【Second Update】

Li Xiaojian just wanted to take his mother-in-law back to the courtyard, but suddenly felt that it was not appropriate, if his mother-in-law walked from the real yàn building to the school gate, she would be viewed by Cheng Dù as much as Pan An, who was naked.

Li Xiaojian first took his mother-in-law to the toilet, pointed to the women's toilet and told her mother-in-law: "Wait inside first, I'll ask Sister Feng to send her clothes over." ”

The mother-in-law walked into the women's toilet strangely, poked her head out again in less than ten seconds, and asked, "Little brother, aren't you coming in?" ”

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said, "No." ”

The call was answered by Xi Shi: "Xiaofeng went out to buy vegetables, is there something wrong?" ”

Li Xiaojian said: "My mother-in-law is here, I want Sister Feng to send her clothes over." ”

"Really? But what if Xiaofeng isn't here? Shih Tzu said on the other end of the phone.

Li Xiaojian thought for a while and asked, "What about the skirt you turned out of the old man's closet?" ”

Xi Shi said: "I washed the dress, oh, it should be dry." ”

"Then you send it over, right where you will be picked up." Li Xiaojian hung up the phone after speaking.

When Xi Shi came, Li Xiaojian looked at the morgue, he was too afraid of this place before, and he had never dared to come, and after the last time he picked up Xi Shi, he was not so afraid of this place. The dark corridor seemed to be bubbling with cold, and standing in the corridor, the cold felt all over the body. Li Xiaojian shuddered, thinking to himself, if the psychological quality is better, it is really good to come here to escape the heat.

There was a large copper lock hanging on the iron door of the morgue, the lock was locked, and Li Xiaojian couldn't move it. Stepping forward, the only glass window was also closed very tightly, Li Xiaojian pushed it, and the window was inserted inside. Leaning on the window, you can see three large glass vats, but you can't see the corpses in the jars. Most of the people in the room were mannequins and skeletons, and it was said that there were real human bones inside, but Li Xiaojian couldn't distinguish them.

"How did my mother-in-law come out?" When Li Xiaojian was lying on the window and thinking, he suddenly felt a gust of evil wind blowing, and there seemed to be something more on his neck.

"Ahh Li Xiaojian hurriedly turned around, and there was another evil wind, and Xi Shi stood in front of him.

Shih Tzu is so fast that he can definitely overtake motorcycles. Suddenly appeared, Li Xiaojian thought it was haunted for the first moment, and when he saw that it was Xi Shi, he almost didn't spurt blood.

Shih Tzu had her hair up, put on her Nike tracksuit, and stepped on the red roller skates she bought at RT-Mart that day. Li Xiaojian looked at Xi Shi a little stunned, Xi Shi looked like a clothing model, he suddenly felt that it was necessary to buy a single-lens reflex camera, and he would definitely make a fortune by taking pictures and selling them.

"Where's my mother-in-law?" Shih Tzu asked.

Li Xiaojian took off the long white dress around his neck, pointed to the women's toilet and said, "You go and change it for her." ”

Swish! A gust of wind blew, Xi Shi had disappeared, and Li Xiaojian only saw the door of the women's toilet shaking. The speed is so amazing, can slide roller skates to this level, throughout the ages, Xi Shi is the first person.

Ten minutes passed, and Xi Shi and his mother-in-law came out of the women's bathroom. When she came out, her mother-in-law had already put on a Nike sweatshirt, and Xi Shi had changed into the long white dress.

"Xiao Jian, my mother-in-law can't wear a skirt at all, but fortunately I wear a sportswear." After coming out, Xi Shi said reluctantly. The Nike tracksuit was bought by Fan Li in her memory, and now she can only dedicate it to her mother-in-law.

My mother-in-law was obviously much stronger when she put on the sportswear, and she looked like a discus thrower. The mother-in-law looked at Li Xiaojian and asked Xi Shi, "Shishi, who is this man?" What does it have to do with Xiaofeng? ”

Xi Shi pouted and said: "His name is Li Xiaojian, and he is Xiaofeng's husband in the world." ”

"Oh, really?" The mother-in-law said and looked at Li Xiaojian carefully, and after a long time, she nodded and said: "This person is kind-hearted and cheerful, but he has no official appearance, and his wealth is not very high. ”

"Mother-in-law, do you know how to tell fortunes?" Li Xiaojian was almost so angry that he vomited blood, and was directly said that he had no money and no officials, and his depression was no less than finding out that his wife was not ** on the wedding night.

My grandmother shook her head and said, "I don't know fortune telling, I just see more people." ”

"Then look, do I have peach blossom luck?" Li Xiaojian asked, the official luck and financial luck are not prosperous, so only the peach blossom luck is left.

The mother-in-law glanced at Li Xiaojian, pouted the toad and said, "Do you still need to ask?" Xiaofeng is with you. ”

"Dizzy, what's wrong with your mother's family?" Li Xiaojian suddenly jumped and said, "You think I'm willing!" ”

"Hmph, I don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings." The mother-in-law said a word, and pulled Xi Shi to walk outside.

Xi Shi glanced at Li Xiaojian and expressed helplessness. It seems that the grandmother thousands of years ago did not like Li Xiaojian, the great-grandson.

After the mother-in-law put on sportswear, many people did not pay less attention to her, but people looked at Li Xiaojian and had a feeling of looking at a monster, when everyone saw him next to Xi Shi and stroked, people defined him, Li Xiaojian is a monster, both men and women.

Back in the courtyard, Sister Feng hadn't come back yet, Pan An was not there, only Yue Lao was fiddling with his marriage compass alone. After entering the courtyard, my mother-in-law first checked the height of the fence, and then walked around the courtyard, probably to observe the safety of the surroundings. When he was done, he patted the wall hard and muttered, "It's not bad, it's safe." ”

Li Xiaojian leaned over and asked, "Do you still need to add some Imperial Forest Army?" ”

"No, it's safe for you to choose this position." The mother-in-law shook her head and said.

Li Xiaojian is considered to be serving her mother-in-law, and she is so careful in doing things, does she think that modern people have something to do with her? Thinking of this, Li Xiaojian suddenly ran over and asked, "Senior mother-in-law, did you bring antiques?" ”

The mother-in-law was stunned for a moment, took out a bronze mirror out of nowhere, looked at her face and said, "I'm afraid that ** will come in." ”

As he was talking, Pan An ran back from outside, carrying a stack of white paper in his hand, and said with a depressed face: "Brother-in-law, you lied to me again, you got these things in one afternoon, and I was almost torn apart." ”

Li Xiaojian snatched the blank paper from Pan An's hand, and when he looked closely, the white paper was full of phone numbers. After shaking the white paper, Li Xiaojian asked, "Are you going on a blind date?" ”

", didn't you ask me to call the girls? None of them gave it to me. Later, the old man who sold eggs gave me a pen and a stack of white paper, and he asked me to take it. As a result, the girls wrote these things on paper, and the old man took half of them, and I brought back half of them. Pan An said with an aggrieved face.

"What?" Li Xiaojian jumped up and exclaimed, only then did he remember that he asked Pan An to find a girl outside to ask for a mobile phone, but this guy really went, the mobile phone didn't arrive, and he wanted a large stack of phone numbers. But he really admired Pan An's ability to pick up.

Pan An scratched his head and muttered: "Brother-in-law, you should buy it for me, women are reliable, and sows will go up trees." ”

After Pan An finished speaking, he suddenly found that there was another person next to Li Xiaojian, and hurriedly jumped back half a meter, pointing at Li Xiaojian in surprise and shouting: "Brother-in-law, Black Impermanence has arrested you!" ”

"Black ......" Li Xiaojian was startled, and turned his head to find that his mother-in-law was staring at Pan An with a stupid face, a pair of mung bean eyes, motionless.

Li Xiaojian breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to his mother-in-law and introduced: "Brother An, this is your mother-in-law, you should have heard of it, right?" ”

Pan An was stunned for a moment, glared and said, "You mean the concubine of the Yellow Emperor?" The one who invented the mirror? ”

The mother-in-law walked forward and smiled, "Exactly, who are you?" ”

Li Xiaojian interjected: "He's **, be careful." ”

The mother-in-law shook her head and said: "He is not like, looking handsome and chic in appearance, with an extraordinary temperament, he should be the home of the eunuch, and he is full of heaven, his eyebrows are peaceful, he should be talented, poetry, is he also here with us?" ”

Xi Shi was watching "Yangtze River No. 7" and didn't look back and said, "Do you mean that he looks like a eunuch?" His name is Pan An. ”

"You!" Pan An was very angry, but there was nothing he could do about Xi Shi, he was not an opponent.

"Pan An? It's a pleasure to meet you, we will be a family in the future, and everyone will take care of you. The mother-in-law half-squatted and saluted.

"Yes." Pan An responded, pulled Li Xiaojian out, and muttered in a low voice, "Brother-in-law, why did you bring this guy here?" How to eat later. ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at him and said, "Mother-in-law is almost the same as Sister Feng, then I see that you eat quite fragrant every day." Besides, with the mother-in-law's courtyard, it will be safe and ward off evil spirits. ”

"Li Xiaojian, who do you say to ward off evil spirits!" At this moment, Sister Feng flew in from outside on roller skates. The outside of the courtyard is a floor tile, which is not suitable for roller skating, but Sister Feng is very creative to use roller skates as an acceleration springboard, probably sliding from the cement road, and jumping directly down the path after using mana.

"I mean...... Sister Feng, look who's coming. Li Xiaojian said, turning his head to look at his mother-in-law.

As soon as Sister Feng saw her mother-in-law, she immediately jumped over, hugged her mother-in-law, and said with a crying voice: "Mother-in-law, you are finally here." ”

"Ahh The mother-in-law sneezed inexplicably and hugged Sister Feng.

Only then did Li Xiaojian understand why Sister Feng was looking forward to her mother-in-law so much. Because Sister Feng and her mother-in-law are standing together, it can be regarded as chess opponents, and both of them look so evil.

At this time, Yue Lao walked out of it, and when he saw his mother-in-law, he was startled, grabbed Pan An, and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Anzi, which of them do you say is uglier?" ”

Pan An hurriedly shook his head, waved his hand and said, "You should ask your brother-in-law about this." ”

When Li Xiaojian heard this, he hurriedly ran back to the house, and said in his heart: Compared with the two of them, they have their own merits!