179 A woman with inconvenient legs and feet
Yang Yi and the fat man casually found a small restaurant to solve lunch, because of the previous warning of the beautiful counselor, Yang Yi's appetite was affected, but he ate five dishes, most of the half a catty of white rice.
It's a fat man, without any pressure in his heart, he should eat and drink, and he looks like an uncle.
And after this product has been in the underworld for a long time, it has a lot of momentum in talking and doing things, and the waiter in the restaurant brought a pair of chopsticks, and the goods were in a hurry when they landed, and they were going to jump when they slapped the table.
"How did you get this hotel? The waiter's attitude? Go and call your boss over, I'm going to smash his hotel......"
The little waitress was stunned by this goods, and was almost about to cry, Yang Yi slapped the fat man's head, and then held his face and said: "Fatty, you calm down, calm down, listen to me, we are the underworld, not scum, you are insulting our identity by doing this!" ”
"Yes, yes, Brother Yang is right!" The fat man nodded repeatedly.
The waitress was frightened again, and hurriedly left, muttering in a low voice: "Neurotic! ”
Yang Yi's ears were sensitive, and when he heard the muttering of his sister's paper, he slapped the table and shouted, "How can you do this hotel?" The waiter's attitude? Go and call your boss over, I'm going to smash his hotel......"
After eating and then returning to school, the afternoon class has begun, and the lecture is a middle-aged and elderly woman, Yang Yi and the fat man suddenly disturbed her, but she was not angry, probably because such students have seen too much, just glanced at it and waved their hands to let the two of them in.
The return of Yang Yi and the fat man made Luo Jun, Fan Tao and Zhao Anyu and others happy, they naturally knew about last night's events, although a woman came over this morning and said that Yang Yi and they were fine, but they didn't see any living people, and several people still felt a little uneasy in their hearts.
Hua Xuan poked Zhao Anyu's elbow, and was silently scolded by the latter with a pair of beautiful eyes.
Hua Xuan spit out her pink tongue and whispered, "Sister Yu, the big pervert is back......"
"I saw ......"
"Why did you think he went?"
"Don't you know? was captured by the underworld......" Zhao Anyu rolled his eyes, this best friend, is it possible that she is brainless again? Why are you still asking about something that was being discussed just now?
Hua Xuan shook her head and said, "Oh, that's not what people are talking about, I mean, the big pervert was captured by the underworld, how could a woman say that he was fine?" What does that woman have to do with him? ”
"How do I know?" Zhao Anyu said, "Besides, what does he have to do with that woman, what does it matter to me?" ”
Although he said so, but somehow, another voice suddenly sounded in Zhao Anyu's heart, the name of the big pervert and the big pervert really match him, it's only been a few days, and I met a beautiful woman again, although ...... There was something wrong with the woman's body......
Hua Xuan didn't get the answer she wanted, so she shut up and didn't say anything, alas, Sister Yu is really, she obviously cares about the big pervert in her heart, everyone has seen it, and she has seen his seat no less than 100 times in the morning.
I obviously like him, but I don't dare to face my true thoughts, do I still blame you for liking the same person?
How can it be, we are good sisters, and we should share good things.
If Yang Yi can hear Hua Xuan's heart at this moment, it is estimated that he will kiss this girl's little mouth, tsk, the little mouth is so sweet, my brother likes you like this!
Yang Yi sat in his seat and greeted Lin Zhuzhu with a smile: "Hello, dear tablemate, I haven't seen each other for a total of eighteen hours in one night and half a day, I don't think I ......."
I thought that Lin Zhuzhu would not shake himself, but who knew that Lin Zhuzhu actually nodded with a red face, Yang Yi poked his head and glanced at the window, the sun didn't come out of the west?!
Lin Zhuzhu himself couldn't figure out why he blushed, probably because he hadn't seen him for eighteen hours, it turned out that he was so delicate.
In some cases, a woman's IQ can be almost negligible, and the arithmetic that the first grade of primary school knows is Yang Yi's delicacy in Lin Zhuzhu's view.
"If you miss me, you can kiss me......" Yang Yi cheekily put his mouth on his mouth.
But Lin Zhuzhu picked up the book and slapped it when the teacher turned to face the blackboard, I hate it, there are so many people, why do you have to find a time when there is no one.
Hey, no, no one. Lin Zhuzhu was shy again.
Yang Yi looked at the girl's face crimson with an obsessive face, and his heart was full of a sense of accomplishment, see no, Lao Tzu's tricks are superb again, this is all the precious experience that thousands of flowers have crawled and rolled out!
Yang Yi took out the textbook and flipped through it seriously, and after a while, he stabbed his elbow twice, and a note was handed to him.
He flipped through the note and saw that Lin Zhuzhujuan's handwriting was printed on it: "Are you okay?" I heard that you were captured by the underworld, so I'm worried about your ......"
Although there are only a few simple words, but it completely carries the care of a girl, Yang Yi quietly put the note into his pocket, this note, Lao Tzu will treasure for a lifetime.
Take it out and look at it when you miss you, it's best if the two of us are lying in bed one day and watching it together!
He tore up a piece of paper and replied: "How can it be okay, I'm scared to death, you hurry up and comfort me......"
"Liar, you're still jumping around......"
"Hahaha, you found out, but it's not me, it's the fat man, he ...... Alas......"
Lin Zhuzhu looked at the two ellipses, and a picture of inappropriate children appeared in his mind, and the fat man was given a ...... by a group of women
Belch...... It's disgusting......
The girl shook her head and replied, "The festival mourns and changes ......."
Writing so much should have ended, but Lin Zhuzhu somehow suddenly added another sentence in his head: "How many times has he been gammed?" ”
Yang Yi looked at the note with pinyin and Chinese characters, a chill, the pure table has fallen, whose fault is this?!
But when he thought of the fat man's miserable appearance last night, he couldn't cry or laugh again, Yang Yi replied casually: "He thinks that other people's women are not happy, he was just stripped of his clothes, and he was ...... fat."
"It's disgusting, don't say it, I can't bear to look at ......"
"Mine is good-looking, do you want to see it?"
", I won't tell you, what about the class......"
After replying to this, Lin Zhuzhu sat upright, looking like a good girl, leaning up and wearing a pair of black-framed glasses to listen carefully.
It's so beautiful, and it's so beautiful with glasses! Yang Yi saw it in his eyes and secretly admired it in his heart.
There are few courses in the university, there are not many lectures in one class, and the rest is self-study, and as soon as the lecturer walked out of the classroom, the room immediately sounded chaotically with talking.
Lin Zhuzhu leaned his head to Yang Yi and whispered, "Hey, who is that woman?" ”
"Woman? What woman? Yang Yi was confused.
"It's the woman who came to school today and said that you and Sun Qiang are fine!"
"I don't know......" Yang Yi was puzzled, which kind eldest sister is this?
"I really don't know? That woman is so pretty......"
Yang Yi's eyes lit up, wiped the corners of his mouth, and looked like a swinger: "What? Belle? Did you leave your contact information? I want to thank her, preferably in person! ”
"Phew, shameless!" Lin Zhuzhu took a sip and blushed, but still said, "No, she said you know her ......"