223 Help you dress up

Yang Yi casually turned out a few very casual clothes of the fat man, a T-shirt, and a pair of jeans, ordinary ones can't be more ordinary.

"Come, the fat man took off his suit and put on these two ......," Yang Yi said to the fat man with the clothes in his hand.

"Damn, just wear this? You're kidding me, aren't you? Does this show that the fat guy is tall and mighty? "The fat man is very unhappy.

Yang Yi slapped him on the head, scolded and scolded: "You know how to fart, girls nowadays like innocent boys, dress you up like a little victim who has not been deeply involved in the world, I don't know how many girls want to hook up with you......"

"Really?" The fat man will be skeptical, but his heart will be shaken a lot.

Before Yang Yi could speak, Luo Jun said: "What Brother Yang said is not wrong at all, girls now really like innocent boys, just like the senior sister I hooked up with on the day of the last freshman show, she just valued my innocent ......"

"Damn, you're embarrassed to say, what did you do with that sexy senior sister that day?"

"Play the game, ......" Luo Jun rolled his eyes.

"What's the game?" The fat man had a wicked smile on his face.

Yang Yi and Fan Tao also pricked up their ears, expressing their inner curiosity.

"What other games can I have, of course it's an adult game......" Luo Jun rolled his eyes.

"Damn, it's revealed so soon, it's boring to ......" The fat man waved his hand, very excited.

Boys are probably like this, right?,Sometimes the things I don't know are curious like a cat's paws scratching.,When you know it, you suddenly feel bored.。

"Okay, since Brother Jun also said so, then I will make a fool of myself with the fat brother......" The fat man gritted his teeth and made a decision to go to the battlefield.

Yang Yi unceremoniously slapped him: "You pull it down, maybe you will be the one who is brilliant today......"

"Hehe...... hey" The fat man smiled embarrassedly, but his heart was full of anticipation.

Put on a shirt and jeans, the fat man seems to have lost a lot of weight, probably the suit just now is too regular, and there is nothing wrong with wearing it on a person with an average figure, as soon as it is worn on the fat man, all kinds of shortcomings are revealed.

I thought this was the end, but who knows, Yang Yi said to Fan Tao: "Xiao Tao, bring your brush and ink ......"

Fan Tao has been bored in college recently, so he bought a set of four treasures in the study, and practiced calligraphy in the dormitory when he was idle.

He is different from Fat Man and Luo Jun, his family conditions are not good, and he has no ability to enter and exit various entertainment venues, although Fat Man and Luo Jun don't let him pay the bill every time.

But Fan Tao, the bear child, is really in his heart, and he followed it again and again, and he didn't feel embarrassed anymore.

So sometimes when the fat man and Luo Jun shouted him to go, Fan Tao would use practicing calligraphy as an excuse to shirk.

Seeing that Yang Yi was going to use a brush and ink, the fat man's heart moved, didn't he, didn't Brother Yang want to paint me a big face? Nima, for this makeup technique, is embarrassed to say that she has obtained a level 5 certificate.

"Yang, Brother Yang, what are you going to do?" The fat man swallowed his saliva with difficulty and asked tremblingly.

"Don't do it, just write a few words......" Yang Yi said disappreciatively.

"Damn, don't do it, I'm not good-looking, wouldn't it be even more miserable for you to write a few more words?"

The fat man secretly complained.

Yang Yi rolled his eyes: "You think beautifully, Lao Tzu is going to write it on your clothes......"

The fat man's shirt is a red shirt, if the brush is written, although it can be seen clearly, it looks very low-key, giving people a hazy sense of mystery, and a bit of desire to let people find out.

Yang Yi pressed the fat man on his back on the bed, the brush in his hand was dipped in ink, his hand was up and down, turning left and right, not like he was writing, but like he was drawing.

In the dumbfounded space of a few people, a few big characters of dragon flying and phoenix dance were completed.

"A Different Beautiful Man"

The arrogant strokes and eclectic shapes seem to be flowers and mist and fog, but they give people a very uninhibited and debauched feeling.

"Good word!" Fan Tao clapped his hands and Chen Zan, he had been practicing calligraphy for a few days, and his eyesight was still a little bit, but after reading the words written by Yang Yi, he couldn't help but open his mouth and spit out these two words.

Although even he himself doesn't know what is good about this word, he just thinks it is good in his heart.

The fat man's worries suddenly disappeared, he got up and stood in front of the mirror to look left and right, and finally concluded: "It's okay, it's average, it's not as good as the fat brother's general skills......"

Yang Yi raised his hand and slapped him: "Pull it down quickly, just these few words can't be ...... a million."

"Blow, keep blowing......" Yang Yi pursed his lips disdainfully.

Yang Yi really didn't blow it, his calligraphy was learned from Xu Zi, and Master Xu Zi used to make money by selling words when he was young.

And after Master Xu Zi taught Yang Yi to write calligraphy, he treated him as a coolie and wrote a word for ten yuan, but after Xu Zi stamped his own seal, he could sell it for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Yang Yi knew about this later, and after knowing it, he couldn't wait to strangle Master Xu Zi to death in the cornfield, it was so hateful, this was simply squeezing labor.

The fat man was very satisfied with his current appearance, and ran to the bathroom to wash his hair, although he wasted half a bottle of hairspray, but when Yang Yiyou gave him a very literary hairstyle, this fart couldn't say anything to complain about.

"Brother Yang, in the future, you will be the hairstylist and makeup artist of our dormitory, and in the future, if we go to make sister paper and need to dress up, we will all hand it over to you!" The fat man said happily.

"Cheng, ......" Yang Yi agreed, "five hundred ...... at a time"

"Your uncle's ......"

Seeing that the fat man had a new look, Luo Jun and Fan Tao were also a little moved, Luo Jun had money in the family, and he dug out his pocket and said: "Brother Yang, come, the whole five hundred yuan ......"

"Uh......" Yang Yi was speechless, he didn't expect that he made a joke and was taken seriously by Luo Jun, he smiled, "I was joking just now, don't take it seriously, in this way, I think Luo Jun you are quite suitable for the Prince Charming route, let's take this route, how about we?" ”

"Cheng Cheng Cheng ......" Luo Jun nodded hurriedly, in fact, he had planned to do this early in the morning, but he didn't expect it to coincide with Yang Yi.

The fat man next to him was a little unhappy: "Brother Yang, no, why can't I take the Prince Charming route?" I would also like to take the Prince Charming route......"

"You go pee first and take a look at what you look like, and finally tell you a word, this is a world ...... look at faces"

"Your uncle's ......"

Luo Jun's congenital conditions are there, not only is he handsome, but also has an extraordinary bearing, his body is well-proportioned like a model, especially the smile at the corner of his mouth, which is a woman who will be moved when she sees it.

Yang Yi seemed to foresee the scene of Luo Jun returning with a full load tonight and calling for emergency services tomorrow morning.

Dressed in a white tuxedo and a white shirt with a small black bow tie, at first glance, Luo Jun looks as handsome and chic as a prince who came out of a Western fairy tale.

The fat man next to him looked envious, jealous and hateful, no, Lao Tzu wants to lose weight!

Fan Tao followed his nerdy style, a simple plaid shirt, refreshing and sunny, shyly smiling, innocent and fat.

In the entire 616 dormitory, Yang Yi was left alone without dressing up.