The piece of stewed meat was chewed in the old man's mouth for three minutes before the old man slowly opened his eyes, let out a long breath in a donkey humming voice, gritted his sour teeth, and frowned, "You did this?" ”

"How? Geezer. Zhong Lichun smiled very proudly, and his face, which was difficult to distinguish with his facial features, made people see a little confidence. Her smile reminded everyone, everyone's expressions showed horror and excitement, indeed, the dying old moon can speak, and this is undoubtedly the biggest comedy of the day.

Li Xiaojian hugged Yue Lao's withered body almost at the fastest speed in his life, tears fell down the corners of his eyes, and his mouth twitched for a long time before three words overflowed from the corners of his mouth: "Two... Big... Master..."

Yue Lao patted Li Xiaojian's back, and some of the felt beards pouted and smiled: "Don't worry, your second uncle will not return to the West......"

Li Xiaojian choked up and couldn't speak, these days of getting along, he actually has a very strong affection for Yue Lao, not only Yue Lao, these historical strongmen are, as if these people are his relatives.

Yang Guifei stared at the bowl of stewed meat, which had already flowed out, until everyone realized her, the chopsticks in her hand had already caught a large piece of meat and swallowed it quickly into her mouth.

At the moment when the stewed meat entered her mouth, Yang Guifei's meaty face was filled with a kind of blush when she was thinking of spring, and the red flutter was very good-looking. Yang Guifei chewed twice, and everyone could smell the fragrance emanating from her mouth.

Everyone glanced at each other, picked up their chopsticks like crazy, and instantly divided a bowl of braised pork, leaving only a layer of clear oil at the bottom of the bowl.

The moment the stewed meat entered his mouth, Li Xiaojian was stunned, where was this meat, but a strange and magical elixir. Like betel nut, it exudes a unique taste, instantly invading the entire brain nerves, transmitting from the palate to the throat, radiating to the nostrils, and then directly approaching the brain, making every excitatory nerve in the body active and beating, an indescribable pleasure spreads throughout the body, the heart beats rapidly, as if there is an inexhaustible passion surging in the body, and there is a vague strange feeling in the lower abdomen? Something seems to be flowing.

Could it be that this is the legendary true qi? Li Xiaojian touched his lower abdomen, and then bit the meat in one bite.

The aroma enters the throat, causing the stomach to relax, and I can't help but swallow the whole piece of meat in one gulp.

Wow! Li Xiaojian almost shouted, and the whole person froze, as if something had been poured into his body, and that thing was slowly melting, as long as there was still a trace of it, it would make it difficult for you to act.

After Liu Yong finished eating two pieces of stewed meat, he couldn't help but praise: "Sister Zhong, your meat is so good, I feel passionate again, I made up for it last night, haha." ”

Sister Feng's eyes blinked, her somewhat flushed face showed a look of extreme surprise, and she wondered, "Sister Zhong, you won't use it?" ”

Zhong Lichun smiled and waved his hand: "I was originally for the sick to replenish their bodies, and if they eat it, I can't help it." ”

Sister Feng almost squirted out the meat, and said with a wry smile: "Then you can make them some antidote." ”

"The antidote? Xiaofeng, are we poisoned? The mother-in-law asked in alarm, because she felt hot all over, as if she had the strength to vent.

Sister Feng shook her head and didn't want to explain, Zhong Lichun smiled evilly and walked to the kitchen and made new dishes inside.

Li Xiaojian felt strange in his body, and stepped forward and asked, "Sister Feng, what is in this bowl of stewed meat?" ”

Sister Feng frowned and asked, "You want to know?" ”

Li Xiaojian nodded, and he felt more and more that he had inexhaustible strength and an indescribable sense of excitement all over his body.

Sister Feng thought for a moment and said, "That thing is a product of ancient medicine, I brought it here, and sometimes I put a little bit when I cook." Kindness...... It's equivalent to a modern Diana pill mixed with **. ”

"What?" Li Xiaojian was shocked, only to realize that he had spent a long time with **, wouldn't he be?

Seeing that he was panicked, Sister Feng pouted and said, "Don't make a fuss, these things are not often used in modern medicine, and they can improve physical function if they are used less, and I have prepared you with relief medicine for every table of dishes." ”

Everyone was relieved when they heard this, no wonder Sister Feng and Zhong Lichun cooked so deliciously, it turned out that they had secret weapons.

Li Xiaojian suddenly thought of a very important question, and asked the kitchen, "Sister Zhong, did you write that thing on the recipe in the school cafeteria?" ”

Zhong Lichun replied: "I wrote it, but they can't buy it." ”

"Oh, this kind of thing is only for you and Sister Feng, right?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Zhong Lichun shouted, "Yes, they will never be able to concoct the flavor I made, but if I make it according to the recipe I wrote, it should be a hundred times stronger than what they made themselves." ”

"Oh." Li Xiaojian nodded and muttered, "It seems that this person is not stupid." ”

Soon, Zhong Lichun came over with a pot of shabu-shabu, put it on the table and said, "I have added the antidote to this, just eat it, you can eat it quickly." ”

As soon as he saw the shabu-shabu, Diao Chan was the first to rush up and eat it. Smelling the fragrance of shabu-shabu, everyone swallowed their saliva, picked up chopsticks and bowls and ate wildly. Only Liu Yong and Zuo Si stood there without moving, and after a while, the two blinked, and Liu Yong said, "You eat first, I have something to do, go out." ”

"Me too." Zuo Si followed, and then the two of them disappeared outside the house.

Looking at the figures of the two of them running quickly, Li Xiaojian said in a deep tone: "Hey, two, take care of your body!" There are side effects! ”

Diao Chan asked very incomprehensibly, "Brother-in-law, what did they do?" Haven't you taken the antidote yet? ”

Zhong Lichun also walked out and frowned and asked, "Are they crazy?" Running does not relieve the drug. ”

Li Xiaojian ate with his head bored and ignored the two. Xi Shi walked over and patted Li Xiaojian's back, twisted his ear, and asked, "Xiaojian, you tell the truth." ”

Li Xiaojian shrunk his neck, pressed Xi Shi's hand, and replied, "Aren't you very clear in your heart?" ”

"What do I know, what the hell are they doing?" Shih Tzu asked sharply.

Li Xiaojian smiled evilly: "This kind of ** can also be solved on a woman's belly." ”

Xi Shi and Diao Chan didn't understand too much, but Zhong Lichun stupidly gave them the answer: "You mean to say that a man can detoxify by lying on a woman's stomach and rubbing it on his belly?" Sister Feng, this is unreasonable. ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly clapped his hands and said, "Incisive!" ”

Xi Shi twisted Li Xiaojian's ears half a circle, and glared angrily: "How do you know, have you been with them?" ”

Looking at Xi Shi's angry appearance, Wei Jie interjected: "Xi Shi, brother-in-law, this matter seems to be in the hands of Sister Feng, right?" ”

Xi Shi and Sister Feng's faces were all red, Xi Shi let go of Li Xiaojian's ears and snorted, turned around and walked outside the house.

"Her father, her godfather, it's all her father, his own mother, his second c-milk, it's all his milk......" Li Xiaojian's energetic ringing bell rang at this time, and the phone was called by Wang Xiaoqing.

Sister Feng frowned when she saw Wang Xiaoqing's name, and muttered, "Xiao Jian, have you lived enough?" Obviously, the addition of Xi Shi and Wang Xiaoqing gave Sister Feng a great sense of crisis.

Li Xiaojian answered the phone with a wry smile and asked, "What's the matter, Xiaoqing?" King Lanling hasn't come back yet. ”

"I didn't tell you about it." Wang Xiaoqing shouted loudly on the other end of the phone: "How did the hip-hop dance I asked you to ask about!" ”

"Hey, you're begging me, that's the tone of asking someone to do something?" Li Xiaojian blackmailed.

Wang Xiaoqing roared: "I don't have good things to say about you, did you do it?" If it doesn't work out, say it quickly, I'll ask for foreign help. ”

"Okay, then please." Li Xiaojian said lightly.

"What? Count you ruthless! Wang Xiaojing said angrily.

"Hehe, I'm not ruthless at all, unless you apologize to me." Li Xiaojian said slowly.

"You!" Wang Xiaoqing was very angry and was about to hang up the phone, but Diao Chan ran over and grabbed the phone and said, "Hey, Xiaoqing, is it?" I'm a mink, and I promised to go hip-hop. ”

"Really? Great, thank you. Wang Xiaoqing's tone was obviously gentle: "What about poetry?" ”

Diao Chan shouted out of the door: "Sister Shishi, classmate Xiaoqing wants us to practice dancing." ”

Xi Shi waved his hand and said, "I don't have to practice, let's fight one by one." ”

Diao Chan said with a black line: "It's not a fight, it's a dance, street dance, the one we danced two days ago." ”

Only then did Xi Shi understand and replied, "Okay, I can participate at any time." ”

Wang Xiaoqing said excitedly on the other end: "That's great, you guys come over tonight, tonight is a rehearsal and a selection competition, although our school is scheduled to advance to the competition, but I want you to help support the façade, and when the time comes, they will look up to us when we go to the competition area." ”

Diao Chan replied: "No problem, Sister Xi Shi said it, she can do it at any time." ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly shouted: "I said no, you are not allowed to go!" ”

"Li Xiaojian, you go to die!" Wang Xiaoqing's angry shout came from the other end of the sentence.