(This chapter is written by the drunkenness of the sparrow, and those who feel that it is too blood-spurting can skip it directly)

Before the meal, Yue Lao seemed a little excited, and he didn't know where he moved a box of Niulanshan Erguotou, and insisted on pulling Li Xiaojian and Pan An to drink with him.

"Second uncle, do you drink it when you are in heaven?" Li Xiaojian sniffed the second pot head and asked. Erguotou is a wine that people often drink, and Li Xiaojian also drinks it, but he doesn't like Niu Er very much, and always thinks that the wine is a bit strong.

Yue Lao scratched his head and smiled: "Of course, I have drunk enough wine in the sky, and I don't know what is going on in the world." ”

Pan An looked at the cup full of Niu Er and said sadly: "I don't want to drink, I can't drink, I drink too much and love to go crazy." ”

"Come on, where can you go no matter how crazy you are? We're all family, it's fine. Yue Lao raised his wine glass and said, "Come, drink one first." ”

Li Xiaojian and Pan An reluctantly raised their wine glasses, touched them with a crisp sound, and the three of them drank it. The entrance of the liquor was hot and spicy, and Li Xiaojian took a sip and put down the wine glass.

Yue Lao also took a sip and exclaimed: "Grandma's, it's still the wine in the world." ”

Pan An put down the wine glass, rolled his eyes, and pouted: "It doesn't seem to be as good as we were at that time." ”

"Damn, it's not as good as you were at that time, you're still bored." Li Xiaojian roared. He didn't expect Pan An to be bored, you must know that it was a wine glass of three taels.

Pan An hiccuped and said, "Didn't Yue Lao let you drink?" ”

"You're pretty realistic." There was no way, Li Xiaojian had no choice but to give Pan Anman.

Seeing the three of them drinking, the mother-in-law's face was a little unhappy, and when Pan An drank a glass of wine again, the mother-in-law spoke: "Don't drink it, the smell of wine is strange." ”

"How do you speak? I don't think it smells good, go out to eat, come, and drink. Yue Lao glared at his mother-in-law and said. After all, he is a god in the sky, and his mother-in-law is just a ghost in the underworld.

The mother-in-law didn't dare to contradict Yue Lao, but turned her head to Pan An and said, "Xiao Anzi, don't drink too much." ”

Six taels and two cows are nothing to Pan An, but this guy really gets mad as soon as he drinks: "You don't care about me, how can you not drink, Sister Feng will also have some." ”

"yes, you all have some." Yue Lao echoed.

The mother-in-law snatched Pan An's wine glass, glared and said, "Drinking hurts your body, don't drink it." ”

"You dare to care about me?" Pan Angang wanted to get angry, but found his mother-in-law standing opposite, so he sat back and said to Li Xiaojian: "Brother-in-law, change the cup for me." ”

"Xiaofeng, you and Xi Shi should also have some." Yue Lao said, holding up his wine glass.

Sister Feng glanced at the wine on the table, sighed, and said, "Okay." After being cursed by the queen mother, Sister Feng has been depressed, and it is rare to quit drinking to eliminate her sorrows, she really wants to get drunk once.

Xi Shi looked at the table full of good dishes, shook his head and said: "I won't drink anymore, I used to dance when King Wu drank, I'll dance for you." ”

"Good!" Li Xiaojian clapped his hands in approval, he really wanted to see the concert in the palace.

Xi Shi stood up, looked around for a long time, and finally took Sister Feng's burning stick, and said with a red face: "There is no sword here, so I will use it." ”

"Okay." Li Xiaojian nodded, anyway, he was looking at Xi Shi.

Then Li Xiaojian poured it full for a few people, and when his mother-in-law saw that everyone wanted to drink, Mung Bean's eyes rolled and said, "Then I'll drink with you, or I'll also give you sword dancing to cheer up?" ”

"Yes, leader, you are mixed in, let's drink together." Li Xiaojian hurriedly stopped his mother-in-law, he could drink three cups of Xi Shi's sword-dancing sword, and his mother-in-law wanted to dance the sword, he was afraid that his stomach would not be able to stand it. Calling his mother-in-law a "leader", Li Xiaojian feels that it is very appropriate, first, she loves to be in charge, second, she is nosy, and third, she is too nosy.

"Alright then, come on, cheers." The grandmother raised her glass and said.

"Okay, cheers!" Yue Lao greeted him, and everyone raised their glasses together.

Li Xiaojian took a sip and put down the wine glass, looking at Pan An and almost killing him, this guy was bored again. After drinking it, Pan An's face was flushed, and he gestured with his hands and didn't know where to put it. This guy actually toasted three cups of Niu Er in a row, the ancients were really ruthless.

Li Xiaojian wanted to remind Pan An, but just as he was about to speak, a reverberating sound made him stunned.

"Clear stream water, green beautiful mountain, wind blowing leaves and bending, pavilions and terraces, Yunling Mountain, wine and looking at Chang'an ......"

Xi Shi's singing voice is clear, making people feel like they are in a fairyland. Li Xiaojian suddenly discovered that this singing voice was completely different from modern pop music. Now singing is basically to follow the instrument to find the sound, the Xi Shi is a natural synthesis, there is no need for any musical instrument at all, her singing has been mixed with the sound of the breeze, the sound of flowing water, as if her singing is the melody, is a beating note. Although Li Xiaojian doesn't understand music, he feels that Xi Shi's singing voice has surpassed the limit of music and can only be described as fairy sound.

Just when he was intoxicated, Xi Shi tapped his toes, jumped up, his long skirt swayed slightly, and his white clothes fluttered, floating from the kang to the ground like a fairy descending to earth. Then the jade finger of his left hand flicked, the burning stick of his right hand was lightly raised, his body twisted with the long skirt, his long hair fluttered with inertia, and the whole set of movements was done in one go.

"Jindu City, Ten Thousand Pavilions, the long sword waving the wind and dust, the daughter laughing, the hero is drunk, and the world is ...... peaceful"

Xi Shi jumped up again, her white dress fluttering, and her face smiled......

Xi Shi smiled and was a hundred charms, Li Xiaojian was completely intoxicated at this moment, and seemed to have forgotten all his troubles for a moment, the whole person was like being outdoors, there was only melodious singing between heaven and earth, and Xi Shi was extremely beautiful.

"Good!" A cry with a depressive flavor disrupted Li Xiaojian's intoxicated illusion. Pan An drank another glass of wine, stood up and shouted vaguely: "Sister Xi Shi's dance can be the best in the world, in order to add to the fun, how about I make a poem for everyone?" ”

"Yes, yes." Without waiting for Li Xiaojian to object, his mother-in-law clapped her hands and shouted.

"Can you? Can you still compose poetry when you drink so high? Li Xiaojian said helplessly, being disturbed by Pan An to appreciate Xi Shi's sword dance, his depressed Cheng dù was like a wedding night......

"Of course, you listen up." Pan An poured another half glass of wine and drank it, and began to chant:

"The face is easy to age, a good wife is hard to find, and it is in vain to call himself a young man; Reading hard in the cold window, drifting around, reminiscing about the past.

gambling and enjoying themselves, drinking alone, lamenting the weak friendship in the past; Twisting hands and pockets, scattered, mocking the old and young to help.

Looking at high-rise buildings, reading luxury cars, and appreciating famous flowers have nothing to do with me; The plastic steel room, the eight-person bed, and the big pot of rice are all with me.

Climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix, the roommate has moved high, and he is prosperous and rich, just because his father is a sesame official who has no products;

Mao recommended himself, changed positions, suspended and reduced salary, but because he didn't know how to be a person, he needed to be polite.

Chen Jing is bleak, the years are increasing, the old mother urges more, tactfully refuses, hateful and unwilling, and the women love money more.

Old! No car, no house, no wife, no future.

Sad smile, crying figure, tearful family history, depressed like begging, should!

In this world, I am not rich and handsome, I can't afford to hire Bai Fumei, and I can't afford to hurt myself;

I can't taste the delicacies of the mountains and seas, I can't afford to drink the sweet spring rain and dew, and I can't afford to live;

I can't show my ambitions, I'm sorry for my parents' kindness, and I can't afford to die.

Hidden bubbles and the world, worried about firewood, rice, oil and salt, luxury wheels, how many days to be free?

I can't hate to slash heroes with a long sword, and I can't quickly eliminate enmity, although I haven't soaked in the muddy water of martial arts, but I have fallen into the treacherous pools of rivers and lakes.

In this world, there is no fist, no money, no power! How can it be, how can it be worthy?

Speech! ”

(The poem was translated by Li Xiaojian in modern languages.) ）

"Okay, I didn't expect Xiao Anzi to be so talented, it seems that I want to sell ugly." Yue Lao was also a little drunk, and stood up and shouted.

"Second uncle, you also have a talent show?" Li Xiaojian pulled the old clothes of the next month. I have to admit that Pan An is still very talented, and his poems are full of perceptions of reality, maybe in that era, his heart was like this.

Yue Lao snorted, twisted his nose and said, "Of course." ”

After speaking, the old man of the moon swiped the void, and a bronze flute appeared in his hand.

"Second uncle, do you still have this thing? Don't use fairy magic to cheat. Li Xiaojian said.

Yue Lao twisted his nose and snorted: "This is my famous work, you listen well." ”

As Yue Lao spoke, the divine flute began to make strange noises. There is no rhythm at all, and there is no tonality at all, but it is not unpleasant, but it is heart-wrenching. Li Xiaojian found that the sound of this flute was somewhat familiar, although it was extremely chaotic, it was not offensive. The others also pricked up their ears, especially Xi Shi, who couldn't stop nodding, maybe she was thinking that the music of the gods was indeed different from the world.

A few minutes after Yue Lao finished blowing, a few people remembered to applaud, Xi Shi raised his thumb and said: "It is worthy of Yue Lao, this song is only in the sky, and it is rare to hear it in the world." ”

"That's, it's my original." Yue Lao boasted.

"Wait, this is your original?" Li Xiaojian suddenly jumped up and shouted: "Why do I feel so familiar, isn't this the old song "Worried" some time ago?" ”

"Worried?" Yue Lao frowned.

Li Xiaojian opened his phone as he spoke, searched for the song from the web and released it. Of course, the singing and flute are different, but the rhythm and tune inside are exactly the same.

Yue Lao opened his mouth wide in surprise, scratched his head and said depressedly: "I knew that there would be piracy, and the piracy ability of this countryman is too strong, right?" ”

"That's, it's called high defense." After Li Xiaojian finished speaking, he raised his glass and said, "Let's continue drinking." ”

After a few people clinked glasses, the mother-in-law stood up and said with a shy smile: "You all have talents, I don't know anything, and I will be responsible for washing the dishes after eating." ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at her, then at Sister Feng, and said, "You two can co-star in a horror movie." ”

"Get out!" Sister Feng almost threw the plate directly over.

Pan An was already confused, pointed to Sister Feng and Li Xiaojian and said, "Sister Feng, brother-in-law, why don't you two sing a song together, everyone is out of the show, you can't be idle." ”

"Can't you shut up?" Li Xiaojian wanted to slap Pan An.

"yes, one." Yue Lao raised his hands in agreement.

"Here's one, here's one." Pan An coaxed in the back.

There was no way, Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng glanced at each other, the two stood up and sang: "Get up, people who don't want to be slaves, take our flesh and blood our new Great Wall ......"