and they asked for it too hard last semester, and the police station has checked it many times, if it wasn't for Brother Biao to dredge up the relationship, they would have gone in a long time ago.

After drinking, the four of them parked the van in front of the university, but waited for half the night without seeing a suitable target. Just as a few people were about to go home to sleep, a man, two women and three people suddenly walked out of the school gate.

The men are thin, and the women are no threat to them at all.

"It must be a son-in-law, otherwise how would he bring two women out to open a house." Wang Xiaozhi lay on Fat Liu's ear and muttered.

Fat Six nodded and laughed: "Brothers, it seems that there is work to be done tonight." ”

"Sixth brother, wait. They are still at the school gate, and if they are too loud, they will attract the attention of the security guards in the school. Also, I always feel that something is wrong, a man with two women? It can't be fishing, right? The skinny monkey immediately stopped. Skinny Monkey is Fat Six's "military", and he is the only one in the gang who has a high school diploma.

"Fishing?" Fat Six was stunned for a moment, thought for a moment and said, "Drive up and see where they go." ”

Li Xiaojian and the three of them were indeed taken aback, although it was not peaceful near the university, but it was not yet 12 o'clock. Sister Feng went to an aristocratic school before her death, so she couldn't touch these. As for Xi Shi, she was even more confused, she was not afraid, but very surprised. Can there be so many people in the carriage now? Can the horse's eyes become so bright? Also, why don't these people wear buttons when they wear clothes?

Five people got out of the van, and at the front was a man who was not tall but very fat. Looking coldly, this person seems to have no neck, the whole round brain melon stands on his shoulders, and this person seems to have a watermelon in his stomach, and his legs are very short, and he walks like a round ball.

The fat six were followed by two tall and two short, and a thin short man was looking around, as if looking for something.

The five of them came to Li Xiaojian and the three of them, and the fat six shouted: "Don't move, robbery!" ”

Under the headlights, Li Xiaojian looked carefully, and when he saw the fat man shouting, he almost squirted out his dinner. This man is also too stumbling, his fleshy face is full of horizontal meat, his round nose seems to be attached to it, two small eyeballs are a little bigger than beans, two pig ears are hung with earrings the size of golden rings, a cigar in his mouth like a catfish, his head is shaved, and he is refracted by the light. The man was as ugly as he looked, like a potato out of the ground, and his face was crushed by stones.

Li Xiaojian couldn't help but glance at Sister Feng beside him, and suddenly felt that the two of them were a good match.

"Do you hear that? Robbery, hand over all the money. Wang Xiaozhi, the tall man beside Fat Liu, shouted, and the iron rod in his hand shook at the three of them.

Li Xiaojian was a little scared, but when he thought that Sister Feng could spell, he immediately calmed down. Li Xiaojian strode in front of Xi Shi, and asked Nuo Nuo: "Big brother, are you, are you robbing money or sex?" ”

Fat Liu looked at the three of them, and saw Sister Feng at first sight, and immediately jumped back, shook the fruit knife in his hand, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Don't calves, rob money!" ”

At this time, another tall thin man behind him walked over and smiled obscenely: "Hehe, sixth brother, the girl in the colorful skirt is good." ”

"Dead pockmarks, get out of the way." Fat Liu was frightened by Sister Feng, and he wouldn't rob him if he was killed. After speaking, Fat Six shouted at the three of them: "Don't talk nonsense to your mother, you three hurry up and hand over the money, don't force me to do it!" ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at Sister Feng, and then said to the fat man with a smile: "Sixth brother, if you rob money, you can find her." ”

As he spoke, he pushed Sister Feng forward.

"What about the catastrophe?" Who knew that Xi Shi behind him suddenly asked.

"Looking for you!" Li Xiaojian said angrily, when is it, you are still adding to the chaos. Actually, Li Xiaojian has a certain reason for saying this, Sister Feng has a storage ring given by the Jade Emperor, Xi Shi is naturally beautiful, and the fat man will be able to win a big one if he plays cards according to his routine.

"Dead Xiaojian, are you still a man? Go and destroy them. Sister Feng snorted.

Li Xiaojian shrunk his neck and said with a wry smile: "Men are not as knowledgeable as robbers. ”

"Hey! Whoever asked you to chat, hurry up and get the money out, or I'll leave a few holes in you. The fat man was a little impatient and glanced at Wang Xiaozhi.

Wang Xiaozhi comprehended, shook the iron rod and walked towards Li Xiaojian and the others.

In order to show his masculinity, Li Xiaojian took a big step forward and shouted in the tone of Fat Six: "Get out of the!" ”

As soon as Li Xiaojian finished yelling, all five people were stunned, and then they used three seconds of reaction time to scold together: "You stupid X, cut him!" ”

"Wait!" Li Xiaojian shouted in a long voice. The reason why he is so arrogant is because he knows that Sister Feng knows spells, and since the hole card is a king, then shout up.

The five of them suddenly stopped and stared at Li Xiaojian with an expression of looking at the dead, and the fat six said angrily: "You have a fart, let it go!" You know, playing me will end badly. ”

"Oh, I originally wanted to destroy you, but I'm too lazy to do anything with you, so let my apprentice clean you up." Li Xiaojian looked at Sister Feng as he spoke, and then said in a serious voice: "Xiaofeng, remember to leave a whole corpse for them." ”

"Real ink!" Sister Feng muttered disdainfully, pulled Li Xiaojian back, and greeted the five of them alone.

"Sixth brother, ghost!" When Wang Xiaozhi saw Sister Feng, he immediately took a step back and screamed.

"Don't talk nonsense, cut me off my face!" The sixth brother shouted angrily.

"Thank you, brothers." Li Xiaojian engraved the back and applauded, and said in his heart, if you really want to hit your face, you just need to beat your face, and by the way, you will help Sister Feng with plastic surgery.

Fat Six was enraged, and he waved a knife and just wanted to rush towards Sister Feng, but was stopped by the thin monkey, "Sixth brother, it's not good to cut people." We are robbers, not a triad society. ”

"Fuck off, who's a fucking robber, we're sheriff Black Cat, cut me! Dead count it mine. Fat Six was angered by Li Xiaojian just now. robbed near the school, basically shouted loudly, and those students obediently gave money, he was the first time he had met such a difficult master as Li Xiaojian.

"Sixth brother, think deeply." The thin monkey always felt that something was wrong when he looked at Sister Feng.

"Hey, hurry up, I'm still waiting to go back to sleep." Sister Feng was a little anxious, she stared at Li Xiaojian last night, and tossed for the first half of the night tonight.

"Come on, hack this ugly ghost to death!" The fat man shouted, and rushed towards Sister Feng with a fruit knife alone. I don't know if the four people in the back think that it is enough to deal with Sister Feng and their boss, or if they were frightened by Sister Feng, they didn't dare to rush over together anyway.

The fat man had a large center of gravity, and his knife was steady, and the fruit knife stabbed at Sister Feng's face with the sound of the wind.

Sister Feng didn't move, but quietly waited for the fruit knife to approach her eye socket, then stretched out her left hand to grab the fat man's arm and wrist, and then bent her right hand like a cat's claw to scratch the fat man's face.

"Ah, ugly ghost, let me go." The fat man screamed, his voice in agony, and he didn't know if he had a pain in his wrist or a pain in his face.

"Let you say I'm ugly, you let me say!" Sister Feng shouted while scratching the fat man's face with her fingernails. While scratching and throwing hard, the fat man who was about 200 pounds turned around several times like a rope.

After a while, blood flowed down the fat man's face, and under the headlights, Li Xiaojian was able to shed more than a dozen blood marks on the fat man's face.

"You guys give it to me!" The fat man only remembered his men at this time, and he shouted.

The four of them were a little frightened when they saw Sister Feng beating people like this, and they didn't react until the eldest brother shouted, brandishing a fruit knife and an iron rod and rushing towards Sister Feng.

The four of them had just run two steps, but they were stopped by Xi Shi.

"Why, I want to bully less with more." Shih Tzu glared.

Li Xiaojian hurriedly ran over and grabbed Xi Shi's weak arm, and said in a low voice: "Don't make a mess, Sister Feng can handle it." ”

Xi Shi ignored him, but took a step forward, stretched out his pink fist, struck at the wrist of the tall and thin man, and then raised his sandal-wearing foot high, and split a diagonal figure-eight mouth on his right leg. Although Shih Tzu's high leg lift caused her skirt to move up, and her white legs were a little bare, her foot was kicked on the tall and thin man's chest with unmistaken precision.

The iron rod in the thin and tall man's hand fell to the ground with a "dang chang", and the whole person flew backwards two meters away. Looking at Xi Shi's legs landing freely, Li Xiaojian opened his mouth wide in surprise, why didn't he know that there were suddenly two more martial arts masters around him.

"Get out!" Sister Feng yelled, threw the fat man to the side of the car, and walked towards the others.

Li Xiaojian glanced at the fat man in astonishment, and understood why Sister Feng didn't ** him. If his fleshy face is scratched by the phoenix claws again, he will really see the bones.

Sister Feng was puzzled, walked over and picked up the thin monkey, and glared angrily: "Am I ugly?" ”

"No, you're beautiful, you look like Shih Tzu." The thin monkey stared at Sister Feng's blood-dripping phoenix claws and trembled. They used to scare people, and they really didn't do much to do it.

"Hey, that's Xi Shi next to him, do the two of them look alike?" Li Xiaojian questioned after the carving.

Originally, Sister Feng was going to release the thin monkey, but when she heard Li Xiaojian say that, she immediately stretched out her phoenix claws, scratched the thin monkey's face more than a dozen times at a fast speed, and then picked off a front tooth and fell to the ground, still kicked a few times in anger, and said angrily: "Dare to insult the old lady, you owe a beating!" ”

"Eldest sister, I already said that you look like Xi Shi......" The thin monkey died and didn't understand why he praised Sister Feng and was beaten.

Sister Feng finished beating the thin monkey and walked towards Wang Xiaozhi. Wang Xiaozhi is the most sturdy among these people, with a large body and many muscles, it can be seen that Sister Feng came towards him, knelt directly on the ground, and said with a crying voice: "Sister, you are more ugly than Xi Shi, no, Xi Shi is not as ugly as you, no, you are not as good-looking as Xi Shi." No, it's Shih Tzu who is ...... than you."

Sister Feng was confused when she heard this, so she simply grabbed Wang Xiaozhi's head with her phoenix claws, then made up for it on the shoulder, and then scolded Wang Xiaozhi in the tone of the sixth brother: "You girl, get a calf!" ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly clapped his hands, spat at a few people, and scolded like Sister Feng: "You are a bunch of stupid X!" ”

This battle was completely won, Sister Feng was one against three, Xi Shi was single, and only one short man was left who had already run into the van and surrendered with both hands: "Don't fight, I'm the driver." ”

Seeing that these people were all falling, Li Xiaojian patted Sister Feng on the shoulder and praised: "Sister Feng, it's really a female man." ”

"You girl, ......" Sister Feng said and raised the phoenix claw to grab it, but when it came to Li Xiaojian's face, she took it back.

The robbers dragged each other into the van, and the sixth brother sat in the co-pilot, directing the quick departure. When the smoking van drove past Li Xiaojian, the sixth brother covered his vegetable garden face and dropped a cruel sentence:

"Ugly ghost, and you two bunny cubs, wait for me, I'll definitely be back......"

When Sister Feng heard this, she was so angry that her cheeks puffed up, and she didn't hesitate to spend her mana, stretching out her phoenix claws and scratching the wheels of the van. Suddenly, one of the wheels of the van broke away from the body, and the Fit rolled towards the garbage heap outside the school.

Li Xiaojian looked at the van that had lost a wheel lying on the ground, and sighed worriedly: "Poor baby, your life is so bitter, you actually offended the Jade Emperor's junior, hey! ”

"What did you say?" Shih Tzu asked suddenly.

"It's nothing, I just think they deserve it." Li Xiaojian pointed to the van and said.

Xi Shi shook his head and walked over, and sighed meaningfully: "Hey, don't you really think I heard it, if Sister Feng is the junior of the Jade Emperor, and you are his husband, then don't you wear a big green hat." ”

"You ......" faced Xi Shi and Li Xiaojian, it was really a word shortage.

Who knew that Sister Feng was unhappy, and took off the ring on her finger for a long time, but she didn't take it off. Angrily pointed to the night sky and shouted: "You listen, let me repeat again, I have nothing to do with the Jade Emperor!" ”