Yue Lao stared at Li Xiaojian for a long time, and said in surprise: "You really don't know? ”

"How do I know about the things in heaven, I know that Sister Feng has deceived me." Li Xiaojian smashed his head and said.

Yue Lao sighed and said, "Then let me tell you about it, this matter has already caused a stir in Heavenly Court." ”

"Xiaofeng was recommended by the king of Hades, and as soon as she arrived in Heaven, she immediately caused an uproar. Her beauty has become otherworldly, and all the fairies have been erased by her. At that time, many male gods in Tiangong took a fancy to her and scrambled to be with Xiaofeng. It has caused chaos in the entire fairy world, and I suspect that the king of Hades deliberately played the Jade Emperor.

At that time, I was the busiest, and many immortals asked me to pull the line every day, and I was going to find a god with the highest bid to pull the line, but the Jade Emperor suddenly found me.

You also know that the Jade Emperor is the boss of the sky, and I finally agreed to him unconditionally. But somehow, there was an error in the marriage compass, and Xiaofeng's marriage line just couldn't be pulled.

Later, Xiaofeng accepted the task of returning to the world and landed on the shore of Bibo Lake. Due to the blockage of the passage from the underworld to the world, after strong friction, all the clothes on her body fell off and she entered the lake.

The Jade Emperor knew that those historical figures had strong personalities, and the mortal world was sinister, so he was afraid that she would not be able to cope with it, so he wanted to give her some mana, so he went to heaven in private and happened to meet Xiaofeng in Bibo Lake. Bibo Lake was deeply dry, the Jade Emperor mistakenly absorbed a large amount of mortal qi, was dyed by seven emotions and six desires, and saw Sister Feng's exquisite body for the first time, so he didn't hold back for a while.

However, he just hugged Xiaofeng, but the Queen Mother suddenly fell from the sky, seeing this situation, her old vinegar jar overturned, took away the Jade Emperor in a fit of anger, and cursed Xiaofeng, so she had eight more acne on her face.

In the end, it was the Jade Emperor who interceded, and the Queen Mother agreed, if Xiaofeng could facilitate the eight marriages, she would restore her original appearance. ”

"You didn't lie to me, did you?" Li Xiaojian was a little stupid when he heard it.

"How could I lie to you, I know these things best." Yue Lao's face suddenly turned red as he spoke.

"Did the Jade Emperor and Sister Feng have a relationship?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Yue Lao scratched his head and smiled: "I didn't even get involved, what do you say?" ”

Li Xiaojian thought for a while and shook his head and said, "You still want to get to the point, why did you bring me and Sister Feng together." ”

Yue Lao's eyes suddenly narrowed into a line, and he said happily: "Actually, you are an ordinary person, I drew it among billions of people, but I didn't expect your marriage line to be quite matched." ”

Li Xiaojian raised his fist, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm ...... Looks like I should buy a lottery ticket tomorrow with this winning rate. ”

Yue Lao patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "You should thank me, Xiaofeng is a good girl." Be content, if you don't have Xiaofeng, you may not be a single person in your life. ”

Li Xiaojian jumped up and spitted: "I won't marry Sister Feng even if I beat a bachelor!" ”

"It's up to you......" Yue Lao had an indifferent expression on his face.

Li Xiaojian didn't want to discuss these anymore, since a qiē happened, let it take its course. However, since Yue Lao came from heaven, he didn't plan to let him go.

Li Xiaojian patted Yue Lao on the shoulder and said, "Second uncle, do I want to ask you something?" ”

Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I won't say the secret." ”

"No, it's just like you asking about someone, I want to ask you what Tang Seng did after he came back from learning the scriptures?" Li Xiaojian asked. He has always wanted to know this question, but he has not found the answer after watching "Journey to the West" for so many years.

"You want to know him?" When Yue Lao heard Tang Seng, a strange expression appeared on his face.

"Yes, please." Li Xiaojian nodded madly, for him, Tang Seng's future is much more attractive than the news in the entertainment industry.

Elder Yue sighed and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you about it." ”

After Tang Seng came back from learning the scriptures, his official road was prosperous, and he was promoted to a high-level institution in a short time, plus he married the king of his daughter's country, and the backstage became harder, and it didn't take long for him to rise to the position of prime minister. You know, learning scriptures from the west is a disguise, Tang Seng just lacks grassroots work experience, so he sent it down to exercise, but he couldn't let himself suffer, so he let Sun Wukong and Bajie, Sha Monk, Bailongma, and other people who made mistakes follow the sparring partner and serve him.

In fact, Tang Seng is not in danger at all, where they go, Guanyin Bodhisattva is clear, every critical moment, even if Sun Wukong does not go to her, she will definitely go in person or send disciples. As soon as the lotus flower swings, the demonic spirit disappears. And those so-called monsters, except for those who have no backstage to fend for themselves like the white bone spirit, the others are either the mounts of any gods, or the goldfish raised by the Bodhisattva. ”

"Wait, second master, I know all this, I just want to know how Tang Seng is now." Li Xiaojian had a black circle, but he didn't expect that Yue Lao was very real, and he missed the heavenly machine.

"He's the Prime Minister of the Sky now." Yue Lao scratched his head and seemed to understand: "Oh, you kid is asking me about his ** history, right?" I have to talk about it, last time my three points of immortal fate were deducted from him. ”

"The king of the daughter country has recently been blessed, and he is fat, Tang Seng really can't stand it and goes to beg me. Now he is a team of celebrities, and the junior is a group. The sexiest thing in his ** is the spider spirit, but the two of them hide it very well, and basically don't leave any clues. The Jade Rabbit Essence is the most innocent, and that guy knows that he can't trap Chang'e, so he can only start from her. The white rat spirit is still very charming, she was changed by Tang Seng files, changed her age, and arranged to be received in another unit.

The last time I was deducted points was because of his mistake, he brought the white bone spirit out of heaven and earth, but he didn't control it and got pregnant and gave birth to a girl. Tang Seng had no choice but to buy her a villa and give her a BMW. ”

"What?" Li Xiaojian jumped up and exclaimed, "You guys are so messy above? ”

"That's, it's more messy than this, there are basically no male goblins in Li Tianwang's tower, the Weaver Girl has also been **, Erlang God's dog has been running to Yaochi Xianji recently, and the most annoying thing is that Feng Po and Dianmu have recently fallen out, and their twilight love triangle with Thor is a mess."

"Stop, stop!" Li Xiaojian was a little broken, this heavenly thing was really much more chaotic than he thought. "Second uncle, you should tell us about Sun Wukong."

Yue Lao smiled and said: "Sun Wukong is the worst among several people, you know, he has no backstage, and in the end he can only go back to Huaguo Mountain, I heard that he has set up a tourist attraction, but he paid too much tax and is about to go out of business." He hasn't even had a daughter-in-law until now, after the death of the Bull Demon King, Tang Seng has been asking him to find the princess of the iron fan, but he pretends to be high, and he doesn't want to find a second marriage, but he has no power, where to find the right one if he has no money, I am the most worried about him. ”

"Look at the white dragon horse, his father is Ao Gang, the Dragon King of the West Sea, the standard "second generation official" + "rich second generation", only a few days after returning from the experience, he was appointed as the executive vice mayor of the East China Sea. Some time ago, I held a research meeting, and I went to participate, and the pomp and circumstance were much stronger than the peach banquet. ”

"Bajie and Sha Seng were sent to exercise on a temporary basis, and not only were the officials reinstated, but now they are all clearly at the level of the bureau. Bajie is now like a fish in water, the upper line is good, and he is also very influential among female cadres.

The honest sand monk also set up a quicksand river real estate company, and the villas were built on Mars. Now he and the Seven Fairies** also have a leg with He Xiangu, and there are dozens of houses alone. ”

"Damn, second uncle, are these what you are talking about in "Journey to the West"?" Li Xiaojian was a little stupid, and only then did he realize that the reality was so cruel.

Yue Lao patted Li Xiaojian's head and said earnestly: "So you better get along with Xiaofeng, with your conditions, you should be content to climb such a good woman." ”

After hearing this, Li Xiaojian lay directly on the kang and stopped talking.

Yue Lao glanced at the time and said, "Go to sleep, otherwise it will be dawn." Also, you just know what I said tonight, because of Xiaofeng's matter recently, the Jade Emperor issued a strict investigation, don't get into trouble. Actually, I came to the lower realm to avoid being implicated, after all, I know too many things. ”

Li Xiaojian suddenly thought of something and asked, "Second uncle, you have such a powerful golden finger, why didn't you find yourself a few beautiful goddesses?" ”

As soon as he heard this, Yue Lao's face showed an extremely disappointed expression, his mouth was high, and he snorted: "Your ** milk can't eat me!" ”

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and wondered: "What is my ** milk?" ”

Yue Lao glanced at him and went to sleep directly.