When he woke up early in the morning, Li Xiaojian didn't hear Xi Shi's natural sound, and when he ran to Sister Feng's house after going to the toilet, he found Xi Shi disassembling the toys he bought in the supermarket yesterday.

When Xi Shi saw Li Xiaojian coming, he hurriedly shouted: "Xiaojian, do you think I am well modified?" ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at it and almost fainted. Xi Shi is worthy of being a genius, she has made a perfect combination of toy racing cars, Transformers and music boxes, and synthesized a car machine qì person, the key is that she has also learned the remote control system, and at this time she is directing the machine qì person to dance.

"That...... Sister Xi Shi is amazing, I have a chance to buy some parts and come back, you will assemble a carriage? Li Xiaojian suddenly had a bold idea.

"No problem." Xi Shi replied briskly: "But remember to bring the notebook, I want to see Stephen Chow." ”

"Oh." Li Xiaojian was dizzy, feeling that the ** family Xi Shi is a beautiful woman, scientific research and star chasing.

There was a class this morning, and when Li Xiaojian wanted to leave after breakfast, Sister Feng suddenly stopped him: "Xiaojian, someone may come over today, you keep an eye on it." ”

"Who's coming?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Sister Feng smiled awkwardly and said, "I don't feel accurate, it should be my mother-in-law." ”

Mother-in-law is the first ugly girl in history, Li Xiaojian knows it after reading history. It's just that he doesn't understand why he is still dissatisfied with love when he becomes a princess. Thinking of the description of his mother-in-law in the book, Li Xiaojian had goosebumps all over his body.

"Sister Feng, isn't it right?" Li Xiaojian said reluctantly: "My mother-in-law is a woman. ”

Sister Feng saw Li Xiaojian's thoughts, so she said helplessly: "If you don't want to take it, forget it, my sensing ability is biased now, and it is likely that it will be Diao Chan who comes this time." ”

"Don't deceive people, I don't care about it anyway."

Crossing the path, Li Xiaojian hummed the song taught to him by the prodigal brother, and with the arrival of the old man, he suddenly felt no longer lonely. If you can hear the down-to-earth gossip of Tiangong every night, it can be regarded as a kind of edification of his life. Actually, he really wanted to have something to do with Xi Shi, but he just felt that Xi Shi was too smart, and if he fought with such a woman, he was likely to be injured, and there was Sister Feng who knew magic.

When he was about to arrive at the school gate, Li Xiaojian was surprised to find that the old man who sold egg cakes did not come to set up a stall today. It is estimated that he met his wife and shook off the essence that he had accumulated for many years.

Li Xiaojian went back to the dormitory first, Xi Shi wanted to see Stephen Chow, and he had to bring his laptop back. As soon as he arrived at the dormitory, Wang Buer asked with concern: "Fourth, did the matter settle last night?" ”

Li Xiaojian nodded and said, "It's settled, an old man is easy to say." ”

"Come on, everyone's parents are looking for you, I said the fourth, you won't really give your youth to Shishi, right?" Wang Buer asked a little unwillingly.

Li Xiaojian smiled: "Of course." The poems are so beautiful, what do I want to be young? ”

King Wu didn't even want the country for Xi Shi, not to mention that he was an ordinary college student.

When I returned to the classroom, my classmates were discussing the old man and the donkey last night. The school is not big, so strange things have long been spread, Li Xiaojian estimates that there are already photos of Yue Lao and the donkey on the campus Internet. He didn't listen much in class, his thinking was wild in the first half of the class, and the whole thought wandered around the divine realm, and in the end he was still entangled in Sister Feng. No matter what Yue Lao said, he felt that Sister Feng's appearance was by no means accidental, maybe there was a big conspiracy behind this qiē.

Because he chatted with Yue Lao too late last night, he missed sleep, and Li Xiaojian almost slept in the second half of the class. In his sleep, he had a dream, dreaming that he was an official, as if he was in charge of the marriage line of the three worlds of "heaven, earth and man", and like Yue Lao, he was fiddling with the marriage compass, and then he led Teacher Cang on his marriage line.

"Haha." When Li Xiaojian woke up, his face was full of intoxication, and all the words flowed out.

After class, Li Xiaojian didn't go to the real building, to be honest, he was a little afraid to go to that place by himself, and he really didn't want to see his mother-in-law. Walking out of the teaching building, Li Xiaojian found that there were many people gathered on the playground, and from a distance, it was basically all female students.

There must be so many people watching, and Li Xiaojian can basically conclude that there is either a clothing exhibition or a handsome guy performing inside. Li Xiaojian didn't like these two things, so he didn't plan to go over.

However, when he was about to go back to the courtyard, two fat girls ran by him, and the two of them muttered while running: "Hurry up, I heard that the man is super handsome and doesn't wear clothes." ”

Li Xiaojian's body was tilted by the wind brought up by the two of them when they ran, and it was roughly estimated that the combined weight of the two should be 300 kilograms! Li Xiaojian found that the direction in which the two were running was the school's playground.

Li Xiaojian settled down and immediately ran towards the playground. It's not that he thinks the two dinosaurs in front of him are attractive enough, but he's heard that some people don't wear clothes. The one who can come out and mix without clothes in school must be from Sister Feng's side.

The school playground is modeled after the construction of the Olympic Sports Center, and the group of people is surrounded in the middle of the football field, and when Li Xiaojian ran over, there were already hundreds of people.

On the wide lawn, a group of women raised their hands and cheered, Li Xiaojian stood on tiptoe and looked inside, the innermost female student was wearing a nurse's uniform, cheering non-stop, and swarming towards the ** man in the middle.

The man in the middle was tall, muscular, with copper-colored skin. The man's face was like a silver basin, with sword eyebrows and black eyes. Ying Ting's thin and lightly pursed mouth under the bridge of his nose is pouting a trace of arc, and it is precisely this subtle movement that looks particularly handsome and chic on his angular outline, standing there, exuding a heroic atmosphere.

If Xi Shi is the most beautiful woman Li Xiaojian has ever seen, then this man is the most handsome man he has ever seen. I'm afraid that this man's will not only make women crazy, but also make men envious. At least Li Xiaojian regarded him as an object of worship.

Li Xiaojian searched in his mind for a long time, and finally found a word that suited him, "This person looks better than Pan An." ”

At this time, this man who looked better than Pan An was really depressed, his eyes were full of confusion, there was only a football on his body blocking his lower body, and the whole person seemed to be performing body art, while those kept cheering and taking pictures. Li Xiaojian admires the endurance of this handsome guy very much, if he were replaced, he would probably have gone crazy a long time ago.

It seems that this person should be from Sister Feng's side, Li Xiaojian didn't dare to rush in directly, he was afraid of being torn apart by those crazy women. In a hurry, he shouted loudly to the crowd: "Beauties, do you want a handsome guy phone?" He's my cousin. ”

At first, the women didn't react, but after Li Xiaojian shouted a few times, many female students began to look at her.

Li Xiaojian took advantage of the staggered gap of the female student, quickly squeezed in, grabbed the handsome guy and ran out. The handsome guy probably wanted to get away quickly, so he ran away with Li Xiaojian without hesitation.

Just a few steps away, Li Xiaojian suddenly felt that he had bumped into something very soft but very strong, and directly bounced him back, and the computer almost fell. Stabilizing his body, Li Xiaojian looked forward, and it turned out that the two hundred-kilogram dinosaurs just now were blocking the way. It's really not easy to take the handsome guy away from the human wall, but Li Xiaojian got out, took a big step forward to block the handsome guy behind him, and then shouted at the female students: "My cousin said, if any of you can give him a dress, I will accompany her to eat tonight, and the pants will fine." ”

After Li Xiaojian finished shouting, he said to the handsome guy behind him: "Cousin, isn't it?" ”

The handsome guy was a little confused, and felt that Li Xiaojian was here to save him, so he nodded.

The female students were stunned for two seconds, and then the fat dinosaur took the lead and began to take off their pants or skirts. Looking at the scene of the skirt girl taking off her skirt, Li Xiaojian was about to burst into laughter, he really wanted to watch it for a while, but he was afraid that he would not be able to control the scene after a while, so he grabbed a white skirt and handed it to the handsome guy next to him, shouting: "Wear it while running!" ”

The handsome guy also reacted, and it was probably the first time to see so many women take off their pants together, and he was a little scared. Hearing Li Xiaojian shout like this, he grabbed the white skirt and ran away.

The handsome guy has a good figure and runs very fast, Li Xiaojian can't catch up at all.

"Hey, follow me!" Li Xiaojian hurriedly shouted, he was afraid that he would get lost.

Then, a super wonderful scene was staged in the school, a thin man with a muscular man in a skirt running, followed by dozens of female students with skirts in their hands chasing after them, and everyone around them stopped moving, all took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Li Xiaojian's lung capacity was low, and he was holding a notebook, and he was already tired before he ran out of the school gate, and at this time, seven or eight female students had already caught up, and there were people blocking the way in front.

Li Xiaojian really couldn't run, so he had no choice but to stop, looking at the female students who came up around him, he had a feeling that he would be torn apart.

Seeing the female students surrounding them, Li Xiaojian's half of his tendons suddenly glowed, and he hurriedly opened his hands to hug the handsome guy, and then opened his mouth and stood on tiptoe to kiss the handsome guy's face. Anyway, the first kiss was given to Sister Feng, and he was not afraid.

After kissing the handsome guy, Li Xiaojian shouted loudly: "Did you see it? My cousin has a broken back, are you still here? ”

When he shouted, people saw that the handsome guy was only wearing a skirt, and they all stopped helplessly.

At this time, Li Xiaojian gasped for breath and pulled the handsome guy with a blank face to walk outside. When passing by the group of female students, Li Xiaojian could see the rich expressions on their faces, some regretful, some angry, some lost, some bitter, and some sympathetic......

Leaving the school, Li Xiaojian breathed a sigh of relief, let go of his hand and looked at the handsome guy and asked, "Who are you?" It was Sister Feng who asked me to pick you up. ”

As soon as he heard Sister Feng, the handsome guy's eyes suddenly flashed with golden light, and he exclaimed, "Really? I'm Pan An, where is Sister Feng? ”

"Who are you?" Li Xiaojian found himself a little deaf.

"I'm Pan An, are you?" Pan An frowned.

Li Xiaojian jumped up, gritted his teeth and scolded: "You, are you still dissatisfied with love?" ”

Pan An scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "Yes, in fact, I have always had a crush on Sister Feng, if she is the heroine, I must be his male protagonist and be his man once." ”

"What?" Li Xiaojian was thundered by this sentence.

Pan An said seriously: "Really, I'm here for Sister Feng, little brother, are you?" ”

Hearing Pan An say this, Li Xiaojian suddenly felt relieved, laughed and said, "I am your brother-in-law!" ”