Cut, dogs and men, live together and live, why do you engage in these things that are full of rituals?

Do you think this will make people feel romantic? Wrong! Not at all...... Well, there's a little bit of romance, it's really just a little bit.

Do you think I'm going to envy this kind of life? Tell you, I don't ...... at all. If the captain is willing to do this to me once, let alone make me a dead spirit like Kubaji, even if I want to die immediately, it will be worth it!

Nia had no expression on her face, but she kept shouting in her heart, looking at Mario's happy expression, and being kissed a little overwhelmed, slightly stunned in place, and then continued to gnaw Mario's flesh and blood Kubaji, jealousy burned like wildfire!

Why!

Why did you, the little Kubaji, just become a dead soul, and you have collected the love you dreamed of in your life, and you have collected the dreamlike happy time, and I have become a half-human and half-machine, like a monster like a terminator, but instead of reaping any sincerity, the distance from the captain's heart is getting farther and farther away?!

Is it because I'm unlucky? Is it because I don't love the captain enough? Is it because I've not been sinned enough?

What are you kidding, when it comes to suffering, who can compare to me?!

Do you know what I've been through?!

My pain is above yours!!

Because she is a single dog who suffers, and she can't see the happiness of others, Nia, who is burned by the fire of jealousy, has eighteen evil thoughts flashing in her heart, she tries her best to control herself, picks the least destructive, comes to Mario's side, pretends to be casual and asks:

"Mr. Mario, according to my observations, Kubaji, who is now transformed into a necromancy, should belong to the kind of 'obsession demon', right? Just like the Headless Horseman, he has a kind of honey attachment to his head and puts his obsession in the light, right?"

Mario nodded a little confused.

Ling Mo on the side stroked his forehead with one hand, Mario didn't know Nia, could he still not understand? Nya called him suddenly changed from the ordinary 'Mario' to the honorific title of 'Mr. Mario', and there must be something bad in his heart! These High Elves are always very particular about some strange places!

Sure enough, as Ling Mo expected, a smile appeared on the corner of Nia's mouth, burying her malice deeply, and asked meaningfully:

"Kubaji was very desperate before she died, the continent is so big, but in this whole world, there is no creature willing to help her hatch the child. The last wish in her heart was too strong, prompting her to let go of her child even if she died, so she transformed into a necromantic form.

Then I'm a little curious, the obsession in Kubaji's heart before she died, whether it was 'my child is helpless, I hate it so much, I hate it so much that I can't protect my child to grow up', or 'my child doesn't even have the qualifications to see this beautiful world, I hate it so much, I hate it so much that I can't let my child be born smoothly'!

Mr. Mario, you know your lover better...... In your opinion, what kind of obsession will Kubaji be before she dies?"

Hearing Nia's question, even if he heard half of it, the other party's question was actually full of malice, Mario still couldn't help lowering his head, and his expression quickly dimmed. There's no way, the question that Nia seems to ask inadvertently is exactly the question that Mario deliberately ignored and forcibly ordered himself not to think about it!

Kubaji's obsession before death is too obvious, as long as he watches the live broadcast, anyone can answer it in one bite:

Her obsession is that her child cannot be born smoothly!

All the obsessions of the necromantic Kubaji are all condensed and worried about her two bastard eggs, and for the smooth hatching of these two eggs, she has a combat power that is not much inferior to that of her life, which is a very rare situation among all the necromantic creatures in the entire decaying land!

You must know that before his death, Zero was a Dharma Saint-level Holy Light Mage, and when he was just transformed into a Headless Horseman due to obsession after his death, he was just a fifth-level strength Demonic Beast!

But this kind of overly strong despair and too strong obsession has also brought about a new situation, that is, Kubaji's obsession is too specific and too easy to satisfy. In other words, when the two bastards hatched safely and opened their eyes smoothly and healthily, Kubaji's obsession would be satisfied, and the very essence of her existence as a 'necromancy' would disappear, and at that time, there would be a 100% chance that she would disappear with the wind on the spot!

No matter how sincere the relationship between Mario and Kubaji is, no matter how happy Mario and Kubaji are at this time, they can't escape this problem: their happiness is destined to be short-lived and fragile, their family is destined to live happily together, and the moment a new life comes, it is the time when Kubaji and Mario are separated forever!

Seeing that Mario had to fall into this painful thought because of his own mention, full of sadness, tearing his hair and squatting on the ground in pain, the hidden malice on Nia's face finally revealed and bloomed into a distorted smile!

"Ugly! Ugly! Look in the mirror, you look so ugly now, Miss Nia!!"

"Is this the real-life version of 'Jealousy Makes Me Unrecognizable?!"

"Miss Nia's heart is so small, can't she make Mario happy for a while?!

At the same time, he left a message: What do you know upstairs! Miss Nia doesn't use a knife to kill people, you look at Mario's appearance, a face of defeat! Instantly fell from a false paradise to the hell of reality, it is really happy for my heart, very happy!Hahahaha!!"

"This is not just murder, it is simply murder, sand kernel pig heart!"

"It's terrible to kill someone!"

"It's still people upstairs, Mario and Kubaji are about to face a tragedy in the world, you actually say cool things like this, look like schadenfreude, you can't see the good of others, you really deserve to be single!"

"Water friend 'I am revenge Tiansheng Dark Cat' rewarded the anchor with a big fireball!

Upstairs, what's wrong with being single? What's wrong with being single and provoking you? What's wrong with a single cat like me, just can't see others good?!

I'm out of love, and the person I love would rather go to the German orthopedic department than love me! From that moment on, my world seemed to be swallowed up by darkness, I just didn't want to see other couples living happily together, what's wrong with that?!

I curse you, I curse all those who love each other! I curse you on all festivals, I curse the whole continent, I curse the whole world! May Io, who knows all and mighty, give all the happy people in the world an iron hammer of destruction!!

This is the greatest curse of my life, do you see clearly?!!"

“...... It's terrifying, there's obviously a fǎn shè hui element upstairs, and I suggest that he be arrested immediately and sent to my house to be properly adjusted!

"If I don't go online, I don't know that there are so many people in the world who are unhappy! I think I should cherish my happy life more, thinking of this, I can't help but hug my sleeping wife in my arms - Asuna tighter!"

"Upstairs, I've seen your wife's book!"

"I've seen it too.,It's a pity that the hero of the book is not you!"

"23333 You guys upstairs are so good! You are all people who have received nine years of compulsory education, how can I be as good as you?"

"Excellent fart! I will talk nonsense on the magic net every day, why haven't you been frozen to death in the cold window for ten years!"

"Don't talk nonsense, can you? Are you saying that Mario really can't do anything about the situation he is facing now?"

"It's a pity, no, unless Mario is ruthless and kills those two bastards so that they never hatch, otherwise Kubaji's disappearance should be a sure thing!"

"Actually, I think it's okay to have such an ending, if Kubaji is dead, and the family can be reunited, and the family of four can enjoy the joy of family together, then it will be too bad to give face to death, right?

"If death has no meaning, then the world will be in chaos!"

"Even if such sincere love can't make miracles happen? In this way, even if there are so many idealistic creatures, the essence of this world is really materialistic!"

"Sincere love? Why do I think it's like a beautiful mistake? Mario himself doesn't know what Kubajitu is, why do you like him so much, and this kind of situation can appear in Warcraft! If it's a human society, will there be a girl who loves to die and live for Mario, a black plumber?"

"Of course not! If you are a diao, a girl who is not of your rank at all, and suddenly tells you affectionately, she doesn't care whether you have money or status, she just likes you and wants to be with you. Don't think about it, it's not that your peach blossoms are here, and it's not that some of your hidden advantages have been discovered by Gu Nian, but that you may have done something recently to make the girl mistakenly think that you are rich!"

"It's heart-piercing! Bleeding is like a bet! Losing money!"

"That...... Are you done talking? I've had a question, I don't know if to talk about it? Kubaji's husband, isn't it Mario's brother? Are you so sure these two children are Mario's? Can't we make a bold assumption that these two children belong to Mario's brother Luigi? If that's true, how ...... It's fun!"

"Damn! I just thought of this when you said that upstairs! It's not the sincere love between Mario and Kubaji, it's the sincere love between the three of them!!"

“......”

No matter how cheap the water friends in the magic net are, they can't affect these strong people in reality, and soon, Mario recovered from the depression of being maliciously stimulated by Nia, at least on the surface, he was relatively calm, and said very indifferently:

"Whatever Kubaji's obsession is, whether she will disappear anytime soon, for me, I've earned the extra time I've been able to give me to spend with her. Who can really say for sure what will happen in the future? It's better to enjoy the moment first. ”

After expressing his attitude, Mario picked up Kubaji and prepared to go home, back to the big castle that Kubaji had built before his death. He didn't open the magical green pipe again, but shouted, 'Come out, Yoshi'!

Ling Mo asked, "Are you summoning mounts?"

Mario shrugged: "Yes, Kubaji has transformed into a necromantic creature, and the necromantic creature can't get into the 'Rishi Jiè Tong Dao' with me, so I can only trouble my good brother Yoshi to bring the two of us back." ”

"That's ......"

Ling Mo nodded, and suddenly asked without a beginning or an end:

"You...... I don't think I'll do anything stupid to force Kubaji to stay, right?"

“...... What do you mean?"

Mario was stunned for a moment, then reacted and waved his hand again and again:

"This human powerhouse, are you worried that I will kill these two children of my own, so that Kubaji's obsession will be permanently placed on it?

No, no, I can't do anything that perverted! Both the lava tortoise clan to which Kubaji belongs, and the mushroom kingdom clan to which I belong, believe that the living are much more important than the dead. No matter how much I like Kubaji, I won't let her live forever at the cost of killing her and my children. What's more, if I really do this, it will be Kubaji who really comes back to life, and I won't be happy to learn about this. ”

"Of course it's good that you can have this kind of awareness...... Ling Mo glanced at Mario with some suspicion, and then said frankly: "If these two eggs are really Kubaji and your children, of course I won't have this kind of worry." But I've always heard from Kubaji that she has nine children in her belly, one for you and one for your brother Luigi, right?

If, I mean, these two surviving eggs happen to be your brother Luigi's, then will you still be able to let Kubaji disappear for the sake of the birth of a 'new life' as you are now?"

"Your concerns are very justified. Mario had a strange look on his face, one that seemed to be smiling and laughing: "If I really had a brother named Luigi......

Ling Mo: "......?!"

Without waiting for Ling Mo to ask, Mario took the initiative to explain: "Although it is difficult to understand, there is no Luigi in this world at all, or I am Luigi, Luigi is me." ”

Afraid that Ling Mo would not believe it, Mario immediately took off his red overalls and red hat, and then in front of Ling Mo and Zero, he reversed the red clothes, revealing the green side inside, and put them on directly!

The most amazing thing is that this Mario is different from the original Mario, he is a little taller, his face is slightly elongated, and even his temperament has changed a lot, from Mario's shrewdness and ability, to a bit of a cute feeling! If you hadn't seen such a magical transformation process, no one would have believed that the cuckold guy in front of you was Mario just now!

Shocked by this magical scene, Ling Mo couldn't help but press the detection button of the single-lens detector, wanting to know the properties of Mario's clothes:

Super overalls from the Mushroom Kingdom

Wear Resistance +100, Dirt Resistance +100, Defense -50, Rustic +50, Courage {Reckless} +20, Charisma -20

Equipment Description:

The mushroom kingdom has prepared super overalls for its own super soldiers to escort the warriors' adventures. When worn on both sides, the wearer will have two separate health bars, which are considered two separate lives. Whenever you receive a mortal attack, the front and back sides of your overalls will automatically switch to block a mortal attack.

Number of Valid Counts: Twice {Meaning Mario has three lives}

Note: This equipment is only valid for warriors in the Mushroom Kingdom.

"......" suppressed the greed in his heart, Ling Mo exhaled a breath, and said to Mario, "If it weren't for the last line of explanation, you would have died three times by now. ”

Mario was confused: "...... Huh?"

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