Sister Feng looked at Zhong Lichun for a long time with an extremely curious gaze, scratched her head and said directly, "You go and cook for us." ”

Zhong Lichun pursed his thick lips and said, "No, I won't go, I will avenge you." ”

At this time, Li Xiaojian came over and asked, "Sister Zhong, do you know martial arts?" ”

Zhong Lichun glared at Li Xiaojian, saw the fruit knife on the purple mahogany table, took it and checked it in his hand, then pursed his thick lips and shook his wrist.

The fruit knife seemed to be charged, and it was also like a soul possessed, as if it had vitality in an instant, flipping up and down in his hand, flying sideways from side to side. As Zhong Lichun's wrist shook, the knife drew an obvious arc, this is not a stunt, but a real gun, without decades of knife skills, the knife must not dance so fancy.

Li Xiaojian didn't understand what kind of kung fu this was, in short, he felt that it was very magical, and couldn't help but applaud it.

The fruit knife swam through the water, up and down, flashing in front of everyone, leaving the sound of the wind in everyone's ears. After Zhong Lichun's performance of a set of knife techniques that were extremely full of eye gravity, the two thick lips grinned and said with a smile: "How is it?" Awesome. ”

Everyone burst into warm applause, but Sister Feng pouted and said, "Go cook, embroider your legs." ”

Zhong Lichun approached Sister Feng with a knife, glared and said, "What kind of fist embroidered legs, I'm very powerful." ”

"Isn't it, isn't it?"

Zhong Lichun said as he turned to Li Xiaojian's face and gestured, showing Li Xiaojian's face. Li Xiaojian was so frightened that he fell backwards, and his mouth kept flattering: "Amazing, too powerful, really too powerful." ”

Zhong Lichun's face showed an extremely proud expression, he made a yes gesture towards Sister Feng, pursed his thick lips and asked, "Say, whoever hurt you, I will abolish him." ”

Li Xiaojian just wanted to tell her about the queen mother's hair, but Sister Feng said sharply: "Go cook, don't mess around here!" ”

Seeing that Sister Feng was unhappy, Zhong Lichun pouted and muttered, "I'm helping you, you can't be beaten in vain." ”

Sister Feng said angrily: "Then you have two moves with Xi Shi, and if you can beat Xi Shi, you will be asked to take revenge." ”

"Yes, Xi Shi Ke was injured by someone." Pan An interjected, he also felt that this Zhong Lichun was a little stupid.

Zhong Lichun's eyes widened, looking around, and asked, "Which is Xi Shi, stand up for me, come out!" ”

Xi Shi was staring at Li Xiaojian thinking about something, and was shouted by Zhong Lichun, but he didn't hear it, with his chin in his hand, his eyes flashing with strange colors, like a girl who lived in the boudoir.

The mother-in-law pushed Xi Shi and reminded: "Sister Xi Shi, Xiao Zhong wants to have two tricks with you." ”

Xi Shi was stunned for a moment, blinked and asked, "What tricks?" ”

Zhong Lichun glanced at Xi Shi, a trace of respect flashed in his eyes, and he pursed his thick lips and asked, "You are Xi Shi?" It's pretty to look at, but look at your little arms and legs, can you fight? ”

Xi Shi Nono nodded and said, "Your knife skills are really good, but it is suitable for cutting meat and fruits." ”

"What? How dare you say that about me. Zhong Lichun burst into a shout, regardless of others, he took a big stride, picked up the fruit knife and went to Xi Shi.

I have to say that Zhong Lichun's knife technique is very gorgeous and suitable for performance, but the knife was just close to Xi Shi's throat, and Xi Shi's raised palm hit Zhong Lichun's chest at this time.

"Ahh With a scream, Zhong Lichun flew out upside down and fell on the floor tiles of the aisle house outside.

Xi Shi snorted and muttered, "I'm sorry, I thought you were very powerful, and your shot was too heavy." ”

Zhong Lichun stood up with a puzzled face, patted the dust on his body, and asked with a twisted eyebrow, "Do you know how to spell?" ”

Xi Shi shook his head and said, "I hit it casually, and it happened." ”

"Okay, I'll admit it." Zhong Lichun muttered, and Sister Chaofeng asked, "Where is the kitchen?" I'm going to cook. ”

Diao Chan jumped over and said, "I still want to eat Malatang." ”

Zhong Lichun grinned and said, "That thing is not nutritious, I'll make something good for you, I see that the old man on the kang is sick, make up for him." ”

"What's better?" Li Xiaojian was surprised.

Zhong Lichun ignored him and went to the kitchen at Sister Feng's gesture.

As soon as this guy arrived in the kitchen, he heard a series of pots and pans clattering, and after a while, Zhong Lichun shouted in the kitchen: "Sister Feng, how did this thing ignite the fire?" ”

Sister Feng shouted, "Just unscrew those two switches." ”

After shouting, Sister Feng said to Li Xiaojian: "Xiaojian, you better go over and take a look, Zhong Lichun didn't know how to use the gas stove when he first came." ”

Li Xiaojian nodded and walked towards the kitchen, and the moment he stepped into the kitchen, a raging fire suddenly ignited at the place of the gas stove, and the flames reached the roof.

"Wow, set it on fire!" Zhong Lichun shouted and ran out of the kitchen, his sleeves already burned, and his hair smelling of burning.

Li Xiaojian hurriedly ran forward, extinguished the fire on her sleeve, and then quickly rushed into the kitchen, poured the soaked half pot of vegetables to the gas stove that was burning the fire, and then quickly rushed over to turn off the gas stove switch, and the flames gradually went out.

Li Xiaojian came out of the kitchen with a black face and cried: "Sister Zhong, you almost made an explosion, is this cooking for us, or murder." ”

Everyone looked at the two people who were blackened by the fire, laughing nonstop, and finally the mother-in-law came over to help the two wipe their faces and bodies, and the two of them looked a little human.

This time, Li Xiaojian took Zhong Lichun to the kitchen and handed him how to use the gas stove little by little. Looking at the gradually heating oil pot and the endless flames, Zhong Lichun said with joy: "This thing is really easy to use, you don't need to light firewood." ”

"yes, that's good, you can do it slowly." After Li Xiaojian finished speaking, he quickly walked out of the kitchen, he was afraid that Zhong Lichun would pull him to wash the vegetables.

Zhong Lichun saw Li Xiaojian leaving, and muttered, "It's a little sample, how can Sister Feng take a fancy to you." ”

Everyone was still laughing about the fire just now, and it wasn't until Li Xiaojian came out that everyone stopped laughing. Liu Yong asked Sister Feng very strangely, and said, "Xiaofeng, why does Zhong Lichun look a little brainless, don't say that in history." ”

Sister Feng was also surprised: "I didn't like this when I met her, she was extremely smart, and she had the brain to fight with her mother-in-law." Xiaojian, what's going on? ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly shook his head and said: "How do I know, when Diao Chan and I met her, she was working for a shabu stall in the canteen, and you said that I also thought that she was a little short of electricity, so I actually told the shop owner the recipe." ”

"Isn't this scientific?" Sister Feng scratched her head and said.

Zuo Si shook his head, pinched his fingers and calculated, and said with a smile: "No, Zhong Lichun was originally very smart, but now she has become a little demented because she was squeezed in the tunnel she crossed." ”

"Damn, you are still squeezed when the tunnel is the birth canal." Li Xiaojian said casually, only to find that his analogy was not appropriate.

Everyone glanced at him with disdain, and Zuo Si explained: "If I'm not mistaken, she should have crossed over with someone else, it was too crowded at the time, and the two collided a little ...... It's sluggish, but it's okay, it should be good to get used to it. ”

"And others? You're saying someone else is coming, too? Li Xiaojian was surprised.

Sister Feng frowned and said, "I didn't feel it!" ”

Zuo Si shook his head and said, "You shouldn't feel it, because he ......"

"How is he?" The crowd asked anxiously.

"He ......," Zuo Si pondered, "It's okay." ”

"Go, it's scared us to death." Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Zuo Si said: "It's just that there may be some problems with the head." ”

"That is, can there be no problem with the brain when one birth canal gives birth to two children at the same time?" Li Xiaojian said casually.

"Li Xiaojian, you want to die, right?" Sister Feng shouted loudly, and then the other women rushed up and slashed at Li Xiaojian.

After scolding Li Xiaojian, Sister Feng asked, "Zuo Si, who is coming here with Zhong Lichun?" ”

Zuo Si pinched his fingers and calculated, and said, "It's a woman, I can't figure out who it is." ”

"Oh, then we'll have to pick her up." Li Xiaojian said that he prayed to Wang Zhaojun, one of the four beauties. Zhaojun is popular all over the country, a generation of great men in history, achieves internal and external peace, is talented, and has the reputation of "falling geese". The most important thing is that there may be a problem with his brain, how stupid it is, maybe his great wish to fall in love with one of the four beauties will come true.

Zuo Si waved his hand and said, "No need, because the tunnel is too crowded, she went somewhere else when she came out." ”

"Where?" The crowd asked.

Zuo Si shook his head and said, "This is what I'm most worried about, I can't figure out her position." ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone's faces showed a look of worry, and Sister Feng was obviously a little lost.

At this moment, Zhong Lichun's first course came up. The first dish is a cold dish made with tomatoes, cucumbers, shredded potatoes and vermicelli.

This dish looks very ordinary, and everyone has no desire to take chopsticks, only Yang Guifei ate two bites.

Sister Feng said: "You guys try it quickly, the dishes made by Sister Zhong must be better than those I cooked." ”

Everyone's eyes turned to Yang Guifei, Yang Guifei smiled faintly, when everyone was about to take the chopsticks, this guy actually ate more than half of the entire plate in one go.

Everyone put a little bit in their mouths, and their faces all showed horror. Li Xiaojian couldn't help but sigh, what kind of dish is this, it is clearly a big c hemp, which makes people linger and forget to return, and it is difficult to pull out the entrance. The flavor seems to cover the top flavor of all vegetables, and the tongue feels numb and enters a state of entanglement with flavor.

The second dish is stir-fried dishes, which are also stir-fried together and then simply concocted.

This time, everyone didn't hesitate to rush over and wiped out a large plate of dishes in an instant. After eating, Yang Guifei said with great appreciation: "Sister Zhong, this is the best dish I have ever tasted, if you were in my time, I would definitely promote you to be the head of the imperial dining room." ”

Li Xiaojian pouted and said: "Little girl, you have a problem with your brain, in other people's days, she was older than you." ”

Yang Guifei scratched her head and said, "Really? But she is not one of the four beauties. ”

Li Xiaojian struck: "But it is more famous than you, and the search click rate of the four ugly girls on the homepage of Baidu is not lower than yours." ”

Yang Guifei stuck out her tongue helplessly, and then waited for the arrival of the next dish.

The third course is stewed pork, and when the lid is opened, a unique fragrance wafts in. When Zhong Lichun brought the meat over, a large pot of meat didn't have any fragrance, and it looked very ordinary.

Everyone just wanted to move the chopsticks, but Zhong Lichun brought the stewed meat to Sister Feng and said, "Let's give it to the patient first." ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly stopped: "The patient can't digest the meat after eating it." ”

Zhong Lichun glanced at him and said, "This meat is a great tonic, and he eats it quickly." ”

Sister Feng half-believed and put the piece on Yue Lao's mouth. Yue Lao reluctantly swallowed the meat into his mouth, but when he chewed it, his pale face was a little flushed, and his eyes slowly exuded a little brightness.