"Is there a mistake? You're going to sleep with me? Where do you sleep? ”

"Sleep there!" Fang Fangmu pointed mysteriously at my bed and said.

"This is my bed, where do you sleep and I sleep?" When Fang Fangmu was talking to me, he didn't care whether I agreed or not, and fell on my back on my bed.

"I haven't finished taking my seat, you can still sleep!"

"Hey! Don't be so domineering, okay? ”

"Why are you talking so much nonsense?! It's so ugly to say I'm overbearing. Isn't there still a vacant seat? Na! Fang Fangmu moved his body, patted the vacated position with his hand, and said.

"Get up!" When I saw her so bad, I roared!

When she saw that I was angry, she was also annoyed, and said, "I said you are stupid, but you are not convinced!" This bed can sleep two people, sleep one person, and vacate so many places, what a waste! ”

"How can I lie in the same bed as you?!" I was so angry with her, she was simply unreasonable.

"What's not to do? You are human, I am also human, since everyone is human, why can't we sleep together? You can sleep in this bed, but I can't sleep? I used to sleep in this bed during my lunch break. Fang Fangmu sniffed the mat with his nose and continued: "No, there is still the smell of my perfume on it!" You say I can't sleep with you, meaning we can't be equals? You're the boss now, you're in a high position, and you want to ride on the head of your former boss? ”

Fang Fangmu replied like a stream, and was conscious, could it be that he was pretending to be drunk and not leaving?

"Hey, you're a married woman! Spread out the bad impact! "I grabbed her hand and tried to drag her up. But she is like a dead pig, let me drag it, just can't get up.

Fang Fangmu saw that I couldn't drag her, looked at me fixedly, as if she was very strange, and said, "Pass it out?" If you don't say it, I won't say it. God knows, who else knows?! ”

"You would be morally condemned for doing so! I don't want to be wronged either! ”

"We just shared a room and didn't do anything. Even if there is a pro-Ni action, there is nothing to blame! Men and women love, human nature, who dares to make irresponsible remarks?! ”

"You don't know what to say? Watch out for the impact! I still have to marry a wife~! My aunt and grandmother! ”

"Don't you have a wife?"

"When did I get married? I don't even have a girlfriend right now! ”

"It's true that you don't have a girlfriend, because you already have a wife!"

"Inexplicably, where is my wife? Sling the bull! ”

"You men are just not content, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot! Far away in front of you, isn't it your wife who is lying on your bed now? ”

"You? Hum! Hum! That's someone else's wife! ”

"It's all in your bed, and it's not your wife? You have no conscience! Bully! ”

"Hmph, someone else's wife ran to my bed, it's my wife? What kind of logic is this? Fang Fangmu logic?! ”

"What are you humming? This girl is not beautiful enough to be worthy of you? ”

"I've never seen a woman with such thick skin! You're already a girl's mother! Returning the girl! Pretend to be tender! ”

I don't give her any affection. Women are very sensitive to their age, and if you say she's old, she's definitely not done with you!

Fang Fangmu is also a woman, she turned over and sat up suddenly, grabbed me, and asked, "Hey, this girl turned 20 years old in two days, is she old?" ”

I stared at her hand tugging at my clothes and didn't speak. She smiled and said, "Of course, for kindergarten children, they are a little bit older, hehe." But, compared to you, the old man, you are my elder. ”

"Why did you get married so early? Are you afraid that you won't be able to get married? Later, I finally stepped on a lump of cow, so I hurriedly hugged it?! ”

"Joke! This girl is the emperor's daughter, and she is worried that she won't be able to get married?! Sue you, the person who chases this girl is like crossing the river" She can't say anything about crossing the river at once, look at me, I hope I can remedy it.

I deliberately said that I was playing with her, saying, "The person who chases this girl is like a fly crossing the river!" Stupid! I don't understand this, even a three-year-old child is not as good! ”

She listened, frowned, and said to herself: How is it a fly? It looks like some kind of fish.

Hahaha, looking at her clumsy appearance, I laughed heartily on the sidelines. Seeing that I was smiling, she was still unconscious, and gave me another chance to continue teasing her.

"How not? Flies don't bite seamless eggs! You're that idiot! ”

"Wow, you dare to tease your aunt?!" Fang Fangmu woke up suddenly, jumped up, and pounced on me like a dominatrix.

I flew into the bathroom, locked the door, and hid!

"Stinky tofu! There's a kind of you don't come out! Fang Fangmu kicked the door hard and shouted.

I said, "I'm not going out, I'm going to be eaten by you, a female pervert, when I go out, I'm not at a loss?!" ”

"Well, you can sleep in it tonight. This girl sleeps, good night, stinky tofu. ”

Thing? Why did this enchantress give up so quickly? There must be a conspiracy. Regardless of her conspiracy, take the opportunity to take a shower first.

I finished my shower, and in order to beware of fraud, I gently opened a crack in the door, and hey, there was no movement. After observing for a while, he came out and found that Fang Fangmu had fallen asleep. Thing? Why did she let me go so lightly?

The bed was occupied by Fang Fangmu, looking everywhere, there was no plank. I have to get up early tomorrow, so I have to sweep the floor and sleep on the floor. However, as soon as I turned off the lights and lay down, hungry mosquitoes surrounded me and treated me as a big meal. I couldn't sleep at all, so I opened the door and went out for a turn, and I didn't buy mosquito coils. It's over, it seems that you can only feed the mosquitoes before you can sleep tonight.

I opened the gate, and as soon as the cat got into the shop, I heard a "bell-" sound, followed by a "boom", and my waist was hit by something.

I touched my waist and shouted, "Hey! Why are you so ruthless?! ”

"Ahh It's you? I thought it was a robber who broke through the door! Fang Fangmu said.

"Oops, it hurts!" I forced myself to close the door, turn on the light, and feel my sore spots, but fortunately there was no blood. Fang Fangmu was like a child who had done something wrong, standing with his head down, holding a wooden stick with a thick bowl in his hand.

"Fortunately, the wooden stick hit the door before it fell on me, otherwise my waist would have been broken by you, the demon girl!"

"I'm sorry, Tofu! I'm really sorry! Fang Fangmu stood, nodded and bent over, and said.

"Hey, I'm not dead yet! Why did you bow to me like that! ”

"People are sincerely apologizing!" Fang Fangmu's face was full of grievances, brother still wronged you? Hum!

"You slept well, why did you think about getting up and beating me with a wooden stick again?!"

"I didn't mean to hit you, so why are you so fierce? Who knew you had nocturnal wandering syndrome? ”

"You're nocturnal! I was occupied by you in my bed, harassed by mosquitoes, unable to sleep, and wanted to buy mosquito coils. As a result, I didn't buy the mosquito coils, but I was beaten by you! Ouch! This demon girl is ruthless! ”

"I'll rub it for you!" Fang Fangmu took care of herself, lifted my clothes, and wanted to reach out to rub them.

"Take your claws away!"

"Good intentions are not rewarded! Deserve! "Fang Fangmu saw that since he had already made a move, he simply slapped me." Ouch! The most poisonous woman's heart! "I cried out in pain!

"You can't rub it, you can't shoot it, what should I do? Or you'll beat me back!" Fang Fangmu handed me the wooden stick in his hand. Hey, forget it, she didn't mean it.

"Didn't you sleep to death? Why did you wake up again? ”

"Isn't it your broken mosquito net? A lot of mosquitoes came in, and I woke up from being bitten. ”

I looked at the mosquito net, and there were at least ten mosquitoes lurking in it.

"Look, I'm all disfigured!" Fang Fangmu said as she pointed to her mosquito-gnawed face.

Hehe, it's red, it's all baggy.

Fang Fangmu glared at me and said, "You can still laugh, you have no conscience!" Looks like I just hit a little lighter. ”

"Whew! Sleep! With that, I immediately slipped into the mosquito net, stretching my limbs exaggeratedly.

"Hey, how do you lie like this and tell me to sleep?"

"Haha, I didn't plan to leave you to sleep here! It's your dead skin, and you can go. Bye-bye, don't send it, enchantress! ”

"If you don't stay, you don't stay! Who rarely sleeps with you? Sweaty all over your body! Stinky tofu. Although Fang Fangmu said that, he didn't move.

"There are so many mosquitoes in there, you don't catch them?" Hehe, before the demon girl left, she suddenly had a big conscience and cared about me.

I sat up with a skeletal crawl to catch mosquitoes. Unexpectedly, I fell for the demon girl.

"Hahaha, thank you!" The enchantress took advantage of the situation and lay down on my bed.

The first book of the Book King novel