"Say, be honest! What are your intentions in coming to me? ”

"That's it!" While I wasn't looking, the proprietress took away ten yuan from me.

"Didn't you say two days? It's only the first day! ”

"You kid can't be trusted, aunt and grandma, I changed my mind!"

"Why did you go back on your word? Fail to keep the faith! ”

"My ears are good, the left is the left, the right is the right, I didn't pretend to be reversed!" The proprietress pretended to be confused, grabbing her ears with both hands and shaking.

"Okay, get my phone!"

"You give the money first!"

"I'm afraid of you, 110 yuan, I don't owe you. Cell phone! "I handed the money to the proprietress and she flew over and snatched the money from my hand, but didn't give me my phone. I said, "Hey, you're cheating, aren't you?" ”

The proprietress said, "What happened to me? I just forgot to bring it. Isn't it the same for you tomorrow? ”

"What if you run away overnight tonight? You'd better go back and bring it to me!" lest you have long nights and many dreams. ”

"Okay, you go back with me. It's just that you're not afraid of my husband? ”

"Don't scary your husband by lifting your husband out! I walk right, I don't stand crookedly, and I don't shoot shadows when I'm upright! ”

"Hehehe! He also said that he was standing upright, and last night "I rushed up to her and winked at her, telling her to shut up." She looked around, and there was no one. took a few steps forward, ran into the shop, and whispered, "Do you dare to do it?" Not a man! ”

I corrected: "It's not that I'm insulting you, it's that you're playing hooligan on me!" ”

The proprietress was quite unreasonable and said, "It's your face touching my lips!" Give me back my innocence! ”

There is such a scoundrel in the world, I am convinced. I arched my hand and said, "Bah! I'm sorry! ”

"Hey, you're rich, how about inviting me to a late-night supper?"

"Why should I invite you? What can you do? Really! ”

"You can't talk about your conscience, if it weren't for this girl, you would have slept on the street a long time ago!"

"Oh, it's ridiculous, I have a husband and a child, and I am a girl! You just say that this little girl is good! No shame! Hum! ”

"Do you want to invite or not?"

"Not please! Not invited! ”

"Stingy bag, buy bread, walk to the door and fall down! I've never seen such a stingy man! Fight singles for a lifetime! ”

"If you say stingy, you're stingy! Doesn't matter! ”

"Please, my young master!" The proprietress actually came over and took my hand and coquettishly played to me! I hurriedly shook her off and said to pay attention to the image. Seeing that I didn't mean to invite her, she played a trick and said, "Okay, it's okay if you don't invite, at most I won't return your phone, sell it, I think you can always change a supper!" ”

If the phone was really sold by her, how would she explain it to Tian Jingjing in the future? Damn, I actually used such despicable means to force me to comply, and cheapened her. There is a night market 200 meters ahead, and a bowl of old friend noodles will mess with her, hehe. I pushed the tricycle into the pavement, pulled down the roller shutter, and locked it.

"Let's go, Grandma, I'm afraid of you!" When the proprietress saw that I had surrendered, she wanted to hold my hand.

I looked at her hand through the crook of my arm and said, "Grandma, please take your paw away!" ”

However, instead of listening to the advice, she leaned her head forward.

I hurriedly dodged away, kept a distance of three meters from her, and said, "Hey, men and women don't kiss each other, stay away from me!" What should your husband do if he sees it and beats me flat? ”

She saw that I was scared like this, and she laughed and didn't speak.

The night market was very lively, and the proprietress looked like she had just been released from prison, seeing and ordering something. first asked for a bowl of old friend noodles, devoured it, and then ate a grilled chicken leg and two skewers of mutton. After stopping, I asked for a plate of fried conch, 10 skewers of grilled leeks, a plate of fried noodles, three bottles of beer, and set a table.

"Hey, you haven't eaten in a few days? Eat so wolfy! "I saw that she ate so much, and I ordered a table of things, and laughed at her.

Her mouth was full of leeks, and she couldn't speak, only two fingers were stretched out, not knowing if it was the V word for victory, or two.

I smiled and asked, "Are you hungry like this after two hours without eating?" ”

She shook her head, babbling, not knowing what to say.

"Two days!" She swallowed the stuff in her mouth hard, and was finally able to speak.

"Haven't eaten in two days or haven't eaten in two days?"

"I didn't eat for two days and didn't eat anything! One apple per meal. ”

"You're in good shape, what kind of weight are you going to lose?"

"If you don't lose weight, you'll become a pig, how can you marry ......." When the proprietress said the word marriage, it was like a cassette and stopped.

"Still not satisfied with having a husband? How many more men do you want to marry? ”

"Hey, what's your name? It's been more than two months, and I still don't know your name, sorry. She didn't answer me, but asked me by name.

"Chi Dou Fu."

"Hehe, you want to eat my tofu? It's a beautiful idea! You! ”

"My surname is Chi, the pool of the pool, the word 'Dou' is the cave of the cave above, and the bottom is the sale of the bought, and the rich is the rich of the rich! Got it? "It's too hard to talk to such illiterate people, and it's harder to explain word by word than to lecture to elementary school students.

"It's hard for your dad to come up with such a complicated word! Wouldn't it be simpler? Did your father give you this name because you must be a pervert when you grow up? ”

"Look for death!" I raised the beer bottle to scare her. She was right, not afraid of me at all.

"Dare to ask my aunt and grandmother's name?" It's been almost three months, and I still don't know who her last name is.

The proprietress wiped her oily hands with a tissue, straightened her waist, and said seriously: "Listen, stand firm!" This girl's name is Fang Fangmu! ”

Flutter! I squirted beer all over the floor!

"Fang Fangmu? Why don't you call it a square wood! What a creative name! Your dad is really a man of the world! ”

"Hey, don't make fun of it! You deliberately misrepresent my name?! The second fang is the aromatic fragrance, and the mu is the envy of the mu, not the wood of the wood! Look at me as an elf, you know it's not wood! ”

"Here, a toast to our acquaintance!" Fang Fangmu poured a full glass of beer at some point.

"Cheers to the fact that I have the privilege of hearing such a thunderous name!"

"Hehe, my name is Fang Fangmu, you call eating tofu, it's quite rhyming! Your and my names are so interesting, a rare fate! God let us meet by fate, eat tofu, you have to cherish it! ”

I nodded and said, "Cherish, cherish." ”

I say cherish it in my mouth, but in my heart I want you to disappear quickly!

We clinked glasses frequently, and after a while, 3 bottles of beer were gone. 1 more bottle, and it's gone.

Fang Fangmu lay on the dinner table, and kept saying, "There is fate!" Destined! ”

I drank 3 bottles, she only drank 1 bottle, how can she get drunk? Big trouble!

I shook her: "Hey, you're not really drunk, are you?" Wake up! ”

Let me scream and cut my throat, Fang Fangmu just won't wake up. It's over, she's like this, how can she go home? Carry her back? When her husband saw me pouring her like this, it was strange that he didn't chop me into meat sauce! Anyway, carry her back to the shop first, pour some vinegar or something to make her wake up and go back by yourself.

Along the way, Fang Fangmu vomited. She also got my clothes dirty. Back at the shop, I closed the door, gave her a sour vinegar, and after an hour of tossing, she finally woke up.

I said, "You can go back, right?" Or I'll send you back. ”

She shook her head, as if to say she didn't need me to send it. However, she was not seen moving. I walked over to the door, ready to open it.

But she came to me, pressed my hand, and said, "I'm not going back, I'll sleep here tonight!" ”

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