222 exposes your shortcomings
The party started at eight o'clock, and you can play until twelve o'clock, a full four hours, and you can have a good time.
But as soon as the time came to six o'clock, the 616 dormitory exploded, only to hear the howl of the fat man in Yang Yi's lower bunk, Luo Jun and Fan Tao rushed to the only makeup mirror in the dormitory.
This makeup mirror was bought by a fat man from a graduate senior, just like the telescope that was broken on the first day, it is all a specific expression of the fat man's stinky beauty and coquettishness.
The three of them rushed to the mirror, and were about to fall asleep, Yang Yi, who was talking about life with Zhou Gong's daughter, was startled, he jumped up from the bed and shouted: "Damn, what's the situation?!" Did the fat man buy a lottery ticket and win? ”
"I'm more excited than winning the lottery...... the fat man blushed, looking particularly excited, and hurriedly greeted Yang Yidao, "Brother Yang, come down and dress up, we must soak in the horse tonight......"
"Dressing up? What to dress up? Yang Yi didn't know why.
"What else can you pretend? Of course, it's to dress yourself up handsomely, so that the chance of success is high. ”
Yang Yi frowned and said in disgust: "As for it?" Isn't it just a sorority party? It's so grand, it's like a blind date......"
"You know!"
For Yang Yi's disapproval, the three fat men raised their middle fingers together.
"The girls in the art department are arrogant, and they don't look down on the average boys, if you run over in a sloppy way, people won't throw you a glance, let alone pick up a conversation."
"So we must dress ourselves up beautifully, it is best to wear the best clothes, how many girls nowadays worship money, who doesn't like rich masters? Hurry up, be sure to put on your most expensive clothes......"
As he spoke, the fat man took out his suitcase from the cabinet, a whole box of clothes, at least twenty or thirty pieces, what suits, shirts, leather jackets, it was almost everything......
The fat man took out his most brand-new suit, put it on his body, and said to Luo Jun while looking in the mirror: "Brother Jun, what's the matter, did you blind your 24K aluminum alloy dog eyes?" Are you so handsome that you are ashamed of yourself? ”
Yang Yi and the others almost didn't throw it up, this dead fat man, his shameless ability is getting stronger and stronger, doesn't he feel blushing when he says this?
The fat man didn't know how to blush, and the guy was giving a thumbs up to himself in the mirror with a satisfied face, and muttered to himself: ", it's so handsome, I can't help but want to bow to myself......"
"Vomiting ......" Yang Yi couldn't stand it anymore, and rushed into the bathroom to vomit, followed by Luo Jun and Fan Tao.
There are no words, just actions to express dissatisfaction with the fat man.
The fat man stared at the door of the bathroom with a resentful face, and muttered, ", you don't need to be so jealous that Lao Tzu is more handsome than you, right?" It's really ......."
Perhaps it was infected by the 616 dormitory, and several other dormitories in the second class of economics were also noisy, and for a while I only heard an angry shout in the corridor.
"Damn, where did Lao Tzu's golden underwear go?!"
"Oh, where's my silk stockings?"
"Where's my Louis Vuitton leather jacket?"
"Where's my Versace blazer?"
This shout caused the people in the other classes and dormitories around to poke their heads out and look in the corridor, and they all muttered in their hearts.
Nima, do you want to show off your wealth like this......
When Yang Yi and the three of them came out of the bathroom, the fat man was almost tidy up, wearing a brand-name suit, a white dazzling shirt, leather shoes that were bright enough to be used as a mirror, and the hair that was sprayed with at least half a bottle of hairspray.
If you put a big windbreaker on your shoulder, the cliff "Shanghai Sand" strong brother.
"Oh, I'll go ......" Yang Yigang walked out and saw the fat man for the first time, startled, involuntarily covered his face with his arms, and leaned back slightly, "I'm a mother, who is this, who is this, who is this......"
Yang Yi was amazed while circling the fat man back and forth, only lifting the fat man's proud tail into the sky.
"Hmph...... How's it going, isn't it handsome like Takeshi Kaneshiro? I said a long time ago, your fat brother doesn't like to dress up on weekdays, so he has always been handsome and low-key, and now he is stunned to see his brother's true face? ”
"I'm dumbfound......ed," Luo Jun shook his head in admiration, he couldn't believe that the fat man was so stylish.
"Handsome, handsome!" Yang Yi gave a thumbs up, and then his hand fell on the fat man's small belly, rubbed it twice, and laughed, "It would be more perfect if there was no fat......
"Uh......" the fat man was speechless, "what, don't care about these details, look at the face, look at the face, don't they all say that this is a world of looking at faces?" Just look at my face......"
"Pull it down...... Yang Yi slapped the fat man's face away, "The whole thing is as miserable as the scene of the car accident, you are embarrassed to let us see, to be honest, we are stunned by your clothes, not you, such expensive clothes on your dead fat pig, it is really a tyrannical thing......"
"You ......" The fat man was angry, pointing at Yang Yi's nose and couldn't say half a sentence, "Hmph, you don't know how to appreciate, Brother Jun, you ...... it"
"Brother Yang and I basically have the same opinion," Luo Jun said solemnly......
"Damn!" The fat man clutched his chest, his face aching.
"Yay!"
Yang Yi raised his palm and hit Luo Jun, a bit of a winner's style.
"Fat brother, I also think you don't look good in this dress, at least your shortcomings are revealed......" Fan Tao weakly expressed his opinion next to him.
The fat man's ears moved, looked at Fan Tao and said, "Xiao Tao, come, tell my brother what are the shortcomings......
"For example, you have a big head and a thick neck, short legs and a wide waistline......" Fan Tao said his opinion very honestly, but as soon as he looked up and met the fat man's murderous gaze, he was startled and hurriedly woke up.
"Fat brother, fat brother, little brother knows that he is wrong, you are handsome......"
The fat man's eyes widened and he roared, "Do you think I'll believe you?" Come here, I promise not to slap ...... face"
"Huh?" Fan Tao was startled, and covered his face reflexively, "Don't, don't come here, damn, Brother Yang, Brother Jun, help......"
The fat man was just about to pounce on Fan Tao and press him to the ground, but Yang Yi pulled him back, hugged the fat man's shoulders, and said seriously: "Fatty, what did Xiao Tao say wrong?" Don't you know your own physical condition? ”
"Damn, you still say!"
"Okay, okay, I won't talk about it......" Yang Yi waved his hand to show his innocence, "That's it, Brother Yang is in a good mood today, and he will be able to pick up girls soon, then I'll do good deeds and help you dress up, how about it?" ”
"Huh? What will you do with your clothes? The three fat men were slightly surprised.
Yang Yi patted his chest, proudly raised his head and said: "That's a must, I not only know, but also can be fine, I'm afraid it's a beautiful man who has won the certificate of a fifth-level makeup artist......"
"It's a mule or a horse that comes out to slip ......" The fat man didn't believe his nonsense, but now it's a long time before the friendship party anyway, and it's idle to be idle, so be a guinea pig and see how Brother Yang tosses.
Yang Yi smashed out all the fat man's clothes, but picked out a few very bad clothes.