After hanging up the phone, Li Xiaojian asked Sister Feng, "Didn't you say that they were all 20 years old?" Why is there an old man, who still claims to be my second uncle. ”

"Is there one?" Sister Feng scratched her head and said with a wry smile: "Maybe it's really your second uncle, I didn't sense anyone coming today." ”

"My second uncle has two concubines, and he is satisfied with love. Okay, I'll go take a look, and you guys go back first. Li Xiaojian didn't dare to let Sister Feng and Xi Shi follow, the old man was already eye-catching enough, if he wanted to bring them again, it was estimated that the school would force him to drop out tomorrow.

"Then you pay attention to safety, and if you can't solve it, call me." Sister Feng advised.

Li Xiaojian ignored her, settled the bill and immediately ran to the school.

The usually quiet dormitory building was surrounded by several circles of people at this time, and Li Xiaojian finally squeezed in through the cracks in the crowd. Through the gap, Li Xiaojian saw a white-bearded old man sitting in the crowd, the old man had a kind face, combed a sideburns that only Taoist priests have, held a red thread in his hand, and hummed a strange little song in his mouth.

The old man looked quite young, dressed in a purple robe, with long-legged riding boots on his feet, although his face was full of wrinkles, his eyes were very bright, and he was looking around at this time, as if he was looking for someone.

Next to the old man was a white-haired donkey with oversized eyes, a little fear in his eyes, a large mouth constantly spitting out bark, and a tail dangling from side to side. NEXT TO THE DONKEY WAS THE 30CM DIAMETER WILLOW TREE DOWNSTAIRS IN THEIR DORMITORY, BUT HALF OF THE WILLOW TREE HAD NOW BEEN EATEN.

The dormitory Wang Fuji and a few people were persuading the old man bitterly, Li Xiaojian sighed, pushed away the person in front of him, and walked over.

Without waiting for Li Xiaojian to speak, the old man's shrewd eyes were already fixed on him, and three seconds later, the old man excitedly shouted: "Xiaojian, you are finally here!" ”

Li Xiaojian took a step back suddenly, stared at the old man blankly, and asked confusedly, "Do you know me?" ”

"Fourth, you're here." Wang Buer tugged at Li Xiaojian's clothes, and said in his ear: "This old man is mostly insane, you have to know and take it away quickly, or you don't know and get out of it as soon as possible." ”

Li Xiaojian nodded, and asked the old man with a wrinkle, "Who are you?" I don't even know you. ”

The old man smiled, patted the white donkey beside him, and said something in a dumb voice, almost scaring Li Xiaojian.

"Xiao Jian, is Xiao Feng okay? Shih Tzu should have arrived. ”

Since the old man could tell Sister Feng and Xi Shi to prove that he must have come from there, in order not to make everyone suspicious, Li Xiaojian hurriedly pretended to hug the old man very kindly, and shouted with a crying taste: "Second uncle, why are you so thin, I can't even recognize you." ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, then reacted, hugged Li Xiaojian and said, "Grandson, grandpa wants to kill you." ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly took the opportunity to muttered in the old man's ear: "Come with me and talk in a different place." ”

After speaking, Li Xiaojian picked up the old man and shouted to a few people in the dormitory: "My second uncle, I haven't seen him for seven or eight years." ”

Wang Buji was a little stupid, but after reacting, he hurriedly shouted to the surrounding classmates: "Everyone disperse, people are visiting relatives." ”

The surrounding classmates had to disperse when they saw that there was no good show, but everyone did not forget to look at the white donkey before leaving, of course, there were already many people taking pictures.

Seeing that the people were scattering, Li Xiaojian hurriedly dragged the old man outside. Wang Buyi grabbed his arm and asked with a confused expression: "You kid tell the truth, isn't your second uncle dead?" ”

"Shhhh Her relatives. Li Xiaojian hurriedly explained, in fact, he also admired his reflexes.

"Ahh You didn't break the law, did you? Wang Buer said with his mouth open.

"No, I'll explain it to you tomorrow." Li Xiaojian said and walked out with the old man.

The old man whistled loudly, and the white donkey followed. Just as they were about to walk out of the school gate, a police car blocked the door.

"It's over" Li Xiaojian's heart was cold, and he complained to the old man: "Can't you keep a low profile?" ”

The old man looked at the police car nonchalantly and said with a smile: "What is this?" Horses are not like horses, and donkeys are not like donkeys. ”

Li Xiaojian glared at the old man and asked, "Which dynasty are you from?" What is your name? ”

The old man gave him a haughty look, pointed to the night sky, and said, "I'm from above." ”

"Don't talk about it, remember not to talk for a while." Li Xiaojian reluctantly admonished, I'm afraid it's a matter today.

"Stop!" The four policemen who suddenly got out of the police car shouted at the two, and then a tall policeman asked the doorman next to him, "Is that him?" ”

At this time, the 50-year-old doorman who had received Li Xiaojian's two boxes of cigarettes ran out, pointed at the old man and shouted: "Yes, it was he who came to our school to make trouble, and it was the donkey who ate a willow tree." ”

"Yo, that's not?" Li Xiaojian hurriedly stretched out his voice, dragged the doorman aside and said in a low voice: "Brother, that old man is my second uncle, don't talk nonsense, how can a donkey eat a tree." ”

Li Xiaojian's meaning was very clear, but the doorman just didn't react, probably because he was frightened by the white donkey, pushed Li Xiaojian away, and said to the police: "It's that donkey that ate the willow tree, and now there are still roots, don't believe me, I'll take you to see." ”

"Okay." The tall policeman said briskly, I guess he has nothing to smoke.

"Uncle policeman, it's a big night, let's not toss, my second uncle just came from afar, forget it." Li Xiaojian hurriedly grabbed the police and persuaded him.

"Just call my brother." The tall policeman said, "Let's take a look, after all, it's about the security of the school." ”

After saying that, he ordered a policeman to watch the white donkey, and asked another policeman to take the old man to the dormitory building.

The old man was dragged by a policeman, and he glanced at Li Xiaojian with disgust, and just wanted to raise his hand to hit someone, Li Xiaojian hurriedly pressed his arm and said, "Don't mess around, listen to them." ”

It seems that this old man is still a violent temper, but he doesn't know where he came from, but no matter where he comes from, he can't offend the police. Li Xiaojian had already grabbed his mobile phone and was ready to ask Sister Feng to come over to help if necessary.

When they came to the door of the dormitory, the doorman pointed to the big willow tree and said, "Look, the donkey is the one that eats...... No, I ate half of it just now. ”

Li Xiaojian stared at it, and saw that the half of the willow tree that had been eaten just now had already recovered its entire appearance, and the willow leaves swayed in the wind, which was very beautiful.

Hey? Li Xiaojian couldn't help but gasp, and when he looked at the doorman again, the old man was already panicked, and kept muttering: "No, I obviously saw the donkey eating the willow tree." ”

Li Xiaojian saw that it was almost over, hurriedly walked in front of the police, and said with a wry smile: "It is estimated that the doorman is too old and dazzled." ”

The tall policeman glanced at the doorman, looked at the old man again, pointed to his head and asked Li Xiaojian, "Is there something wrong with him?" ”

Li Xiaojian smiled dryly: "Brother, it's really good eyesight." ”

"That's it." The tall policeman thought to himself, why is this old man wearing a uniform if he has no problem. Seeing that the matter was resolved, the tall policeman ran away in vain, so he reprimanded another policeman behind him: "Use your brains more in the future, and don't give me a damn donkey business!" ”

Li Xiaojian snickered in his heart, and pulled the old man out of the campus, leaving only the doorman standing in front of the dormitory door stupidly. The old man whistled, and the white donkey obediently followed.

"Wow, you're really from heaven? How did the tree come about? After taking a few steps, Li Xiaojian exclaimed excitedly.

The old man glanced at him, pouted, and said, "That big brain is the problem, that's a trick." ”

"That's amazing, you're going to do this?" Li Xiaojian felt that the old man's spell was much stronger than Sister Feng's.

"It's the most basic." The old man pursed his lips, very proud.

"That'...... Second uncle, who are you? Li Xiaojian asked curiously, anyway, those historical celebrities are more than him, and they don't suffer in terms of seniority.

The old man hehehe: "Good grandson, let's talk about it when I see Xiaofeng." ”

Sister Feng and Xi Shi were waiting at the door in the courtyard, without waiting for Li Xiaojian's introduction, the moment Sister Feng saw the old man, tears fell directly, crying and falling into the old man's arms.

"Hey, Sister Feng, pay attention to your image." Li Xiaojian hurriedly shouted in the back.

Xi Shi poked him and asked, "Are you jealous?" ”

"Am I jealous of her? By the way, who is that old man? Li Xiaojian was eager to know which historical celebrity his second master was.

Xi Shi shook his head and guessed: "It should be from heaven, it looks like it." ”

"Oh." Li Xiaojianxin said, you are not talking nonsense.

The old man patted Sister Feng on the back and sighed, "Hey, I've been wronged." ”

The old man spoke softly, and spoke in a tone like a parent.

"No, Yue Lao, why did you come down?" Sister Feng came out of the old man's arms and asked with tears in her eyes.

"What? Who do you say he is? Li Xiaojian jumped over and screamed.

"You're deaf, didn't you hear Xiaofeng call him Yue Lao?" Shih Tzu pouted.

"My mother, you really came down from the sky, second uncle, I heard that you are the thread of Chinese men and women, you can pull me one, tie Yang Mi and me together, Lin Chiling can do it." As soon as Li Xiaojian heard that the old man was the legendary Yue Lao who held the red rope, he hurriedly ran over and knelt down to beg.

Yue Lao patted Li Xiaojian's shoulder, and said seriously: "You kid should be content, I have already brought the best girl to you." ”

"Who?" Li Xiaojian was ecstatic.

Yue Lao glanced at Sister Feng next to him and said with a smile: "Xiao Feng! ”

"You!" Li Xiaojian only discovered at this time that the mastermind of this conspiracy turned out to be Yue Lao.