Chapter Twenty-Six: Liu Lao Liu

The toilet was very quiet, except for the sound of water purifying the toilet flushing, Li Xiaojian could only hear the sound of one person swallowing food. Following the voice, Li Xiaojian knocked on the door lightly and asked, "Liu Luoguo, are you full?" ”

"Who are you? My name is Liu Yong, don't call me Luo Guo. The door was pushed open, and a thin, hunchbacked man yelled.

Li Xiaojian looked at this person and couldn't help but gasp. Prime Minister Liu looks like a ghost and god who is not invasive, not tall, very thin, with a long neck, a big cauldron on his back, and a long braid on the back of his head. The cheeks are deep-set, the mouth is pointed and thin-skinned, and there are two goatees on the chin. The eyebrows are very shallow, and a pair of mung bean eyes blink with a shrewdness, which just makes people look cold, a bit like the legendary turtle prime minister.

Looking at Liu Yong, Li Xiaojian suddenly felt that the director had beautified him a little, and Liu Luoguo on TV was not so ugly? Fortunately, with the comparison between Sister Feng and her mother-in-law, Li Xiaojian's little heart can withstand it.

"Hello, my name is Li Xiaojian, and Sister Feng asked me to pick you up." Li Xiaojian stretched out his right hand very politely, Liu Yong was one of the idols he worshipped when he was a child, with clean sleeves, daring to fight with corrupt officials and Shen, venting his anger for the people and relieving the emperor's worries, although he was a little arrogant, but he was admirable.

Liu Yong rolled Li Xiaojian's eyes and snorted: "You're welcome, Xiaojian, you are the receptionist selected by Sister Feng in modern society, right?" ”

Li Xiaojian nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, I wonder if Liu Zai is still satisfied with our library?" ”

Liu Yong scratched his head and said: "There are a lot of books, but the good books are placed too high, and I am almost tired from walking so many stairs." ”

At this time, Liu Yong had already finished eating the egg cake, licked the oil on his hands, and walked towards Li Xiaojian. Liu Yong is hunchbacked, less than 1.6 meters tall, but his arms are very long, and when he lifts them slightly, he just rests on Li Xiaojian's shoulder.

"Xiao Jian, call me Lao Liu in the future." Liu Yong patted Li Xiaojian on the shoulder and said.

"Lao Liu? Hehe, the prime minister understands the righteousness. Li Xiaojian said with a dry smile.

Liu Yong grinned and said: "What prime minister, when I came here, I just changed my name, and in the future, I will be called Lao Liu, and my name will be Liu Lao Liu." ”

"You're the sixth?" Li Xiaojian was puzzled.

Liu Yong shook his head and said: "My surname is Liu, call me Lao Liu, don't you just call Liu Lao Liu?" ”

It is worthy of being a university scholar, and it seems that he has a good understanding of Chinese pinyin. Li Xiaojian found that Liu Yong was very easy to get along with, and he didn't have any official arrogance at all. Could it be that the Qing Dynasty was so open? A prime minister is equivalent to the current prime minister, and Liu Yong is called approachable!

Li Xiaojian felt that Liu Yong's hand on his shoulder was a little heavy, and when he looked down, he found that Liu Yong was wearing a jade ring on his thumb.

"Wow, Lao Liu, what is this thing in your hand?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Liu Yong waved his hand and said: "It should be the ring of the Song Dynasty, I have always worn it, and I didn't lose it when I went to the underworld, don't you say it's strange?" ”

"What? You're awesome. Li Xiaojian exclaimed, I didn't expect this ring to be able to follow the owner even after death, Liu Yong is the tycoon, through the tunnel, only he can bring the ante. Song Dynasty's? It must be worth a lot of money.

"Hey, I want to throw this thing away, but it's important, hey, I'll tell you later." Liu Yong patted Li Xiaojian on the shoulder and sighed.

"Lao Liu, do you still want to see it?" Li Xiaojian asked, pointing to the library.

Liu Yong shook his head and said, "No, I'll just look at the history of the Qing Dynasty, I know all about the past, and the later ones have nothing to do with me." ”

"Oh, have you eaten enough?" Li Xiaojian asked.

"When I'm full, I'll just pad my stomach." Liu Yong said.

"I have a class in the afternoon, are you going to go to class with me? Or do you want to do something else? Li Xiaojian asked. In the afternoon, it was a compulsory course "Ideological Politics", and Li Xiaojian could skip class, but Sister Feng and they didn't come back.

Liu Yong thought for a while and said, "I'll accompany you to class to see what is different about modern people." ”

Li Xiaojian coiled up the braid on the back of Liu Yong's head and put it on his head, and then pulled him towards the elevator. I have to admire Liu Yong, his IQ is higher than Pan An, at least he wears an Anta sweatshirt, although the clothes are big enough to cover his knees. I don't know where Liu Yong got a pair of large flip-flops, and he felt like he was stepping on a snowboard.

The elevator door opened, Liu Yong stood at the door and didn't dare to enter, scratching his ears and asking, "Xiao Jian, is this thing safe?" ”

Li Xiaojian dragged Liu Yong in and explained: "It's safe, it's not tiring to sit here." Saying that, Li Xiaojian pressed the lower button, and the elevator went directly to the first floor.

When the elevator started, Liu Yong was startled by inertia, and he jumped up half a meter tall in a large flip-flop, screaming: "Xiaojian, we won't die, right?" ”

"Don't worry, you just came from Hades, he won't take you." Li Xiaojian said.

When he got off the elevator and found that he was already on the first floor, Liu Yong shouted: "It's amazing, it only took a minute to get down from that high!" ”

"That's, did you look at your watch?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Liu Yong nodded and said, "I felt the pulse." ”

"Okay." Li Xiaojian admires Liu Yong even more, and everyone can remember the time in the next elevator.

As soon as the two stepped out of the elevator, Liu Yong saw a female student in a nurse's uniform hurrying to occupy a seat. The electronic reading room is very scarce, and some people may even forget to change their clothes and run over in advance, like the one just now.

Liu Yong suddenly stopped, patted Li Xiaojian on the shoulder, and then got out of the large slip-ons with two feet and ran towards the female student at a high speed.

Before Li Xiaojian could react, Liu Yong had already grabbed the female student's nurse's hat, and when Li Xiaojian found out, Liu Yong had already put the nurse's hat on his head and ran back to Li Xiaojian's side.

The most ridiculous thing is that Liu Yong took off the female student's nurse hat, and the guy didn't even notice it.

"Lao Liu, you're fast enough!" Li Xiaojian admired, but he just felt that Liu Yong's character was a little too poor, why should he grab everything?

"That's, I've practiced." Liu Yong said proudly, it seems that he is not ashamed of his behavior at all.

"Oh, don't grab anything when you go out, it's easy to get caught." Li Xiaojian advised. took off the nurse's hat on Liu Yong's head and buckled it on his head in turn. Although the nurse's hat can hide Liu Yong's unique Qing Dynasty hairstyle, the dazzling cross is no less attractive than Liu Yong's coiled hair.

"Hehe, I'm used to playing with He Shen." Liu Yong said apologetically.

Li Xiaojian said speechlessly: "Pay attention in the future, if you break the law, Lao He can catch you, I can't do it." ”

"Don't worry, I'm measured." Liu Yong said, took out the "History of the Qing Dynasty" from his arms and muttered: "I just said, the Qing Dynasty will be destroyed in the hands of women sooner or later, you see, I am right, right?" ”

Li Xiaojian looked at Liu Yong and suddenly thought of something, and asked: "I said Lao Liu, you are all in the prime minister, why are you still dissatisfied with love?" ”

Liu Yong glanced at Li Xiaojian and said, "You are stupid, if you have the opportunity to go back to the age of twenty and continue to pick up girls, will you say no?" ”

"But I'm twenty years old!" Li Xiaojian didn't understand what Liu Yong meant.

Liu Yong patted him on the shoulder and said, "In the future, I will let you sleep with three beauties in one night." ”

"Three nights? Lao Liu, are you kidding? Li Xiaojian suddenly understood what Liu Yong meant, and felt that this guy was picking up girls when he crossed over.

"Hmph, am I like a joker?" Liu Yong pouted and said: "I want to go out with Lao He back then, and I didn't order ten or eight of them." ”

"Lao Liu, how many times have you stayed overnight?" Li Xiaojian remembered the words of the old man who sold egg cakes, so he asked.

Liu Yong's thin cheeks twitched twice, and replied: "Five times a night, one hour at a time." ”

"Cow!" Li Xiaojian gave a thumbs up. He found that what was behind Liu Yong's head was not the flesh, but the essence!

Walking into the classroom, Liu Yong looked around for something, and finally sat next to Li Xiaojian with a muttering mouth.

"What's wrong?" Li Xiaojian found that Liu Yong was a little unhappy.

"It's nothing, there don't seem to be any beauties in your class." Liu Yong pouted.

"This ...... Which architecture department have you ever seen with beautiful women? If you want to see beautiful women, let's go home. Li Xiaojian said. I didn't expect the famous scholar Liu to be so **?

The ideological and political course is a compulsory course for college students, and no major can give up this course, and it is an ideological course that guides young people to the future. The teacher was a very old-fashioned-looking old man, the old man was wearing a gray cloth coat and a pair of sneakers under his feet, looking very simple.

As soon as the old man entered the house, he wrote "I love my country" on the blackboard, and then gritted his back molars and said: "Today, I want to talk about patriotism. ”

"I'm a man of earthy speech, and I like to use metaphors to tell a truth. The country, in fact, is a big family, each of us has a small family, and this big family is composed of each of our small families. To love our country is to love our home, and patriotism is to love our home. ”

Of course, in the accurate words of the book, the rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband, and if the culture is not destroyed, China will not be destroyed. Patriotism means loving culture, that is, guarding traditional Chinese culture. As long as the Chinese culture is not wiped out by the deceitful and name-stealing who vainly tries to reform the cultural life, the Chinese nation will be able to travel for a long time and be reborn from the ashes! ”

The old man was talking intensely, Li Xiaojian didn't pay attention, Liu Yong suddenly stood up, pouted his nose and said, "I don't think what you said is right." ”

The audience was in an uproar, frightened by Liu Yong's sudden move, and the teacher opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to say.

Liu Yong continued: "I speak more earthy, but I think patriotism is not as great and complex as you say, the country is home, then patriotism is loving my home, if someone bullies us, then fight, and culture is a spiritual product, we should inherit and protect." ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly grabbed Liu Yong's arm and said anxiously: "Don't say it." ”

Liu Yong was reminded by Li Xiaojian, only to find that the whole class was staring at him with strange eyes, but he had experienced a lot of winds and waves, but he felt nothing.

The old man who was teaching kept staring at Liu Yong until he said, with a smile on his old-fashioned face, clapping his hands and shouting: "Okay, this classmate is incisive, classmate, what's your name?" ”

Liu Yong grinned and said, "Liu Lao Liu." ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly stood up and said, "He is not from this class. After speaking, he hurriedly pulled Liu Yong on the seat.

At this time, the old man slowly walked towards Liu Yong, took out a blue card from his coat pocket, handed it to Liu Yong and said, "This is my business card, I have time to communicate together." ”

Liu Yong was stunned for a moment, and took the business card with his hand.

Li Xiaojian saw it next to him, and opened his mouth wide in surprise, and his business card actually said "Editor-in-Chief of XXX Literature Society, Du Yu." ”