Liu Jingyi on the other end of the phone was about to slap the table and scold her mother, these two hateful students are really indebted, they obviously connected the phone but didn't say anything, this is not just a waste of the old lady's phone bill.

It's a disguised insult to a beautiful woman!

I'm angry, I'm angry, Liu Jingyi's lower abdomen hurts slightly, oops, it's not good, the angry aunt is going to be disordered......

"Do you two want to ...... death," Liu Jingyi, the beautiful counselor, stomped her feet angrily.

Another old professor downstairs was noisy for a lunch break, looked at the ceiling above her head, and couldn't help but secretly say: "Young people now, it's true, you have to come to the office at noon......

Yang Yi and the fat man on the other end of the phone looked at each other and smiled bitterly, it's over, this completely makes the beautiful counselor hold a grudge.

"What to do?" Yang Yi asked.

The fat man gritted his teeth and said, "It's not okay to hang up the phone, now it seems that only the fat brother and I can turn the tide......"

As he spoke, he snatched Yang Yi's mobile phone, pinched his throat and said to the phone: "I'm sorry, the user you dialed is eating, please wait for him to finish eating before dialing ......."

“sorry……”

After the fat man finished speaking, he raised his head proudly at Yang Yi, which seemed to say, how about it, your fat brother's English is still not bad, right?

But...... However, Yang Yi felt that he had the urge to kick him away......

The other end of the phone was silent for about a few seconds, and suddenly there was a happy smile.

Liu Jingyi covered her stomach in the chair and laughed to death, tears were about to flow, she laughed for a long time, and when she saw that the call had not hung up, she sighed: "Sun ...... Sun Qiang: Right? Are you stupid? Do Zhongyuan Mobile and Zhongyuan Unicom have such a prompt tone? Still eating, why don't you eat stupidly, you ......"

was too excited for a while, and the beautiful counselor's mouth became dirty, without any ladylike image.

The fat man naturally heard these words of the beautiful counselor, and he said to Yang Yi stupidly: "Brother Yang, is there a prompt sound to remind you that you are eating?" ”

"Your family?" Yang Yi's eyes rolled to the sky.

"But the last time I called a sister paper and asked her out for dinner, I heard such a prompt sound...... "The fat man was stunned.

", roll the calf......"

Yang Yi couldn't help it, and kicked him away, Made, with this IQ, he also asked his sister to eat......

Yang Yi put the phone to his ear again, and asked in a vague voice, "Hey, are you there?" Who are you?! ”

"I ...... I am your teacher......" Liu Jingyi on the other end of the phone was not lightly angry, and her feelings were in vain for a long time, and no one knew who she was.

"Teacher? Oh, it's Mr. Liu, right? Yang Yi continued.

Liu Jingyi was just about to say yes on the other side, when she heard Yang Yi continue to say to herself: "Teacher Liu, I already told you yesterday, the child has a miscarriage, this is fate, as long as you are fine, you are only forty-five, is it a matter of having another one next year?" ”

"I ...... I ......" Liu Jingyi stammered on the other side for a long time, and didn't say another word.

This...... Where is this, when did the old lady miscarry? Phew, the old lady doesn't have a man yet, and I'm only "eighteen", okay, a flower, what forty-five, roll the calf......

"Yang Yi, you hear clearly, it's me ......" Liu Jingyi had no choice but to say helplessly.

She didn't realize at this time that Yang Yi on the other end of the phone was deliberately entertaining her.

"Ah, it turned out to be Teacher Zhang, oh, I heard it wrong just now...... Yang Yi said in a sudden voice, "Teacher Zhang, don't call me in the future, I beg you, the child is really not mine...... Three years ago, I just took your hand, and you said that you are pregnant now and you care about my, even if you are a father, it is not so cheap......"

This is even more outrageous, she got pregnant after pulling her hand, Liu Jingyi, who was quite pure in thought, didn't figure it out for a while, but she already vaguely felt that what Yang Yi said was obviously avoiding herself.

In this case, the old lady won't let you dodge, thinking of this, Liu Jingyi said to the phone: "Yang Yi, I am your college counselor, Liu Jingyi, do you understand this time?" ”

"Ah, it's Liu Jingyi's beauty?!" Yang Yi pretended to be surprised.

Liu Jingyi, the beautiful counselor on the other end of the phone, couldn't help but feel comfortable in her heart, hum, you are a stinky boy, you know that the old lady is a beauty, since this is the case, I will blame you a few words in the afternoon.

No thanks, grandma and I are so generous......

"You've finally heard me now, haven't you?" Liu Jingyi jokingly abused, hum, look at how you kid still pulls calves.

Yang Yi sneered and said: "Hehe, I've been busy with business recently, and there is something wrong with my ears, don't be angry, beautiful teacher, how about I invite you to dinner?" Now that it's time for dinner, you must have something to talk to me about when you call me, so let's talk while we eat......"

"Okay......"

Somehow, Liu Jingyi was playful for a while.

But who knows, as soon as the word 'ya' came out, Yang Yi on the other end of the phone scolded: "Damn, there are so many liars now, our teachers have always been well-known for their justice, and they never accept bribes from students, how can they agree to me to invite them to dinner?" ”

"Hmph, you liar, you were pierced by a little trick by my witty master, and you are embarrassed to come out and deceive people, go back and practice for a few more years......"

"However, you have a lot of high-tech, and you also use voice changer, what software? Where was it downloaded? Alas, forget it, I'm talking nonsense with you to be a bird? ”

Yang Yi said, and yelled at the fat man: "You dead fat man, let me answer the phone, fortunately Lao Tzu is smart, otherwise he will be deceived into going to a big meal, you will compensate me, hum......"

After speaking, he didn't wait for the beautiful counselor to speak, and hung up the phone with a 'quack'.

"I ......" The beautiful teacher on the other side is dizzy and angry, which ...... Is he to blame? But is he really so full of positive energy in his eyes?

Liu Jingyi was entangled for a while, but after a while, she figured it out, this dead Yang Yi, those words must have been deliberately said to herself.

“…… No way! Liu Jingyi couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and then shook her long hair and screamed, "Ah...... I'm going to die......"

The old professor downstairs was woken up again, looked at the ceiling speechlessly, and sighed faintly: "It's good to be young...... But you also have to take care of the feelings of the elderly......"

Yang Yi dragged the fat man up from the ground, shook his phone, and said proudly: "It's done......"

But the fat man looked stupid, his eyes were blank, he was a little dazed, and obviously he didn't listen to a word.

Yang Yi was shocked in his heart, isn't it, Lao Tzu has practiced internal strength? Did that kick just now make the fat man stupid?

He stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the fat man, who shook his spirit, and roared: "Damn, Lao Tzu figured it out, that prompt sound must have been said by the sister herself, damn, I dared to make such a fool of Lao Tzu, but fortunately, Lao Tzu was smart, and finally figured it out......"

'Puff ......'

Yang Yi fell to the ground, oh my God, help me, what the is weird.

You go, Lao Tzu doesn't want to see you, and Lao Tzu's IQ is going to drop when I'm with you!

As soon as you come out, the IQ level of the entire street is lowered by you, do you make it?!