Chapter 144: No Paper
Lin Siyu couldn't care about getting dirty, he was very hungry at this time, so he peeled off the black skin on the outside and ate it directly.
Lin Siyu, who had originally taken a light bite, suddenly widened his eyes. This sweet potato really tastes very crisp and has a very textured taste. At that moment, Lin Siyu no longer hesitated and ate it in a big gulp.
Ye Tiannan, who came back from getting a bunch of dry firewood from the outside, saw Lin Siyu touching his belly, which was already a little bulging, with a proud face, and looked at the sweet potato skin on the ground.
His face changed.
Lin Siyu thought that Ye Tiannan was angry. Immediately laughed.
"Stinky rascal, look at everything, I've eaten it all, hehe."
"Miss, wild sweet potatoes, unlike those that have been bred, have a certain toxicity in order to resist pests, and you eat them in your stomach if you don't roast them, and wait for you to suffer them."
"I don't believe what you say, you want to scare me? No way. Lin Siyu obviously didn't believe Ye Tiannan's words.
"Okay, believe it or not, you can do it yourself. Isn't it just a few sweet potatoes? I also brought back some meat. Ye Tiannan threw the dry firewood to the side. There were also a few bloody rats on it.
Lin Siyu just glanced at it, and his stomach couldn't help but roll. Quickly turned to the side and threw up.
"You have to vomit and vomit outside, where to wait and rest."
"I'm not sleeping, bastard."
Smelling the smell of meat in his nose, Lin Siyu forced himself not to look over there. At this time, Ye Tiannan roasted the gopher with a proud face, although he didn't put any ingredients, but the burst of meat aroma still made Ye Tiannan's appetite great.
In the past, when I was on a mission, all the live rats were swallowed, let alone roasted.
Seeing that the gopher had been roasted to a golden brown, Ye Tiannan immediately took out some ingredients from his pocket and sprinkled them evenly on the gopher.
A stronger fragrance made Lin Siyu unable to hold back any longer, stood up from the ground, turned around and walked out, although she also hated to eat, but thinking of the gopher just now, the flesh and blood were blurred.
She immediately lost her appetite.
Walk out of the cave and watch the lightning streak across the sky. Lin Siyu was suddenly a little scared. He turned around and walked back to the cave. An earth-shattering huge thunder frightened Lin Siyu into screaming and running frantically inside.
However, halfway through the run, Lin Siyu felt a pain in his stomach. I felt the urge to have diarrhea right away.
Even if Lin Siyu was desperately patient. That urge to have diarrhea can't be held back no matter what.
Sure enough, the stinky rascal was right. Bastard. Lin Siyu looked around, this cave is so big in total, not far away is Ye Tiannan, it is impossible for him to put it here.
But if you're not here, do you want to pull yourself on your pants? Thinking of such a disgusting thing, Lin Siyu almost cried on the spot.
"What's the matter, squatting there in that position."
"Stinky rascal, you bastard." Lin Siyu had tears in his eyes.
"Do you have diarrhea if you want to, what's so embarrassing. I don't look at you. Ye Tiannan's direct words made Lin Siyu blush. At this time, his stomach hurt so badly that Lin Siyu couldn't care about anything else. If you can't go outside, then you can't go inside.
Lin Siyu didn't stop at the moment, and ran towards the cave.
"Run slower, get fallen." Listening to Ye Tiannan's words behind him. Lin Siyu originally wanted Ye Tiannan to come in with him, and swallowed his words. In any case, Lin Siyu can't say anything like this.
A few minutes after running into the cave, Lin Siyu listened to the sound of his own running in his ears, and suddenly turned his head to look, but found that he didn't know how far he had run. At this time, it was pitch black, and there was no light to be seen.
At this point, he paused, and only his own heavy wheezing could be heard. The stomach protested again. Lin Siyu couldn't be afraid anymore. Unbuttoned his pants and squatted down, but suddenly he screamed, and a cold thing touched his ass.
Lin Siyu, who had moved a place, couldn't hold back any longer. With a burst of stomach protests. The stinking pull it out.
Even Lin Siyu himself couldn't stand such a stinky smell.
Ten minutes later, Lin Siyu's legs were a little weak, and he was a little dizzy and leaned against the wall on the side to stand up. At this time, she couldn't help but regret that she didn't listen to Ye Tianna's words.
habitually went to pick out the paper, but Lin Siyu was stunned. Then I felt the urge to cry. I didn't even bring a paper with me. Damn it. Bastard, Ye Tiannan, you bastard.
Lin Siyu blamed Ye Tiannan for this.
After a while, although I didn't want to call Ye Tiannan, I couldn't go out like this. Fear triumphed over shame.
"Ye Tiannan." Lin Siyu went from the small voice before, to the loud and loud voice, the sound was so loud that even she herself was a little dizzy when she heard it.
The place was so dark that he shouldn't be able to see anything. Lin Siyu comforted himself like this.
Soon, a burst of light slowly moved from that side.
Lin Siyu saw Ye Tiannan coming, and was just about to shout out in surprise, when he saw Ye Tiannan walking over with a torch. Suddenly ashamed and angry, this bastard, doesn't he know what he came from.
Didn't he know that he called him because he didn't bring a tissue? Bastards, bastards. Lin Siyu greeted Ye Tiannan several times in his heart.
Seeing that the light had arrived in front of him, Lin Siyu was obviously not used to the light, and hurriedly blocked it with his hands.
"What, I'm having a good time. What's your name? Ye Tiannan didn't know where he got a toothpick, and with the help of the torch, he could clearly see the oil at the corner of his mouth.
"This bastard, he suffers so much here, where does he eat so deliciously." If Lin Siyu hadn't had no paper at this time, he would have rushed up to bite him on the spot.
Seeing Lin Siyu squatting on the ground, Ye Tiannan didn't understand what she meant.
"I'm sorry, Miss, my things have all been dropped, and naturally there is no paper, you can just go down and get a leaf or something."
"Leaves?" Bastard. When Lin Siyu heard Ye Tiannan say this, he was so angry that his eyes were about to pop out, and he actually wanted to wipe his place with leaves. You don't have to do it, you can imagine the disgusting feeling.
"Ye Tiannan." Lin Siyu yelled.
"Miss, don't get excited. It's not that I told you not to use the paper paper, it's that you don't bring it yourself, right? You can't blame me. β
Although what Ye Tiannan said was reasonable, the more Lin Siyu thought about it, the more angry he became, if it wasn't for Ye Tiannan, a bastard, to pick him up, how could he have lost something and had diarrhea, and in the end, he didn't even have a piece of paper.
"Something." Ye Tiannan suddenly felt as if he had stepped on something, lowered his head, and shone a torch on a pile of deformed feces that had been stepped on. made Ye Tiannan suddenly break out in a cold sweat.
"Holy. Miss, although you are in a hurry, you will not bury mines everywhere. β
Lin Siyu was even more embarrassed, but seeing Ye Tiannan like this, Lin Siyu felt inexplicably happy.
"Bastard, who told you to do this to me. You deserve it. β
"Okay, you can figure out how to get your own paper." Ye Tiannan turned around and left.
"Ye Tiannan, I can give you a lot of money."
"I'm not rare."
"Ye Tiannan, if you don't give me the paper, I'll sue my sister."
"Hehe, that's right, you can go and sue sΓΉ at any time."
"You!" Lin Siyu was so angry that he almost wanted to stand up and scratch this guy's face. In the end, I endured it.
"Ye Tiannan, what do you want to do before you are willing to give it to me and give me a piece of paper." In the latter sentence, Lin Siyu's face was already flushed after speaking. Today can be said to be the most humiliating of her life.
"It's simple, just apologize to me."
"Apologize? You dream, I, Lin Siyu, didn't apologize to a hooligan like you when I beat you to death. β
"Are you sure? Okay, then you can figure it out yourself. β
"Ye Tiannan." Lin Siyu shouted, and tears flowed out of his eyes uncontrollably.
"Don't call me so affectionately, you don't work for me like that, apologize or not."
Lin Siyu bit his lip, he had never seen such a thick-skinned and shameless person, obviously he had hurt himself like this, but he had to apologize to him. Thinking of the situation in front of him, Lin Siyu couldn't wait that this was all a dream.
"I'm sorry." Lin Siyu gritted his teeth loudly, and looked at Ye Tiannan in front of him with hatred.
"It's too quiet, I don't hear it."
"Ye Tiannan." Lin Siyu yelled, and then said loudly.
"I'm sorry."
"It's pretty much it, give it, take it."
Lin Siyu then felt a soft thing in his hand, and when he looked down, Lin Siyu's face immediately turned blue.
"Bastard, this bastard actually gave himself a roll of gauze. Can this wipe your ass? β
"I don't like to use it. I'll go out first, you stink too much here. β
Listening to Lin Siyu's roar behind him. Ye Tiannan was unusually happy humming a small tune.
After a long time, Lin Siyu's face turned red, and he walked out of it with some twist, and saw Ye Tiannan lying not far from the fire and falling asleep. Immediately walked over with an angry face.
I lost all my face inside, Ye Tiannan, a bastard, still had the spirit to sleep so well outside.
How could this be reasonable, Lin Siyu's lungs almost exploded at this time. Strode over.
"Ye Tiannan, you bastard, get up for me." Lin Siyu walked over, but Ye Tiannan turned around, Lin Siyu suddenly grabbed the air, stunned, Lin Siyu suddenly shouted, and pounced directly, ready to bite him.
There was a thunderclap, which frightened Lin Siyu, who was originally going to bite Ye Tiannan, and pounced on it and hugged Ye Tiannan tightly.
"Damn, indecent assault, or rape?" Ye Tiannan opened his eyes.
"For goods like you, don't give it to me for nothing." Lin Siyu hurriedly got up from Ye Tiannan. As he spoke, he patted his clothes vigorously. It's like I want to shoot off things that come into contact with Ye Tian's brisket.
"Don't shoot, shoot."
Lin Siyu glared at Ye Tiannan angrily, and the louder he patted.
"You have such small boobs, you still shoot, aren't you afraid that you will lose it?"
"Who do you say has small breasts, bastard?" Lin Siyu's eyes suddenly widened.
"I'm talking about you." Ye Tiannan glanced at Lin Siyu a little lazily.
"I'll bite you to death." Lin Siyu wanted to rush up as he spoke.
"Did you wipe your ass clean?" Ye Tiannan's words almost made Lin Siyu's face blush from blush to the root of his neck.
"Ye Tiannan." A roar. Resounding in the cave.
Early the next morning, Ye Tiannan opened his panda eyes and got up. Looking at the woman sleeping next to him like a pig, he couldn't help but shake his head.
This woman really likes to toss, but fortunately, she sent her back to Lin Keke today. Otherwise, it's really going to die.
"Get up, get up." Ye Tiannan didn't have a trace of pity at all. Rubbing Lin Siyu's back with his foot.
Lin Siyu rubbed his eyes with his hand and stood up from the ground. I don't know if it was the dust on my hands, or the black ash from yesterday, and when it got on my face, I immediately dyed my face black.
Seeing Ye Tiannan looking at him with a strange look, Lin Siyu suddenly touched his face with his hand a little strangely.
"Don't touch, don't touch. It's beautiful, it's beautiful. β
"Give me some death." Lin Siyu obviously didn't believe Ye Tiannan's words, and when he looked down, he saw the black ash he had collected, and instantly understood.
"Ye Tiannan."
Looking at Lin Siyu, who was looking at him with gritted teeth, Ye Tiannan couldn't help it.
"Miss, this is your own problem, but it has nothing to do with me."
Lin Siyu didn't seem to hear it at all. With a roar in his mouth, he rushed over.
When he was halfway there, Lin Siyu was already dead, he had diarrhea yesterday, and he may have had a cold in the morning, and Lin Siyu's body was soft and had no strength at this time.
And you don't have to touch it with your hands, you can feel the heat.
I should have caught a cold. Lin Siyu was a little top-heavy and followed behind Ye Tiannan. Originally, I wanted to hold on a few more times, but before I could walk a few steps, the person was already unable to do it, and he fainted crookedly.
Hearing the sound behind him, Ye Tiannan turned his head and saw Lin Siyu falling to the ground, and couldn't help but shake his head.
A qiΔ is all made up by this girl. If he hadn't changed this for that, wouldn't the two of them be so miserable?
When Lin Siyu woke up again, it was already night, touching his somewhat faint forehead, Lin Siyu opened his eyes and looked around, and found himself lying in the ward. Immediately sat up from the bed.
"What is this place?" Before Lin Siyu could take a closer look around again, the door outside was pushed open.
Ye Tiannan walked in, accompanied by a leader in a white coat. I saw Lin Siyu wake up. Ye Tiannan couldn't help laughing.
"Finally willing to wake up?"
"Somewhere?"
"This is the First People's Hospital of Changnan City."
"How did I get here? Did you do something to me? β
"Girl, you misunderstood Mr. Ye, it's you"
"Shut up, did I let you speak." Lin Siyu glared at the middle-aged man extremely domineeringly. Then he looked at Ye Tiannan.
"Say, what the hell is going on, how did you get me to this place?"