Chapter 80: A Messy Barbecue Party
Since the big dance in front of the Kaiguanyuan barbecue restaurant, the divine comedy created by his father Lan has since entered thousands of households, and has been sung by the people of all Konoha, and has reached the stage where women and children know and everyone enjoys together. Later, this "Konoha sty1e" became the famous military song of the Konoha Army, and every time before the battle, the Konoha ninja had to jump a few paragraphs, so that the shadows of other countries lurking in the army were confused.
After those shadows leaked "Konoha Sty1E" out of the Fire Country, countries immediately began to imitate it, and reproductions similar to "Iwakuin Sty1E" and "Cloud Hidden Sty1e" appeared.
Of course, that's all for later. Now all the members of the "Righteousness" team are cheering for what the boss just said. 3% off! How can this not make these little ghosts who can't even afford to buy a cake or two with pocket money excited? Ahem, but, that, the little ghost talks about money or something, is it a little inappropriate......
So Kai was lifted up like a hero and thrown into the sky. "Hoohoo! I'm completely burning! This is youth! Akai opened his arms as if to embrace the air above. When he reached his highest point, Akai fully stretched out his body like a bird soaring through the air, and his teeth reflected the sun's rays, making a bright light. But when he relaxed and began to fall, he suddenly felt empty behind him. Before he could react, he had already fallen heavily to the ground.
And the people who had just thrown him up all ran to eat barbecue, and none of them stayed to catch him......
"Ah, this pain of falling from a high altitude, this is the strongest youth!" A blue beast that was not at all noble was still crying as exaggerated as usual after being abandoned in the cup. Although it makes people very speechless, it makes people feel a lot closer than a secondary two "god" who always lets the world understand the pain.
Just as Kai's ass was broken into four pieces, everyone was already seated and began to order. "Hmm......" Akido Dinny's nephew, the new Akido Dinman, was worried about the variety of recipes, "The pork seems to be delicious, but the beef is also good, which one should I choose......"
"Since we can't choose it, let's order it all, anyway, the boss promised to give us a discount." The Nara prison next to Ding Man looked bored, and said to Ding Man indifferently, as if he had no interest in this party.
"Yohe~ In this case, you can eat both roast pork and roast beef, which is worthy of being a water supervisor, which is really a good idea, and it is worthy of being the water supervisor of the Nara clan!" Ding Man was so happy because of the "clever plan" of the water prison that he was full of joy.
Hey, don't be so exaggerated, doesn't it just make you choose both kinds of meat, as for the excitement? Tianwei complained in his heart, picked up the hot tea sent by the waitress in the store, and slowly took a sip.
"Na~ Brother, that ...... What is a bullwhip? "Poof-!!" Tianwei immediately squirted the tea, "Damn, why do I always spray ......"
"Now, what the hell is it?" Suzu, who was sitting next to Tianwei, pointed to the name on the menu, stared at Tianwei with big watery eyes, and asked innocently.
"That...... That ......" Tianwei didn't know how to explain to the little Lori in front of him what a "whip" was, so he had to prevaricate, and at the same time turned on the final spit mode in his heart: "Why is there a bullwhip in this barbecue restaurant!" This kind of stuff should only be used for stewed soup! How can it be eaten grilled! ”
"Hey! That--a-to-the-end-is-what-what--the-is-the Ling waited for a long time and didn't see Tianwei answer, and finally got tired of waiting, moved his butt and sat closer to Tianwei, deliberately dragging his tone, urging Tianwei to answer.
"That...... How so...... This ......" Tianwei was stared at by Suzu's straight gaze, but even if he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, he didn't know how to tell her.
"Allah, the bullwhip is ...... "Hey, it's not good! Red, don't tell the little girl about those weird things! If you continue like this, the paper-white Suzu-chan will definitely be completely polluted by you! Absolute!
"No! Suzu can't listen to that thing! Tianwei was shocked, and immediately covered Suzu's ears tightly with both hands to ensure that not a single sound wave could be released, "Also, Red, please don't pollute Suzu's pure heart!" ”
"The boss was so excited. Oh~ I see, boss, you're a sister control......" Asma, who has been inseparable from Red recently, leaned comfortably on the cushion behind the seat at the moment, and smiled evilly.
"Ahh Tianwei immediately fought back. However, Asma has obviously practiced the golden bell jar, and the skin is thicker than the Great Wall, and when he heard Tianwei's words, he just nodded his head and acquiesced! I'll go, what about the festival? Anyway, you have to be euphemistic with "want to talk about it"!
"Hey! I said, what the hell is that bullwhip? In the end, a certain little Lori still couldn't understand her brother's good intentions, and still grabbed Tianwei's arm unrelentingly, shaking and asking.
"That's an adult's thing, children must not know about it......" Tianwei saw wisps of thick black smoke emanating from the body of the bell whose face was getting more and more gloomy, and he was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat.
"That...... I'll tell you again when you're taller than me! "Don't! Brother, you're a lot taller than me now! I can't catch up! ”
Was the delaying tactic immediately seen through? Then I had to be appeased. "That, Suzu......" Tianwei said and stretched out his hand to touch Suzu's little head like a puppy. Click!" But Lori didn't appreciate it, and bit Tianwei's arm angrily.
"Ahh Unfortunate! "Tianwei screamed like Shangjo Dangma!
"Bored ......" Kakashi, the masked man, glanced disdainfully at the farce that was taking place, and continued to drink the juice in front of him lightly.
There may be people who want to say that the author wrote bugs, how can Kakashi drink juice with a mask? However, I want to solemnly declare here and here, I absolutely did not make a mistake. At this time, Kakashi was drinking juice through the mask and with a straw in his mouth!
Some of the juice he had sucked up had seeped into his mask, making it wet.
"Hey, second brother. You don't even have to drink a juice through a mask......" I don't know how to complain.
"Well, that's it!" Tianwei immediately seized this opportunity and escaped from the predicament, "Kakashi, don't you feel a little uncomfortable when you drink like this?" ”
"Huh? I'm used to it. Kakashi didn't pay any attention to the expectant eyes of everyone around him, and still drank the juice through the mask after speaking...... Although everyone had seen his face before White Fang seppuku, now that a few years had passed, everyone wanted to see what Kakashi's face was like now.
"Hey, you see you're always out there, that mask must be dirty." Tong Shi persuaded, "Drinking it through that will also make the juice very dirty." ”
"Well, that's right." Kakashi said, and in the midst of everyone's expectant gaze, he removed the black mask and revealed the inside...... gray mask, and then continue to drink juice through the gray mask.
All fainted.
"Damn, I completely forgot that he still has this one!" After Tianwei got up, his hands were closed, and a cactus rose from the ground, startling the clerks in the office. "Kakashi! Hurry up and take off all your face shields. Tianwei turned into the embodiment of a demon at this moment, with a "#" on his head, pointing at the cactus with one hand, and exuding a dark aura all over his body, "Otherwise, I will drag you out of this place Aruba!" ”
Aruba is the most popular sport in the world, and especially for those who practice it, it will definitely make the recipients want to die. Hearing this, everyone present blackened together. "Great idea! Top dog! "Hee-hee-hee!"
Kakashi struck a spirit, and his whole body turned white: "The bridge is good!" What are you going to do! In this kind of place, no! Ami Daddy! Although Kakashi struggled to the death, he was instantly subdued by the group. Even Thomin, who had only been for food all his life, and Jian Shui, who had no energy, actually stood up at this moment, and lifted Kakashi sideways by themselves, walking towards the cactus.
"Ahh That's right! Tianwei remembered something, and covered Suzu's eyes, "This kind of thing can't be seen by children!" ”
"Let go of me! Badass brother! People are not children, they have to watch it! Suzu struggled violently.
"Boss! Is that really okay? The clerk asked, holding a black line on his head. Absolutely! That's how young people should be! This is youth!" As he spoke, the short and fat middle-aged boss who was already bald was burning like Kai at the moment. After watching Kai, he found his soulmate. Well, it's only this kind of unobtrusive person who will add bullwhip to the recipe of the barbecue restaurant.
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