Chapter 21: The Mother-in-law is Coming
Chapter 21: The Mother-in-law is here
After being busy at noon, Li Xiaojian suddenly remembered that there was a very important class in the afternoon, and after saying goodbye to a few people, he hurried to the school.
Li Xiaojian walked into the campus again, and the eyes of the classmates around him looked at him a little differently. Not many people knew that there was such a person as Li Xiaojian in Concord College, Tong Guò yesterday's donkey case, and Pan An's naked running case in the morning, Li Xiaojian has become a bright supporting role. Everyone always thinks that a man like Li Xiaojian who likes men is worthy of sympathy, and some people are jealous, Pan An is so handsome, he was ruined by Li Xiaojian's goods.
Of course, Li Xiaojian can completely block these gazes, but he is a person who has experienced strong winds and waves, can he still care about these? He is surrounded by people who are not only the underworld but the heavenly court, but they are much more fierce than Ji Biao.
When passing by the dormitory building, he found a police car parked underneath, and the policeman who was in charge of the donkey business was listening to the narration of several classmates, and the most exaggerated expression was the dormitory Wang Fuji.
In the afternoon, it was a measurement class, and this important part of the class was comparable to vitamins for Li Xiaojian in the past, and although it was not so essential now, Li Xiaojian still attached great importance to it.
After class, under the careful arrangement of the teacher, a group of four people, each group will receive a total station, and the course is to practice the erection of the total station, as well as simple positioning measurement.
The total station is a new instrument for surveying, and it is also a necessary measuring artifact for construction units. It is made of laser point-to-point, electronic mapping, and the distance of alignment of the prism can be up to 5 kilometers under good daylight. In other words, with a total station, you can see anything up to 5 kilometers with great clarity, and its lens is comparable to that of a military high-powered telescope.
This kind of thing is undoubtedly the best voyeur for college students at the peak of their adolescence, and no student can resist the temptation/temptation of casting their eyes on a 5-kilometer range and taking a look at the scenery. This is like an ordinary person who can feel the so-called release of divine consciousness from a master of cultivation.
Voyeurism is illegal, but everyone has a desire to voyeurize, and Li Xiaojian is no exception. Whenever he focuses the camera on those thinly dressed beauties, on the full and seductive breasts/room, and under the long skirt that inadvertently lifts his legs and leaks spring/light, that feeling will make his blood swell, his spirit tense, and his mind stagnate. The strong visual impact is the reason why every student wants to see the instrument. Female students are no exception, and they also want to do something bold, and although the college boys have not always dressed very well, the effect of the men seen through the binoculars seems to be more gravitational than that around them. Women love fantasies, and distant things are more beautiful than real things.
The first student set up the instrument and couldn't wait to look into the distance. Li Xiaojian could clearly see the excited smile on his face in surprise, and he probably would. It's just that Li Xiaojian has another fantasy today, if you buy a total station, the camera is always aimed at Xi Shi, especially when she is taking a bath, does it feel better?
"Hurry up and look at the badminton court, the woman is wearing a blue suspender." One of the students commanded, he didn't look at the equipment, and all he could see was the playground not far away.
"Below the No. 3 dormitory, the couple kissed." The student who took the instrument exclaimed, and then said angrily: "That man is so disgusting, he put his hand into the woman's skirt, what? He actually put a woman's hand on his little brother? Ah, what a squirt. ”
"Really? Hurry up and show me. Are they going to put on a live A/V in broad daylight? One student shouted impatiently.
"The time hasn't come yet, Xiaobing, take a look at the women's toilet on the first floor, is there an inside story? Then it's my turn. Another student said that he was afraid of wasting time, so he asked the first student to help him directly lock on to the target.
In the past, Li Xiaojian was more active than them, but after meeting Xi Shi, he didn't have such a strong fetish. It seems that the aesthetic thing can't be too high, otherwise it will cause visual fatigue.
"Say ten minutes per person, it's time, hurry up, it's my turn." The second student couldn't wait to grab the instrument.
The first classmate reluctantly gave way and complained: "You can help me take a look, how is the girl next to our head teacher?" ”
"Wow, from the nursing department, I've seen that woman, the beautiful woman who won the second place in the singing contest last time. Our head teacher is worthy of being called Wei Xiaobao, and he can even get such a superb product. The second student said enviously.
2nd place in the singing competition? Li Xiaojian was stunned suddenly, he remembered the singing competition in the first half of the year, and as the front-row audience, he basically knew the beauties on stage. At that time, what impressed him the most was the beauty who won the second place, Li Xiaojian still remembered that she sang "Fierce Love", and her voice was like heaven. However, Li Xiaojian thought about it at this time, the female student was average, and if she was compared with Xi Shi, her singing voice could not be compared. One is the upper string, while the other is the outer string.
"Hey, you'll help me look at the man lying on the window on the sixth floor in a moment, and see if I can take him down?" Towards the end of the second place, he pointed to the window of the school building and shouted.
Li Xiaojian looked at this guy with grass growing in his head, and sighed in his heart: It's really better to be a wife than a concubine, and a concubine is better than a steal. This kid is recognized as a handsome guy in the class, and his girlfriend is also a big beauty, but why is he still dissatisfied?
After the third classmate finished reading, it was finally Li Xiaojian's turn. In fact, Li Xiaojian's expectation for the total station is mainly to see the school's real room. He didn't tell those classmates, in fact, the most meaningful place in the school was the real room. In ten minutes, if you happen to see Sister Feng's guests, if you can see female guests by chance, if you touch your fart, you may be able to see a naked Diao Chan. Of course, no matter who you see, it's all naked.
The total station is really clear, and the focal length of the lens is adjusted, which is clearer than standing on the opposite side. Every grass and tree is very clear, Li Xiaojian can even see insects on leaves, cobwebs on flowers, and pimples on the faces of passers-by.
The camera focuses on the real building, and Li Xiaojian can clearly see the iron door of the morgue and the beating rats in the herbarium opposite. Those rats are scurrying around, but they can't escape the iron prison that binds them, and perhaps these rats are inherently sad and destined to be used as test subjects.
"Xiao Jian, why do you keep staring at the real building?" About five minutes passed, and the other three asked, somewhat surprised.
The real yàn building is the most uninteresting place, Li Xiaojian stared at it for five minutes, how could these people not be surprised?
Li Xiaojian didn't answer them, anyway, the total station was in his hands, even if it was aimed at the wall, no one else could care. Another two minutes passed, and Li Xiaojian was a little disappointed, it seemed that Diao Chan would not appear so coincidentally. However, just as Li Xiaojian was about to turn the camera, a black shadow floated in front of the camera.
Hey? Li Xiaojian adjusted the focus, looked for the dark shadow and left.
Sure enough, it was a person, and this person was only wearing half a curtain on his body, and he was wearing it backwards. Looking along the curtain, this person was really half-naked, and the two steamed buns on his chest confirmed that this was a woman. The woman's skin was a little dark, her figure was slightly fat, and the curtains were too small to cover her at all.
"Great! Lucky to be! Li Xiaojian couldn't help but exclaim.
Diao Chan messes with Dong Zhuo and them every day, and the black spots should be normal, but the body shape is a little unsatisfactory. Li Xiaojian slowly moved the camera up with fantasy. The face of the black woman was clearly reflected on the total station, a face that Li Xiaojian would never forget at a glance.
The face of the black woman is like a grandmother on the big stage of the opera, which seems to be even more exaggerated than that. At this time, the woman had a pair of small mung bean eyes and deep eye sockets, and she was looking at the total station. Maybe the black woman sensed that someone was spying on her, so she grinned at Li Xiaojian's total station lens in protest.
Oh my god! Li Xiaojian felt that the physical objects in his chest began to churn. The woman's teeth are also too scary, criss-crossing and stacked on top of each other, which is simply the legendary dinosaur teeth.
"Xiao Jian, it's time." At this time, the classmate who ranked first urged. This guy is wondering that Li Xiaojian can stare at a place for ten minutes without moving, and that place must have something more exciting than the live version of A/V.
Li Xiaojian steadied himself and handed the total station to the classmate, and then he finally couldn't help but run to the trash can next to him.
"Wow!" A mouthful of yellow foam spit out, and Li Xiaojian felt uncomfortable tumbling in his stomach. As soon as he straightened up, he saw the classmate running over with his mouth covered, and before he reached the garbage can, he spat out a grain of rice on the ground with his mouth.
Looking at the classmate who vomited more than once, Li Xiaojian patted him on the back sympathetically and said, "Dude, hold on." ”
After speaking, Li Xiaojian walked quickly towards the real building. Since that person came out without clothes, he must be Sister Feng's honored guest. But this man, though ugly, was clever enough to know how to tear down the curtains to cover them.
Li Xiaojian was sure that the black woman would definitely not be Diao Chan, if she looked like this, she could make Lu Bu kill his godfather, and he wouldn't believe it.
The total station looked close, but Li Xiaojian walked for ten minutes to reach the real building. Since it was class time, it was very quiet around the building. When Li Xiaojian arrived, the black woman was gone.
Li Xiaojian looked around again, but still didn't find the ugly woman. Just as he took out his mobile phone and was about to let Sister Feng locate it, he suddenly felt someone pat him on the back.
"Ahh Li Xiaojian turned around and suddenly found that something a hundred times uglier than a ghost was standing behind him.
I saw a fat face the size of a basin appear in front of him, and the facial features on that face were almost patchwork. The eyes are similar to mung beans, the nose is like the one of Bajie, the mouth is like a toad, and the ears are completely carved out of the same mold as the mouse. Even if you look like this, the key is that this person is still bald, with only a few locks of hair on the back of his head and the front of his head.
Li Xiaojian sat on the ground, patted his chest and asked, "Sister, who are you?" Is it like a flower? ”
The pair of mung bean eyes stared at Li Xiaojian for a long time, scratched the three hairs on his forehead, and asked in an extremely loud voice: "Little brother, I asked you about someone, do you know?" ”
"Who!" Li Xiaojian's legs curled up together, and he didn't even have the strength to run.
The ugly ghost said, "Bai Dafeng, she just came here not long ago. ”
Li Xiaojian nodded hurriedly and said, "Acquaintance, who are you?" ”
The ugly ghost smiled and said, "I'm her fellow countryman, can you help bring her to me?" ”
Li Xiaojian stood up and patted the soil on his buttocks, and said, "Sister Feng asked me to pick you up." ”
"Did she ask you to pick me up?" The ugly ghost pondered for a moment, and wondered, "Didn't she bring any tokens to you?" ”
Damn, this ugly ghost really has a lot of eyes, is he so afraid of being deceived? Li Xiaojian got angry when he thought about it, and scolded directly: "Don't sell your mother, say, is it your mother-in-law or Meng Guang?" ”
The ugly ghost believed it this time, nodded and smiled: "I am my mother-in-law." ”
Li Xiaojian was dizzy, and said secretly in his heart, my mother, this is our thousands of years of group milk, and she looks too worthy of the world, right? Li Xiaojian was glad to have practiced with Sister Feng, otherwise he would have been stunned directly. He suddenly admired the Yellow Emperor a little, just like that, you can sleep?
[There is another chapter in the evening, everyone will give a ticket after reading it!] 】
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