Chapter 143: This is a sweet potato
"Bastard." From childhood to adulthood, even in a country so open in the United States, no one has ever dared to stare at their chest so unscrupulously.
"By the way, I'm going to eat KFC. Hungry. ”
"KFC, do you think there's something around here?" Hearing Ye Tiannan say this, Lin Siyu couldn't help but turn his head and look around, there was not even a human hair here. The vicinity of the train station was already remote, and I didn't know where I ran for a while just now.
"So what to do, no KFC, McDonald's, or real kung fu."
"Think of some good things, do you have any money on you?"
Seeing Lin Siyu, he shook his head, "Then you still eat a fart." ”
"I don't have any money, but don't you have money?" Lin Siyu, the rightful adopted son, immediately made Ye Tiannan speechless for a while.
"I bought all the money I had just bought for a train ticket. Didn't I ask you if you regret it? ”
"Huh?" Lin Siyu opened her mouth wide. It's tempting.
"How could Sister Keke find a poor ghost like you to pick me up. Help me. After saying a few words, Lin Siyu didn't believe it.
"Stinky rascal, did you use the money that Sister Coco gave you. Let me see. Saying that, Lin Keke pounced, stretched out his hand and touched Ye Tiannan's body.
Feeling the soft little hands touching up and down on his body, Ye Tiannan was shamefully hard.
"Don't touch it, I warn you, if you touch it, I can't help it."
Lin Siyu touched it up and down, but suddenly touched a hard thing. He was stunned.
"What is this?" Then he seemed to think of something, and his face suddenly turned red.
"Stinky rascal." The whole person immediately jumped far away, looking at Ye Tiannan in front of him with a wary face.
"Damn." Ye Tiannan really convinced this woman, just now she kept touching herself. Looking at her now, it seems that she has insulted him.
"Hey, where are you going?" Seeing Ye Tiannan turn around and leave again, Lin Siyu immediately became afraid. Doesn't this bastard know how to pity the jade? How could Sister Coco send such a person to pick her up? It's so damning.
But the situation in front of him is not the time to be angry, as a top student from the highest university in the United States, Lin Siyu still decided to compromise with this guy for the time being. Even if it's a little bit of a small advantage by this guy. As long as I can get home smoothly.
This guy's time to die is definitely coming.
Thinking of this guy crying miserably at his feet, Lin Siyu couldn't help but be happy, but a thunder above his head made Lin Siyu startled. looked around, where was Ye Tiannan's figure.
This frightened Lin Siyu.
"Ye Tiannan, stop playing." screamed a few times in a row, but Ye Tiannan still did not appear. There was a shocking thunder, but Lin Siyu was so frightened that he cried on the spot.
"Ye Tiannan, you bastard, you can't die well."
"Enough scolding." A somewhat lazy voice sounded behind him, and Lin Siyu's face was happy, but then he said with a straight face.
"Ye Tiannan, you must apologize for your behavior that scared me just now. Otherwise, I won't go with you. ”
"Whatever, I just want to sue you when I come back, there have been many girls here who have been robbed of money and sex, and finally killed, and buried at your feet." Ye Tiannan pointed to the soles of Lin Siyu's feet with his fingers.
Lin Siyu's face immediately turned pale.
"Ahh Lin Siyu screamed. I didn't care about the pain in my feet, and ran frantically to the front.
"Huh." Ye Tiannan shook his head and smiled, and then followed.
At this time, Ye Tiannan was penniless, and according to his intentions, he would casually spend the night under the bridge, but Lin Siyu felt that it was too unsafe.
In the end, under the scare of Ye Tiannan, he finally reluctantly agreed to live in a deserted cave.
This cave is on the side of a mountain not far from the road. Long ago it may have been a temporary residence for hunters to hunt.
It has been uninhabited for a long time, but the ground is very clean. Not far away, there is a bed made of stones and straw.
Looking at it like that, it's obvious that it can't live anymore. The inside of the cave is so dark that you can't see how deep it is.
Lin Siyu was a little frightened and dragged Ye Tiannan's arm with his hand.
"Don't look at it, anyway, it's just one night, there are no beasts here, if it's a snake, it doesn't matter, there is still snake soup to drink at night."
As soon as he said that he was eating, Lin Siyu's stomach couldn't help but make a "grunt" sound, and when he saw Ye Tiannan coming and going, his face suddenly turned red.
"Look, I'm hungry."
"You wait here for me for a moment."
"No, I'm going with you too." Lin Siyu didn't agree at all, what if this guy left himself.
"Okay, you come along, but don't make a noise."
"Got it, don't you bother, I'm not a child."
Ye Tiannan didn't talk nonsense, came to the side, looked around, Lin Siyu also followed Ye Tiannan's gaze curiously, except for a tuft of weeds, there was nothing else on the ground at all.
Ye Tiannan didn't explain anything, walked over, directly brushed aside the weeds, and looked around.
"Hey, stinky rascal, the weeds are so long, you're not afraid of snakes, I can tell you, if you are bitten by a snake, I don't have the money to take you to the hospital, let alone carry you down."
As if he hadn't heard Lin Siyu's words, Ye Tiannan suddenly made a lightning move, and a fat rabbit was lifted. The two little short legs were still kicking in the air.
"Ah, what a cute bunny." Lin Siyu suddenly looked at the little rabbit in front of him with stars in his eyes.
"Not bad." Ye Tiannan pinched the rabbit's belly with his hand.
"It's still a female rabbit who has been pregnant, and it looks like I'll have to eat it later."
Lin Siyu, who was originally excited, suddenly turned cold when he heard Ye Tiannan say this.
"Give me the rabbit."
"I haven't cooked it yet, so I'm in a hurry to eat it."
"Brute."
"Huh?" Ye Tiannan was stunned by Lin Siyu's scolding.
"Such a cute rabbit, how can you bear to eat it, let alone a pregnant one."
"I ask you, are you going to eat rabbits or go hungry."
"Hungry." Lin Siyu did not hesitate at all.
"It's okay for you to be hungry, but I don't want to go hungry with you." Saying that, Lin Siyu grabbed the rabbit and walked aside.
"Don't." Lin Siyu suddenly shouted. Ye Tiannan grabbed the rabbit and threw it to the ground.
"No!" Lin Siyu looked excited.
"I'm playing with you, I'm really convinced." Ye Tiannan put the little rabbit in Lin Siyu's hand.
"Hold on, or the rabbit will run away." Looking at Lin Siyu with pear blossoms and rain, Ye Tiannan was a little speechless. Isn't it just a rabbit, even if you don't eat it, there will be natural enemies to eat it.
"Yes." Lin Siyu burst into tears and smiled, glared at Ye Tiannan, and held the rabbit in his arms. I won't let go.
"If this is roasted and eaten, how much oil and water will it take." Ye Tiannan swallowed his saliva and looked at the rabbit that was caught by Lin Siyu. Once this rabbit is in the hands of that woman, Ye Tiannan knows that the possibility of getting it back is already 0.
had to turn his attention around, and after a while, Ye Tiannan came back with a bunch of weeds.
Seeing Lin Siyu again, pear blossoms and rain were spinning in circles there.
"What's wrong?"
"Stinky rascal, you gave me that rabbit and ran away." Lin Siyu looked at Ye Tiannan with a pitiful expression.
"It's a big thing, I thought it was a big deal." Ye Tiannan couldn't help but be happy.
"Okay, run away, run, save me hungry, give, wait to eat this."
Lin Siyu glanced at the things Ye Tiannan was holding in his hand, and was stunned for a moment.
"Stinky rascal, are you caught in the door, we are not rabbits, what are you doing with the grass."
"Hehe, you don't understand any when you look at it." Ye Tiannan didn't explain, put the pile of weeds aside, revealing the huge rhizome inside, Lin Siyu was stunned for a moment, how could the weeds grow such a big rhizome.
Could it be that the mutation is not possible, as soon as he thought of this possibility, Lin Siyu immediately became excited.
"Show me, show me."
"Look at the fart, look, it's just a sweet potato, haven't you seen it?" Ye Tiannan glanced at Lin Siyu a little strangely.
"Sweet potato? What's the matter with sweet potatoes? ”
"Damn, I'm really convinced, do you know sweet potatoes, don't tell me, you haven't even eaten sweet potatoes."
"I know sweet potatoes." Lin Siyu nodded.
"This is a sweet potato, Miss." In Lin Siyu's stunned eyes, Ye Tiannan got down the sweet potatoes, there were more than a dozen, and then made a soil pit on the ground and put all the sweet potatoes in it. Then cover the sweet potato with soil.
"What are you doing?" Lin Siyu looked at Ye Tiannan with a curious look on his face.
"Roasted sweet potatoes." Ye Tiannan didn't talk nonsense, put those dried weeds on top of the sweet potatoes, and Lin Siyu looked at Ye Tiannan without blinking.
After taking two pieces of wood, Ye Tiannan thought about it, but in the end he didn't do such a stupid thing. I had a lighter with me.
Seeing Ye Tiannan take out the lighter, Lin Siyu was suddenly a little disappointed.
The weeds were lit up, and the entire cave lit up at once. At this time, lightning continued outside, and gusts of wind blew in. The fire in the cave suddenly blew away.
"Hey, stinky rascal, be careful, don't let the fire go out. Didn't you get some more dry firewood? ”
"Get so much dry firewood to come in and sit on."
"Wait for the heavy rain, you're still farting firewood." Lin Siyu couldn't help but burst into a foul language, feeling a little speechless for Ye Tiannan having no brains.
"Kind of makes sense." Ye Tiannan nodded. Then he walked out.
And when Lin Siyu walked out of Ye Tiannan, he smiled a little evilly, and jumped away from the firewood on the ground with the stick on the side.
"Bastard, let you keep scaring me, I'll finish everything and see what you eat later." The more I thought about it, the more proud I became. Lin Siyu took out some gray sweet potatoes from the soil. It's still a little warm at this point.