【Chen's wit】

One day, a long, long time later, Chen was ready to enter elementary school. Because the days before the age of six were too leisurely, Liang Wei'an solemnly decided to enroll Chen in a series of cram schools, and in the end, because there were too many students in cram schools, she finally decided to hire a tutor.

This is definitely bad news for Chen, he ran to Yan Yixi for help, but Yan Yixi could only helplessly stall his hands, turning over the steak, while humming a song to continue his "pig farming" plan.

Chen expressed deep anger at the two of them, but the strike was ineffective, the hunger strike was tempted by Yan Yixi's delicious food and failed, and the runaway was brought back by Yan Yixi intact.

Seeing that receiving tutoring every day has become a settlement, Chen's little brain turned, and he ran to find Liang Wei'an, and mysteriously lay next to her ear and whispered: "Mommy, I'll tell you something secretly......"

Liang Wei'an looked at him a little puzzled: "What's the matter?" So mysterious. ”

Chen continued to lower his voice and said, "The female teacher who came to the house yesterday was flattering Daddy! And she kept telling me that Daddy was so handsome......"

Liang Wei'an frowned and nodded thoughtfully.

Then, the next day, Chen ushered in a new batch of ...... Male tutor.

Chen wanted to cry without tears, and after listening to a day's math class, he had another plan in his heart.

This time, he ran to Yan Yixi, who was cooking: "Daddy, Mommy said that my new teacher is so handsome, and she also said that people have muscles." ”

Yan Yixi frowned, her face instantly became very bad, and she couldn't help but roll up her sleeves and take a look: "Mine is not satisfied?" ”

Chen snorted: "Daddy doesn't have a sense of crisis anymore, Mommy is so beautiful, and the new teacher also praised Mommy." ”

Yan Yixi frowned and nodded thoughtfully.

The next day, Chen was sent to cram school. Chen's resentful eyes showed that the rebellious plan had failed.

【Fitness】

Since the tutor muscle incident left a shadow on Yan Yixi, he has been running the gym more and more often. Liang Wei'an was a little inexplicable: "There aren't enough things in your company?" Idle? ”

Yan Yixi didn't answer, and bought all kinds of sports equipment to put at home, running and sandbags and lifting dumbbells at every turn. Liang Wei'an looked inexplicably ......

Until one day, Yan Yixi lifted her clothes in front of her: "Look, I have eight-pack abs." ”

"Didn't you have that before?"

"There were only six before."

And then ...... What does it matter if there are two more pieces? Liang Wei'an looked confused.

Yan Yixi frowned, it was obvious that she was contemptuous of his fitness achievements! He resolutely couldn't tolerate it: "Didn't you say that tutor has muscles?" ”

"I said that?" Liang Wei'an was confused.

Yan Yixi only thought she was pretending to be stupid: "Fresh meat is definitely not as good as cooked meat." ”

"What the hell are you talking about?" Liang Wei'an is even more inexplicable.

Yan Yixi couldn't understand her anymore when she saw the language, so she could only prove it with her actions. So, in the end, he flicked his sleeves, picked her up by the waist, and then walked to the bedroom unswervingly: "What's the difference between six and eight, you'll know if you try it!" ”