"Yue Lao, why did you come down?" Sister Feng is most concerned about this issue. Yue Lao is a god in the sky, and it stands to reason that he should be very busy.

Yue Lao sighed and said distressedly: "Hey, it's not because of you. Xiaofeng, you have to be careful, this time the Jade Emperor secretly sent me, he got the news, the Queen Mother did not hesitate to spend fairy power, pulled out a lock of long hair, and specially came to make trouble for you. ”

"What? When did the Queen Mother learn from Sun Wukong. She's too ruthless, isn't she, trying to kill them all and cut the grass to the roots? Li Xiaojian interjected.

Sister Feng was so angry that she gritted her teeth and gurgled when she heard this, clenched her fists and said angrily, "When will they come?" ”

Yue Lao said: "I should have arrived with you." ”

"What?" Sister Feng was startled, and then exclaimed, "No wonder when Xi Shi came over, I didn't accurately feel her position. ”

"Cut, you didn't know GPS before." Li Xiaojian interjected.

Sister Feng said sternly: "It used to be possible, as long as I want to find someone, I will definitely be able to sense it accurately." ”

"Pull it down, do you think you're a whistling dog?" Li Xiaojian struck.

Sister Feng just wanted to get angry, but suddenly slapped her head and shouted, "It's broken, something is wrong!" ”

"What's the matter?" Li Xiaojian, Yue Lao, and Xi Shi exclaimed together.

Sister Feng said with a bitter face: "I just felt that Brother Bao had arrived. ”

"What?" Li Xiaojian said speechlessly: "Do you dare to bring it again?" If you don't bring such a play, do you want us to explore the real Yàn Building at night? ”

Sister Feng was a little helpless, her induction did fail.

Yue Lao thought for a moment and said, "There's no need, Bao Zheng has always done things strangely, even if we go, we may not be able to find him." ”

"What then?" Sister Feng asked anxiously. Before she came, the Jade Emperor specially told that none of those people could have an accident, otherwise her task would never be completed.

Li Xiaojian thought for a while and said, "I think what Yue Lao said is very right, it's good to let Master Bao stay outside for a few more days, and by the way, rectify the corrupt officials." ”

"Do you think this is the Song Dynasty? He's not in Kaifeng Mansion. Sister Feng said worriedly.

Yue Lao patted her on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Jiren has his own natural appearance." ”

Since Yue Lao said so, everyone will no longer discuss it, and as for how to deal with the Queen Mother, it still needs to be discussed in the long run. It was getting late, and several people were tired. When he was about to rest, Yue Lao suddenly asked, "Xiaofeng, your courtyard is good, do you have a single room?" ”

"Yes, there are still few people." Sister Feng said and pulled out a key from her pocket.

Yue Lao blushed and smiled: "I can live in one room with Xiao Jian, and you can arrange a single room for my donkey." ”

"Damn, is your donkey that noble? Just keep it on a leash outside. Li Xiaojian said angrily, he was still angry with the old moon.

Yue Lao's face pulled, and he said unhappily: "That's not good, I'm a god donkey, not under the control of the Three Realms, and I have a big temper." ”

"Alright then, there's still room for now." Sister Feng handed the key to Yue Lao and said, Yue Lao is pulling the red thread, and the Jade Emperor will definitely be able to help him if he sends him down, so Sister Feng does not dare to offend him.

"That's pretty much it." Yue Lao patted Li Xiaojian's head and led the donkey into a room on the west side.

After Yue Lao placed the donkey, he returned to the south room where Li Xiaojian lived, and Li Xiaojian was washing his feet at this time. Seeing Yue Lao enter the house, Li Xiaojian teased: "Why don't you sleep with your donkey?" ”

Yue Lao scratched his head and said with a smile: "It's not for you." ”

"Don't talk about it, don't get close to me, I don't have a second master like you." Li Xiaojian said dissatisfied.

Yue Lao smiled and asked proudly, "You don't recognize me, the second master?" Don't you want your Yang Mi and Lin Chiling? ”

"I still have a chance?" Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted.

Yue Lao nodded and said, "Of course." But I have not washed my feet since I came from heaven, and you have also made me a basin of water to wash my feet. ”

"Well, you're blackmailing." For the sake of his own happiness, Li Xiaojian had to go out and get a basin of foot water.

When he came back with the footbath, Yue Lao was already leaning on the kang and snoring, and he didn't know if he was tired or if this guy didn't need to brew when he fell asleep. Li Xiaojian put the footbath on the ground, patted Yuelao on the shoulder and shouted, "Second uncle, the footwashing water is here." ”

"Huh~Huh~" Yue Lao couldn't wake up at all.

Li Xiaojian had no choice but to pinch Yue Lao's nose with his hand, Yue Lao had just opened his eyes, his head was tilted and he fell asleep again.

Li Xiaojian really wanted to splash a basin of foot-washing water on Yue Lao's face, but he still had a request for others, and after thinking for a long time, he leaned in Yue Lao's ear and shouted: "Second uncle, your donkey is lost!" ”

"What? Go find it! This sentence is so good, as soon as Yue Lao heard that the donkey was lost, he immediately jumped up and was about to run outside.

Li Xiaojian grabbed him, frowned and asked, "What is the origin of the donkey?" How do you care so much about it. ”

"Lost or lost?" Yue Lao was sweating profusely.

"No, we can't fly in this yard." Li Xiaojian boasted.

Yue Lao leaned on the window and looked at the west house, and saw that the donkey was standing against the wall, so he put his heart at ease, patted his chest and said, "I borrowed it from Lao Zhang, and I can't afford to pay it back if I lose it." ”

"Borrowed? Which old Zhang. Li Xiaojian said curiously.

Yue Lao said: "Zhang Guolao, this donkey is very capable, you will know in the future." ”

"What? Zhang Guolao is so stingy, can he lend you a donkey? Li Xiaojian's face was full of doubts, he remembered seeing in the book that among the most stingy immortals was Zhang Guolao.

"Of course, he also has a request for me." Yue Lao said proudly.

"What can he ask of you?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Yue Lao's eyes suddenly released two brilliances, and he smiled lewdly: "He fell in love with Chang'e and begged me to pull a red line." ”

"Zhang Guolao has taken a fancy to Chang'e? Can you talk a little bit more? Second uncle, you are playing favoritism and breaking the law. Li Xiaojian exclaimed.

Yue Lao nodded and said: "I know, hey, in fact, I can't do it, so many immortals begging me to do something, if I don't do it, I won't be able to get mixed up." ”

"You're doing that too?" Li Xiaojian was surprised.

Yue Lao nodded: "It's even more powerful than below." ”

Li Xiaojian suddenly felt dizzy, and said with a wry smile: "It's a pity, Chang'e is so beautiful, and she was ruined by Zhang Guolao." ”

"This is true, although I have a red line for them, but the other name of Guanghan Palace is Ruthless Palace, Chang'e will not be emotional, you can rest assured of this." Yue Lao smiled evilly, obviously he had yin Zhang Guolao.

Li Xiaojian sighed: "What do you mean? Throughout the ages, the purest woman in heaven and earth, including the underworld, is Chang'e? ”

Yue Lao nodded and said, "Almost, unless the Son of the Sun is reincarnated in the Immortal Realm, he can break the ruthless seal of the Cold Cold Palace, but he has become a god, and he should not return to the Immortal Realm again." ”

"Stop, you're talking a little far, this has nothing to do with me, let's talk about Yang Mi and Lin Chiling." Li Xiaojian hurriedly waved his hand and said, the more he listened, the more confused he became, those things had nothing to do with him at all.

"Do you really want them?" Yue Lao frowned and asked.

Li Xiaojian nodded wildly.

Yue Lao thought for a moment, scratched his head and said with a smile: "When I passed by a shop, I saw a lot of girls curled up inside, with Yang Mi version and Lin Chiling version written on it, by the way, there seems to be Liu Yan version and Liu Yifei version." ”

"Damn, you're playing with me again, that's an adult V store!" Li Xiaojian almost hit the wall.

"Oh, I'll show you then." Yue Lao said, taking out a plate-sized compass from under his wide robe.

The compass is turquoise and has countless tiny stars on it, each of which is a strange symbol, like an Arabic character.

Yue Lao frowned and lightly pressed on the small star dots in the fourth row of the third row. Then, the little star suddenly lit up, and the whole compass turned yellow again. There are still hundreds of small stars on the yellow compass, each of which is a strange symbol.

Yue Lao clicked on the second column of the sixth row again, and then, the compass turned orange, and countless small star spots appeared on the orange compass.

When the moon is old, the compass turns blue.

Point it again and turn purple.

Again, the compass turns red.

Li Xiaojian stared at it for a long time and asked in surprise: "Old Yue, your thing is very good, it's still a touch screen." Did you play Lianliankan just now, or did you play five sons in a row? It won't be a daily love elimination, right? ”

"Shhhhh Yue Lao asked.

"Li Xiaojian, don't you know?" Li Xiaojian said.

Yue Lao put down the compass, glanced at him, and said with a smile: "Didn't I sue you a long time ago, you and Xiaofeng are a couple." ”

"Dizzy, I'm asking you to hold me and Yang Mi together." Li Xiaojian said angrily. It's okay not to mention it, but when he mentions it, he gets angry.

Yue Lao stretched out his hand to make a circle on the compass, and there were words in his mouth, and after a while, the red compass emitted a beam of light, which happened to hit the opposite wall. In the red light, two rows of bright black characters are arranged in a square pattern.

Those words are strange, and Li Xiaojian can't understand them at all.

I only heard the old man muttered: "Li Xiaojian, born with the Tianhe system Pluto at the end of the year, the moon and the end of the month, a single marriage. The red match is excellent, and the white phoenix is excellent.

Bai Dafeng, born with the Tianhe system Pluto in the fifth year of Shen Yue, the marriage is unknown. ”

"Hey, what is this?" I asked, pointing to the handwriting on the white wall.

Yue Lao smiled very meaningfully, then reached out his old calloused hand and said, "You are a single marriage, and you are a perfect match for Xiaofeng, which cannot be changed." ”

"What? You mean you can't hold Yang Mi and me together? Li Xiaojian said angrily.

Yue Lao nodded and explained: "There are three kinds of marriage, no marriage, single marriage, and multiple marriage. My ability can only change unmarried and polygamous, while single marriage is fixed and cannot be changed unless ......"

"Unless what? Say it quickly. Li Xiaojian asked eagerly.

"Unless I violate the rules of heaven, but that will deduct my immortal fate, I don't want to be expelled from the immortal class, then it will be difficult to take the test again." Yue Lao frowned.

"What fairy fate?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Yue Lao explained: "Our immortal fate has a total of 12 points in an era, like if I change the marriage without authorization against the rules of heaven, at least 3 points will be deducted, and I have already deducted 6 points in this era, you better wait." ”

Li Xiaojian scratched his head, pointed to the footwashing water and asked, "What kind of mess, can you just say can you get it for me?" ”

Yue Lao shook his head helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "3 points will be deducted for misbehavior, 6 points will be deducted for violating the rules of heaven, and 12 points will be directly deducted for going down to the world without permission, and re-examined." I can't afford to make mistakes. ”

Li Xiaojian said in an atmosphere: "Then will your immortal fate be cleared at the end of the year?" ”

"How do you know, every epoch will be cleared at the end of each epoch, you better wait for the next epoch." Yue Lao said.

"Damn, I finally understand what a driver's license is all about." Li Xiaojian scolded angrily.

Seeing that Li Xiaojian was angry, Yue Lao patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Xiaojian, in fact, Xiaofeng is very beautiful, you hurry up and help her complete the task, just restore her appearance, she is much more beautiful than Yang Mi and Lin Chiling." ”

Li Xiaojian looked up to the sky and shouted: "What task? That girl can't really be cursed by the Queen Mother, right? ”