Chapter Seventy-Nine: Oh, Konoha Style
In the early morning, when the first rays of sunlight shone on the Hokage Rock on the back mountain, the entire Konoha Village was still asleep. There were no pedestrians on the streets except for the patrolling Konoha Guards, and only the occasional stray cat and dog hurried through the deserted path and jumped into an uninhabited courtyard.
A qiē is so quiet, so ......
"Ahhh Today is the day of my first date with Lynn! This 'dating battle' must be successful! Be sure to be prepared! Can't let Lynn down! ”
Hey, Narrator, what's going on with this yell? Didn't you say that Konoha Village was sleeping? Shouldn't all qiē be very peaceful? This is a naked slap in the face......
Obito, who usually gets up again for an hour or two, uncharacteristically gets up an hour or two earlier than the average person today, and when he gets up, he shouts energetically, which catches the narrator in the studio off guard......
Under everyone's questioning, the narrator-kun had to scratch his head in embarrassment and said with a smirk: "Ninjas can't think with common sense...... Aha......" At the same time, I scolded Obito and the author countless times in my heart......
It's true that ninjas can't think with common sense. Among the representatives are the famous Jiraiya, the future Naruto, and the current Obito......
At this time, Obito was combing his hair left and right in front of the mirror for the first time. If Tianwei saw this scene, he would definitely be shocked, (oh, although he has good eyesight, no eyes, roar roar~) I think when I first brought soil and Tianwei than copper, I didn't pay attention to the type, basically a chicken nest head from the first day of the new year to the thirtieth of the Chinese New Year's Eve. But now the head shape with soil is more than netbsp; After spending an hour shaping his head to his satisfaction, Obito began to stand in front of the closet and pick up clothes for himself one by one. For a while, I felt that this piece was too rustic, and for a while, I felt that that one could not match my own style well. An hour later, when everyone had woken up from their sleep, Obito had just chosen a blouse......
When Obito held a bouquet of flowers and tied a tie, re-combed his head, and hurried to the barbecue restaurant with the words "Seki Raw Food", he was already twenty minutes late.
"Whew!" Obito quickly shuttled through the crowd, and just saw the four big characters on the barbecue restaurant, he immediately shouted, "I'm really sorry, Lin!" Just now when I was picking flowers, the shouting of "...... was abandoned for a while" stopped abruptly, because he saw all the members of the "Righteousness" team standing at the door waiting for him. But fortunately, he quickly hid the flower behind him, and everyone's attention was on Kai, who was preparing to perform, so he avoided an embarrassment. "It turned out to be a party for everyone, ah......" At this moment, Obito was suddenly possessed by Conan, and his IQ, which was usually not far from zero, suddenly skyrocketed, and the moment he saw everyone, he understood that he had misunderstood what Lin meant. This is also the reaction he has learned from the battlefield.
There is endless loss and regret in his heart, but Obito lowers his head and tries not to show these feelings on his face. Quietly gathered flames in his hands, and when Obito just wanted to take advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention, he quickly burned the bouquet, but suddenly the flowers in his hand suddenly became smaller little by little, and finally turned into grains. Obito pinched it with his hand, and it was a seed.
Looking up, he saw Tianwei clasping his hands together, quietly fusing the earth-attribute chakra and the water-attribute chakra together, and smiling and giving him a look, which means "Be careful that the black smoke after burning exposes the flower in your hand." I have to say that although Obito would have mistaken Lin's meaning and almost made a big fuss, his brain suddenly opened up. He immediately knew that it was Tianwei who helped him at the critical moment, and he was very grateful at the moment. But he also knew that he couldn't show an excited expression at this moment, and he could only glance at Tianwei gratefully.
"Yo, 'Tokugawa Hidetada' is here! If you don't come again, you will really be abandoned by Ieyasu......" made a joke, and Tianwei immediately eased Obito's embarrassment. But no one understands this joke, because the battle of Sekigahara does not exist in this world.
"I'm so sorry......"
"Well...... Never mind! Anyway, it's not once or twice that you're late, everyone is used to it. Isn't that right? ”
"yes!"
"Boss is right!"
"Although I don't know much about Obito-kun, it does seem to be the same as what my brother said......"
"Ahh Obito! Although hot-blooded youth does not allow people to be late! But if it's you, it should still be okay! ”
For a moment, everyone laughed, and Obito laughed with everyone—even though it was he who laughed. "Okay, I'm calling everyone to the party today to celebrate that everyone has passed the exam and become ninjas!" This year, except for Suzu Haneda, who transferred to the Konoha Ninja Academy half a year ago, all the members of the "Yi" team performed well in the graduation exam and successfully advanced to the lower ninja.
"Kay! Didn't you say your dad knew what the new radio was? Let's make one and show us! Tianwei waved his hand, urging Kai to continue the performance that had just been interrupted.
"Hey! Let me show you this bloody dance! Akai yelled as he warmed himself up. Yo-hee! I'm here! Yes! The blood of youth is boiling in my body! ”
With a hard kick of his feet, Akai jumped up from the side press of his legs, and his legs fell in a horse step, his hands crossed together as if he were clutching the reins. "Oh, Konoha sty1e! Konoha sty1e! Oh oh oh, oh oh oh ...... "Kai takes one step to the left, one step to the right, and two more consecutive steps on the left, exchanging repeatedly, and sometimes his hands are crossed, swinging up and down, and sometimes one hand is flailing upward, as if waving a horsewhip. Dressed in that strange green tracksuit, he wriggled and danced on horseback, and every now and then added some sideways movements. The joy released by that funny dress and playful dance steps is no less than that of Uncle Bird who danced "Gangnam Sty1E" in a suit.
"Poof! Hahaha! A certain leader spit out half a glass of water that he had drunk, his stomach cramped from laughing, his waist hurt from laughter, and he couldn't stand up.
"What is this? Hahaha! Kakashi, who is usually silent, but just reads books, can't be calm at this time. Even Hong, who is usually the most quiet, couldn't help but lie on Asma and laugh without a ladylike demeanor.
"Eh, stupid x Iwakuin. Oh oh oh Eh, stupid x cloud hidden ......"
When Obito heard this, he laughed even more exaggeratedly, and the handsome head shape that had taken him a long time to get before had been made into a big chicken nest by himself.
"Sister Na heard you say that you are going to invade our Konoha, and our Konoha ninjas will come and beat you flat one by one......"
Later, the most normal of all the people was Akai who stepped forward to perform, whether it was the "righteous" team or the crowd of onlookers, all the staff laughed. But Kai pointed at everyone with a smile, still unmoved, and continued to pour all his feelings into this "Konoha sty1e" that he was dancing hotly: "Sarah, hey! Ula Sarah, hey! It's just that the crazy dance with his enthusiastic and attentive expression makes people want to laugh even more.
At the end of the song, only Kai was left in the street, and even Meowth fell to the ground on all fours with laughter in laughter. After a while, everyone stood up and applauded Akai one after another, and the cheers rang out. Then I don't know who held his breath in the crowd, and suddenly released it, shouting loudly: "Divine Comedy! Divine! Immediately after that, everyone shouted rhythmically: "Divine Comedy! Divine! Even the owner of the Sekigahara barbecue restaurant immediately ran to Kai's side and shouted, "It's so funny!" Divine! You and your buddies are 30% off each! ”
"Yay!"
"Ulla~"
All cheers!
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