"You can't escape now, come home with me, Kubaji. ”

As soon as Mario said this, Zero subconsciously exclaimed, and asked very unexpectedly, "You...... You know?"

"You know what? You know she's Kubaji? Of course I do. ”

Mario turned his head to look at Zero, spread his hands and said, "What do you say...... After all, the touch inside the lava giant turtle is too hot, and Kubaji is too excited, and the actual temperature is even higher, and I am about to bubble when it is hot! That feeling is too different from the touch of a normal human woman, as long as I am not a fool, I have no reason to be undetectable, right?"

"I always feel ...... You seem to have inadvertently exposed something terrible. ”

Zero complained a little tangled, and then asked curiously:

"Since you know that 'Princess Becky' is Kubaji, then why do you keep calling Kubaji Her Royal Highness Becky? Oh, I know, you are taking care of Kubaji's face and taking care of her fragile girlish heart, right?"

“...... A fragile girl's heart?"

Mario turned his head to look at Kubaji, who was gnawing on his shoulder, and a subtle look appeared on his face:

"Are you sure Kubaji really has such a thing on her? Anyway, I haven't known her for a long time and haven't found out. ”

"Then why ......"

"Of course, it's to paralyze Kubagi's vigilance, so that I can find an opportunity to kill this perverted female turtle and avenge Princess Becky!" Mario said as a matter of course, then he paused, smacked his mouth, and added, "In the beginning, I did think so. ”

"Avenge Princess Becky?" Zero's voice suddenly raised a lot, her tone was a little incredible, she shook her head, and said, "You wait...... You're ...... Why does it sound a little messy? Can you give me a rough run?"

"Actually, it's pretty simple, it just sounds messy...... Well, you wait a minute, I'll eat a red mushroom to replenish my blood, I didn't expect that after Kubaji became a necromancy, the bite was unexpectedly quite painful......"

Mario made a pause gesture, then pulled out a red mushroom from his blue overalls, stuffed it whole into his mouth, chewed it casually twice, then stretched his neck and swallowed it with great difficulty. Hammering his chest, Mario stroked Kubaji's face dotingly, gave her a persistent look, and then continued to Zero:

"I used to take adventures all over the mainland, not because I like adventures, but because of the princess Pricky I like, that woman likes to die everywhere, and from time to time she falls into all kinds of difficulties, or is a mysterious creature bǎng jià, so I can only follow the footsteps of Her Royal Highness Pricky, go deep into all kinds of dangerous places, and save that damn woman.

It is no exaggeration to say that for the sake of Her Royal Highness Becky, I have crossed mountains and seas, and I have passed through mountains and seas...... Well, I'm not complaining, I was very safe and peaceful as a licking dog at the time, and I can't blame anyone else. Originally, the story between me and Pinkie was supposed to go on like this, but everything has changed since one time, when Her Highness was captured by a very strange lava giant tortoise......"

Speaking of this, Mario's expression was confused, as if he was caught in a past emotion:

"Before this, after Her Royal Highness was rescued by me, she would say thank you to me and treat me well for a while, but this time it was different, she came back and fell into her bed, kicked her legs, buried her head in the pillow and became feverish. It was at that time that I firmly remembered a name from the dream words of His Royal Highness Becky - King Kuba.

I didn't know that King Kuba was female, and I couldn't tell the sex of a lava tortoise. ”

"After that, His Royal Highness Bi Qi still likes to die everywhere, but the goal of death is very targeted, every time she is taken by this guy called King Kuba, bǎng jià as many as seventeen times before and after {Nintendo's official data, Kuba really tied Bi Qi so many times}!

I sometimes suspect that this Kuba King has nothing to do when he is full, staring at Biqi every day, tying up and not cooking or eating, just waiting for me to come, and tricking me, asking me to rescue His Royal Highness Biqi, is he so idle? I really don't know how Kuba took a fancy to me, could it be that I was very witty and brave in her castle of flames, which was full of mechanisms?"

Mario shook his head incredulously, gently tugged at Kubaji's cracked cheek with his hand, and asked in a doting tone, "Kubaji, can you tell me now why you like me?"

Kubaji was so focused on biting that she ignored Mario.

Mario didn't care, stroked the part he had just pinched, and continued:

"It's probably a bystander, but after a few times, I actually found out that Princess Biki is probably in love with that Kuba king, every time I rescue her, she has a stiff face, and the first few times she also thanked me a few words, and then she didn't even thank you, but lost her temper at me. ”

In this world, there is still a woman who dies like this?!

Zero praised it in his heart, and couldn't help but interject: "That...... Mr. Mario, with all due respect, that Highness Becky has treated you like that, why are you still ...... It's still ......."

"You're still so lowly, so willing to save her, right?"

Mario completes Zero's unspoken words and smiles:

"Being used to licking dogs is one thing, but it's not the point, the most important thing is that from the perspective of a bystander, I can clearly see that King Kuba doesn't like Bi Qi at all, and many times I can see from its eyes the deep hatred for Bi Qi, and the kind of vicious killing machine that is definitely not a fraud! I just don't understand why King Kuba still bǎng jià Bi Qi again and again when he is so disgusted, and plays this cat-and-mouse game with her, instead of killing her directly. ”

"I can explain the reason for this, because of Kubaji's feelings, I feel so empathy!"

It was Nia who interjected, she subconsciously glanced at Ling Mo, and then said in a resentful tone:

"For Kubaji, Princess Bi Qi is her rival in love, or the most hateful kind! Think about it, her favorite boy, the male god in her heart, is making a licking dog for Bi Chi, Bi Chi, and is called and drunk by others, and she is very happy to lick!

To use the analogy of your men's easy to understand example, it is probably the pure and noble and inviolable goddess in your hearts, but in fact it is another person's rice green dish, Mario, you now know how strong the anger and resentment in Kubaji's heart is, right?"

This example was too graphic, Mario's face twitched, and he nodded subconsciously.

"I can even imagine how Princess Bi Chi died!"

Nia continued:

"Kubaji took her here, looking forward to the stars and the moon, waiting for Mario to come to her castle, looking forward to painting a little red flower on the calendar every day, how can you bother with Becky?

Princess Becky, who likes Kuba in her heart, was snubbed, and naturally wanted to express herself, so she naturally had nothing to say. When it comes to ordinary things, Kubaji won't bird her at all, and the right should be a deaf ear. The unwilling Becky naturally began to tell her various secrets, and it was easy to tell the secret of the crown on her head!

However, the speaker has no intention of listening, and when he hears that the crown on Princess Becky's head has such a miraculous effect, it can not only bind Mario to you, but also replace Princess Becky and enjoy your love! As soon as she heard this, Kubaji, who had already been dissatisfied with Princess Becky to the extreme, was so murderous that she couldn't wait for a second, so she took it away on the spot, and threw her into the magma in the castle! Hehe, hehehahaha......

No, it's not enough, it's not enough at all, it's too cheap to throw the magma into the cheap vice captain's woman, and she dies too happily! Sure enough, I still feed the cannibal flower, and tear off the flesh and blood of the vice captain in a small bite......"

Didn't the subject change halfway through?!

Mario didn't want to say anything, he shook his head with a wry smile, and gave Nia a thumbs up:

"Truth...... I guess that's what you said, I should have noticed this. During the eighteenth rescue operation, Princess Pinkie behaved a little strangely. How to put it, she ...... me Great, all kinds of tenderness and sweetness, all kinds of songs, I thought that I had finally licked it after so many years, and I was directly immersed in the gentle township, and I didn't notice anything wrong at all, but now that I think about it, at that time, the bones of His Royal Highness Biqi are estimated to have been burned to ashes, right?"

Not wanting to continue the topic, Zero hurriedly asked:

"Don't mention these sad pasts, do you? What I want to know most is, Mario, how did you forgive Princess Biki after you learned that she was Kubaji? How did you fall in love with her? When the woman you loved was killed, you should be very angry and want to kill the enemy, right?

"Unforgettable...... Is it?"

Mario shook his head, his hand unconsciously patted lightly on Kubaji's back, and said slowly:

"In fact, there is no unforgettable experience, as the saying goes, men chase women across heavy mountains, women chase men across the veil, I am like a little insect that fell into Kubaji's love network, and when I come back to my senses, I have been deeply trapped in it, and I can't extricate myself. I wondered countless times in my heart how the willful, self-willed, princess-sick Becky suddenly became so good, but soon reveled in the softness of 'Becky' and left the doubts in my heart behind.

Later, after the deepest contact, I was scalded out of a few bubbles, and I noticed some clues. So I took advantage of Kubaji's absence, took the invincible star, rubbed the sun cannonball in my hand, and threatened the little ghost maid in Kubaji's castle, her psychological quality was so poor that almost as soon as she was threatened, she told all the truth like pouring beans. ”

Speaking of this, Mario smiled self-deprecatingly, pointed to the location of his heart, and said:

"When I first learned the truth, I was filled with anger and resentment, and I wanted to wait for Kubaji to come back and fight her to the death and kill her. When Kubaji really came back, she carried a lot of miscellaneous ingredients in her hand, used her lava fire to make a large table of my favorite dishes, sat next to her with a little face, and earnestly persuaded me to finish it quickly, I found that I couldn't do it!

I comforted myself at the time, deceiving myself that I was worried that I would not be able to beat her in a head-on duel, so I continued to call her Her Royal Highness Bikie first, paralyzed her, and waited until the night when she relaxed and vigilant, and then killed her by sneak attack!

And then ......"

Nia replied with disdain: "Later, you don't even have the idea of starting, do you?"

"Yes, that's it, I'm falling step by step. Mario thumped his head, held out a finger, and said:

"I used to think I was a good man, but in this state, I can't continue to deceive myself at all, I'm just a scumbag!

Occasionally, in the middle of the night, I would wake up in my dreams and mourn my current shameful behavior, and tears would wet my pillow. But as time went by, when I examined my heart, I found that my dedication to Princess Pinkie was not to move Pinkie, but to move myself! I didn't like her as much as I thought! When I learned that she was dead, my first feeling was not sadness, but a kind of ...... Relief like prostration!"

The contempt on Nia's face became even stronger: "In other words, you have been a licking dog for so many years, and you want to chase Becky, but when the other party dies, you repent, it turns out that you don't really like Becky, you just like to lick dogs?"

Mario: "......"

This summary is too sharp, Mario can't answer, Na Na can't speak. Or Zero gave a round:

"Senior Nia don't say a word, right?

During the whole process, Mr. Mario did nothing wrong, he paid and paid, and suddenly he didn't want to pay, this is his freedom, and it is also his right, no one should blame him, and Mr. Mario should not be ashamed of this prodigal son's behavior.

Anyway, what about later? Did you recognize your heart and find out that you loved Kubaji, then you naturally and peacefully lived happily with her? Isn't it? Kubaji killed your first love with her own hands, and killed the dream "qgren" who has occupied your heart for so many years, how can you say that you will have some mustard in your heart, and things will not go so smoothly, right?"

"This Miss of Humanity is right, as you said, whether it is a matter of having a bad heart or refusing to give in so quickly for the sake of my own face, although I enjoy Kubaji's meticulous care and love, I have never been willing to relax on the issue of marriage. Again and again, I prevaricated, rejected Kubaji, hung her, and did the same excessive things that Princess Becky did to me back then, and enjoyed it.

But then something happened that completely broke my defenses, and also made me let go of all my worries and be willing to go on with Kubaji forever. ”

Mario gently hugged Kubaji, adjusting his shoulders so that the other party could continue to gnaw, and said:

"It was Kubaji's birthday, in fact, she had never had a birthday before, but it was Bikie's birthday, and she had to play the role of Biki well. I was so used to being her uncle that I didn't even think about giving her any surprise gifts, but I just bought a Mont Blanc cake that I liked to eat as a birthday present at the cake shop outside the castle. And in order to disgust Kubaji, I also deliberately wrote the words 'Happy Birthday to Bikie' very large.

However, something unexpected happened, Kubaji took the cake with a happy face, and after getting my permission, she couldn't wait to open it and eat it on the spot, and while eating, she suddenly covered her mouth and ate a sparkling diamond ring, and then she blushed and said to me: I am willing to marry you. ”

Recalling the scene at that time, a tenderness welled up in his heart, and Mario forcibly picked up her face, despite the fact that Kubaji was biting the flesh on his shoulder, and kissed her deeply on that terrifying face, and smiled happily:

So we got married. After all, even I can't refuse a girl who buys herself a diamond ring and hides it in a cake to 'surprise' herself......"

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