Chapter 20: The Donkey is Mighty
Xi Shi's defeat announced the end of this battle, it seems that the Queen Mother's mana is indeed strong, and just a lock of hair can make these people helpless. Li Xiaojian wanted to rush up and knock the man in sunglasses down, but at this time, he realized how terrible it was for Sister Feng to lose her mana.
Looking at these people, Li Xiaojian felt a burst of fear, they were all ruffians, and using a knife had already constituted a crime.
A mysterious smile rose at the corner of the man's mouth and walked up to the five of them. There was suddenly a knife in his hand, and the tip of the knife was pointing at Sister Feng's throat.
Sister Feng knew that she couldn't escape at all, so she simply closed her eyes with an indifferent expression. Anyway, I've died three times, so it's a big deal to go back to the underworld to play.
"Stop, she was sent by the Jade Emperor, if you kill her, the Jade Emperor will punish you." Seeing that the knife was about to stab his throat, Yue Lao hurriedly shouted.
The man in sunglasses tilted his head slightly, and sneered: "Kill you, will he know?" Even if he knew, I was just a lock of hair, and there was nothing I could do about it. ”
"Hmph, Queen Mother, you're too good at what you do." Yue Lao snorted.
"Haha, I can't do anything? I'm going to do things and the heavenly palace is in chaos, he can even look at such a woman, you say I ......" The man in sunglasses stopped talking, raised the knife in his hand, and stabbed at Sister Feng with the sound of the wind.
"Don't!" Li Xiaojian suddenly shouted loudly, and he didn't know where he got the strength, grabbed the arm of the man in sunglasses, and held it in his arms.
"Huh? Humble human, do you want to die first? The man in sunglasses turned his head to look at Li Xiaojian.
Li Xiaojian gasped and said: "You just want to die, I sue you, Sister Feng is now my woman, if you want to kill him, you must step on me first!" ”
Li Xiaojian's words made everyone in the audience stunned, and even he didn't know why he would say such a proud word. But at this moment, he also figured it out, since the queen mother's stand-in said that he wanted to kill all of them, they would all die anyway, it was better to brag before death, that would be more heroic. Of course, his thoughts are incomprehensible to others. Also, he was a little faint and afraid of being scared to death.
"Then I will fulfill you!" The man in sunglasses snorted, and the knife swung in the air, slashing at Li Xiaojian's neck.
It's over, let's die. Dad, Mom, my son is not filial. Queen Mother, right? I remember you, I have to make a mess in the underworld, you wait for me. At the moment of death, Li Xiaojian thought about these things in a mess.
"Shhh Just as the knife slashed at Li Xiaojian, a long donkey cry sounded.
"Shhh Another donkey barked, a white shadow floated by, and the man in sunglasses flew out like a rainbow, and the knife fell on the floor tiles with a crisp sound.
"Hey, you're not dead?" Li Xiaojian opened his eyes and found that a white-haired donkey appeared in front of him, and the donkey's tail was wagging around, as if he was showing off something.
"This donkey is too good, isn't it? Just one move? Spike. At this time, Pan Anzheng opened his mouth wide and said with a surprised expression.
"What a donkey." Xi Shi couldn't help but sigh.
There was a happy expression on Yue Lao's face, as if he was the donkey.
The donkey was indeed powerful enough, and it ran almost at a speed that people could not distinguish, raised its hind hooves with lightning speed, and kicked the man in sunglasses on the forehead with the precision of the tip of a needle.
"Whew!" A strange cry sounded from the man in sunglasses, and a black light flashed, drawing a strange arc, floating into the distance.
"Don't run!" Yue Lao suddenly shouted, and a white light mark floated out in his hand. The white light was like a large fishing net, trapping the black shadow, but in less than three seconds, the black shadow broke free from the fishing net and flew away into the distance.
"Hey, the Queen Mother's mana is too high." Yue Lao sighed: "But the donkey has already kicked her, and it will not pose a threat to us for a while." Donkey, you're amazing. ”
"Shhh The donkey barked happily, as if he understood Yue Lao's words.
"Whew!" Li Xiaojian breathed a sigh of relief and smiled proudly, so it seems that he is also a person who has come out of the ghost gate.
Just when Li Xiaojian was about to praise the donkey, he suddenly felt a soft thing burrow into his arms, and then he smelled a special fragrance.
"Sister Feng, who are you?" Li Xiaojian was a little stunned, Sister Feng actually cried on his shoulder, and the cry was so serious. "Don't cry, I'm not dead yet."
Seeing this, Xi Shi walked over and patted Li Xiaojian on the shoulder, pursed his lips and smiled: "I'm so happy." ”
Seeing this, Pan An and Yue Lao nodded and left in tacit understanding. However, before the old moon left, he erased some of the memories of those ruffians.
Sister Feng cried for a long time before she came out of Li Xiaojian's arms, during which Li Xiaojian analyzed her in her head with thousands of sentences, those thoughts were too sharp, and when the wind blew, Li Xiaojian forgot about it. However, before Sister Feng got up, Li Xiaojian was thinking about how good it would be if the woman in his arms was replaced by Xi Shi!
"What are you crying about?" Seeing that Sister Feng was normal, Li Xiaojian asked.
"I'm so moved, Xiao Jian, I didn't mistake you, I didn't expect you to be such a man just now, you were willing to die for me, I ......" Sister Feng said, and began to choke again.
"Yes, am I doing that for you? I don't want your blood to splash on me, so I just want to die first. Li Xiaojian said.
"Okay, I'm soft-hearted, I'm going to clean up the dishes and chopsticks." Sister Feng blushed and ran back to the house.
Looking at the back of Sister Feng leaving, Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "Do I have it?" I was really faint. ”
After a turmoil, those ruffians left the courtyard with the fainted man in sunglasses, and when Fat Six left, he deliberately searched out the 10,000 yuan and sent it to Li Xiaojian.
"Brother Jian, cover it more in the future." Fat Liu found out that Li Xiaojian is the boss of this area, and even the donkey raised at home is so powerful.
Someone sent money Li Xiaojian was naturally willing to accept it, but he didn't ask for the money, and he always felt that the thing was dirty. So he walked up to the old man who sold egg cakes, handed him the money and said, "This year's rent, is it enough?" ”
The old man who sold egg cakes hurriedly waved his hand and cried: "Brother Jian, if you take care of it more in the future, I won't accept this money, and you can live as long as you want." ”
"Take it! That's a lot of nonsense, am I the kind of person who eats and drinks? Li Xiaojian said sharply, then lowered his head and asked, "How is my wife?" ”
The old man looked decrepit and said with a wry smile: "Don't mention it, the body is useless, and I can't get up after only three times, and then I was caught by these turtle grandsons." ”
"Dizzy, you can still play three times if you don't use it?" Li Xiaojian had the urge to beat the old man.
"Well, at least eight times in one night." The old man shook his head and sighed.
"Damn, you're a**?" Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted.
The old man's face flushed, he pulled Li Xiaojian's arm, and said in a low voice: "Brother Jian, I have a secret, if you need it, you can find me." ”
"Your mother...... Old pervert, get out! Li Xiaojian raised his hand and wanted to hit the old man, but suddenly lowered his head and asked in a low voice, "What secret?" ”
The old man put 10,000 yuan in his pocket, said with a lewd smile on his face: "Take medicine!" ”
"You, get out!" Li Xiaojian really wanted to kick the old man back to his hometown, but he couldn't stand the skeleton of the terrible old man.
After the old man who sold egg cakes left, Yue Lao called everyone to have a meeting together. "The Queen Mother is injured, but she will never give up, we must pay more attention in the future."
"Second uncle, you said that so many of us can't even deal with a lock of hair, isn't it too cowardly." Li Xiaojian said.
Yue Lao sighed and said, "Hey, who said it wasn't, but the queen mother's mana is too high." ”
"It would be nice if Lao Liu came, he has a lot of ideas, maybe there is a way." Sister Feng frowned.
"Which old Liu?" Li Xiaojian asked.
"Liu Yong." Sister Feng replied.
"What? He's coming over too? Li Xiaojian jumped up and exclaimed, "Isn't Heshen coming?" ”
Sister Feng shook her head and said with a smile: "He Shen has already been reincarnated, and Lao Liu has more eyes, so I also want to come here to have a look." ”
"Oh, he's coming, I'm afraid the government won't be at peace." Li Xiaojian said in his heart, in the Qing Dynasty, this guy dared to deal with He Shen, and he had to make a mess with the court when he came here.
"Her father, her godfather, it's all her father, his mother, he**, it's all his milk......" Li Xiaojian's phone rang suddenly, it was Wang Buer calling.
"What's wrong? Second brother. Li Xiaojian said.
"Fourth, where's your computer?" Wang Buji asked anxiously on the other end of the phone.
"I brought it out, what's wrong?" Li Xiaojian was puzzled, every time Wang Buer called him, he was in a hurry.
Wang Buji said angrily: "There was a thief in the morning, we lost 3 laptops in the dormitory building, grandma's, mine was also stolen." ”
"What? You're not kidding, are you? Li Xiaojian said this a little gloating, there are two laptops in their dormitory, one for him and one for Wang Buer, fortunately Xi Shi wants to watch a movie, otherwise his will also be stolen.
"Whoever jokes with you, you don't lose it, I won't tell you. I called the police, and the police are investigating. After Wang Buer finished speaking, he hung up the phone in an atmospheric manner.
As soon as Li Xiaojian hung up the phone, the mobile phone was snatched away by Pan An, Pan An stared at the mobile phone screen and asked strangely: "Brother-in-law, how can this thing talk?" ”
"Well, this is called a phone, and you can hear the other party from any distance." Li Xiaojian explained.
"How far can you go?" Pan An frowned and asked, "From the Yangtze River to the Yellow River?" ”
"Nonsense, it's no problem to get from here to the Philippines." Li Xiaojian said and snatched the phone.
"That'...... How far is it from here to the Philippines? Pan An scratched his head and asked.
Li Xiaojian made a rough estimate and said, "You should ride a horse for half a year." ”
"Wow, it's so powerful, when will my brother-in-law get me one too?" Pan An looked fantasized, and he didn't know what he wanted to do on the phone.
Li Xiaojian thought for a while and said, "You go to the street, just find a random woman and ask her for a phone." "Pan An is so handsome, this requirement is still very satisfying for.
"Oh." Pan An nodded as if he didn't understand.
Li Xiaojian suddenly thought of something, pulled Pan An outside and asked, "Brother An, what kind of woman are you looking for here?" Do you think Shih Tzu is pretty? "He decided to help Sister Feng.
Pan An was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, I've already said it, just look for Sister Feng like that." ”
Li Xiaojian jumped up and asked, "Sister Feng, do you want this too?" ”
"Of course." Pan An suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately waved his hand and said: "But the wife of a friend can't be bullied, since Sister Feng chose you, I don't dare to think about it anymore." ”
Li Xiaojian hurriedly grabbed Pan An's wrist and said with a crying voice: "Brother An, please, think a little bit about her!" ”