In order to prevent Liu Yong from talking again, Li Xiaojian gave him his mobile phone, and then found him a game called "2048".

The game is made up of "2s" that are constantly stacked, and the level is cleared when the maximum number reaches "2048". Li Xiaojian thinks he is smart, and he played the game to "1024", with the highest cumulative score of 85,000 points, and has always ranked second in the friend rankings. The first one is a plug-in, which has been cleared.

Liu Yong didn't know much about playing this game when he first played, but after he failed, he suddenly became interested, and he kept his head down and played "2048" for two whole classes.

After class, Liu Yong handed the mobile phone to Li Xiaojian, glared at the mung bean and asked, "This is not fun, is there anything more fun?" ”

Li Xiaojian took the phone and looked at it, he was startled, this Liu Yong's IQ is too high, the time of two classes has cleared "2048", and the score has exceeded the plug-in score, setting a record of the first place in the friend rankings.

Li Xiaojian shook his head and said, "Let's go back and play, Sister Feng, they should be back." ”

When the two arrived at the courtyard, Sister Feng and the others had already returned, the mother-in-law was pulling Pan An to post couplets at the door, Yue Lao was directing on the side, Sister Feng was probably cooking, and Xi Shi should be watching Stephen Chow's movie.

When he saw Pan An, Li Xiaojian was a little surprised. Pan An permed Sassoon, and dyed his hair crimson, which looked a little **** from a distance, but when he got closer, he was called handsome. Wearing a beach suit, an open and free clothing style, classical and funny wooden chicken shoes, and his innate temperament, he is extremely handsome.

Pan An's mother-in-law has also changed a lot, her bald head has become a full head of dense curly hair, there are two more strings of shell earrings on her ears, she wears a pearl necklace around her neck, and she wears a pair of glasses frames without lenses on her face, which looks like an ugly woman and an invincible goddess. The most important thing is the colorful long dress on the mother-in-law's body, which is of the right size, loose and decent, and has a very noble lady feeling. However, no matter how much the female ghost dresses up, she can't become a goddess, so it can only be said that her mother-in-law will not be frightening after the big change.

Looking at the couplet posted by the two, Liu Yong was not happy, and stepped forward and shouted: "Don't post it, you dare to post it on the wall when the words are written like this?" ”

"Lao Liu, this word is printed by the machine." Li Xiaojian stepped forward and said.

At this time, the mother-in-law and Pan An found out that Li Xiaojian had an unattractive Luo Guo by his side, and the mother-in-law pouted: "Isn't this word good?" Then what you wrote looks good? ”

Pan An echoed: "Anyway, this character is better than me." ”

Liu Yong pouted and said, "Xiao Jian, go get me pen and ink." ”

"Lao Liu, do you really want to write?" Li Xiaojian didn't look down on Liu Yong, he felt that the words that had been engraved by the computer were already very good, even if Liu Daxue had two hands, he couldn't get along with high technology?

"Of course, go get it." Liu Yong said seriously.

Li Xiaojian shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Big brother, where can I find you on the big night?" ”

At this time, the mother-in-law walked over with white paper and ink in her hand, handed it to Liu Yong and said, "Here you go, I want to see if your words are ugly or ugly." ”

"You really have?" Li Xiaojian was speechless, his mother-in-law was really able to compete.

"Oh, this thing was brought for Shih Tzu, and she said she wanted to paint." Mother-in-law explained.

Liu Yong didn't speak, snorted and picked up the brush, and dipped a large tube of ink in the inkwell. Then Liu Yong stared at the courtyard for a moment, sighed, and wrote on the paper.

Shanglian: A door Yuxiu Fukang Jian

Downlink: The four seasons are auspicious, the sun and the moon are bright

Horizontal batch: joyful court

"Wow!" Looking at Liu Yong's pen, Li Xiaojian's wide mouth did not close for a long time. It is said that Liu Yong's calligraphy is a must, but I didn't expect this word to be written out of the gods, the pen is strong and powerful, the pen path is clear and traceless, the point and ink are separated, the atmosphere is majestic, and the calligraphy seems to hide a proud atmosphere.

"How?" Liu Yong asked, tilting his neck.

Li Xiaojian stared at the couplet and had an urge to take it for himself, if he went to the calligraphy and painting market, he would definitely be able to sell it for a sky-high price.

"Xiao Jian, who is this person?" The mother-in-law asked in surprise, she didn't expect the ugly ghost in front of her to be a good match for her to have such skills.

"Liu Lao Liu, a nameless junior, is not worth mentioning." Liu Yong snorted.

"Sixth? It may have been born after me, and I haven't seen it in the underworld. Mother-in-law recalled.

"You two are thousands of years apart, how can you see it." Li Xiaojian said.

"Who is the sixth? I should have heard of it. Yue Lao scratched his head and muttered, he was a little confused after a busy day's work.

Li Xiaojian said: "Liu Yong. ”

"Lao Liu?" Sister Feng may have finished frying, and shouted loudly when she saw Liu Yong.

"You are?" Liu Yong's voice was elongated for a minute and then exclaimed, "Are you Xiaofeng?" ”

Sister Feng nodded hurriedly and said with a smile: "What? Don't know me anymore? ”

As soon as she said this, Li Xiaojian suddenly found that Sister Feng had changed, and she had changed a lot. Sister Feng has already cut her bangs, cut her hair short, and wore earrings and shell necklaces around her neck and ears, and the most important thing is that the eight colored pimples on her face have been unified in color, and they are all dyed black. In this way, although the face is ugly, it is not scary.

"Sister Feng, you have really changed a lot!" Li Xiaojian said.

"Of course, we've had a busy day." Sister Feng said, then walked over and patted Liu Yong's back and said, "The back is getting more and more humped, it seems that there is more and more essence in it." ”

"It's not the essence, it's the ......essence," Li Xiaojian almost leaked, and hurriedly changed his words: "That's wisdom." ”

"Cut, it's not the same as I said." Sister Feng pouted.

Liu Yong stared at Sister Feng for a long time and frowned, "You are cursed?" ”

"How do you know?" Li Xiaojian was taken aback.

Liu Yong grinned and said: "I told her when she was taken to Heaven by the King of Hades, it's better to make yourself ugly, you see, let me say it." ”

"Do you know everything in heaven?" Li Xiaojian was a little broken, this Liu Luoguo is too powerful, right? But he regretted it a little after asking, he is the prime minister, can he not guess that little thing?

Sure enough, Liu Yong glanced at him and asked Sister Feng, "Xiaofeng, is the rice cooked?" ”

Sister Feng suddenly slapped her head and shouted: "It's bad, just patronizing and chatting, I'm still stewing meat." ”

Sister Feng ran back to the house to continue the stew, Pan An and her mother-in-law glued the couplet, Yue Lao fed the donkey, and Li Xiaojian took Liu Yong to Sister Feng's room.

As soon as he entered the house, Xi Shi just finished watching Xing Ye's "Deer and Ding Ji 2", his face was very unhappy, and when he saw Li Xiaojian entering the house, he said with some atmosphere: "Xiaojian, I hate Stephen Chow a little, this guy actually married so many daughters-in-law." ”

"Dizzy, big sister, that's a movie, fake." Li Xiaojian explained.

"I know, it's not okay to be fake, he can only marry me, huh." Shih Tzu snorted.

Li Xiaojian just wanted to say something, but when he noticed the change in Xi Shi, he hurriedly took a step back and exclaimed, "Shishi, what are you doing here?" Do you want to PK the post-90s? ”

If Pan An, his mother-in-law and Sister Feng have all changed, they are not as big as Xi Shi's. This guy actually dyed his hair red, turned his eyes into panda eyes, wiped his lips red, and wore a pair of big earrings with a diameter of ten centimeters on his ears. At first glance, typical non-mainstream.

Although Xi Shi's beauty is still glamorous, she has completely departed from the demeanor of a jade girl.

After staring at Xi Shi for a long time, Liu Yong squinted his eyes and asked, "Are you Xi Shi?" ”

"Huh? Brother Liu is here? As soon as Xi Shi saw Liu Yong, he immediately swept away the haze on his face, and said that he was about to pounce on Liu Yong.

Liu Yong scratched his head and took a step back, waved his hand and said, "Don't come here, let me slow down first." ”

"Do you know Shih Tzu?" Li Xiaojian was surprised. I didn't expect the two to know each other in the underworld, and they subverted the generations, according to history, Xi Shi should be Liu Yong's millennium group milk, right?

Xi Shi nodded and said with a smile: "Brother Liu is good to us in the underworld, he often tells me stories." ”

Li Xiaojian ignored Xi Shi, but pulled Liu Yong's shoulder and asked, "You are also famous underground?" ”

Liu Yong nodded and said with a wry smile: "It's okay, I basically know all the beauties in the underworld." ”

"You've all known each other, why are you running here?" Li Xiaojian asked in a low voice.

Liu Yong shook his head and whispered: "You don't understand, the underworld is strictly controlled, and Xi Shi and Xiaofeng are what I have always wanted to do but I can't do it." ”

Xi Shi suddenly grabbed Liu Yong's arm and asked, "Brother Liu, how is my sister-in-law?" ”

Liu Yong replied: "Reincarnated." ”

"Oh, so I can take up more of your time?" Shih Tzu clapped his hands.

Liu Yong nodded and glanced at Li Xiaojian helplessly.

Looking at Xi Shi's appearance of Liu Yong's little bird, Li Xiaojian was very strange, how could Liu Yong's appearance get Xi Shi's favor? couldn't figure it out, so he asked, "Shishi, do you like Lao Liu?" ”

Xi Shi nodded and said with a smile: "Of course, I like Brother Liu the most." ”

"Oh, I see, it seems that Sister Feng doesn't have to worry about matching the two of you." Li Xiaojian said.

"Hey, what do you say? Xiao Jian, you want to be crooked, I have always regarded Brother Liu as a relative, he is my best brother, I am his best sister, Brother Liu, right? Shih Tzu said seriously.

Liu Yong nodded helplessly.

Li Xiaojian was a little confused, and after thinking for a while, he asked, "Shishi, don't you know that Lao Liu likes you?" ”

"You know, he's always treated me as his dearest sister." Shih Tzu said.

Li Xiaojian felt that Xi Shi was pretending to be stupid, so he simply asked directly: "Don't you know that Lao Liu has always wanted to marry you as a daughter-in-law?" ”

When Liu Yong asked Li Xiaojian's question, his eyes immediately widened, staring at Xi Shi to get a confirmed answer.

Xi Shi was stunned by Li Xiaojian's question, and after a while, he smiled shyly, pulled Liu Yong's arm and said, "How can Brother Liu marry someone else if he has a sister-in-law, besides, I am Brother Liu's dearest sister, right?" Brother Liu, I want to be your cutest sister for the rest of my life, no, for several lifetimes. ”

Li Xiaojian nodded and walked to Liu Yong's side, patted him on the back and said, "Old Liu, I understand you." ”

Li Xiaojianxin said, Xi Shi, you just pretend, in order to save face, you are willing to be my girlfriend, willing to strip naked in the changing room, you, you don't understand these?